Funniest News Bloopers Part 5

and today it's t-shirt time, a hot dog, grab your t-shirts, maybe even a swimsuit today, so I know we're only 13 days away from the official

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, so what just came out of my mouth representing the official start in the morning 13 days left. I don't really know what came or that it's just that we're going to juggle this detailed look, okay, your next chance it rains, we'll have a premiere, okay, CPS, but good luck, the bus hotlines, sorry, that's it. a bad word Dumbo sorry bus lie hot oh boy we'll start to see some fog tomorrow morning as a warm front limps in front starts to shouldn't I say the roads in Susquehanna County have people fed up, fed up, lo sorry PennDOT held a forum tonight for residents to explain what's next Fox 56 is a car from Victoria hello joining us live in Montrose to explain how much longer drivers have to wait Victoria the worst is when you turn like a stringy, chewy people, yeah, when you're fighting with the sander.

Like, give me my food, yeah, and then you hate that thing coming out, yeah, you get a smack on the chin when it comes out, yeah, that's what lands on your chin, let's take a look live through the ship's grill steamer, Harbor cam, the coho is back arriving from Port Angeles with Another boat full of butts, a boat full of tourists ready to enjoy the long weekend. If you make it to the back door, there's a good chance someone in the parking lot is, you know, butchering some grilled sausages. Oh grill, that's a misspelling. I know you're going to grill some sausages and there's a good chance they'll make them like we do, that's your haul on Friday.

I'm embarrassed, so if you're going out guts this weekend, Chef Tim mentions Brahma, he grew up tailgating. in his home state of Wisconsin and today he shows us two great ways to kill that sausage. Good morning to stop the clock right now on Wednesday morning. Thanks for joining us. I'm Kate Merrill, I mean, I'm Kate Merrill, I mean, Chris McKinnon and it's Wednesday Danielle because someone needs sleep I always wanted to be a detective, that's a lesson from Briana, it's just that I became very complicated, you better be, now You know, even if this gym is temporary, it will be here. for a few years and now the students say that this is more than anything because this Jeff is a home run the students say that this gym is a grand slam but this gym is nothing more than net but what we can say is that he looks for it in Uxbridge It's also something that, where there may be some concern, it had a majority of 12,000, now it's down to 5,000 people, I think it won't happen again.

Thank you very much, Jim. Many people are trying to

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icipate. Adrian Bradshaw joins us now. a look at what people are really seeing on roads across our state, some of the hardest hit areas Adrian. I got tired of walking from studio to studio. Would you believe that today is the best day of the week and tell you what we are not forcing? I was thinking about a Halloween horse in a second taxi driver. Checking my son wakes you up with gentle art by Brandon. He sometimes he goes out to the market. Sometimes take a look at your temperatures on a Monday morning.

Chipotle trying to help you be better. Alright. We have new bowls to fit popular diets. There is a whole Keto Bowl Paleo Bowl. 30 diet bowls. They all have big rules about what you can. Oh, you mean those like the tortillas they make when you order a bowl in our burritos every time yes, you can get. a bowl at Chipotle only in a small bowl and certain ingredients go into a certain diet. I don't know, I'm so confused about where you're talking about right now, they're offering Paleo friendly bowls, nothing to do with just burritos. the things that are inside and when you eat cereal, do you eat the bowl too?

So does it matter if it's not what's in the smoothie, the lettuce, that stuff, okay, the story is really funny Jessica, I'm sorry, we were watching our friend Ellen DeGeneres our Good friend, good job all this time in the commercial break she was talking about aspirin and it's so funny, well look away, you don't have to look far to get this dating advice. Calm released its list of the ten most romantic cities in North America. just so you know Ellen's new special on Netflix is ​​hilarious, you know this is coming from, that's where it comes from and it's very relatable to Ellen, okay, you did well while you're making breakfast this morning, grab those cartons of milk, the Today's National Book Day and I'm sure you've been waiting for this princess to describe what milk is used for, so here we go, we're not surprised it's started, it's a highly mobile bacteria by French garrison biologist Louise Bastian and don't worry if you can't celebrate.

I have another chance in six months because that's the world's milk, you have to be very careful, we've had sex, maybe 6 dates quite consecutively, okay, that was a Freudian slip, but let's pretend we didn't hear it. and it's not raining, that's good

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. Oh, there are frost warnings in effect for our parts of the Ohio Valley and frost warnings in other parts of the valleys, but we have this mass of cold air flowing in from the north. Listen, it's going to be, how do I think? You Vemana, I'm sorry, I can't talk about six consecutive days of wet weather and cold temperatures.

Excellent September night, go out and enjoy while we still have trees in the leaves of the blue sky and what is your favorite Marvel Comics hero: Superman, remember the. The motto with great power comes with great responsibility. The dog in Thailand is certainly giving new meaning to the phrase "Doggy Stop Doggy Paddle." Excuse me, you were found swimming 135 miles off the coast of Thailand, near an oil platform that the workers first saw. No, there is no way around it. Workers first saw the dog last Friday swimming toward the platform. The crew was able to place a rope around his neck and lift him up.

They believe he fell from a fishing boat. He is now in good shape and on dry land with an animal protection group. I'm sure I'll be working on more

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very soon 4 at 11:00 when we return Democratic campaigns continue Bernie Sanders made an appearance in Sacramento California this is what he told his supporters but the cost of his services varies from seventy five hundred at thirty thousand dollars, but it might be worth it, she has a pretty good 80% success rate, 80% sex, gordian cleft success rate 6x or oh, hello internet, hello internet, that's going on there Let's move on, shall we?

Please, let's continue with FIFA. I'll still be here if you're single and ready to socialize. Oh my gosh, this next story. Lidl will play Cupid this Valentine's Day. The supermarket chain is partnering with the Richmond-based dating service needed to help you find love. people attending the happy hour event, wine tasting in a master class, as well as here Reba's dating advice, stop it from the top matchmakers on the website, it takes two, you will also have palm readings hand and the first 30 people will receive a happy little gift card. 6:00-8:00 at the little store on West Broad near Staples Mill and bring your shopping list so if you don't find love you can at least find something on sale or something Rob, we all knew what he meant .

Everyone knew what you meant by slow thing.