Chris Pratt Answers Ellen’s ‘Burning Questions’

Okay, what are the three words that best describe you? Very proud father. Very good. Very good. Wearing borrowed clothes. Not my watch. Wow. But I like it. Who was the last famous person you were excited to meet? Garth Brooks. Good Guy. Amazing guy. Do you think you would name a pig after Garth if you had another pig? Oh! You seem to like country stars, so to speak. Absolutely. I want to have... I'm going to have Opryville. I'm going to have all of Nashville swine. That would be surprising. You should do it. I would like to. It is a good idea.

I like that. If you had to change your name, what would you change it to? Quris Pratt, but it is spelled with Q. Quris with Q. I want to be Q-U-R-I-S. We'll figure it out... we have time to figure this out. We have time. We have plenty of time. What do you do that makes your child laugh? Voices. I do voices for him. Yeah? Yes. For example? Oh, basically... it's amazing, because he'll realize this one day. But he simply copied bad impressions of people and characters from his books that I read to him at night. So we're reading Narnia.

And I'll be like, just doing really bad voices for him. But yeah, that's what I do. He makes her laugh. Thanks for not explaining. That...? What do you think about when you see this photo? Oh! Oh... He has warmth around him. Spray tan. What are three things you say to your pigs? Oh suwe! Come for it. And I love you. I feel sexy when... When I get a spray tan. This episode was brought to you by... Spray Tan. Spray tan. What amazes me most about my wife is... Oh my goodness, his ability to fill in my many deficits, and that's it.

Oh. Yes, I have a lot too. So it's like, that's why it's so surprising. Yes. She just intervenes. She intervenes, it fits very well. What body part are you most proud of? Think about it. My skull. It's very thick. It's a good one. What do you do that bothers your wife? She left folded napkins all over the house. For example, I will use a napkin. And instead of taking the time and effort to throw it away, I'll just fold it and leave it like it's folded, so it belongs there. So you just... a little trail of napkins.

Portia just forgets...when I'm picking up the tablecloth or the plate, she...I can always come back 10 minutes later, and she's holding her napkin in her lap. She refuses to let go of the napkin. Good. Yeah, like she found it, maybe the next day, holding her napkin. What do you sleep on at night? Elena's underwear. Yes, that is correct. What did you think you would have done but haven't yet at this age? Have you been in jail? There's time. Yes. Okay, Onward won't be in theaters on March 6. We'll be back. Chris Pratt, everyone.