Dave Chappelle - For What It's Worth part 3/4

I remember around 9/11, Ja Rule was on MTV and we had Ja Rule on the phone to see

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Jos thought about this tragic I Want to Dance. I'm scared to death. I want some answers that Ja Rule may not have right. Now I think when something bad happens to me I've been the crib like oh my god this is terrible because someone please find our period understand this I can make sense of all this where is the bad job? Charu, I don't even know why people listen to me I would say anything like I have done commercials for Coca-Cola and Pepsi I don't care

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comes out of my mouth I just say whatever it takes whatever it takes that's what I say if you want to know honestly I can't even tell the difference surprise all I know is that Pepsi paid more recently so it tastes better that's pretty much how the game goes I'm just being honest it's too goo gah gah Novus leveraged people don't know who it is fake and what's already real that's why Bill Cosby got in trouble look what happened to Bill Cosby Bill Cosby says something real and the whole world freaked out why for having an opinion just because he was selling pots of pudding for The last 40 years people forget that he is from Philadelphia and the projects that they could say are real from time to time is not a big deal.

I spoke at my old high school and told the kids directly if they really want to get out of this ghetto. you gotta focus you gotta stop blaming white people for your problems and you gotta learn to rap we'll play basketball or something let me get stuck you're stuck do that or sell crack that's your only option that's the only way I've seen work better entertain these white people let me dance I'm going to be someone I just hope they listen the ridiculous people in the city love television they love this you know, like you watch a movie, right? watching a movie and a character says another character says hey what's your number man what's the other character always says five five five five five five five you know why we have to do that because the stupid thing is that people go to the movies and then he goes home and tries to call him characters who worked out hello it's fake it's not his number and to be honest this is the worst time ever to be a black celebrity but they're locking up all our stars right now for black sneakers.

I know it was like that. bad when Kobe got in trouble, this is a summary for us, here is one of the healthiest guys, we locked them in with everything and Kobe kept me together, thank God, he kept his game together because if he was breaking down under pressure and getting like six points. a game in all of Los Angeles to me like that it's guilty Kobe was playing like his freedom depended on it, you see, it's those games and things that try to beat that case on the field like the Jets making the ball as a game for your freedom, if I could talk my way through I just relax you'll be fine because the public is still giving Kobe the benefit of the doubt he's one of the few black celebrities that gets there not because he's a celebrity but because you know the The girls showed up with eight different sailors to the investigation, you can't do that, there are seven too many, it's a lot of semen, but you have Noah's, they are some kind of panties.

I was just trying to recreate humanity, Elsa, she's a collector, she has all the mysteries unsolved. the answer could be and his girls paint has first place look at OJ's other gloves and then Bigfoot's footprint three reruns of CSI it's a fishnet loafer we have the most diabolical drawers ever being a celebrity is not time to be a black star them Shut it all down stars black celebrities witch hunt for us man damn it's all old Jane's fault if ever since OJ ran away white people been locking up stars one by one one, it's true and it's oh, the days haven't even passed. it's our fault we celebrated too openly when OJ was acquitted we should have been quiet about Susan not being guilty oh it hurts it doesn't hurt burn that glove Magoo that justice system burns in it well my world all that why people wanted OJ is bad City He spent over 12 million dollars just trying and the look on my people's faces when he was acquitted is priceless, priceless and that's why I don't jump out of bed and I still have it.

I don't like. I dont trust him. because one moment everyone loves you and the next thing you know you're in front of that dance in the courthouse and on top of a car trying to figure out what's going on, what I'm waiting for. This, Michael Jackson's talent is what makes him I doubt it every time there are wars out of control, something bad or something is wrong with the world in general, it's always these moments in history where Michael Jackson masturbates by chance Okay, this is getting a little ridiculous, are you planning this ship? We have meetings Michael, thank you for coming, as you know Michael, the war has not gone as well as we had hoped, there have been many setbacks and the public asks us many questions, of course, well Michael, there is no good way to say this and all.

I know the thing to do is be direct, so let me be direct, we're going to need you to masturbate another boy Mike, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but it would really help or maybe he did it, who knows, who knows, that It's the That's what I mean, who knows who knows Mike God and this kid, no, that's it, it's about that. The only reason I can talk about this is because everyone is speculating, everyone thinks he did it and I didn't. I don't think he did it I'm alone in this I don't think he did it I'm not going to say I don't think you did it That's too strong Let me tell you I'm reserving judgment until all the facts come out but As far as I heard, the boy said he was dying of cancer.

He was on the Make-a-Wish Foundation. He claims that he had two weeks to live and that it was his last wish to meet Michael Jackson. Come on, give me a break. The kid is ten years old, he doesn't remember the thriller and you want to meet Michael Jackson because honestly, I remember the thriller and I just want to meet snick Mike. I wouldn't break a date to meet him. I put a dead path. I should be free by now, it's like a gang took me to a room with Chubby Checker. I wouldn't want to run into that in my last two weeks.

I'll show it to someone like that, then the boy says he's going to Michael's house. where everything goes crazy I don't know how you know, he does everything you would expect at Michael's house, they climb trees and roller coasters and Ferris wheels, the chef made cookies, cakes and pastries, he caressed them while he sang songs, child. and in the middle of all this childish activity, for some reason, Mike took out some wine and some pills and sucked this kid's dick, folks, it pains me to say it, and the kid had the nerve to call that abuse, that's it a good host, hey, what. more do you want what more do you want a blogger to have a glass of an excellent drink at my friend's house a lot of rovco riding my cock sucked Mike must be confused like if I brought you to my house I pinched you I sucked your cock and this is it How did you pay me this is your wish that man thought you would fall in two weeks what happened that guys I have been a police officer for a year and a half he is wrong every time I see you always that this shouldn't Even say it wouldn't be ironic if they found out through from this case that the cure for cancer was for Michael Jackson to suck your dick sometimes, but he could have powers like Green Mile and all the kids like, please, for God's sake, he'll never do it again.

I don't appreciate it and at least we studied your saliva please Mike, then he stopped, although this doesn't stop and the only reason I could talk about Mike is because he's a weirdo, he's a weirdo, that's why that people let you talk about it because if I even brought in Catholic priests, children, it would be quite complicated, but when Michael Jackson does it, it's okay because it's a damn face, it's all cut off, but remember, when you look at that thing he calls His face, he did it for you in some way, he thought. Maybe he'll help, maybe people will like me more if I become a white guru like Creech.

I don't know what it is, but he did it for you and I appreciate the Michael Jackson gesture if you're watching. We appreciate that gesture and I want you to know, everyone still understands why Chappelle wants to know something. I'm working a little. Surprise, yes, nothing important. You'd never know if I didn't tell you what it was. I am insecure. what i want to work on if you must know I'm getting Botox on my bowls to get rid of these wrinkles finally happy should I smooth out his balls no I can't wait I can't wait and I won't stop there that's just a phase a baby would be like Bob Vila I'm fixing these old balls I'm pulling out all my hair I have to make room I know I have to make room I'm going to tattoo a gangsta ass face in bad expressions like this then I leave two hairs behind at the bottom to that have beards like me, then I go to that beach and look for ball suckers, we have some high shorts like this and I walk towards the women with a confidence that I have never had before, sorry.

Me, miss, I don't mean to be rude, but you suck balls, excuse me, miss, relax, you didn't even let me finish, do you suck these balls? Oh my god, those balls are as soft as eggs. Yes, I played this scenario on my man. a million times ma'am that's how it always ends yeah I'll suck those balls all our stars all our stars our Kelly peed on her victim I know it was harsh but I mean, again, I can't even judge Kelly's art, before nothing no I don't know if these accusations are true and not even they are true if you want to know how I feel about it honestly if a man can't urinate on his fans I don't want to be in show business again because well it's That's why I got into the game baby, I have dreams too, you guys are confusing the issue why are you busy worrying if our Kelly peed on this girl at night.

They are not asking the real question that America must decide once and for all. and that question is how old is she really 15? Oh, that's a good question. I'm not saying a person is that smart. Will there be a 15? That's not what I'm saying man, but I'm saying 15 to myself. You are old enough to decide if you want to be angry or not. I mean, that's me if you can't make a decision like that when you're 15 and just give up because life is so much harder than that. I make harder decisions. the moment you don't want to get mad now just get out of the way it's not even a decision if I stop peeing in the front row they won't have to calculate and think about how I feel about it it's okay with it they just move