LEGO Smosh: CHRISTMAS 2009! (Parody)

shut up oh hey you caused roasting chestnuts over this open fire if there's one thing Anthony and I love it's Christmas we love Christmas so much we got tattoos to prove it so to celebrate the Christmas season we thought we'd share some of ours. Christmas stories with you, this story starts with Santa on the computer, I got a mail, what are you doing honey, nothing honey? I'm just spitting on this cute Snuggie on eBay, but this ass face keeps hitting me and oh, what the hell is this fucking sucker? You won the auction again, calm down sugar pie, it's okay, oh I'm just sick of this stupid 56k internet and the North Pole, and it doesn't help that we haven't gotten the newest operating system.

Did you forget to buy Christmas gifts and now? It's Christmas Day, well we are here to help you, we are direct Christmas gifters, just give us the address of your Christmas party and we will send one of our Associates, they will pick up everything they can on the way to your house and Wrap it, We guarantee that your friends and family will love the gifts that Christmas Gift Direct has to offer. How did you know? I wonder what this foreign thing could be. It's Christmas. Goodbye mom, I'm going sledding. Hello parents, are you tired? your kids sneak into your room to see what gifts you bought them for Christmas.

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Could you promise that you will never wear your pajamas unlike other dating sites? We match you in 29 different dimensions of deep compatibility. maybe you could stop believing in Santa Claus, I mean you're 49 years old, oh damn Cheryl, we've been through this before, honey, he's not real, he's real too, oh I knew these stupid sides never they would work. Try iharmony, now Tiger Woods did it once or twice Three times yes, he is our best customer, he decorates the halls with branches of holly. What if he sees you when you're sleeping and he knows when you're awake?

Wouldn't he be looking at you all the time and I wouldn't worry? What if it's true? He could be watching us in this hole in the ceiling right here. Brent Brent wake up wake up Santa Claus is here yeah, yeah, he asks for some milk and cookies, but I told him he couldn't find anything, so you just gave him the brownies that he hid under your bed. What's like a cave here? Hello, I like to order a pizza, but I am the one who orders the pizza. You can't ask me. I had never liked it so much. my damn life, oh Noah, I have a special Christmas present for you, no, no, damn kissing booth. sing Oh simple, everyone is deaf and they don't want us to waste our talent, no, we just need to sing a different song, oh my god, it's the longest anyone has ever heard us sing.

We hope you enjoyed our Christmas stories, most of which were. Based on true events now if you'll excuse us we have some festive eggnog to drink buddy this is expired milk no it's eggnog merry Christmas guys.