I Tried Finding the Worst Movie Footballers Act In

This is Zlatan acting in a live action

movie

. I bet you thought the thumbnail was fake. I wish it were. There are actually

movie

s where

footballers

have genuine acting roles and I had never seen any before until I converted my room. on a film set so we can rank the four films in which great generational

footballers

have had acting roles and I can't leave until we find out once and for all which footballer is the best actor I've ever made a trophy for. In the end we will decide which footballer is the

worst

actor. I also made him a trophy, but you probably don't want to win it and are all footballers terrible actors or are some of them secretly good?

I have a movie marathon to complete, so let's start with Escape to Victory, it came out in 1981. I've never seen it and there's a lot riding on this. When I told my dad I was watching this movie, he told me it was one of his all-time favorite movies, so if I don't like it, I honestly think he's going to disown me. The film is set during World War II and is about these prisoners of war being invited to play a soccer match against the German national team. this movie starts with three big names stone plays a prisoner of war who can't play football because obviously he's, you know, american michael kane plays a british prisoner of war who can play football don't play the damn American game, get up and 27 minutes.

There we meet our third main character, played by none other than Pelle P. The character in this case is called Lewis, who is another prisoner of war. Louis' personality is that he is very good at football and doesn't do all the important talking, so he is literally the Contrary to me, most of the scenes are just that he is much better than all the other prisoners in the soccer. Damn, this Lewis guy is amazing. I think he should turn pro, but Pelle also has some scenes where he actually talks, which response is good, how do you like it? play football against the Germans, why not?

I don't think he's actually that bad. It's just that the Hollywood royalty in this movie is what makes it look so much worse. What the hell is wrong with you? Do you want to go back to prison, please? The game means a lot to us, but still this movie is so difficult that there is a twist in that the game between the POWs and the Germans is rigged so that the Germans win and pretty much the rest of the cast are just footballers , so wait. that Bobby Moore is, it's Bobby Mo towards the end of the movie.

The Prisoners end up playing the Germans even though they know he is rigged for them to lose. P dribbles through the Germans like a hot knife through butter until he gets absolutely beaten by one of the opponents and leaves injured in the end, except he doesn't. P comes back with an arm scores a bike kit to tie the game and everyone goes crazy including me oh my gosh Pelle is cooking right now. I would like to score. a bike kick against the Germans during WWII that's why Pelle is the greatest of all time anyway spoiler warning because you three care everyone's prisoners draw the game so the Germans don't win , there is a massive field invasion all the fans help disguise the war prisons as normal fans, they run out of the stadium, through the gates of freedom and escape, good movie, dad, you don't have to disown me.

I love this. I give it four stars and as for Pelle, in all seriousness, he does a pretty amazing job considering how much of the movie he's in not only acting but also representing the sport, which is why the legend himself gets an 8 out of 10. My part, a favorite for best actor, is going to be tough. To top it off, we're fast forward 36 years to a movie released in 2017 called The Legend of King Arthur's Sword. I've never seen it, but judging by the reviews I'll probably wish I never had, after about 10 minutes I realized that. this movie was literally bar for bar, just like The Lion King.

Let's see, we have a noble king who is brutally murdered by his younger brother, who is envious that his older sister has the throne and wants it for himself. He also plots to kill the King. son to ensure that the entire lineage is eliminated, but fortunately the sun manages to escape. The younger brother then unfairly claims the throne even though the rightful King, the sun, is still out there somewhere, aging on a journey of humble self-discovery, only here that humble one. The journey involves killing foot-tall elephants and magical elves. This movie is crazy. The only thing that's worse are the real footballers who perform in these 30 minutes.

We have a scene where there is a sword in a stone. Now, for my part, I didn't expect it. this will be in the movie and this is where we meet none other than David Beckham, well actually it's not Beckham, his character is called trigger according to Wikipedia trigger in this movie, he's basically just one of the Squire kings who leads the entire Sword in the Stone thing. and his whole personality is made up of the fact that he's really bad to stupid people, he just bullies ARA for no reason, not that there's a reason anyway, we all know how this goes.

King Alpa approaches the Sword in the Stone trigger like, oh you. I can never do that, man, on the barge. Arthur takes it out. Sorry, I just want to say that anyway, Trigger can't believe what he just saw and that's the last time we see him and in that scene. He receives Beckham like sticks. I know he's not an actor, but at least he's given something interesting to do here, like Pelle having to do a bicycle kick. Beckham here is just standing on a rock hurling insults at stupid people, so unfortunately Beckham's performance gets a four out of 10, he's on track to win maybe the

worst

actor award, but don't worry guys, this movie has no an absurd ending, it's not like a 50 foot snake appeared.

King ARA gains literal kaidu powers and fights a demon in At this point, King ARA's sword could turn into a lightsaber and honestly I wouldn't even blink twice and give a spoiler warning because literally no arur overthrows the current King and claims his rightful place on the throne. I bet you haven't seen that before, in a nutshell. This movie is simply missing The Source, two stars please let the next Phil be better than this movie, three are called Asteris and Obelix, the Middle Kingdom, starring you guessed it, zatan from the look of things, They've given Obelix the biggest butt, I think.

I've seen at some point in my life there's just no way I wouldn't get distracted by this. It takes a full hour for Zatan to even appear in this movie. He plays a Roman character called antivirus who in the movie is like Julius Caesar's Champion or whatever. he's a bad guy credit where it's heh he's actually really badass in this rainbow waving his helmet hitting a guy with it this is cinema but then he has to talk and that's not so badass yeah this movie is in french and i know which it's not in Axe, but I still feel like this is the least emotional thing I've ever seen, zlat.

But in his defense, when he's not on screen, the movie is infinitely worse. First of all, our main hero goes around doing this like he's just getting beat up on the outside. space, there's no way I'm going to survive that and everyone's like whatever and the sound effects are ridiculous too, like hearing this thing that was actually used in the movie and during silly scenes like this the characters just burst into tears randomly to give an emotional speech like what Are we watching one of my YouTube videos here? But every time Obelix and his dump truck appeared on the screen, I only thought one thing and as I waited for Zlatan to appear again, I realized that this is the most jobless I get.

Have you ever done something like? Can everyone just comment? Jamie doesn't have a job, please. I deserve it in the final battle. The antivirus appears again this time, face to face with our four main heroes. He begins to charge aggressively into the attack. Oh, hope is lost for our heroes. Oh no, him. about to wipe them all out, he hurt his hamstring halfway through and he's injured and he's asking Caesar to take him off and he's gone and that's the last we see of him whenever Zlatan doesn't talk. I think it's the best part of the movie, well, the second best. so I'm going to give Asteris and Obelix the Middle Kingdom two and a half stars.

It made me laugh, but I think even Chat GBT has more enthusiastic line delivery, so I'm going to give Zlatan a five out of 10. Okay, no. win awards, although never in my life have I been more intrigued by a movie than the one we are about to see, not because of its concept, it looks like a standard action movie, but because it stars Eric Sing, in addition to being one of The best players in the history of Manchester United, the only thing I know Canar for is being a strange man. I love football, so the fact that not only is he in the movie but he's also the main villain.

I have no 100% conclusive idea what to expect as soon as Canar entered the film. I realized this was going to be different in all the other movies. The footballers play a kind of meme character. They must be taken seriously. Here Canar is trying to play a 100% dramatic role and is understated. He achieves it. The movie is in French, but I can still tell that he is putting his full potential into this role and there are many scenes where he is the best actor in the room. I've done a little research and it turns out that Canar has been to a lot. films after retiring, he decided to pursue a career in acting.

I didn't know he became so good anyway in the movie, his character Victor is the boss of a crime syndicate that our hero Adam, who is a cop, has to go undercover and take down. From the inside, this movie is a slap in the face, by the way, there are a lot of action scenes that actually had me like this one on CCTV cameras, that's cool, I like it and of course Canelar plays the main villain, he's practically in all scenes. my brain can't believe what I'm seeing now why is Canel really good? I think the biggest compliment I can give him is that about halfway through I stopped thinking about the fact that I was watching Cantona and just took Victor's character at face value anyway spoiler warning I don't think this is a big surprise, but the police end up winning.

Victor is eliminated. The bad guys lose. The good guys win. Everyone is happy, what a success. I'm also going to rate this movie four stars, but If I had to choose between this and Escape to Victory, I would still review Escape to Victory. Because I have an absolute predilection for football movies, this also means that Beckham is our worst actor, but now is the time you've been to. waiting and the Oscar goes to Eric C congratulations Eric just please don't give us a speech this time I love football but with singing the winner my movie marathon is finally over now that's enough movies for one day well it was fun