BEST CHANDLER BING MOMENTS | Friends tv series (All seasons)

I think this is the episode of Three's Company where there is some kind of misunderstanding, oh that would be mine. Look, I wrote myself a note and then I realized I didn't need them, so I balled them up and now I wish I was dead. Could you bring me a white zinfandel and a glass of red? Jets Janice Janice hey, last night is flat. I dreamed that you and I were doing it at this table. Are you OK. I can't believe you two had sex in your drain. Sorry it was a one time thing, I was really drunk and it was someone else's subconscious and sometimes I can be gone longer like that but I'll still always come back like this and sometimes I'll want you to steal third place. and I will continue like this.

The hard thing is that she really wants to have sex with me. Crazy. This is from Joey. It feels like a book. I think it's a book. Oh, it's Dr. Seuss, that book got me through some tough times. There is a little child inside this man. Yes, the doctors say that if they remove it he will die. You're okay, honey. I feel like someone has reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, and pulled it out. mouth and tied it around my neck cookie I don't want to be single, okay, I just want to get remarried and I just want a million dollars, well, despite the delicious bagels and the palpable tension, I have pants that I need to be altered no Hey, Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello, I don't know what that means, are you sure he can crack that code?

Could you try to keep it down? We're trying to start a boggle. quiet tournament these people discover the place spelling games there won't be anyone left on our side what's wrong with you guys in the cafeteria, my hat, it was ridiculous, you know, these guys were bullies, real bullies, you know what we are? adults, this kind of thing isn't supposed to happen anymore oh no, wait a minute, I don't have anyone, oh my god, you're smoking again, well actually yesterday I was smoking again today. I'm, I'm still smoking, why would you start again? After chewing all that gum to quit smoking, I'm telling you this is like my parents' divorce, which is when I started smoking in the first place, weren't you nine?

Yeah, I'm telling you something, I smoke for the first time after a nap, my lighters are there, damn it. the exhaust pipes aren't hot enough for me to like this, relax, okay, I can open this, anyone got a hanger, whoo, yeah, oh, no, wait a minute. I took it out of my shirt when I put it on this morning, Chandler, what are you doing? There is a garbage. He may be there, well, I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come and save us. Okay, what splat? That's help, written backwards so helicopters can read it from the air.

What is a silly reverse spell? What are you doing here? He is saving. your ass unless, of course, I'm stepping on some toes here, in which case I can just wander. I have a lot of people who can help me on the interstate. No, now it won't make any sense. Well, that's the least fun game ever. Well, I'm very sick, you're smoking, so I brought something that will help you quit smoking. Oh no, that patch is not a good hypnosis tape. This woman who can function used it for two weeks straight and hasn't smoked since. As?

Did you know each other well? I was in the lady. Gentlemen, I mean, Alice, I'm sorry, and he was my

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teacher, if that doesn't keep the kids in school, what's going to be okay? My boss, Johanna, when you left, she started asking questions about you, like what she saw, uh, Doug, my action did. She checked it, the name change in my father's house does it well, it was just her and I in the back of the Train and I sat near the door so that she would have to pass by me if she wanted to change cars, she was totally at my mercy you were so late because you were burying this woman 30 seconds all the questions you can answer I'm so good at shooting rounds I specialized in blitz rounds Okay, let's go destroy You don't want to bet I'm so confused As to what we've been doing so far Hey guys, what should I wear to a Knicks game?

A t-shirt that says I don't belong here. Okay, what if they could keep the apartment and get the tickets? Let me finish talking. the winner of a bet takes it all oh we could end up with nothing or you can end up with everything oh I like that, okay so what do you say? No, just do it. Oh, I'm convinced we're changing again right now. We're not going to leave, well you'll have to leave at some point because they both have jobs and as soon as they have jobs we'll change it again, there's nothing you can do to stop us right Joe?

I don't know what I know. I don't want to move again I don't care this is our apartment and they stole you stole our apartment we won that apartment fair and square twice and I'll get it back right now I'll get it back right now that's my husband me I've decided that my godfather is my best friend Gunther what's my last name Central Perk the ring is gone Oh give me a minute to wake up to this the ring you're the worst godfather ever the British are coming maybe I should get another pair they had some with us with fringes on all sides beeps you may know this you know strange things what is the boiling point of the brain you almost crushed my head and the bunny ran away this would be the place where you would explain the hat this is called a top hat and why are you wearing this?

It's top hat, yes, but this is playing nice and I'm prepared for the role of this really cool, suave international guy, a real clotheshorse, it's my figure, everyone at the audition is going to You'll be wearing this kind of high fashion stuff ultra modern and you will make them all disappear. Yeah, like you could find something as sophisticated as this. Wow, you look like your son, Mrs. Tribbiani, what do you mean my man bag? At first I thought it looked cool, but it's also practical. Look at it, it has compartments for all your things, your wallet, your keys, your address book, your makeup.

When I had insurance, I could get hit by a bus or catch fire Sorry buddy, it's never a good time to stop catching fire, where are you going to the hospital? Dude, hernia surgeries cost a lot, it's probably fine, plus it's getting darker and more painful, that means it's healing. I'll lend you the money, just go to the hospital and let's get that thing back, thanks, but it's going to take me forever to pay that money back and I don't want that hanging over my head, okay, besides, as soon as my insurance starts? I go in and get all the free trades I want.

I think I'll probably start that laser eye surgery. Well, Joey has a very bad hernia, but it's nothing that a little laser eye surgery can't fix. Do you know what's sadder than this Bambi? I cried. For three days with that movie, don't wait, because on the third day my mother committed suicide, so I was partly crying about that, well, now I see that I can see crying, but Bambi is a cartoon, you didn't cry when her mother died Bambi, yes. It was very sad when the boys stopped drawing the deer. We said we would meet in the cafeteria at 6:00.

We said 7:00. We said 6:00. The only way I said 6:00 would be if I said the sentence "let's go." we meet at 7:00 not at 6:00 you said you paid all that money because those boots go with skirts, dresses and pants, what are you planning on wearing a chicken suit? Oh, sorry, do you need a break closer so I can see the price? so I can see from here it will cost you a husband, okay, sorry, I think I can walk the rest of the way now just give me my boots. I don't have your boots. Well, I don't have them either.

Where are they? Well, why don't you check one of my saddlebags? Well, I chew a bale of hay. Okay, our first contestant is Ross Geller. Why don't you tell us a little about yourself? Ross, well, I'm a paleontologist. I live in New York I have a son Ben I've been I said a little Ross now what about you Chandler? Well, Joey, I'm a headhunter. Linking unemployed Soviet scientists with rogue third world nations. Hello, Rasputin, excellent. You can spin the wheel or choose a Google card. What do you think? Let me think. Oh, I don't care.