The Tattoos I Regret Most | Steve-O

The expression of horror on their faces told me that I had actually made a serious mistake, yes, friend, I got my first tattoo when I was 16, it was a small flower on my hip, the first one I got was super stupid purpose, it was "I love you." to the bones and this one that I have always loved. I have a small Reiner. It took me three days to realize it was misspelled. I actually have three different penis

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, the flying one, this prison love and then of course the Ditka graphic god. I need to shave. yes there are so many Santas on the cross Satan fish Alfred an app logo Newman's misfit skull pinwheel Oh my fat girl tattoo plus my Bloods and Cripps tattoo I thought this was the one that was going to get me killed?

What have we learned about gangs? Probably nothing. -unit here is my operator to fix the first Jackass movie. I carved this with a butcher knife on the Howard Stern Show. This is the logo of a bar I hang out at in Albuquerque, New Mexico. I think I really know him. hundreds of people who got your name tattooed, here is my air gun tattoo. We were in Thailand and we went to get the same tattoo as Angelina Jolie, of the same holy man. This old man had a long spike and he was like poking me. It was like that and then when we left her place, everyone in the van started laughing about how it would be so much funnier to get Angelina's Billy-Bob tattoo when she was married to Billy Bob Thornton.

Sorry, she took care of that right here. I was just in France one time and I showed up at the radio station and the guy said, I'm the famous Poway and I brought a tattoo artist to come up with my initial that lets you see and I said, No. Give me a comment on your initial. , but I really need a marijuana leaf so I bought both and I bought this marijuana leaf with the letter C on it but then I thought why did I do that and in anger I burned the letter C with cigarettes and then I ended up being sober after that and I turned the marijuana leaf into a palm tree and then I got really into surfing and added the act of catching a wave.

Ironically, the only tattoo I had completely lasered off was my favorite of all. on my knuckles and, of course, there's me on my back, which is just one of the three self-portraits I have because here I am when I was a baby and Here I am like a cartoon and I never liked that one, so now you know everything up to En This point, even the ones that were covered up or removed for being stupid were no big deal, but the next one was so over the top. Well, it was 2006 and I was getting drunk with my friends and we were talking. about how we never wanted to have kids or at least I felt very strongly about it, so I said, okay, I'll get a tattoo of a baby with a circle and a bar through it, you know, like a no babies sign, and we thought It was kind of funny, but we kept drinking and then I was like, "Oh no, no, I'll have babies okay," but then I thought no, I don't want people to read any more words.

I already have so many words and then. I ended up choosing a picture of a boy and a baby. When I got that tattoo, I knew I was crossing a line and that was the reason I got it. This was my crazy trick I was doing, but as soon as I took a step. A foot outside that tattoo parlor, this couple was walking by and it looked to me like they were excited to see me. I'm going to show them my new tattoo and they saw it and the look of horror on their faces told me that I had actually made a serious mistake and we were filming idiot number two at the time and I had a scarf tied around my arm to cover it, so soon as i got back from india i went to a tattoo parlor and pierced it myself turning the baby into a black spot then i showed my friend Bam Margera the cover up and he says you should turn that mass into an ostrich and so we did.

I asked BAM to draw the ostrich and Kat Von D tattooed it and I thought this was like problem solved problem solved think about it until I did a little bit about it and my stand-up that's in my first comedy special

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-o guilty when your cover up tattoo is a guy an ostrich that's when you know you started with something pretty rotten and then less than two years ago, totally by accident, I burned half of it doing this trick with rocket engine fuel where I laid down, my friends They turned it on and I needed skin grafts on 15% of my body, which is intense. and the footage will be released at some point, so now what I want to do is add something here that's fun and makes me feel good.

My idea is to have this guy and this ostrich innocently riding a motorcycle together, but if you can. Think of a better, funnier idea and then put it in the comments section and maybe I'll get it. Thank you all for watching these videos. I'm having a great time posting regularly and be sure to subscribe and hit the like button. Can't. I think I just said all that