THE GARFIELD SHOW - BEST COMPILATION SEASON 3 - Little Angel

surface world, but we will do so a few thousand years from now, so the lazy people and their leader returned to their city at the center of the earth not to be seen again for a long, long time. Oh hey Odie, looks like I saved the world again and I guess this episode is almost over all we need is the closing joke the closing joke we always like to end this with me saying something funny so the writer will send me a line for me to do oh, he should be here any minute minute yeah, any minute he's probably on his way kid, I hope you haven't put it off do

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garfield could you come down for a minute? oh no, I can't go down for a minute.

I'm doing something more important, just take a minute Garfield Garfield Well, I guess I'll have to resort to the secret weapon. I just made lasagna lasagna. Did someone say lasagna? Oh, sorry, I lied about the lasagna. Hey, some things in life are too important to joke about. I need a good photo of you. I don't care why you lied about lasagna. That's a felony in most states. You know I need the photo because I'm entering you in a contest on this TV

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. Do you have a kitten? Are you a kitten? Well, anyway, you should know about the positively perfect pussycat contest, why would I care about winning this contest?

First prize is 10 tons of money okay question answered if you have a cute cat send me a picture.brandon scoop from tv im going to go send your picture of garfield wow 10 tons of money could buy 20 tons of rips hello odie there's a contest to find the most handsome cat in the world and you know who's going to win hello garfield can I'm not talking to you now I have to mail my entry to the positively perfect pussycat contest and here's your host, the boy more attractive with the most interesting news. I'm not going to win the contest.

Normal will win the contest. Normal always wins the contest. Am I on the

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tonight? We will feature these hot stories. A new rock star released her first CD this morning. It was a lunchtime hit, golden only for dinner and now it's planning a comeback. Are there too many inside jokes in animated television? shows these days cartoonist jim davis says yes and why the governor of this state was photographed the other day wearing a zebra costume all this is more on tonight's show this honor comes as a surprise that i didn't expect it's not sincere enough the honor comes As such a surprise, I did not expect it.

Need more false modesty. This honor comes as such. Surprise. The winner of the positively perfect kitty contest. We received 27 million entries and our judge personally studied each one of them and here is our judge. mary margaret frame ms freeman did you really study the 27 million photos yes 27 million cat photos cat photos black cats brown cats white cats do you know what it's like to look at 27 million cat photos no I can't say yes? I see cats everywhere I look now there's one there an adventure and there's nine thousand of them in my bag squealing and meowing oh could you just leave it normal and get this over with?

Do you have a winner for us here? This is the winner now let me get out of here the kids are chasing me the cats are chasing me and now for the moment everyone has been waiting for the winner of the contest and the ten tons of money garfield garfield look I told you it's true, a winner of the contest of positively perfect kittens is a cat called Garfield who belongs to a certain Mr. John Arbuckle Garfield wins the 10 tons of money 2-1 Garfield very well you are the judges ladies and gentlemen there seems to have been a mistake Garfield is not the The winner, the real winner, it's normal.

The contest is rigged. It's a stupid, fixed competition. I wouldn't accept that miserable prize even if they asked me. It is a great honor to win this wonderful and important award. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. It's so normal. The winner and Garfield is the first runner-up. I'll go to bed forever if something normal happens. Let's say if he fell from grace, Garfield would become the winner. I heard Odie I still have a chance. Now let's move on to the next element, misfortune. and the governor's resignation, all we have to do is make sure the normal disgraces himself, how do we get the photographers surveilling the governor's mansion to take this photo of him and post it on the internet?

The public was shocked and outraged. I am shocked and outraged oh yes I am very shocked and even more outraged he must resign immediately the governor called a press conference and tried to defend himself I did not dress up in a zebra costume I have never dressed up as a zebra and I will never dress up in a zebra costume zebra, next question, governor, is there any truth to the rumor that you sometimes dress in a kangaroo suit, not just a zebra suit, ten minutes later he submitted his resignation, that's all, we just have to take a normal photo of that?

It will bring misfortune upon him It's simple Let's wait until normal doesn't work How long will it take Not much I know Nermal will disgrace himself in a matter of minutes Hi George How about an autograph here? No, it's not embarrassing hello. I'm Nermal and I just won a contest that says I'm the most handsome cat in the world, but that's not obvious, you don't seem that cute to me, oh well, the first prize in this contest is 10 tons of money, oh, what? You know? you're starting to look prettier to me it's still not embarrassing we've been following him for four hours and he hasn't done anything embarrassing a lot of things to make decent people sick but nothing embarrassing our body is being stolen from the bank being held and look who is doing normal normal he's robbing the bank robbing a bank that's embarrassing now I need to take pictures of it look this way normal say cheese this is a disgraced cat you protected the money this cowardly bank robber dropped while trying to escape I'm sure that the new governor will want to give you a medal or name a holiday after you.

Yes, the newspapers will want those photos to show us an excellent and not shameful act. This hero did a good job. I'll tell you what we're going to do. Do it, I didn't want to resort to this, but let's go see cousin Koslow, oh, Nermal's cousin, Koslow, if anyone knows a dark secret forbidden to normals, he's the one, but he's your cousin, I don't care. remember, rotten child. always talking about how much better than him he is no one i'm normal the cutest kitten in the world worse than measles you must know one really embarrassing thing about him oh, i know something really embarrassing you can imagine oh he's perfect perfect that's where he keeps it, let's see where it goes next yeah this is embarrassing absolutely classy hey there's nothing wrong with dressing like a zebra once in a while I mean a lot of people do it with me the governor a lot of people a shocking revelation about the winner of our positively perfect pussycat contest caught on camera in a zebra costume and the audience is shocked and outraged.

I am shocked and outraged. It's like the governor, except this time I'm not as outraged as I am surprised. He must resign immediately and alone. Minutes ago he resigned as the winner of the contest whatever it is called according to our rules, the first prize, including the 10 tons of money, goes to Garfield Garfield, so Garfield, I congratulate you on your victory and Nermal's misfortune and now we will present the ten. tons of light another mistake are those cats that maybe they will do it again everywhere I look they are distracting me like this so Garfield is not the real finalist I knew it I knew it I knew here he is here he is the real winner, right?

Here, oh, isn't he the most beautiful cat you've ever seen in your life? Just give me the money. Oh well, I still have my looks. Hello Nirmal, sorry for the misfortune. He's fine, at least he's family. Can I ask you a question? Go ahead, where do I get one of those zebra costumes? Well, there's a guy who makes them in Hong Kong. You have to place a special order, although it takes about eight weeks. You must specify which direction you want the stripes to go. you want black or white or white on black and you also have to make sure you make all the measurements you need.