Duck Dynasty: Best of Jase | Top Moments

Washing the old motor home, right? WILLIE: Giving him a little bath. Are you thinking of taking it somewhere? No, I'm just washing it. When will you let me take it? You don't know how to drive this thing. What are you talking about? Jase, I would never let you drive this. JASE: What are you talking about? He has my face. That means I have a key. No. I just bought two sweet Polaris UTVs. The problem is that I wanted to go out this weekend and kick up some mud. I have to wait two weeks. If you go look for them, I'll let you build one.

Let me take one of your teams to go look for them. Good. And let me take someone with me. Take a boy with you. Deal. Hi beautiful. Hello, Jasé. I've been talking to Willie. He bought two all-terrain vehicles. And I offered to go look for them. He said he could take someone with me. ALL: I'm in. JASE: You all want to go. Do you know what we do about it? What do we do about it? You all leave. Are you sure it's okay if we all go? No, I'm not sure. Jep, Martin. Jep, Martin, I need you guys.

Hey, Linda, have you seen any of the guys? I have seen Jase. She stopped by, grabbed the keys to the RV and left. To the motor home? JASE: The only way to achieve freedom is to tear down the walls. And right now I'm the wrecking ball. Uh oh. What's up, Willie? You said I could take any vehicle I wanted. You think I would travel alone in this RV. Do we have mustard? You never told me not to take the RV. You've said it before. But you didn't say it today. Whatever, loser. We're here guys. SI: Boom.

JASE: This is like going Christmas shopping with Willie's money. Willie Robertson sent us to pick up a couple of ATVs. Those are these here. Oh yeah. I'll tell you what, I never thought about 20 more feet with 10,000 more pounds. MARTIN: Oh, this is going to be a nightmare. Is this perhaps becoming a near-death experience? Possibly. Does this add to the adventure? Absolutely. This is an eyesore now. People will get out of our way or get run over. Willie, I need a new office. You have an office. I just need a place to get away here. WILLIE: Jase, I can't help you.

You can't have one of these offices. They are full. Whatever. SI: What have you been doing? JASE: I tried to get myself a new office, but they're all full. What if we just built one? That's one of the

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ideas you've ever had. He left. I say, let the construction begin. I can build anything. I'm already liking it. JOHN: Bring it. JASE: A little more. Below. No, your other fallen one. Oh oh oh. JOHN: Okay, I'm out of here. The object hits him on the head. Go up. Let me sit down. Oh, good night. I think Willie will be happy to have built this office next to him.

I'll tell you, it's amazing when I get a bunch of rednecks together what we can accomplish. Linda, can you bring me that file on... JASE: What do you think? Did you build an office? I don't know what Jase is thinking. That's my door. That is our door. Dude, you've crossed the line. Jase. Come to the office. Yes, bring the truck. Load this sucker and get him out of here. MOUNTAIN MAN: Let's let her rip, potato chip. Oh my. Easy. What's up with that? It's about time you showed up. There was a building here and it no longer exists.

It's like he's disappeared. I relocated it. Where did you move it? Come on. I'll show you. Are you kidding me? What do you think? JASE: That's my office. It was your office. It is now the office of Mr. Doo Doo and Hershey Kiss. There you go. Do you think this is funny? Stop shitting about everything! Hey friend, how are you doing with all this heat? Hey, we're eating some snow cones. This is only a temporary solution. I'm thinking about taking the girls to the water park to cool off. JASE (ON PHONE): I don't go to water parks, my kids don't go to water parks.

Why not? JASE (ON PHONE): Too many bacteria, germs and human feces at the water park. Look, get the kids, take them to Harrison's Pond and I'll be down in a minute. How about a southern water park? I like that. Gentlemen, we are going to build the largest water park that has ever been built. We are building the first southern water park in this city. It's too hot. I'm going to Kay and Phil's house. The kids are down there building their water park, right? Yes. JASE: Okay. Let's do it. Let's get to work. Here we go. Oh yeah.

We are building a southern water park. But since Southern water parks don't build themselves, I'm going to call the big dog. He said, yes. We're about to take this production into overdrive. It's time for the hammer. That's Phil. He's coming. There's our rope swing, guys. This water park is really coming together. Well, look here. PHIL: Little children. Mercy, look at this. Did you want to go to a water park? What have you done? I'll give you a water park. It took a lot of work, but we have a water slide, a water trampoline, a caterpillar swing, and a tow rope.

We have built the largest peasant water park of all time. Welcome to our little oasis in the desert. And now that the family has arrived, there is only one thing left to do. Oh! I'm not very enthusiastic about working in the garden. But my wife is pressuring me to fix our garden. Are you going to put this in the bag? These are not supposed to go in bags. God gave us the world's greatest instrument for blades, fire. Oh yeah. Jase. Hi babe. What are you doing? I'm burning the leaves. Why is it that when I ask you to fix the garden, it always involves burning something or destroying something?

Honey, there's a... MISSY: Jason, my main concern right now is the neighbors. Last time they complained. Look. They are just passing by. - Oh, I know. - Hey. Look. They saw the smoke. We send a smoke signal. Get yourself a couple hot dogs and let's go, man. Jeff, please. Hey, maybe I want to grill a sausage. We will be in trouble again with the homeowners association if they don't put out this fire. FIL: Oh, yes. JASE: Oh, yeah. Guess who I just talked to on the phone? WHO? The president of the Homeowners Association. What is the Homeowners Association?

I hadn't even heard of that. The homeowners association, the people we pay our annual dues to. Do we pay them? Are those chickens? Yes, Phil gave me the chickens. MISSY: No, we can't do that here. That's part of the reason we're being called to a meeting tomorrow night. Well, tell them I'll be there. I'm looking forward to it. PHIL: Yeah, this should be exciting. JASE: I'm Jase. This is my wife Missy. I'm glad you're here. And we'll get back to you a little later. I mean, we're talking about... When you think about it, it's just burnt leaves.

And we have three chickens. Yes, Mr. Robertson, we will address that at the end of the meeting. - Okay, okay. Thank you. Mr. Robertson, if you wish, this is a good time for you. Oh, actually, you could make those comments from behind if you want. That's ok. Our creator has endowed us with certain inalienable rights, life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. That's how it is. Chickens make me happy. If I had to live in a neighborhood where I couldn't at least have the right to be free, I mean, that makes me want to move to Scotland or China.

Throw these rules down the toilet and let's get creative and put... oh. So, I mean... I'm trying to break down some walls here. Anyway, Mr. Robertson, when he bought his house, he signed this document that said that he can't burn in his yard and that he can't keep chickens. They have me. Alright. I signed the contract. I didn't know that was there. We're leaving here.