Top 10 Dry Bar Comedy Clips Of 2022

I've never heard a man say, "Well, she's not very pretty," but she's funny, "I want to date her." It doesn't happen, so thank you ladies for being a lot less shallow than the men, that's what I'm saying, so I thought it was cool until I realized, wait, I'm married. Do you know what that really means? That means there's a one in three chance that my wife thinks I'm ugly. (audience laughing) I'm. They didn't send anyone to the office, they didn't suspend anyone, they didn't call anyone's parents. Today, Clock would have been the one suspended for throwing that first punch.

And then you had to bring your parents in and get an anger management plan. Well, I got mad and punched that kid, that's the plan. (Audience laughs) Can you imagine now calling children for their woes? Hey, here are my friends, Blinky and Snort. (Audience laughs) Here's my other friend, Orphan. His parents were anti-vaccines. (Audience laughs) Isn't that accurate? (audience laughing)