SML Movie: The KFC Competition!

Oh my bibs, can I borrow 50 so I can have some chicken from KFC? KFC doesn't cost 50 Dougie, it does when you buy large quantities. Why do you need a lot? Because it's very good. Well, I don't have one. 50 Dougie, I'm trying to watch TV, so go away. Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper because there's no way you're here man, that commercial really made me want to go buy something from McDonald's. Well, if you're going to McDonald's, can you run? through her she can give me the family size chicken with the whistles and the macaroni Coronas no Dougie, how about you get a job and earn your own money?

So I stole a thousand dollars to register and come to find out that the security cameras worked and I got caught red-handed and when they arrested me I said I thought you guys said the security cameras don't work and the man just said they were traps so that now no one will hire me. Well, Doug, it seems that way. Well your problem I don't see that happening Dougie, breaking news. Okay, KFC is offering free chicken for life to anyone who can make them a new theme song that includes their new five-piece chicken meal for 4.99. You've got to be kidding me, see? which was true, a cooking jingle about how I love chicken, it's really good, but honey, you don't know how to make a song, yeah, I make a pop-ups piece on a pimp, I'm going to grab it in my accounts.

I started writing the lyrics to my song. I like chickens. Okay, how do you spell chicken? Look, you don't even know how to spell Dougie, you're also saying I should freestyle. That's a good idea, my bibs let me take the microphone, oh my god. I'm in it to be able to record now. Well, can you record in another room? I'm trying to watch television. No, I want, I wanted K if C is really very good. KNC is a really very good cake. KFC. I love that chicken, it's very fatty, but. Lick it with your fingers, breast and thigh, I'm not talking about chicken, let's get back to the topic because now I'm drinking, slapping my chicken, I'm spinning barbecue sauce, I'm dipping straight in the gold chain because I'm dripping 12 cups of soda than Pepsi.

I'm drinking cans and briskets, don't forget my size, if you have money, come along for the ride. The chicken is good, it's very hard to find if you can't taste it. Your tongue is blind, so I say you better be in the bag or I am. I'll turn around so fast and so hard, please, hey, where did the rhythm go? Oh, there it is, it's back, but like my dad anyway, KFC five piece 4.99, go buy it because it's really, really, really good, we think about that, my bibs, I don't. I don't think KFC wants you to steal those inappropriate things, well I'll send it, okay, I'll just send it to KFC's emails, who is it?

Wait, let me open the door. Dougie, hey, hey, here's Dougie, who? Your boy Dougie, yeah, yeah, he's upstairs, oh well, I'm coming from KFC Corporate. I'm here because I heard that cool song he made. The chef, I'm trying to say that he liked his song or that he won the

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. Well, no, but I want to talk to him. Oh, it's upstairs, can I speak well? Hey, Dougie, this guy from KFC is here to talk. Oh, you wake up okay, not quite, but I can tell you that your song was one of the wettest. Well, what I'm supposed to do to win.

Well, you see this other guy sent a song that might even be wetter than yours. No way, unfortunately, yes. Sway. and I'm afraid that he really wins why do you care if he wins well? I was really hoping we could rig the

competition

so Dougie could win, why would you want Dougie to win the competition so he could share his free fried chicken with me? I love KFC chicken, you work for KFC, don't they give you free chicken? No, they actually don't let us eat the chicken since this guy stole a bunch of money from the cash register.

Hey, wait a minute, chicken, well, do we? I have to do it after a song, even well, well, it's the 80's

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for Brady, well, no, it's atrocious, just stick with the football, Tom, but yeah, the other guy's song is pretty good , it even has a music video, well let's see it then, 80 for Brady, no thanks. I've seen it once and that was enough, no, no, I mean the music video, oh, oh, yeah, wait, let me grab my phone, look at this, okay, Jonathan, what do you want me to do? Wait, what is this? This is me doing the cinnamon challenge a couple of years ago and put it in your mouth, well I like cinnamon but Jonathan I gotta go fight fires and find out why I look like that, oh what's up clean boy , you were shit, no, what?, okay, I'll do it.

It can't be that bad, I mean just cinnamon, okay? I couldn't stop coughing, never try this. I thought you were going to show me the music video. Oh, yeah, yeah, hey, here you go, KFC. I need some chicken hunger. Okay, I need. a little chicken what I need a little chicken I need a little chicken leave my extra chicken Christmas place my order don't forget me how many pieces you need I had to tell the lady 50 I need my biscuit in my sauces I don't care how much it costs like if you're wrong on my order, I'll let you lick it like an adopted side of macaroni and cheese, I don't have to tell you, please make sure my extra crispy chicken goes in, the grease brought your girl to her knees munching on chicken wings. she said she's too hot like she's 200 degrees ah KFC five piece chicken huh oh for 4.99 who could beat that?

Who could beat that? No one can uh man, that was really good, yeah, a little too good, we should kill him, whatever he can. We won't win the competition if he's dead. No, we are not going to kill anyone for chicken. It's free chicken. How about we do something less illegal? Hmm, yes, we should kidnap his son and then hold him for ransom until he leaves the competition. I'm not going to kidnap a child for chicken it's not just chicken, chicken has 11 herbs and spices, it's KFC, okay you see this man, this is Colonel Sanders, it's him, this is the face of a man who would kidnap to another man's son for free chicken, who knows what he would do for his chicken?

How about we re-record the song and make it better? No, that sounds boring. I think we should do the kidnapping. What do you think, Dougie? I'm okay with that, whatever we have. what to do to catch the chicken, see that's the mentality I like, yeah we should kidnap now. I investigated. I know he has a son and a wife that we could kidnap, but I think we should go for the kid because he really packs a punch. You're right in your heart, well, I don't want anything to do with this, well, I and you have to do it, Marvin, because if Dougie gets caught, he'll be disqualified and we can't have him not kidnapping a child.

It's got to be just you and me, Marvin, two normal guys with mustaches, you work for KFC, they'll know they won't know, come on, Marvin kidnapping chicken, come on, okay, yeah, come on, okay, the kid lives here, OK? like go to this window and kidnap him through his room no we're just going to bring the doorbell ring the doorbell where are the parents answering the call? the police the parents are not going to respond look only three people live here the mother the father and the child and who always opens the door the child because the parents are too lazy and if the child does not open the door it will be the child don't worry okay , I know what I'm talking about hello, oh, what are you doing? find thieves we want to uh uh we were in the neighborhood and we were wondering if his son was home yes, he is home, but why do you need him? uh we're with the FRA, the future thieves of America and we're recruiting kids to be thieves and we wanted to know if your son would be interested, you know we could take him on a Rob and show them the ropes, that's why we brought this rope, oh I think that you would love, let me go find you, Cody, there is someone very nice. rabbits at the door to see you sorry what thieves yes there are two nice men with balaclavas and ropes and they want to talk to you no Mom call the police now Cody everyone deserves second chances and they also have a wonderful Opportunity for you What are they selling cookies Scout criminals?

No, what happens if they kidnap me? You're going to end up having to call Liam Neeson now Cody, I'm not going to ask you again. Go talk to those thieves or I'll take him to you. your bidet privileges I really like that bidet Okay, I'll talk to him Hi, okay, we got it, so what do we do now? What's going on here? Oh, we're kidnapping you. Oh, okay, I just want to know how many I have. I'll take it once. I really wish I had a chance to shower before coming here. Pizza in the school cafeteria makes me run and I don't know if anyone wants to take the water slide down the sewage plant.

Well, no. He kidnapped you so we could talk to your dad, you guys know he has a phone right, you could have called him, well yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right, give us his phone number so we can call him and then we can tell him that if you don't have it. Don't give up on the KFC competition, we're going to kill you, okay Marvin, take your phone, don't say my name, oh, his name is actually not Marvin, his name is Gary, Marvin is his secret name, yeah, that one It's not my name, you know? I'm here all the time.

I know who owns this house and that guy isn't even wearing a mask, but doggy, what the hell are you doing here? Oh, that wasn't supposed to be, no, it's Mark, yeah, okay, grab your phone, oh, okay. no Marvin no no uh Gary no you're okay it's sounding good kid tell your dad we'll kill you if he doesn't quit that KFC competition okay hey dad they kidnapped me and these guys say they're going to kill me if you don't you give up some kind of KFC competition, well I already have the chicken because I won, wait, wait, you already have the chicken, yes, they left everything right now, well, we have your son, so if you don't.

Don't give us any of that chicken, we're going to kill it. I don't care about that boy. I'll just be fucking his mom. Oh, okay, so, sorry to bother you, bye, yeah, bye, well, I mean, did you hear he was on speaker oh yeah, I already knew he wasn't my dad, that's not really a surprise, okay, well, You'll be fine if we just let you go, right? You're not going to give us away, oh no, I actually like this guy. So this is great for me, if you don't mind, I just want to stay tied, okay, sure, we lost, so I don't have chicken, no, we lost the competition, yeah, who wants to go to Popeyes?

Oh, love me a little. Boo-boo, yeah, Popeye's pretty good, yeah, I like Popeyes, okay, everyone get on my big long invisible horse, that was really good, yeah, too good. I think we should kill him, okay?