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memories oh oh I see that guy ok whatever then nerd hey what's up everyone welcome back to MY name is Robin and today I'm going to investigate our cut technically the truth oh god let's start the tradition peer pressure of dead people yeah okay , I guess being a

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is more dangerous than being dead again. Very true, stop saying she is my wife. That sexist point AF. Hello everyone. Meet Lorraine. She is the woman I slept with on the night of my wedding. She literally would die if a guy did this to me. 18 years old is 18 and a half I mean, I guess the invention of knocking on the door I'm going to knock on your house until you talk to me I feel like that's the exact thought that went through that person said long yellow things when you could just I don't remember which one was the name of the fruit, I mean me personally, I would have called it long minions, but hey, that's just me, if a woman sleeps with ten men, she is but if one man does it, he's gay, he's gay.

I can not agree. with that 2002 GMC Sonoma truck nine hundred and fifty dollars isn't bad, is it still available? Yes, are you flexible? Yes, I can touch my toe. Is it about drinking alone? If you are pregnant. If you keep drinking. Oh my gosh, my kid was about to hit her head on a bar on the playground so I told her to get off of it and she yelled at me and then hit her head. She sounds a lot like Zach, honestly, humans use flashlights to navigate in the dark. Cats use well-formed eyes. The bats oh oh.

I see that life is an egg, explain that you have chickens, sometimes it's okay, thanks, pissy jorts, when is Tuesday? Well you can imagine my surprise when I found out that Tuesday was indeed Tuesday electricity consumption in Europe in 1507 oh wow they didn't really use much back then they

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d in the United States this is not Japan shut up that's the second thing most German I've ever seen what's the first most German thing you've ever seen Germany understandable yes, okay Bobby has four times Amy has 30 cents which kid has more money Bobby, okay, he has that, how do you know?

Show your thinking oh wow that's quite a bit of thinking, technically speaking this was the least diverse movie made recently oh don't even open that can of worms man. Alice places a prepared slide. in her microscope but when she looks at it she can't see anything suggests a reason she's not blind it's hard to argue with her assessment more reasons to avoid water can be extracted from rocket fuel it's the main ingredient in pesticides 100% violent The criminals have consumed water in the hours prior to their crimes. It is the number one cause of drowning. Excessive consumption will cause sweating, urination and possibly death. 100 percent of people exposed to water will die.

Doctor Enderlin, veterinarian and taxidermist. Either way, you will get your dog back. No, that's not exactly the way I'd like to look at it. Everyone tries to move something with their mind at least once in their life. I can move most parts of my body with my mind. Oh, look at Mr. I've Got Talent here bragging if this virus isn't over by May. I'm going to have to intervene. What are you going to do? To intervene. I guess my man will draw a little clock that says 11:00 10 minutes. Okay, Memorial Baptist Church, he honks if you love Jesus. text while driving if you want to meet him today number 1 all mushrooms are edible number 2 some mushrooms are only edible once there are quite a few things that are only edible once, for example my leftover Taco Bell only once, what? will you get away with it?

That's it guys, I'm just kidding, I never had enough studies from Taco Bell that every parenting style produces disturbed and miserable adults, well, man, VAX parents have it right, so you can't be a miserable adult if you don't become an adult. . Oh God, vaccines. cause more articles about onion why do programmers prefer dark mode because light attracts insects shut up what is May 4th Monday May 4th When I was a child I thought vegetarian and lesbian were the same thing? Well, both lifestyles lack meat, yes, except that pastrami hates buns. just italian squirts why would you say something so controversial and at the same time so brave and true as Alfred once said some men want to see the world burn who are these men in real life arsonists now you have me there these updates to this game have changed the game?

Yes, that's how updates work, at least I hope so and for my next trick I'll disappear. Fuck you, pear, you taste like shit. Oh I got it. You can't buy an unused mirror. Now he has a fight if he hits me and it hurts. Am I weak or strong? A strong, weak, an idiot. No, that guy has the right idea. One look at Medusa and I'm hard as a rock. That's why you have a gaze lower than her eye level. You know what I mean. say at teeth level and you'll be fine when your name causes confusion hi I'm Tina with two eyes well I'm David with two ears I hope so David my own rate up follow Soros spent an hour or two on this I'm nine years old, what do you do a nine-year-old boy on Reddit sharing his amazing dinosaur sketches?

Well, that's clear even if you're like me and can't pronounce the name because you're stupid. The number eight also remembers the ABC Rule of First Aid a bone sticking out of the skin is very bad I have 100 years of extreme hairstyles from Vanity Fair I can't believe it took them a hundred years to make this video, I know better and it really

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s what Disney character has the highest number of empty corpses this is true, oh my god, it really is, isn't it somewhere out there? There is one rock that more people have looked at than any other rock.

We will never know what that rock is, but there is a moon, I can. I don't think anyone can forget our good friends the moon, I mean come on, we see him every night, he's our best friend, don't look at him, don't look at the moon, both sexes can fuck up a can of Pringles, but neither can do it well. My ship up, look at the Pokémon fanbase. I would see what you did. Be quiet. I found a coupon that gives you $5 off any store. Well, he's not wrong at all. Bill Gates, the only YouTuber who can buy YouTube, why buy YouTube if you can? get an app store, play store bar for free what's wife, we just ate, why are you making pancakes for me?

They're for the dogs, why are you making pancakes for the dogs? They don't know how clearly it's incredibly correct and if your dog knows how to make pancakes maybe you should look into that a little more than oh wow, he can make pancakes. I've already repeated this song like a million times oh god, Bill, you did the math. I feel like this post belongs to them they did the math. that technically the truth, although it is technically the truth, how would you write? I changed a light bulb on your resume. I single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and implementation of a new ambient lighting system with no cost overruns and zero safety incidents.

Ah, man. I love the padded resume bike still for sale yeah that's the lowest you'll go two miles an hour a little less than that and you'll roll over would you eat six donuts? Oh honestly, my conclusion from this picture is that donuts are healthier than I thought that's very true we drink much worse every day. I would really like to hear the reasoning behind women not taking their husband's last name because my last name is the best and mine is the worst. I'm sorry, Nick. Danielle I recently broke up with my boyfriend because he didn't know how I liked my coffee.

I like my coffee the same way I like my men without other people's vaginas. whoa oh oh wait on it Adam and Eve sin God your game mode has been updated to survival mode, oh ho, that's one way to look at it. I guess a man threw racist insults and punched a FedEx driver and then died after being punched back. He sent it to God on the same day of sending. Thanks FedEx, this is it. It's not what I expected when I bought the tickets. Shit, that's something I'd pay to see. No problem. Take me under Sleeping Beauty Castle at Disneyland and let me see that frozen body my daughter just asked about.

R2d2 was there throughout history and he had never done it. his memory is erased, so why didn't he tell Luke that Vader was his father at some point? I sat there dumbfounded until he shrugged and walked away. Amen, sometimes it's okay to forget about plot holes and get on with your damn life, my dog. she passed away today seems like an appropriate reaction what the fuck man i'm giving birth to the baby we'd actually like him to keep her liver don't worry it'll be jens e which means it won't be. keep it up for a long time anyway asking rick astley to give you a copy of the movie you create a paradox while he has to give up or disappoint you no god please no a firefly is the opposite of a waterfall holy shit . get to me a little condoms don't really guarantee total protection during sex a friend of mine was using one and the girl's boyfriend shot him, well come on man, after all they were only 98 percent effective, how do you see me my family.

I see my family oh no, I get it, I'm surprised mm your age is just the number of times you've been around the sun, yeah, that's how we calculate time here, the nineties summed up in one picture, oh, you're so small. Ready, the jug is 4/7 full, it needs 72 milliliters more to be full, how much water can the jug hold in total? Well, you're absolutely right. Grave robber archaeologists with a degree. Indiana Jones would like a word if you ride naked on a Segway on the highway. For as long as you're on TV, there's a lot of things you can be on TV for if you do them long enough, Mr.

It's a shame, I'm saying that, gosh, I hope so, but my point still stands. . Anyone caught leaving this door will be asked to leave. Wait, hello James, my boyfriend is a Mohammed Ali fan, could you make him a boxer? Thanks, sure. He did what he was asked, okay, seriously, that guy is Amelia Bedelia from Photoshop, he's that good for wasps, no, he kills them, thank God, that's what we're looking for here, stay off the tracks , it's only four trains, if you can read this. You are not a train, well thanks for crushing my dreams, the fastest gaming PC in the world, the fastest.

How exactly if someone who loves all races equally, including his own, isn't racist, then someone who hates all races equally, including his own, isn't racist either, oh god, I didn't need that? read that today for 24 hours all crimes are legal what crimes will you commit none because now they are legal listen here, little one since James Bond is constantly

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ing up, he would probably be a terrible spy, from what I remember, James Bond is Actually not his name. Damn, it's Terry Terry Susan. I think I'm joking. I have no idea I made all that up. He is a good ham.

It would be a shame if someone put an s in front of it and an e. behind, oh I hate you, it's direct, the person in front of you is also the person furthest behind you, oh wow, all UFO images are low quality because if they were high quality we would have identified the object flying and would no longer be unidentified. Travel plans in 2020 will be like expectations, reality, sorry but I'll take any of those after the last few months we've had, well me and the quarantine is tomorrow Sunday or Jewish teacher, which is more abundant, land or water , obviously, land mass.

In reality, water is much more abundant as it covers 71% of the Earth, but there is still more land under water. Yes, this is a big brain. What is the main reason for getting divorced? Get marry. Yes, you are right, it seems to run on some type of electricity. You are not wrong, no, not now, he is not very observant, since he is also attractive. Your alarm sound is technically your theme song, as it plays at the beginning of each episode. Wow, so we all have absolutely horrible theme songs and we all seem to have them. There are also others that are incredibly similar.

I'm just worried that it makes me look middle-aged. I can see why you think that way, but hey, at least you're better defended. Ah, someone is a know-it-all. I see that a student teacher works wonderfully, the best. The strategy to defeat enemies is to reduce their health to zero while keeping your own health above zero. I just learned this recently while playing Resident Evil 4. It's crazy, just follow this simple trick and you'll win every time please. give it a head lmao I already have a head, damn, can we uninstall 2020 and install it again? This version has a virus, thank you.

I really appreciate the church IT jokes of all things. Which really brings out the child in me. A spontaneous abortion. Oh God, that's it. not what I expected to see, warning, tearing off this tag will result in you no longer having this tag, oh dear, I want that tag, both concrete and glass are mostly made of sand, which makes the buildings Huge sandcastles, man, this is a Wendy's. I'm sorry, your father was declared dead. I can't believe he's been saying it wrong all these years. lazy personData: seven million eight hundred forty-nine thousand three hundred sixty-seven. You were too lazy to read that issue.

No, I was. Don't shut up what has four letters sometimes nine letters but never has five letters that died I'll move on to the next post I'm stupid, well, I have to go, I have to register, I said at work in front of a computer. day simply to allow us to sit at home in front of a computer all night, well, at night we can see things that we can't see during the day now, can't we? I'd say it's worth it in my opinion based on what I've seen and by what I've seen I mean only Zacks fans run like admin' wake up after a night of drinking Oh wow no charge run for house bill, worth every penny of a dollar, I guess people who sell meat are disgusting, but people who sell fruits and vegetables are more disgusting on a scale from sloth to cheetah, how can you run fast like a human?

That puts it into perspective, how do you think we keep the cars here so shiny and polished? I'm sorry Mr. Oh, God, damn it. If a loaf of bread in the butt would be a headache.unlearning French a bat photobombed my moon venus pick yolibeth photobombed my hole 2020 same friend you can fly but only downwards what are you going to call it gravity? It takes 30 minutes to cross, what would it take you to cross this entire bridge in 30 minutes? Well, for me it would probably take at least four hours. Glasses make you look smarter, but you have to fail a test to get them.

Yes, that's right, if you need glasses, you're actually stupid. My first day I am a crime scene investigator detective. How did he do this? the man drowned well, he couldn't breathe underwater, most of us can, using the term anti-vaccine suddenly becomes illegal, what do you call them idiots? That's a good word to default to karate, it's just a professional slap in the face, yeah, I don't know. that boss the youngest photo of you is the oldest photo of you Oh Oh Lord nursery rhymes with Justin Fletcher no it doesn't cut Emma tell me something I don't know the word nun it's just the letter n doing a cartwheel right?

I've seen it now, it's true, I certainly have, if the cowboys had to social distance, that means the city wasn't big enough for the two of them. I see the only people in the city putting on proper protective gear or the bandits, my husband and I reminiscing about the past. about the time I texted him on the way home, can you start cooking those sausages? Then I added this as a cute little heart, he cooked two sausages, no one, literally no one, oh yes, he left, that's absolutely true, there is no one, the rotation of the Earth.

It really makes my day no, no, I get it, that's great, just testing the strength of my countertop, don't mind me, be careful not to fall in the sink, what would I do without you falling in the sink? Well, we all hope so. It didn't happen that two friends hugging each other in 2020 had to keep that 40-foot distance, you know, technically speaking. Moses was the first to download data from the cloud to a tablet, oh god he had triggered me lol once my grandfather said depression. It was all in my head and I said yes and asthma is in your lungs.

They grounded me for a month. It's worth it. It's definitely worth it. If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. Because? Hey, look, it's a cup of tea. What is it? Living up to its name it's also pretty cheap, this was also my first car until I met a deer going 80 miles per hour which is a pretty fast deer. Fun fact: Deer can jump higher than a house. This is for two main reasons: House number one is this one. can't jump and deer number two can WTF, in that case what's up?

Shaggy and Scooby always run side by side when fleeing in terror from a monster. If a Great Dane's running speed is 30 to 40 miles per hour, that means Shaggy can run. at the same speed, this means that Shaggy is the fastest human being in the world, surpassing Usain Bolt's top speed of 27 miles per hour. Nothing oh oh. I see that's really incredibly impressive to me. I wouldn't be disappointed at all. It would just blow me away. Motivate your response, go, respond, and with that we have reached the end of today's episode. Always remember if you enjoyed this video definitely hit the like button below and hey if you really enjoyed the video make sure to subscribe and click the bell icon.

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