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yone loves a good comeback story right, seabiscuit, the mighty ducks, robert downey jr, uh, rocky, yeah, kim kardashian, kim, well wow, in the video he gets, he cums on his back, I think you know what I'm going to say, I don't care. that you broke your elbow you're burning pretty bad yeah, well, you know, uh, just this afternoon I found

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thing on my back that looks like it's done, oh yeah, well, this part is true, yeah, what you should probably do is lie down and just let the sun cook it oh, that seems like a great idea, uh, but I'm not as dumb as I look, how can you be innocent?

People die on the way. It's about that kind of thing. Now tell me these innocent people die on the road. because unfortunately that's the story of revenge, revenge is complicated, it n

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graphic violence, why don't you tell us because it's so much fun, chan, get it, do you think that I am heavy? I think you are heavier than the average Italian, let's say heavier, not that that is bad, maybe you are stronger, maybe it keeps you warm in all the widths of your face for the years 2002, you are disgusting if I look at a show. since 2002 it's almost like it seems like you were digitally manipulated as if you were a skinny guy playing a fat guy in the movie you see now.

I'm just saying that in 2002 you were disgusting, tell me if there is anything interesting in your work, absolutely not. No, it's interesting to me, but I'm sure it's probably over your head. Okay, you're always very fast. Are you hard on some things? Yes and in other things. I like to take my time. You know what I mean. It is funny. so your Christian background is part of the show, yes, and I wanted to talk to you about Jesus after that, well, the only reason I mentioned it, but some people thought maybe you went too far, do you know to what extent?

They thought maybe you were being disrespectful to the Christian religion. I'm telling you you need to Google, oh my gosh, did you feel like you were disrespectful or were you just having fun with some of the crucifixes and stuff like that? I don't even know what I'm talking about, maybe we made two jokes about it, yeah exactly, don't you think the Catholic church went too far further than my caricature? Okay, listen, I took what you said to heart and I thought about it a lot and I tried really hard and it occurred to me that maybe you're right.

Well, maybe Brittany and I are too young to get married. I mean, after all, that's why it didn't work out between you and Blaine, right? Or maybe it didn't work out. Because you're a judgmental linophile with a mouth like a cat's ass, maybe Blaine got tired of listening to a strident, self-aggrandizing sermon about how you felt like you two were at the pinnacle of the gay rights movement every time you cooked. Macaroni and cheese with two together is weak and you don't want to be weak, so you picked yours and they bought it, which is our goal, right?

I do not care? I have a million of them, a million good ones, I guess. I'm lucky he worked for me. I feel bad for you. I don't think about you at all. Mr. Chef, yes ladies, you hurt my friend's feelings. I listened to the feelings of his friend. Yes, yes, I am very upset. Oh really? Yes, you did it. Alright? tell him I meant it, yeah, okay, do you know the comedian carrot, yeah, horrible, well you were like the interviewers carrot, yeah, yeah, nobody's a good thing, won't cry now, no, don't cry now Does he cry afterwards? the interview is over um because otherwise I will look like I'm responsible for it can you just say my name on camera romina just the word romania I just wanted to know what to give her if you? you're trying to find me in a crowded place, oh okay, romina, that's it, I would never listen to you, the thing is, I didn't really want to find you, I was actually hoping to be left alone, a man as big as a dream with a armor, take that.

What are you? Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist I know guys, do you go to the water or the ocean a lot? Is it because some people hate the ocean? Oh, I like the ocean. I really like the ocean. Yes, that's great. You must do it. You float a lot in the ocean. Sure, what do you think that cast iron heart could be? Because I grew up in Albuquerque. What was there? Any interesting place? What did you like about being there? As was? Because it's my hometown, so I want to know. How did you like it? Oh, did you have fun there?

Yes, I would go visit your mother from time to time, that's Tessa. Oh my gosh, educate yourself. Oh my god, you just shot the winter soldier in the face. I apologize. Sorry, you're making me a really bad guy, you're having a good time on the Internet tonight, so what's wait, wait time, wait time, how do you know who Tessa is? He posts us all the time, oh he's posting pictures of him and his dog. Yeah, he's just home with his dog. Follow Tom on Instagram. Baby, I'm an adult. Okay, so before I say anything, I promised my friend Iris that everyone has a lot of friends.

Sorry, where are your friends? sorry friends it may be a term you don't know i don't know the term friends i know the term family when the going gets tough when the going gets tough let me see where your friend is but grow up a little bit you'll get there sophia vergara has anyone checked does he have a penis? These are from the Internet, sure, bigger than yours, it has paper, yes, you can't eat the paper, no, now they are made and touch them with your hands, that's true, two types of cake mix and also one of the little secrets that I use.

I use diet hot chocolate packets to make the chicken really bring out the chocolate flavor. Diet hot chocolate. You are the one who wanted to eat the paper. I just made sure my hands were clean and when I told the audience, this is paper, yes, I meant I'm not going to touch the actual cupcake boom, oh I'm afraid it's great, this is the show on the one I've been in, that's right, how long? It's already more than 15. Yes, no, it was. How long was it the first time before they canceled them? Yes, I think it was longer than his comedy.

Yeah, that's right, I had to come out first for all of you to do that comedy. Go ahead, I have a lot more experience than many others. He sought the position of vice president of this country I have as much experience in Congress as Jack Kennedy when he sought the presidency Senator Benson Senator I served with Jack Kennedy I knew Jack Kennedy Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine Senator You are not Jack Kennedy, you are making a movie with carrots at the top, I made a movie with carrot at the top, okay, but what will the movie be called?

I know what it's going to be like, yeah, what's that if it has a carrot? Do you know what a good name for you? Would be what's the norm, box office poison, this movie is coming out, yeah, indeterminate title right now, chairman of the board, oh okay, do something with it, monster, I have the board to spell boring, you said that you believe there could be an infinite number of parallel universes, does that mean there's a universe out there where I'm smarter than you, yes, and also a universe where you're funny, it's the multiple colors of Kamel Nanjiani, yes, every shade of lipstick of your mother sneaked into me? snuck into the room snuck in isn't a word conan and you went to Harvard and you should know that snuck in beyond the part of sneaking in you know I worked too hard for this and I'm really not, I'm not bad Singer, I know I'm not.

I'm because I've been writing these songs for too long and a lot of people copy me, a lot of people work very, very hard for their dreams, but it's not for everyone, that's why you use autotune and I. Don't cheat. What is your current address? Forgive me, you didn't think we gave tickets to pretty girls, you're absolutely right, we didn't sign here, what can I do for you? We want to take out a considerable loan, of course, of course. Do you have an account with us and what is your account number? uh seven seven seven try eight eight you heard enough oh, if they were my children, I would punish them if we were their children, we could punish ourselves now do you think that uh cosby is a The legacy will be her, yeah, huh?

I mean, there was a comedian in Oswald, he told me I think the worst part of the Cosby thing was the hypocrisy and I didn't agree, you don't agree with that, yeah, I thought what I feel most was the rape. . rapists are hypocrites, you don't know many of them, see, I like to rape and I know it's not politically correct, but by God, people are doing well, he's not being a hypocrite and that's the worst part, oh Homer, you're so intelligent as well as handsome.