Trump Seeks Black Support, Posts Nasty Father’s Day Message & Dads Fail When Asked About Their Kids

Jimm, I'm the host of the show, thanks for watching and at home, thanks for joining us for another night of Big Time basketball. You know, game five of the NBA Finals between the Boston Celtics and the Dallas Mavericks happened tonight, the Celtics were playing for uh a. NBA record, uh, NBA record, 18th Larry O'Brien trophy on his famous par floor player, you do a good Boston accent, say par on a parquet floor with a Boston accent P, it's a Donnie Wallberg normal

when

he wants to be, you know, a lot of people thought. it would all end on Friday night Las Vegas if the Mavericks had been swept it was a huge disaster in the making Ted Cruz had already booked a flight to Cancun to escape but instead Dallas won by 38 points no NBA team has recovered of being down 30-0 that is the bad news, the good news is that nowadays if you lose you can simply say what you want, many people will accept it, you win or lose, although that is the best thing about basketball.

Sports, even, is that more than anything. bring people together this is a game four viewing party at the Boston Garden and this is what is known as a Boston Bar Mitzvah right there. I don't know what precipitated this. I'm sure it was important, but important, keep these guys in mind. They're rooting for the same team, but then this guy loses that fight, and then what did he do? He climbed a ladder or two and got into another one with another guy who should be a Dunkin' Donuts commercial right there. What I mean is, that doesn't capture the spirit of Boston, so just a few miles away, the Red Sox scored a victory on Father's Day over

their

hated rival, the New York Yankees, and during the game ESPN gave some of the players the opportunity to pay tribute to

their

parents Tristan Casus, the Red Sox first baseman told a story about his

father

that moved many fans who watched it to tears.

My dad, you know, being the

father

, he's trying to teach me the lessons that he did in his own special way. In the Dugout, he actually grabbed me by the shirt, dragged me to the line, and Looney Tun style, threw me out onto the field, and he actually had one of my best friends who I went to high school with and then ended up playing professional baseball. . His mom. in fact I called child services because my father was in the country no, no, really this is not a joke in the country I see my father leaving in the police car they arrest him they send him to jail for the night I love my father even death um, I would.

I don't have this opportunity without him. Oh, what a lovely and inspiring story about why you grew up in my foster home. Happy abusive father's day. Everyone talks about abusive. I am thinking about reporting my own children to PPS, which is Parental Protective Services, can I have my children? Those, the little ones that made me, each one made me a card for Father's Day. I brought them because you might want to see that this is my daughter. Jane made this happy fart day. Dad, little naked butt, farting once in a while, there I am, farting. In the whole family you were a great father but you smell with olfactory lines, excellent Jane and then Billy made me a card.

He's seven years old and he says Happy Father's Day and if you look down, there I am farting and he's not enjoying it. So, I don't even know what they're talking about. His mother is the one who has gas in the house. Did she leave? She is fine. You know, on Saturday I interviewed Presidents Biden and Obama together here in Los Angeles, which was fun, especially on stage, because we were talking about backstage banter and the president and his granddaughter told me that

when

he was vice president, his wife, Dr. Jill Biden, would sometimes hide in the overhead luggage compartment of Air Force 2 and jump out and scare people when they came on board, you think?

Melania does that, I don't think so. Melania gets into the trunk and stays there for the entire flight. President Biden had a lot of family there and the next morning he posted a Father's Day

message

that he wrote. Happy Father's Day to all

dads

.

dads

and father figures who have shown us guidance, encouragement and unconditional love which is very nice and to be fair I must also mention that our former president shared Father's Day wishes and also wrote Happy Father's Day to all, including the radical left degenerates that they are. rapidly bringing the United States of America to third world nation status with his many attempts to try to influence our sacred judicial system to break his very sick and dangerous will and that is also what a sick individual is, you know , I tell you something if Someone deserved a happy fart day card, it was him, not me, who is so Ang on Father's Day, who is angry on Father's Day?

I guess you'd be mad on Father's Day if there was an entire day dedicated to your two biggest flops, Drippy and Dopey the dols. and twins, by the way, Ivanka the Golden Girl came out of hiding to post a happy Father's Day celebrating all the amazing dads with love and gratitude along with a photo of, I guess, her as a baby, with her dad from annoying appearance feeding her and her mother. She later buried him on her golf course, so he's very cute. Trump traveled to Detroit this weekend for the launch of his Black Americans for Trump Coalition.

The 15

black

Americans who

support

Trump were there to see Martin Luther Burger King in person and, um, Trump started the day with an event at a predominantly

black

church that somehow became a predominantly white church for this occasion this was the scene at Church 180. The pastor said he was walking around the neighborhood inviting black people over and they laughed in his face, which is probably for the best. Trump likes his churches the same way he likes his Oreos black only on the outside, but some people of color attended, including rappers I SAR vzo and pey, who are, uh, it's a great trio, it's Please Don' t Run DMC, so then.

Malcolm XXL appeared at another event where they really went all out for his entrance. You have to wonder if Donald Trump is indestructible. Please welcome the 45th president of the United States of America. Donald. There's no doubt you're ready to rock again. and forward it's like he's always waiting for a spaceship to transport him, you know, there's a clip of Joe Biden going around today, they say he froze and had to be escorted off stage Saturday night. I was standing right next to it. To him, when it happened, he wasn't paralyzed, he was just listening to people calling him out in the front row, but the right-wing media, while working very hard to claim that Biden was out of this, somehow seemed completely miss moments like this.

I think I should take a cognitive test like I did I took a cognitive test and passed it DRC Ronnie doc Ronnie Johnson, does everyone know Ronnie Johnson, congressman from Texas, he was the White House doctor, yes his name is Ronnie Jackson, it's not Ronnie Johnson, it's Jackson, if so? another cognitive test, you

fail

ed it, okay, and of course no Trump speech would be complete without an extended riff on a topic that's always at the top of the list of issues voters care about most today, you read where they don't want to have any. water in your dishwasher so your dishwasher doesn't work and they think that's a good thing so what it does is it goes on and on and the electric bill is 10 times more than the water and these are areas that have a lot of water.

They don't know what to do with it, they're getting flooded, not only is it stupid, when do you think the last time Trump loaded a dishwasher was? You may never enter a new house where you have a shower where the water doesn't reach. I don't get out of the shower, they put a restrictor on me, I took off all the restrictors, I took them off, what a rebel, what a fuss, I mean, this man has done more for water pressure than any president in history. I have had the experience that I take. a shower I want that beautiful head of hair to be nice and wet lather I want it to have a nice lather and I get the best stuff you can buy and I throw it everywhere and then I turn on the water and the damn dripping water takes me away I can't get it off The hair thing is horrible yes, yes, it sounds horrible just listening to you describe it I almost vomited, but I hope you have good water pressure in the showers at Riker's.

Island because you are not going to like that it is an island, they are surrounded by water. Trum received a big bottle of benefits. Also, for Father's Day it's happy, you know, for most people Sunday was a day to appreciate and remember our dads and all of them. but paternity, if we are totally honest, is not on par with motherhood and to prove it we went out into the street and carried out a kind of paternity test on the fathers who passed by our studio to find out how much or how little they knew about their children in a new Pop Quiz addition you two are pretty close uh yeah, pretty close I'd say pretty good, well let's find out.

I'm going to ask you some questions about your son, yes, answer them as best as you can, you will tell us if your father was right. Okay, first question. When is your son's birthday? It's July 21, 2008. True. No. How old is your son? not that I know of you take penicillin oh my god are you kidding me? What are your daughter's middle names? We have giovana Louise Wilson and we have Evina Louise Wilson and giovana off the top of my head. Can you name your son's girlfriend? Bianca's not real no oh uh Brianna no Bobby real Bianca no I said I don't know anyone with any of those names oh okay BR sounds familiar no what's your daughter's favorite band fish yeah, really no how many of the teachers your daughter can you name none okay how many members of the band fish can you name tranio Paige McConnell, John Fishman and Mike Gordon and his uh his lighting guy is Chris Kuda he is the fifth member of fish in what grades Are your daughters going, oh man, so Grace is in and, oh man, are they? leaving blank what the names of her daughter's teachers are, Miss Lorraine and Hazel fly, that's right, uhoh, did I miss that one?, okay, just one more time.

Can we know the name of your son's girlfriend? Oh, I have no idea, no, he just told you. Two minutes ago I know Brianna Bri, no, no, you took Brena five times, Brena, okay, Brena, how old is your son, mid-twenties? What's your son's fiancé's last name? Well, he will be Gomez, but yeah, that's what he is now. Don't know. I know your son and his fiancé have a wedding date yes what is it October 31 they are getting married on Halloween can't we bring your wife here to see if it goes better when is your son's birthday August 23 what is his name your son's fiancé Hernández Ariel Hernández when will your son get married on October 24, 2025 can you name any of your son's teachers when he was in second grade at school?

I think it was Miss Burns several in high school Mr. Green or bur de um yeah, I think that's enough, before I let you go one more time. What is the name of your son's girlfriend? It's not reality.