Joueur du grenier ( Hors-série) - RESIDENT EVIL

alive and we end up in the post-credits scene with Wesker not dead. He just got buried under 100 million tons of rubble. With Ada Wong's character giving her sunglasses. Because when you come back to life your eyes hurt. Oh, it's done like the game, it's like the game. Wesker, in the game, also has dark glasses. I have it and it's like in the game. Can you stop talking like that? I can't help it. I need somebody to help me. So this movie is rated as the worst Resident Evil movie, with a rating of 5.2 on IMDB. Also, you can see many comments saying that this movie is not as good as the previous six.

Not as good as Milla Jovovich movies. Compared to this, I prefer Milla Jovovich's films. Better go watch Milla Jovovich's movies. Milla Jovovic is hot! Wait a minute, are you the one...? That's not the point, Sebastian. The Resident Evil saga... also called the Resident Evil movies with Milla Jovovich. It must be said that the actress is so central to this story that no one cares about the director or even the characters in the game. The saga has six films, thus Resident Evil, Resident Evil Apocalypse, Resident Evil Evil Extinction, Resident Evil Afterlife, Resident Evil Retribution, Resident Evil Explosion.

And the final chapter of Resident Evil. So it's nice to have all these movie titles, but it's still a little tricky to know which one is two, three, and four, because, I mean, okay... So, extinction, no, so wait, it's the Apocalypse before extinction? And remuneration. So "retribution" in French, is it after or before the afterlife? That is why, according to the Bible, birch is much better than pine for making furniture. So, I think you chose the wrong book. Damn! What kind of church do I go to on Sunday? So we're not going to go into the details of the six films chronologically.

We will need 10 hours. Ah, but we're still going to try to make a big summary of the scenarios. Thus the saga tells us the story of Alice. - OUUUUU... Played by Milla Jovovich who wakes up with amnesia in a secret laboratory run by Dr. Isaac under the city of Raccoon City owned by the Umbrella Corporation. Inside, a deadly virus has leaked that turns people into zombies. She then quarantines the center and a commando arrives to find out what is happening. But an A.I. called “The Red Queen” tries to kill everyone to keep the secret. Meanwhile, Alice, who is therefore a security guard who has just woken up and who does not understand anything about this mess, tries to escape, but she cannot. do since she is captured once again with her boyfriend.

She then wakes up at the beginning of the second film and the virus has escaped into Raccoon City with the help of Jill Valentine, a fascist police officer. I can't think of another word. Describe what I just saw. That? There are your characters from your shitty game. She is in miniskirts like in the game. You're happy, right? The friend from the first film has become Nemesis, a monster with a rocket launcher and a black raincoat. But luckily for Alice and the power of love... - Matt, I'm so sorry. Are you going to need some alcohol? - But you don't drink?!

Well, maybe this is a good time to start. Nemesis changes sides and attacks Umbrella. The city explodes at the end of this second film and Alice is captured again but she manages to escape once again. And this time she got superpowers. So can we have some explanations? No. Yes, the city exploded, but there is no effect on the stage. Evidence has just been found that undermines the veracity of the reports. It was simply a bad joke. The facts contained in the tape were totally denied. It was all a dark prank, a prank organizer: Jill, Valentine and Carlos Oliveira are currently wanted by the police.

What do you mean... that wasn't true? Yes a city that was devastated by a nuclear explosion. I think it shouldn't be too difficult to check. Everyone is dead. I literally have my feet in the center of the crater. Can you see it there? And how do I know it wasn't you who dug the hole there? Although I'm losing my hair from the radiation. My hair is falling out too, maybe that's what your shampoo is doing. Do I really have a zombie eating me? Ah, well, then you can see that there are still people alive. So the characters have escaped, but the virus is also on the loose.

And this is the third movie. Now we have passed five years. The virus became so dangerous that it dried out the entire planet and left sand everywhere. He dried up the lakes and rivers. The forests became deserts. Damn virus, bastard. I bet he also raised taxes and forced kids to work. Then it's the end of the world. But we learn that Alice is the key to finding a vaccine, so Umbrella tries to clone her. But that's not enough, they need the original. Dr. Isaac and Wesker, the p

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of Umbrella, decide to go find the real Alice, who is wandering somewhere in the desert using a new variant of super zombies.

So this... this is going to help us? At the moment I don't know, I don't know, I'm working. They then lock some of these super zombies in large metal containers to capture her. The country is big, I mean, even if Alice and her allies stumbled upon it, I mean, the statistics are impossible. And then, let's say, they even stumble upon the container. How do we know they are stupid enough to open it? Is seriously! It's hard to believe. Oh yeah, and this is also a lot of zombie entertainment. Wait, on the count of 3 let's go... When I say three, three, three.

Oh yeah, I didn't say it, but they're also trying to manipulate Alice using the fact that she was hypnotized and that she can be controlled by an Umbrella satellite since the end of the second movie. Alice program activated. Sorry, I can't specify every little detail. But it doesn't work because Alice is so rude that she blows up the satellite while she's watching it. Like the satellite is looking down, you know? Luckily, she's aiming very precisely at that satellite that's 200 kilometers above her because if she had looked half a millimeter away... Anyway, Alice goes to Umbrella's secret lab under the desert.

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doctor who, in the meantime, has become a monster. But the fight is difficult and Alice is about to lose when suddenly, when everything seemed lost, someone comes to the rescue. Oh damn! Are you saying there's someone else who's going to save his life? On top of that, does that mean there's anyone else besides

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Mary-Sue Alice in this fucking movie series who's going to do something classy? But who is this mysterious character that she has... Oh well, no, it was one of the clones of her. That's crazy! This movie is so self-centered that the heroine, even when someone else saves her, is also herself.

Then Alice kills Dr. Isaac and frees the clones of her. This is the beginning of the fourth movie. And from that moment on we entered into an absolute ego trip, in fact worse than now. So Alice goes to Tokyo to go to Umbrella's secret laboratory beneath Tokyo to kill Wesker with the help of her Mary-Sue army. The saga is becoming as careless as a guy who has been avoiding farting all day. She doesn't give a damn anymore. 450 00:22:15,480 -- 00:22:18,760 Bang, bang, then boom, boom and to hell with gravity. Here we go, without a care in the world.

There are katanas, there are soldiers, there are big guns, there are shurikens, there are hot girls wearing makeup, doing mischief in high heels and suits that shape their butts. She is making earthquakes by stamping her feet. There are explosions like Dragon Ball Z. But this is nonsense. It's completely screwed, I mean, on the other side they can't do anything, but how are they supposed to proceed? All the power you had: strength, speed, accelerated healing. Well, you'll have to let it go. There's a patch note, the clones are gone, the roll is reduced by 50%, Alice's damage has been greatly reduced, and we've rebalanced the main character's powers to better fit the developers' original vision.

Damn, they destroyed my hand! Wait a minute, then there's an explanation. What's that? A serum that invades your body and neutralizes the T cells. Oh, look, the T virus, which are letters in the shape of T. What's wrong with me, doctor? After blowing up the base beneath Tokyo, she goes to search for survivors in Alaska and finds Claire, alone and amnesiac. How does she go and she comes from Tokyo when the world is destroyed and there are no more planes? I don't know. Any other question? So I have a couple more questions. Alice gets Claire Redfield back and the two go to find Arcadia, which is supposed to be a haven of peace.

Searching for him, they return to the United States and come across four survivors on the roof of a building. And then, bam, coincidence, there was Claire's brother. My name is Chris. This is crazy! Wow, what a coincidence! YEAH! What a small world. Claire's brother Chris is in jail. And once he's released, after a completely stupid action scene where once again, physics is screwed... ...without even being offered a drink first. They all head out to the ocean together to find Arcadia, but it was actually a trap because Wesker was on the ship. Then the characters kill... Wesk...

I mean, Alice kills Wesker absolutely alone and without any help, because she is too strong and too beautiful at the same time. Also, while the others do absolutely nothing. Oh my god, that's completely stupid. Wait! They did do something, they were able to shoot him when he was already dead. You... We've seen enough of you. But then everything changes. Umbrella enters and suddenly the heroes are trapped on the ship. What are they going to do about it? This is the fifth movie. Alice is captured by Jill, who has turned

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and works for Umbrella. Yes, that's because she actually has a red beetle that makes her evil and...

Excuse me, but I can't stand these action scenes. What is all this shit? Every scene with Alice, in every movie, looks like this. How does it work there? She put NoClip mode on. Anyway, she is captured and she wakes up in an Umbrella facility. How many are there now? Four or five times I stopped counting. So anyway... Wait, what's up with Chris? Oh? I mean, Chris and Clair, were they on the boat 2 seconds ago? -Who was he? Oh yes, yes, it's true! So let's see what it looks like if we glue the two films together. A disaster...

It's gone! It is true that they could have added an explanation. I mean... Wait, I'll do it for you. - I have to go. My planet needs me. Chris and Clair died on the way back to their planet. I was saying... Alice has been captured, again. And she is being tested. Of course, she wakes up and escapes... Again! And she discovers that she is in a fake Tokyo built in a basement somewhere in Russia. Unlike previous movies where he was in the real Tokyo, but had to go to Alaska, he realizes that Umbrella has built fake cities underground all over the world, that they are populated by clones, that they infect with the virus and that they film them. eating each other to send to governments to show them what the virus would do.

They recreated downtown New York and simulated an outbreak. They showed it to the Russians and sold them the virus. They have simulated the same thing in Moscow. And he sold the virus to the Americans. The same in Tokyo. They sold the virus to the Chinese, then the same thing in China and they sold it to the Japanese. Exactly. So governments really have very, very little imagination. We have the idea. And by the way, Russian zombies are a little special. Apparently they ride motorcycles, drive cars, shoot rockets. So this virus that's supposed to kill people doesn't work, it's just bullshit.

And now, as you can see, thanks to this virus, the enemy troops are now much stronger and also resistant to bullets. Yes, no, actually we're going to talk about something else. Alice is then freed from the facility by Wesker, who has now turned nice because he believes Umbrella is going too far. Okay, now stop. I didn't say anything when you created a deadly virus that kills people. I didn't say anything when you blew up a city, or when you started cloning people and killing them for no reason. Not even when... Wesker sends some of his agents: Ada Wong, Leon Kennedy and Barry Burton.

Oh, that's a dangerous thing! To free Alice. And... Then I skip the whole movie, you'll have to go see it. No, seriously, go see it, it's really stupid. And basically, at the end of the movie, Jill Valentine is nice again. Leon Kennedy has clearly become a sexual abuser for some reason I don't understand at all, in this excessively strange scene with Ada Wong and everyone else, gathered at the White House to participate in the final battle against the Red Queen, the A.I. from Umbrella that created this whole mess. All the pieces of the puzzle are ready, all the characters... well, almost all, are there.

It's time for Resident Evil, the final chapter. I can't wait to see all the characters I love finally rolled into one and... oh shit... Gone! Each one has returned to their planet. It doesn't matter. All we need to see is Mila, Mila, Milaaaa. Mila, fighting dragons alone in her Jeep. Oh yeah? And Wesker has become a bad boy too. By the way. Actually !? Has this guy who was the leader of several genocides betrayed us? And this movie, you have to knowwhich has cost an arm. Oh, did she do it? Well, it only cost 45 million dollars, which is not that expensive for a blockbuster.

I mean, it literally cost me an arm. There is a double who duplicated Milla, who lost her arm during filming and the producer refused to pay her insurance. Well, I mean, there's no fatality either. Actually, there is. There was also one death: Someone was hit by a Hummer during the shooting. By the way, look, they took this photo right after the drama. I don't know the photo, but let's say it wasn't the best choice to illustrate this article about the death of a boy. So. What's up with the setting? The AI ​​was actually called the Red Queen, who in the previous movie, remember, was evil.

Well, actually, she's nice now. Because in reality the AI ​​is only obliged to destroy the world, but it doesn't really want to do it. And so, as he is programmed not to harm people who work for Umbrella, he asks Alice, who does not work for Umbrella, to return to Raccoon City to destroy the secret laboratory that had already exploded at the end of the second movie. . Which, in fact, hadn't really exploded. It hadn't really exploded. When I do something, it's really solid. I'm not in the business of fucking around. So Alice has to return to Raccoon City to stop Umbrella's secret plans and find the antivirus.

I mean, the vaccine. Umbrella has developed an aerial antivirus. Okay, well... which one should we use? Norton and Avast? Anyway, and all this has to be done in less than 48 hours. The countdown has begun. But why? Because if not, all the humans in the world... die. No, actually, how? I mean, it's been five years since the end of the world. Also, why 48 hours? What happens in 48 hours? I don't know, I don't give a shit. That's in the movie, that's right, only because it's classier with a countdown. That's all. In 48 hours I have to pick up my 10-year-old car from the garage.

That's why I put it in the movie, otherwise I wouldn't remember it. We have to fix... fix my car and the dash. Then Alice goes to Raccoon City and is captured by Dr. Isaac, the same one who was dead in the third movie, but who is, in fact, still alive. I said he was killed on purpose. Because actually, in the third movie, he was a clone. I killed a clone. Oh fuck, we're at such crazy levels of scripting. That was Grandma's show at 2:30 pm on Tuesday afternoon. Dr. Isaac? But I thought you died in an accident in Borneo?

I thought so too, my dear Alice, but in reality, that was actually a clone. Then, with the help of Claire Redfield, she finds herself in Raccoon City by pure chance. Alicia...? Haha good. That's crazy! Such a small world, right? And some other survivors who died shortly after anyway, manage to find Wesker, who defrosts Dr. Isaac. The original. Because in reality the previous two were clones. - One second. You may be my clone but I am your twin brother. And voila, we finally have the villains' true plan, the real revelation of Umbrella's evil plan. THE central setting of the six films.

Why did Umbrella do all this? If we're here, we're not here to talk about the future of this company. We are here to talk about the end of the world. Incurable diseases are flourishing. Fundamentalists call for our destruction, global warming will fade and the population will continue to grow and we will have reached the overpopulation rate in 50 years... Our world is coming to an end. I propose to end this world, but on our terms. Okay, doctor and Issaak. Anyway, I know you're going through a pretty tough time with your divorce, but at least take a week off.

Then Dr. Isaac destroyed the world because otherwise the world was going to be destroyed. Some kind of orchestrated apocalypse? Well, yes, because building capital replicas underground and populating them with clones, we can do it. But can we recycle garbage? Wait, we're not superhumans. And there's also another revelation: Alice is actually not the real original Alice. In reality, she is a clone of a former Alice who is the vice president of the Umbrella Group. And also the adult version of the child who was used to build the Red Queen's artificial intelligence. My appearance and voice were designed from recordings that Dr.

Marcus had made. I'm the girl she used to be. You are the woman she would have become. Wait. So you're the second clone of her and me? No I'm not. Wait a minute. Oh what? And so, this older version of Alice, who is technically the original, owns 50% of Umbrella's shares and Isaac, in fact, wait for the Umbrella board of directors to wake up from their cryogenic sleep, kick the old Alice out of the company and takes its market share. Because otherwise she can't do anything, of course. Well, yes, we shouldn't have to go to court in this world where there has already been an apocalypse.

Anyway, old Alice fires Wesker, which cancels the AI ​​coverage. He stumbles, his foot is cut off and he dies. I remind you that we are talking about the same character who survived in the previous film after his skull was blown off and he was shot 50 times in the torso. But I guess the movie must have forgotten that. It's a fight. Boom, bang, boom, boom! Here is Alice managing to defeat Isaac and steal the vaccine. The antivirus. But the problem is that if she releases the antivirus, Alice will also die because she also has the T virus inside her.

But it doesn't matter, because the time has come for the ultimate sacrifice to save the human race. The climax of this Resident Evil saga. The final point of this Christic character "Alice", played by Mila Jovovitch, who will die as a heroine under the torrents of tears of her friends and spectators to save humanity... Not at all. Why am I still alive? Because you're fucking the director. That's why. So the movie and the entire saga ends with the AI. That is, the young version of herself, who drowns her in praise, thus drowns herself in praise. There you are much better than them.

And that is. Come on, you're too strong Mila. Honestly, I'm a computer, but I'd love to be you. Also, take my childhood memories with you. And you are so beautiful. But yes, but that's not all. Did you also win a Toyota Corolla? Look over there. And... that's the end of that saga. Alice is not Jesus, she is even stronger than Jesus, because even Jesus is dead, that's boring. So there you have it, all of these movies are an ode to the glory of Milla Jovovich. This is the definition of Mary-Sue. She does everything, alone, all the time.

Oh Jesus! I didn't think you could do worse than Skywalker. The game's heroes are only there to show that they are less strong than her. If Paul Anderson had directed a Pokémon movie, Milla Jovovich would have walked in and said... "I'm the one who makes the lightning." She can fight. She lands planes in student apartments. She knows how to blow everything up. She can do kung fu and defeat elite soldiers, even with her hands tied behind her back and suspended upside down. She has super strength powers. She is stronger than the script and plus she can see through walls.

So we're not going to go into the details of each movie, but for example in the second movie, there are characters who are locked in a church fighting monsters. They haven't met Alice yet and... Oh well, is this the fourth church where I'm breaking the stained glass windows? Finally something is happening here. And when you know that the lead actress is in a relationship with the director in real life and that the girl who plays the Red Queen in the movie is also the real-life daughter of the director and the lead actress. Therefore, this final scene is incredible.

We have a father filming mom talking to his daughter twice. While mom watches real life footage of her daughter in the movie. In reality, this saga is the most expensive wedding movie in the world. The last appearance of a character related to the game is here, this is Claire's knee, who only listens to young Alice tell old Alice that she is great. By the way, a little thought for all the people at Capcom and for all these characters who left us without any explanation during this movie. And yet, finally. Oddly enough, these movies were a hit... a hit!

In terms of audience and finances, they were not hated at all. There's a whole generation that grew up and loved those movies, when, well, it's clearly stupid. Well, maybe that's it after all, you know? Maybe the director understood what rubbish was, real rubbish, not just rubbish among others, it's real rubbish. Above all, it's generous crap, and most importantly: it's not purposely crap, we're not on the level of Sharknado, you know? First of all, it's not a failure because, honestly, it's so stupid it's laughable. But also the movie is so generous that it's real shit, you know?

Very thick shit, with peanuts and a cherry on top. And finally, seeing all this, the real question we can ask ourselves is: "Can the Resident Evil franchise be more than just bad movies?" Because honestly, the Resident Evil games were great, because the gameplay was great. But if we look at the setting, what is the fundamental element from which a film is made. Well, the Resident Evil scenario was a huge failure. And that's the same reason why a Metal Gear movie would also suck. The game gives us that stressful feeling with the difficulty in moving the characters due to its heaviness, limited ammunition, and camera frames that play with the off-screen.

But that is impossible to produce in a film. Can we finally say that Paul Anderson's films are the best? Obviously because I'm the best. First of all, I am very beautiful. I'm super strong, I'm super cool. - What are you doing here? Wow! What are you doing in my frame right now? You're ruining everything. DON'T FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE TO THE JOUEUR DU GRENIER AND BAZAR DU GRENIER CHANNELS SO YOU DON'T MISS ANY FUTURE VIDEOS!