Joe Rogan - The Everglades are a Redneck Jurassic Park

that we are worried about the ecosystems that we actually find humans is that we were worried about invasive species when new species are introduced into new ecosystems it's like we were talking about this yesterday in the

everglades

like people are doing everything they can to get the pythons and Africans have released pythons and there's a real

redneck

in Jurassic Park in the middle of Florida, yeah, you know we care. I lived in Miami, man, and at the time I lived in Miami, he talks about you doing radio there, yeah. 100 miles later one fear factor after another led me to think that the big concert radio was the radio back there, oh yeah it was, it was like a huge man, but I remember they had these lakes and if you back up like ten years ago and you look in Florida, people just jogging around lakes getting caught by alligators, yeah, the alligators didn't give a damn that I was just kidnapping people, yeah, and I was like, why do people jog, like if they stopped jogging, well, we definitely don't jog near the water, no, and that's the What I think is that they kidnapped eight people in six months just jogging.

Oh, one hundred percent, probably about eight or ten years ago just jogging. I didn't know Allan had so many deaths. Oh yes, they were being kidnapped. One of my favorites was a guy running from the police near Miami and he was in a stolen car, he

park

ed his car on a bridge, jumped off the bridge and landed on an alligator, I kidnapped him in front of the police and they were just sitting there, okay , up there, you become guilty, you jump off the bridge, splash, that would be this look, oh my God, oh, that guy didn't even notice until the last minute, no, that's what I'm saying, that's how it happens in Florida in That time he's so crazy that he's such a big thing that he eats deer and looks, he opens his mouth for them but in the meantime he tries to get away from people, well, what's interesting to do he didn't even speed up, yeah, like he was really tired.

These things, man, these things, but the craziest thing is when we were showing it yesterday that the pythons eat the alligators whole, but not a single Python ate this big-ass alligator and blew up its body. Apparently another alligator approached it while it was eating it. had in its body and it tried to eat the python and then it was like this mess of a python with a headless alligator inside, oh yeah, but it was all about this python and it ate the alligator and then once they ate it, they could not. You don't move because they have a 900 pound alligator but you love that I can't get it out.

I know you have problems with them. I just love animals that eat other animals. I think it's important to recognize that we are, we are, us. We are very isolated from what happens in cities, yes, and in houses, cities and even villages, even if you have a village, it is rare that a wild predator comes to your village mm-hm, but that's all the rest. the world that is the whole world including the ocean everywhere is just predators and prey, predators and prey, predators and prey, we have discovered a way to isolate, but in isolation, the problem is that when we are euphoric about it , we neglect it as an aspect of nature, we put it in a weird box oh my God, this is weird, no, it's not weird, that's normal, yes, that's normal life, normal life is big things, eat a little land and you don't respect it, God, you don't really respect it when I don't see it as if, my parents wanted to go to Africa on a safari.

I say, man, you can have that. Yeah, I would go if I had one of them like Jurassic Park Mobile that they have with everything in it. these people are just in normal jeeps where they gave their jeeps where the Lions just walk around like they're dumb and most of the time nothing happens, but there might be one or two times where if you're into it, you know. A year ago, a woman who worked on Game of Thrones was there on vacation and they took her out of her car, she rolled down the window to take a photo and the cat came and took her out of the car, but didn't she?

I think people like that deserve it, like people who roll down their windows and it's not safer, it's like people jumping into the moat at the zoo the other day, well, they take a selfie, the thing with the windows down, I think which is actually what we. We're talking about you're not close to it, so you don't understand what it is, but you have to be close to know? These are wild animals and they think they can get away with anything if they've never had anything. It happens to them as if they had never hit me.

Oh, this is a cheetah. The cheetahs aren't actually there, they're actually very curious and not dangerous to people, so this guy has no idea that this thing is in the back seat of him, no, him. filming it oh he's filming it so he's not moving, don't move, I think so man, I think the move is don't move, you don't want to scare him, you definitely don't want to go here, rip your face off, they don't They don't have claws, They don't have claws like a cat, they're more like a dog, yeah you know they're a weird animal, they're like a weird cat and dog thing, you know, they're super super fast like me.

I've never seen one run in real life, but apparently people I know who've seen it say, "You can't believe how fast it is." You know, one thing that stunned me. I was reading about it: hippos kill more people a year than all animals combined all of them all yes all of them and it's like people don't respect hippos because they're fast and strong and they'll tear you apart yeah, they're like a giant pig , yes, they belong to the pig family, it looks like a cousin of a pig or something, yes, and they are vegetarians, yes, like they are killing people.

It is estimated that 500 people per year and kill 500 per year. They are aggressive and very sharp teeth and not only that man, people think he weighs 750 kilograms, what is that guy? 7 pounds, that's over 5,000 pounds, but 2.2 times that, oh my goodness, that's good, people don't respect it because they think they're slow too. When you see them, I think they run 24 or 25 miles an hour, there's like a hundred of us running a 100-yard dash in the Olympics. I think the average is 29 to 30 miles per hour, these hippos run 19 miles, okay, so that's it. Still fast, yeah, you're barely escaping, well that's me.

I probably can't run 19 miles now. I know I couldn't. They'll probably eat me. Can you imagine you're like 20 yards from this thing like ah, right? and then it just attacks you, well they say if you ever get chased by an alligator, the thing is: Jew, come on, go left and go right, those scary images scare me, that scares me, I mean, look that. guy, he, he, he, he's jumping into the air trying not to look at that, yeah, they chase boats in the water, they swim fast, yeah, they try, 500 people a year, guy, hippos, husband sees a hippo biting his wife's heart, into which, oh my God, imagine the wife falls. the water and you see the hippo open a ribcage oh, I would be a Punisher hippo.

He would go back to Africa every year and kill them all, every single one of them. It would be responsible for the extinction of hippos. They would be like you. I won't do that on a bike, but I'm going to stop, right? I'm killing all the hippos, why not? I'm killing all the snakes, if everyone I knew was killed, what's the first day something is killed by a Python in Florida, when they kidnap a human, we should send in the marines. Jesus, go through the swamp and kill them all as if they were the enemy. You just get a giant line of humans to go through and kill the snakes that are in it.

Bible, okay, yes, they are in the elite of the Bible snakes, your baby, they will. I mean, are they uppity about the monsters that live in your neighborhood? Do they have a purpose? Yes, they killed rats, but the problem is in that area, it is not established for them. There was a rich ecosystem of mammals and reptiles that you're talking about right now, the Everglades, yeah, okay, there used to be some snakes like Hot and Mouse and things like that, and there were alligators, but then there were swamp hares and raccoons and skunks. they're gone, they're all gone, they're gone, there's nothing left, only anacondas left, look, event pythons and Nile crocodiles.

Now if this is another one eating a pit, let me ask you something and be honest with me if that guy was eaten As a guy who actually tracks reptiles, do you feel sorry for yourself if you put yourself in danger? yeah, because I want that guy to be out there, look in the eye of a snake and you're like, oh, this thing doesn't care about anyone, it's like it cares I was watching this video of a crab and it's a crab, a mother crab. sitting there eating her babies. She had like thousands of babies around her that were just born a couple of weeks ago and she's sitting there eating her babies and I'm like, yeah, yeah, you, yeah, you're going to get in the water. boiling and I'm going to open it to you.

I'm here if I hear him scream when they enter a bullring, oh yeah, I don't think they really are. screaming I think it's probably air escaping from their body look these are kids this is crazy I was I was at a friend's house and they caught crabs and they threw them at them and I think they screamed man I think it's like vocal cord video Jamie, so people will just listen, she says the red crab monster eats babies, the dark side of nature, yeah she's an idiot, I'm telling you Joe, they make a noise when you put it in a pot of boiling water What is that butt?

It has a charcoal briquette stuck under it, doesn't it look like one of those that the baby is going to come out of again? It's so disgusting that it's such that she sits there eating her children like that, anyone would care about crabs, oh well, I'm not that I want it to become extinct, but that's an animal that we kill in our house and no one has problem with him. It's like if they brought you a rabbit and you had to throw it into the water like fatal attractions. It's as if it were. the only way to keep no one would eat wrappers no no no no and we throw them away in a bunch most of the time most people even bother to take it off for the lobsters yeah and we lobsters don't mind getting in, getting in, hey bug