Movie Sequels

Do you remember that classic children's

movie

made in the 70s about a pig and a spider? Yeah, Charlotte's Web? (YOU ALREADY MADE A VIDEO ABOUT THIS MAN!) Do you remember how he made us a lot of money? Wait, didn't we already have this conversation? Yes, we did, but we're remaking this conversation with better graphics and Will Smith! (How?) YaaAAaaaaAaAaAaAAaH (Das hot) but why would we remake something that is already good on its own when we could be making something totally original? (HE'S RIGHT!) Because Ethan, we don't want to take risks and this will make us more money!

B-but won't it be obvious to the audience that we're only making these remakes for money? They'll see it anyway. (Do you think?) (epic evil laugh for box office $$$) I don't want you to think that I think all

sequels

and remakes are bad. (Unless they're tearful, it's bad.) One of my favorite

movie

s is a spin-off. (HOW DID IT GET HERE?) and I'm really excited for The Dark Crystal remake to come out and if you think I'm going to make a video talking about it when it comes out, you're absolutely right. (Another Part 2 for Baby James?) So, Disney is remaking a bunch of classics into live-action movies.

They did it with Tarzan, Alice in Wonderland, and they did it with 101 Dalmatians... twice! and as someone who enjoys cartoons too much; ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think it would be great if they remade Treasure Planet or Atlantis in live action. (Very cool!) Both movies are underrated and have a lot of high-stakes action adventures that would be perfect. for a reboot And if they were rebooted, it would introduce a new generation of kids to these amazing movies, but that's just my opinion. I'm sure Disney has good reasons for making

sequels

and spin-offs. Speaking of Disney sequels, I bet some of you forgot about the old Disney direct-to-VHS sequels.

I try to forget about them every day. You can have your own opinion about Disney sequels, but all the ones that went straight to VHS are terrible. (Disney sequels suck!) Even The Lion King 2? That emo lion was kind of hot. (I prefer the live-action version.) UM, did I stutter (glitch) st-st-st? I know all of those sequels were technically made by a different studio, but let's hope Disney finally breaks the streak of bad sequels with Frozen 2 or they just let it slide... ...straight to VHS lol ( HaHahHAHhAhahaHAhahahAhaHahAHahAHha) Some franchises like Harry Potter or The Lord of the Rings have long overarching stories that are designed to have multiple installments.

And as long as the studio doesn't stretch a book into three movies, then those kinds of movies are absolutely fine. But I don't want to talk about those movies (because it's better). I want to talk about independent movie sequels. I think you can make a sequel to an independent film, but it's a delicate process. Because in the first movie you establish the characters in the world they live in, then the protagonist has to overcome a problem, usually defeating a villain, and then the characters live happily ever after and the story ends nicely with a bow and just That? a- what a nice story we have there (the female accent) I'm just going to leave it and watch it from time to time and not change it one bit, but then a sequel comes along and says Oh no "DID YOU THINK THE CHARACTERS WOULD LIVE HAPPY TO ALWAYS?!?!" (You can just say, and they lived.) and then he rips off the cute bow and says there's another, more evil villain who wasn't mentioned in the first movie for some reason if a sequel turns out bad. can devalue the original movie (nooooooo) There's a reason we don't talk about Atlantis 2 or Pocahontas 2 (because Brewstew and Micheal peed in Pocahontas's hat.

You know?) or Mulan 2 or Hunchback 2 or Aladdin 2 or Cinderella 2 or Beauty and the Beast 2 or Tarzan 2 (HOW MANY DISNEY SEQUELS ARE THERE?) Because they didn't happen. That's why I'm always impressed whenever a good sequel is made. And a studio that I think does an amazing job making sequels is called DreamWorks (kids, sit down and let me tell you when Shrek was respected). But I've noticed a pattern in the DreamWorks franchises that I've coined the "DreamWorks Trequal." Paradox™" I think the right word might be trilogy. But I'm just going to say trequal. (I call it threequal) You see, DreamWorks has a history of creating amazing sequels (yeah), but pretty inferior trequals (ew).

This is what I mean. Now keep in mind that these... are not my opinion. These reviews are factually correct (yeah, sort of). And I also just want to say that I know these movies are kids movies. they like animated movies more than real ones and I'm a cartoon character. So Shrek 1: great movie, great characters, great message, ten layers of onion out of 10. Shrek 2 is the first movie in history that is better than the one. original and created the best music video of all time. (if you want to learn more go to your local shaffrilla productions) I need 11 heroes out of 10 (THE MINIATURE) Shrek 3...(disgusting) M M M M M M M M M M M M M (Imitating Shrek's beautiful voice ) NOT IN MY SWAMP.

Okay, I know we may not all agree, but here's another example. Kung Fu Panda 1, perfect movie. In my opinion, any movie with anthropomorphic animals is always a win (wait, does that mean he thinks the Sonic movies are good?) I think we have a hugely successful franchise under our panda paws. (aw) Kung Fu Panda 2 as good as the original (True) How many sequels have an animated bird as a villain? (Lots of problems) Plus Stuart Little 2. So far we have dozens across the board, but then Kung Fu Panda 3 comes along and I'm sorry Jablonski, I just wasn't feeling this one, which is why I was so worried about how. to Train Your Dragon 3. and let's say that DreamWorks' trequal paradox didn't break its trend ;-;

However, there is one franchise that does not follow DreamWorks Trequal Paradox™ and pursues my dream works. and that franchise is Madagascar. (OOOOH!!!!) I remember loving this movie as a kid and apparently I wasn't the only kid who enjoyed it because it made one hundred and ninety-three million, five hundred and ninety-five thousand, five hundred and twenty-one dollars ($193,595,521). Then DreamWorks made two more of these movies and created the thing that haunts my dreams. (MOTO MOTO D:) Personally, I don't care much for these movies. They are fine. I haven't seen them again at all. So, 5/10, but there is another movie in this franchise, a movie that shouldn't be as good as it is.

And honestly, I'm a little embarrassed to admit that it might be on the list of my top 5 favorite movies. I don't think there are enough people talking about this movie (SHOW US THE MOVIE). So I'll be the one to break the ice; That metaphor is relevant because we are talking about The Penguins of Madagascar. (Yes!!) Penguins of Madagascar is the best movie that features penguins. Better than Happy feet and Happy feet 2 and it's a thousand times more realistic (they both suck anyway) than the penguin march. There's a scene where the penguins fall out of a plane and jump from one plane to another, it's very entertaining (I bet it was a lot of tea) AND it's all done in one continuous camera shot.

So I don't speak with a hint of irony when I say that this scene is a cinematic masterpiece 👌 I don't remember when I first saw Penguins of Madagascar It came out when I was 18, so I'm probably not the target demographic, but I remember that after When I saw it I thought wahw (My expression) That's a good movie and I didn't think about that movie again until years later, on Halloween night. In 2018 I was on a discord call with some friends who also spend their Halloween night behind a computer. And naturally we were discussing which Madagascar sequel was better, some people really liked the second one, which was surprising and I said okay.

No matter what you think of the sequels, at least we can all agree that Penguins of Madagascar is better than both, right? ? and everyone on the call said (I DON'T THINK NOT) What are you talking about? And instead of watching a horror movie that Halloween night, we all virtually watched a movie about penguins together, and I think everyone liked it. Well, let's talk about another study. Pixar. Pixar movies do a good job of appealing to a wide audience. Children like them because there are cartoons and adults like them because of their heavy themes, like old people dying.

Almost every movie Pixar has made has been a cinematic classic. The penguins of Madagascar, however, are not. one of those movies that induce emotions. It doesn't teach a thought-provoking life lesson. It's an hour and a half of penguins fighting an octopus and (Because they're "Super Penguins"...?) I love it every morning when I watch Penguins of Madagascar. I feel like a child again. I'm jealous of the writing of this movie (I didn't get to see the entire movie). Okay, there's a fart joke, but that's my only complaint. Do I think Penguins are better than all these Pixar movies?

No, definitely not. but I think this movie is really good, and IMDb gave it a 6.7 when it CLEARLY deserves a 10 (DEFINITELY a 10 or 12). I don't know if this video convinced you to watch Penguins of Madagascar, but if you're retroactively looking for the next summer blockbuster movie to watch, then you have my recommendation. "James, are you being sponsored by penguins?" Desire. (I think he got Penguin MERCH) There really was no point in this video. I just wanted an excuse to talk about my favorite DreamWorks spin-off. In conclusion, I am very excited for The Dark Crystal 2 to premiere on Netflix (can't you watch it in theaters?) The show will premiere on August 30, which coincidentally is the fifth anniversary of this channel.

So don't expect me to work that day. *COME AND SLAM* Okay, I admit it. This video went off the rails a little bit. I'm sorry. Hello everyone (TALKING TO STRANGERS :D) I feel like I always say this, but I know it's been a while since I've done a lot of shows recently like Scribble Showdown, which you may have heard of. I'm going on tour at the beginning of October. So click the link in the description for more information. I know it's summer when I post this video, but I don't post it that often. So I probably won't have another chance to tell it. (WE DON'T TAKE ABOUT SCHOOL IN THIS COMMUNITY, YOU GROSS!!!!) If you're one of those people who goes to school.

Thank you very much to everyone who worked on this video. I couldn't have done it without them and many thanks to you... for watching me talk about penguins for a long time... I hope you don't think of me differently knowing that... I don't like The Lion. King 2 (HOW TO DaRe-) (I don't really care) Sorry. I'm very tired and I want to finish this video (THEN SLEEP NOW). So I'm going to finish this final card.