jeffree star moments that had me screaming

Hello, today we are going to try something new and no, I don't mean that your father looks like a legal nun's baton. Everyone is trying to play with me. I would really like to give this place 0

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s, but it won't let me where. Did I just do this to myself? Well, should we take this and cry? Hi, just rub some dirt from my garden on my forehead. How are you here? It's quite pretty and when I turn this direction it almost looks like I've been punched in the face. and I don't like that, so God bless you now, let's go up my face, take your eye off this jacket.

I'm going blind, so I think I'll talk about McDonald's, Wendy's, and then a fourth, maybe something wild like a gas station, like you do. upstairs and the bathrooms this is seedy and the glory holes okay let's do some media mix oh well Gucci we don't care about her the top row is your option oh my god I have 10 minutes before school, the office for a while with my partner I love it there are no hotels always I don't like random shitty artwork finally a good one the place doesn't look clean at all I wouldn't recommend it I come straight out of that dirty hole something gay all these things are happening and you're still worried about me you're still worried about me you're still worried about me I don't understand hey I found plans for us later it says you can wear them wet I'm more of a wet person, isn't it any of your stores, it's okay, we just left, Why does it make me so dizzy when we are going to like McDonald's as well as the cheaper stores?

Oh look at the yellow sign, oh that's magical, it's like Disneyland, that's where the girl really went crazy, are you playing? Yo, did you just come so hard with all these damn highlighters and the liquid lips are gone? Hey, what's going on? By the way, you know that Chanel beauty is at Ulta. Now I'm like shaken by it until now it's like Hello, we are. making color pop and alters like cool we're making chanel wet and wild and everything else takes a seat what do you contour with your fingers? I'm kidding, no, I think I'm so burned by TJ Maxx and then Burlington Coat Factory.

Steal my microfiber makeup on the black market and put it up for sale, which by the way, a lawsuit is pending. I hope it's not a small order so I'm NOT going to use it on me or it might look like mud or is that what you want. look okay let's go for it this is Kat Von D what was her name this Sh is so old this is the murky bronzer that fits now if you're someone who just subscribed to me or you don't know the Realty girl, just Google it. name and this person's name with bright highlighters okay let's grab it all contour mascara oh my gosh there are so many different formulas wow this rainbow thing yeah equality it better work.

Oh, what's up with that? Okay, I'm not going to try this in a store that's not okay, so I hate to laugh. I'm just a simple idiot. I just want a good sturdy suitcase. Well, anyway, where's the makeup? Let's go over this side because green is just offensive. um, guys, period. Alright. Try a drop like that and see what happens, okay, voila, this is all satin wall upholstery. This was conveyed by three types. I mean, at first I was like, "I'm not sure about that, guys, he's giving me the drugstore, he's making me wet." -savage and then when they explain that it's supposed to be a geode or a crystal moment, I get it, I'm like a girl hmm, I was expecting a little more with this, let's keep it real.

Long-lasting lip liners, there are six shades. It's me, George Washington, she was too far away when you've been friends with someone for so long and suddenly they want to talk about you, it's like she can't put her finger on it. I'm nobody. I beat trash poles and makeshift lassos. the back we're good at laughing okay that looks like real mud no that's a 38 the back legs are so thin I'll look like I'm drowning and I mean let's do whatever it's just that people get chokes, so it's good for you. You're right, humble one, yes, find me a table.

It works very well. How could you make sure I wasn't going crazy? Because for a minute I thought: Hey, I'm sober today. What is happening to me? I'm very glad I did it. I'm sitting here looking at this color. I have to get this out, so this is literally supposed to be for everyone. Fidel Girl. Are we living for packaging? It almost seems like I don't know. I like to look at this like aluminum foil. like they did on the signs when they said "I live for RiRi" but they are so black they can't answer Zach, where is looking, I'm so sorry, someone is giving so many infections, we can't take your call, we talk. about that last year it's time to move on baby because in 2019 or vaccinate our children we don't have eyebrows we're just trying to live we're just trying to live we're just trying to survive on this planet oh my god pigment excuse my appearance I was wearing a beautiful wig last night and Nate told me he snatched it from her head this morning hello, what happens if he doesn't ask for anything?

I'm so afraid of him getting a glass of water, we're

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ving, why am I so good at it? What's up, dog, how are you? You look very good, okay? I love you guys, I left my redbull on the floor, she threw my clothes on the floor, now I can drink off the floor, we love her, this was fun, yes mommy, yes we all know that most brands create more than two shades for women of color, but in turn I decided to say it I love how he said this is not your mother's golf first of all ten years ago in high school I was a goth insert a photo here and insert a photo here yes, that's exactly what it is like I used to rock black lipstick, spiky hair and I actually won best hair in the yearbook don't hate me um what's here okay we didn't have a fortnight and I still wasn't sucking anyone or looked at the quality hello welcome back to my description, but look at my food, what is it?

Comes with fried nachos. I 2019, relax, Zak, you want to try an automatic failure, that's all a drug test. Okay, now let's get to what we're really here for. I'm a little offended like it's a pink shade. I was like this is the one that looks pretty for a second and then evaporates like Houdini made this palette and didn't label him creative director oh I know I'll swallow both hey what happened where the pigment went? I'm a little shaken and I'm like, oh okay, cool, there's never been a burqa on a team coach Thomas, dude, let's just do it, which will put on my chain and it might be a little weird for everyone, but hello , maybe a UFO will do it.

Just land on my channel, there are lip glosses, only three colors, I got it, liquid lipstick. Debbie is better than Jeffree Star cosmetics. I heard there is a rumor that it might be a joke. Well it's a good thing we moved because the mirror broke like that, the fact that you have the face of a brand and your name is on the packaging you couldn't even tell them and they took my shadow away I can't identify myself I own my own company I forgot that I was there, this is for you, that's so nice, what is it?

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