Robin Williams - Live on Broadway (How the Scottish invented Golf)

you land in Scotland and they go oh yeah oh yeah sure oh sure you come back PE your ass sure oh sure you silly bastard you realize that here and you realize how drunk they get, they could wear a skirt and not g and how can they make up a sport like

golf

, this is my idea for a sport and hitting a ball in a gopher room. Oh, you mean a billiards out of the pool that was a straight stick with a little stick up, a slam ball that goes in a gopher hall. Oh, you mean cro. cro, I put the hundred away, oh outside, yeah, yeah, that's a thing, oh, like a bowling thing, no, no, St.

I put it in the way, like tall trees and bushes and glass so you can lose the ball and hit you with a tire while walking. away and every time you fail you feel like you're going to have a stroke, that's what we'll call it a stroke because every time you fail you feel like you're going to die oh oh, here's a better one, oh, this is brilliant, right? near the end I will put a flat piece with a little flag to give you hope but then I will put a pool and a sandbox with your B I will be there destroying your ass jerking off in the sand only you do this once not 18 times we have a sport the men's sport of

golf

we