"Heinz Erhardt" bei "Was bin ich" - Ganzer Auftritt (ohne Made)

Would you be so kind as to put on your masks, okay, then can I ask our guest of honor to please not say a word about it, I'll talk about it later, I won't come right now, please. take a seat, our guest of honor is a man and move on, Hans too after the great applause. I have to ask, are they artists, yes, they are reproducing artists as we say, oh no, does that mean they produce something? that makes people happy, yes, it happens when they write something, yes, and what they write is then sung by others always yes, now I trip over my no first, of course, I would have drawn the wrong conclusion if you had both and then I should to have said yes, but please I should go back to Hans, no, no, so both yes, that means or maybe it would mean that what they write or compose is not only performed by others but also by themselves.

Is what you write musical in nature? ? No, they don't write notes but words. Yes, it may also be that they themselves write these words written for the man or for that Bring an audience, yes, they perform more often in front of an audience, they also appear in movies and in the car, mainly on my television. Yes, you could call them cabaret artists. Now I look at the band. Yes, I actually have my cabaret artist who writes his own texts, like Dieter Hildebrand, for example. Yes, they are, but they already speak German. Yes, they are German. Yes, it has now been clarified.

If you are a traveling singer, you wouldn't say that as a whole there are both ladies and gentlemen in your In the semester, I'll get to it. Yes, can I say I'm completely confused and overlook a completely confused senior prosecutor? Oh, not bad. Sometimes they do it in Vienna too. No, not really, and now you have ten no's and if you take off the mask now, you will give yourself a tremendous and at the same time loving look at the writing and and you will say yourself what I thought has now happened. He had two bottles counted on January 1st was a wonderful television play with Heinz Erhardt, Mr.

Proposal, now they have become ministers, that was then, so in the evening it was enough, he acts in the film, but in a set who is not alone in his ability please make this movie part 18 Even 90, 90 percent was written by him so the 90 percent where you had to laugh was written by him and then there was another 10 percent. Social case now they have private here and we in a great timeless always actually no now I would like to have a biography a short biography yes when I saw the electric gaslight of the world I was much younger basically my parents were two people and different genders and when he introduced himself to me, I actually imagined them completely different and where was that in Riga in Riga until I was born, interestingly enough, and my mother went out once and the oven too and winter was filming that day, it was March and it was lying there at home, I didn't think anything good and suddenly the wall opened in one place, I wasn't a new building, no, it was an old shed and still the wall opened and a beautiful fairy entered my room and He came closer to me and patted my stomach and asked me, smaller, what do you want to be when you grow up?

I told him regarding my beautiful please my wet diapers, I told him I would like to be tighter and now by chance I have a book here not by chance I have a book here that was published later but thank God I found it again and now they are trying to sell it I mean is it real heating oil? Yes, I don't want any. advertising please do not have advertising costs 15 marks and you tell us now, so now I would like you to still have time, I don't know, yes, well then I would like to get something out of this as best I can. yeah why not oh that's over 600 pages so if you can imagine 300 then no and that's how it is.

So if she allows it, I know, I don't know, she allows me, yes, yes, and it's like that, it's actually late. harvest is already quite late no if not on Tuesday different Tuesdays of Shrovetide yes I once had a knight who came into the world That was in the year 1106 1611 and his name was Knight Fips and I sang about this Knight Fips until it rhymed in until the final and if you allow me I will bring you something of it, for example, make this car while you eat, would you be happy to sit with me, the work could be so yes, so don't go after it, you will just see it better in all its beauty and splendor so please I'm very happy to be with you so I'll start at the beginning that doesn't sound like what I said this afternoon just lie back It doesn't stick to that it was just freshly done I painted so to me the Fips boy was very sad because I was against learning something, no, I was against learning something, so you have to emphasize that yes, I'm new, that's completely new to me, in the meantime I grew up and then it works like that in any weather, even in storms, it He can hear loudly from the tower several times, people, what we want to tell you, advice on starting a family, that's why he wishes and hopes that a virgin will contact him soon. look for it and play.

There were no virgins to be seen, the only one found had just given birth to a child. Conclusion If someone wants to marry a virgin, they should not be so demanding. Yes, I would like to recite a A little poem for you here, also with the permission of Mr. Lemke, a poem that is on the disk was published here on the disk and quite so it did mean that I did it myself, I did it in Germany, I wrote it. down here if we have time I would like to especially ask you for some things from you In the old report, I especially noted the worm, I understood something, I took it out of my mouth, I put it in my mouth, as my loved ones know, people have often asked me why I write poems like that and that's why it was in itself the way I sat in a cafe and ate a few bags of chocolate and some cream puffs and thought and saw, I ate and sat down. and I ate then I sat upstairs I sat downstairs and suddenly I look at the door like crazy and I see there was nothing there was a door on the side, yes, it falls as if it had been pricked by a tarantella, pricked by Aunt Ella, a full beard appears rushes towards me with the gentleman on top, yes, it's not that kind of umbrella, the child doesn't do it and it always attacks my skin, yes, that

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me suspicious after I had a fall a couple of times, I spoke German to myself , so I said to myself yes, you, what is he doing up there because it's probably not yes and after many airs I realized that I had confused myself, yes, I "I'll give him that and now I want one.

The signs have been agreed upon, you know, then I can do a little work again with the knight Fips and that is his end, your best end. The knight Fips in full armor was standing on his castle parapet and he heard a force from below and he said to himself : He looked and leaned in full armor on the parapet in question, so that he soon lost first his helmet and then his balance, after which he stubbornly pursued his objective to the end. to the bottom and here, through his effort, the third thing he lost was his life.

Especially the damage to the sheet metal was only minor. Conclusion if you fall from the roof you waste it, brake before you fall to the bottom. Yeah, that's not from Trovato, so it's real, so to speak I don't want to advertise, it even says that I did it when I was six years old, so like I said, who is my father on paper? , among so many beautiful things they have created over time, there is something that is particularly close to his hearts. Show what I'm visiting, we'll stay together in a moment, say goodbye, I hope you had fun and we can. visit you again next time i am, good night