I Catfished My Friend（Animation）

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friend

who i didn't fully understand because he was so dumb but Hey, more power to you, right?

This guy was so confident that he was never afraid to shoot whenever he saw a potential mate to pursue. You know, someone he was attracted to. Basically, what I'm saying is that he was a very thirsty boy, but hey, I always admired his balls deep, no. scary attitude that's that's awesome you know you might get rejected but at least you tried you tried is the key word here because you would get rejected 100 of the time but hey at least our group of

friend

s always was entertaining, now fast forward a couple of nights and We Had a Guys Night Out, okay, we'd be drinking ink juice, relaxing, having a good time and then suddenly we see a meltdown from Mr.

Confident himself. I have been trying for many years. I came to the conclusion. that women just don't like me and I try and I try and they just hate me I'm the worst why don't women like me who's a guy what what appears in the store scene we're witnessing here uh okay, um we'll have to work on this guys, after that night every time we went out together he had a depressing aura around him, he wasn't fun to hang out with anymore and he seemed dead inside, like he'd given up, like the guy this guy got. rejected so many times his armor's durability stats were completely destroyed this food he returned to level one peasant team advanced a month later and he seems to be getting worse like he had it in a painting class and every time he brought in an assignment his art seemed to become increasingly It's getting darker, okay, this is getting really sad, we have to do something now, I get the guys together, what do we do?

I say, we can't catch him, yeah, that's right, we knew he had been actively using a dating website. online dating i mean he doesn't hide it and by lord golly g his profile made me cringe looking at it but you know it's okay guys any man all right we'll work with what we have let the operation catfish start the first step make a fake profile now he is a lovable fool and he is very stupid but I still have to make him convincing you know you know I had to make her look attractive not unrealistic I can't just make her a supermodel can't I?

You know? with the professional lighting and stuff, no, I have to use mostly candid real life snaps, some group photos and if only weirdos had that much free time, are you in love with him or something? This is for the common good, my brother is in trouble, he needs to regain his trust within 30 minutes. I have received more than 80 new messages. I can't believe this so fast. That's what it's like to be a girl. Why is this guy so unfair? As if he was very lucky. To even get a match on my real profile, but 80 and a half hours, that's crazy, my curiosity hit me hard, man, and now I needed to analyze what techniques these guys were using while sliding into the DM because, for once , I was on the receiving end. it was a whole new world, half the messages I got were a picture of his abs or they sent me a wink, must be the meta of the male dating site or something.

Some of the pick up lines were so bad I had to respond and roast them like I even tried one of those nice guys that you calmly reject and then they turn around and go all squid on you generally no surprise, most of the DMs were horrible but there was one guy who was actually super charming he had great looks and gave perfect responses I was so impressed dude I swear I thought I had the doki dokies in my kokoro for a second But just for a second shudder anyway, many shirtless men of all sizes cringe at embarrassing bio angles. bad pick up lines, drier than the sahara desert, like some of you really need to work on your game, bro, you're one to talk, so here was the plan.

I start the conversation. I give him words of encouragement and shower him with compliments. Call him. cute, a couple of times I described that I would like to date him, but then I claim that I have to move to another country as an escape plan so he doesn't get too attached. After I have successfully escaped, I will delete my account because I already feel guilty for doing this as it is. Didesa will become a memory of the past. You can't just give him compliments as a friend, like a normal person. Hear it differently when it comes from a girl.

Okay, you wouldn't understand, yeah. Girls, hello, I just wanted to send you a message because you're cute. I also think you look cute. This guy doesn't even know how to speak English. Do you like anime? Oh come on, you can do better than that. Don't make that your icebreaker. I think maybe I've seen some. I love crying girls who watch anime. Do you see Naruto? So that's why he can't get girls. Oh yeah, I think I heard that from my friend. Mmm, he's fine, buckle up, we're on. I had a great time talking to you for a long time.

You seem like my type and he would definitely go on a date with you. Winky, but unfortunately I have to go back to school soon. He is in London. Very sorry. We won't have a chance to meet in person, that's fine, but it was really nice talking to you, you're a great guy and I'm sure you won't have any problems hooking up girls. You also work on your grammar. Girls like that, okay, bye bye love, the next day he comes up to me and proceeds to brag about how he flirted with a beautiful, wonderful, perfect girl online, even letting me in on all the fine details that show me this once forgotten confidence he had In the galaxy far, far away, meanwhile, here I am sweating up to my balls and trying to pull off the best Oscar performance of my life, dude, that was me, I'm that girl, that's crazy, dude, I told you You still got it, man, now all you gotta do.

What I do is just apply it to real life and you're a good friend. Have I fooled my friend into believing that he actually liked a fit bird? Yes, that was what I did technically wrong. Yeah, I've probably given him a big confidence boost. for him to find his own girlfriend a couple of weeks later, hell yeah, and to this day, many years later, I have never told anyone about this catfish story, some of you may feel a little low on the meter trustworthy, but trust. Yo, you don't need me to catfish you buddy, you got this, you're a pretty man, trust me and I'll see you later, you barnacle scum.