Torsten Sträter - Die heilsame Kraft der Blamage | Best of Poetry Slam Day @elbphilharmonie 2023

What are you doing here, honey, what brothel? Incredible, I would be happy if it came back in. Sorry, beautiful, the Elbe Philharmonic is ready, yes, I'm glad you're all there. 2 p.m. m. It's not my performance time, my body is trying to do it. Take off my pants while I talk to you. It's difficult and we all have to stick with it today because I think Olaf Scholz and I will sell this to the Chinese around 11 pm. differently. I am very happy to be here. It's been a long time since I heard that with these five points of applause seven points of applause really great Porti

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I completely forgot. I don't know what it's like to write a text when I'm over 50 and then I'm humiliated by a 16-year-old with

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and then I go home. I remember old things, they just come back to me, otherwise this here is constructed like something out of Duhnen. but also the showcase, which is not always here. I only have 8 minutes of television, there are Bundeswehr soldiers you only know by radio, so you're a sergeant, they know you by radio, no, whatever. I don't have any real

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text anymore, but I don't get judged either, which is good and I'm doing other things now.

I'm thinking of two texts in any case, either them or these here. do yes then it's no different, many of you may know me from the last laughing and that should be the introduction to the first text because then of course you wonder: it must have been incredibly cool for Amazon to be locked in a room with ten. people for a lot of money in the middle of the pandemic and that's it, it's completely true, but it almost didn't work out and I will never do it again in this format because Amazon discussed it with my agent during the pandemic. that I could participate because I'm actually too old and all that and then they negotiated for a long time and then they included Torsten Sträter in the first season of the last love on Amazon Prime and then they said to my agent do you want?

Tell that to your client, or should we call him? My agent said for him to call from Amazon, that he would be happy to get a cookie and then Amazon called me to tell me it was Lars, the caring man, if that conversation was just not good because they called and said. My name is Ms. I don't know Kokoszinski from Amazon and I said yes, I just put a little bit in and hung up and it was coming up so I don't think I'll ever come back, which brings me directly to the first text. brings what I haven't done for a long time from a microphone like in Karstadt, just something hangs there and what was closed is completely hello to me, I'll put on glasses and it got to that point, yeah, it's not like that. work, I don't need them, but oh yeah, I need it to read, but here's the first story and it's called the healing power of shame because that's exactly what I would like to tell you, I'm a very confident and confident guy, 19, It is simply not true and these are real events that I am processing in diary form.

If the experience and judgment of people over 50 are taken out of the world, there will not be enough left to ensure their existence. They catch my attention when I receive one or another. I can believe that Post was a deeply relaxed and articulate person and no one would be happier than me if that were true, but I owe a lot of my relaxed charisma mainly to the fact that I'm quite the idiot, which is completely fine, it doesn't help me at all. . Better to think that I am like you or like yours, then I live like you.

I said the other day, I don't live exactly like yours. people Alfred and he said certainly masterstreter your own butler is not lying to you that is completely fine it does not help me for something better that is why the topic is the healing power of shame when I always see the word that is like research I think what is a bombardment that is what I have to do when I was researching was where I thought what's up with the fax and the research I have sitting there for days, I keep track of the self-inflicted nonsense I produce everywhere, so for Speak Here, my top 3 of the last two years is just two years.

I'm sitting on the train to Berlin in mid-January 2020, on the way to the television studio, folding the small table in front of me. I have a Polokola in front of me and I watch a series on the iPad. I'm wearing noise-canceling headphones, so it's not the city of Neuss, which would be completely inhumane, but your cat in Mönchengladbach. They are new When you turn it on, no sound comes out and you can watch your movie in peace, fantastic, actually there are no sewing noises, very fascinating. I am sitting in silence. I can hear my set with crystal clarity when I see someone. standing next to my seat While we're talking about shame please answer it it could be something important what are you doing Elbphilharmonie and two yes yes they do it very early and otherwise yes I have to I was standing outside smoking and this

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nge Mississippi steamboat with feet, what's wrong with you?

What is the point of the stern in front? You know, the ice princess, that one and the Mississippi steamer in Hamburg thinks she's going to sail down the Mississippi, so the pots from the Ruhr area that are called Ulrike are what's the point? I want to keep reading now that I'm sitting down, so the attitude gets to me. Unfortunately, many people have no connection with this. By the way, it only goes from the bed linen drawer. In the same way, people say that a pillow is not too stupid a visit, it doesn't matter, at 2 in the afternoon, I don't sleep well anyway, I have beaver bedding and two of the beavers always don't sleep , which means you have shit. knee that bites when you are in the running phase, super uncomfortable and I have spare sheets that are in the crispy pigs you really love yourself you were greasy in the morning I want to continue reading now I have my cell phone on silent penis like this I sit in silence, I listen to my series and I watch my series, I don't make any noise, otherwise I see that standing next to someone it becomes clear that you have recognized me from celebrities.

Basically I'm available for a selfie at any time, but it's a bit

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nge now because I'm watching a series for everyone to see, what the hell I think and I prepare myself I turn my head and look indifferently at my visitor it's all true, it's the German actor Benno Fürmann, really damn, standing there and smiling at me. Well, if that's the case, I think I'll deal with it like this. I have to play the scene for three seconds. Now I will look and look and then I will say. Well, who do we have? because there and he will say that Sträter.

I'm a big fan of his hostile humor and I'll come out and say what kind of man he is. I also thought she was great in Puss in Boots. and Babylon Berlin but I didn't see it nice nice contact with pleasure again and then we take a selfie, I take off the headphones with a smile and say, well, who do we have there and Benno Fürmann says hello, can you please put? Your Coca-Cola bottle away from the window, the whole compartment is upset and actually listens without headphones, very good that the Coca-Cola bottle is a little on the edge and all the time against the window ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding for an hour and not so yes moment shock and he, thank you and left and I left Hannover out of shame 2nd place I'm walking through Dortmund and I want to buy the sweater and everyone I know smiles at me, which is nice at first, but after half an hour it gets irritating and then I think by the time they air this show with me on the weekend they need a good rating from WDR, so really we just go and now all of a sudden, everyone has me on the list, that's the balance point from zero to Hero Kiki and I start smiling back and it feels great and the more I do it the easier it gets you can wink a little so dryly every now and then It's a great feeling at some point I'm in.

Karstadt Nutella on my face and you can't really feel it here is number 1 has to leave work here is number 1 it's almost the end of work then there is a very small text important for me personally, also 1st place I take train of Dortmund to Stuttgart the train is full I have a great trip like in the restaurant on board which is completely disgusting and I do something like that and then I have to go to the bathroom because the chocolate here is... car I honk the horn I have to do something pure

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out of sheer convenience I just walk four meters and use the handicapped bathroom when you walk in there and the door handle makes a short click and the door automatically gets thicker and you get the door to close again and it closed by itself I thought that the door opened automatically every 8 seconds for 8 seconds I stopped it and then it automatically closed again.

There are few images that strike tram-packed business travelers more unexpectedly than a hat-wearing gentleman pooping and presented as if he were a perverted Advent. calendar The bathroom doesn't have a blind spot so I just didn't move and sat there like the Radar thinker and then it closed again and at some point I have to ask myself what can you do in 8 seconds if I'm standing? there with the newspaper the door closes, it almost seems to be heard Jörg Dräger's voice shouting what is behind door 3. Time never passed slower, it was like a traveling exhibition, human digestion like an unsolicited slide presentation .

The electronic door was opened 11 times. 11 times suboptimal eye contact with strangers I counted, then I got off in Mannheim and waited for a train, that was the story with Mannheim. I can only tell you next time that it is too complex. NanuNana has accidentally bored me for so many years. I don't know if she did that. I know there is bipolar disorder as a business and there was no concept anymore, just klabuster stuff and I went in after the name of Jesus and I washed my eyes with soap and the salesman came. and I said, are you looking for something specific? and I said yes, I need it, an idiamine to inflate with a foot pump, four lampshades with a sausage motif and do you have a plush cover for my Travel Hawk, which is on the train and what? so heavy at night, you, what should I do next?

You and me, you and me, we will never be perfect, so we should try our

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to relax, that's just how I am as a person. It was only two hours ago that I responded to a waitress's request to have a good appetite, so I didn't stop and that's a good thing. Making a fool of yourself is good for the soul and here is the text I would like. In closing, you don't have to do anything about it now, it's after that the text that's a little deep. I don't want to have to explain that with your deep talk and it's about hope and that's what I also want to say goodbye, the delighted with you know what it is.

I hope I was in the supermarket the other day and at the checkout there were bags with seeds in the bag, a photo of carrots, that's hope because this bag did not contain carrots at all, not even anything similar in the bag should have been seeds, if things go well and they don't act like a honk, potentially maybe carrots, please water, soil, air, says knowledge to add, then maybe carrots, otherwise probably not, no, but Of course, we assume that the carrots will be like this in principle, as if I put a cup of sperm in front of you and said that Joachim is a driving teacher, plays Catan and flies to Tenerife once a year for three weeks, full board. , extra drinks, it still works, with the hope we make things possible, thank you very much, good night.