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How To Cheat A Dragons Curse (Book 4 in the how to train your dragon trilogy)

Mar 22, 2024
This is the fourth

book

in the How to Train Your Dragon series. There are three to four CDs in each

book

. I will post one audiobook at a time to increase suspension. Subscribe and turn on notifications to receive notifications when the next audiobook is ready. tune in next time side note i don't claim by any right to say i posted them, but i give full credit to cressida cowell and david tennant. I hope you enjoy the wonders of these books that I have enjoyed over the years. how to

cheat

the

dragon

's

curse

by hiccup horrendous haddock iii translated from old norse by cressida cowell read by david tennant about the author hiccup horrendous haddock iii was destined to be the next chief of the furry hooligan tribe and the greatest viking hero that ever existed except hiccup's memoirs I looked back when I was a very ordinary child and it seemed like fate might have made some kind of mistake in this volume.
how to cheat a dragons curse book 4 in the how to train your dragon trilogy
Hiccup has to steal the antidote from Vorp and Titus from a madman with an axe and return to Berrk before Doomfang catches him. him, note that some people say there are no

dragon

s, but what I want to know is if these people have ever been to the dark ages. I am the venomous vaupant and my bite is as deadly as that of a black widow spider even before this. the story begins I have already stung one of the characters I hope he is not

your

favorite and although he does not know it yet the

curse

has fallen on him my poison is crawling through his body my strong poison is killing his heart and at ten o'clock Friday morning will die as surely as fish eggs are fish eggs because no one can escape the curse of poisonous vomit hunting with bows and arrows on ski expeditions winters were always cold in Viking lands but this winter It was the coldest in a hundred years.
how to cheat a dragons curse book 4 in the how to train your dragon trilogy

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It was so cold that the gloomy sea had frozen over and all the islands in the inner corridors were now linked by a large flat desert of solid ice in places two meters thick on this particularly cold morning. , several hours before breakfast it was as if the entire world was holding its breath frozen in time, the air was as sharp as broken glass, no sound would disturb the pure snowy silence, no sound apart from a terrifying mad scream coming from somewhere in the middle of the ice for a brief moment. A group of young men and their master from the hooligan tribe had left from the small island of Berk, where they lived, towards the island of villainy to the south, not on a boat, of course, because you cannot sail through a frozen sea, they were going too fast.
how to cheat a dragons curse book 4 in the how to train your dragon trilogy
Fast across the ice on a huge wooden Viking sled pulled by six pure white, saber-toothed driving

dragons

, bigger than lions and faster than cheetahs. The terrible mad screams came from the man driving the sleigh. The belching was. the teacher in charge of the pirate

train

ing program at burke and he was a huge fur-wrapped monster who could have easily been mistaken for a grizzly bear with a dirty red beard and an attitude problem, carry on with that miserable white, he roared with his arms to the saber-toothed dragons, cracking his whip over their heads. I have had snails that moved faster than you.
how to cheat a dragons curse book 4 in the how to train your dragon trilogy
My grandmother could jump faster than this and she had a gigantic hairy arm lashed with a whip that curved through the air like a big black snake. another shook the reins in a lunatic frenzy that sent the dragon drivers leaping forward in terrible uncontrolled leaps behind Gobber in the seated sleigh 12 of his students 10 of the children were ugly young bullies who screamed so loudly and with such crazy excitement like their teacher, they screamed as the The sled hit a snowbank and sailed 10 meters into the air and then slammed into the ice hard in the stomach. The last two children were smaller than the rest and much less excited.
I'm glad he gasped hiccup, horrendous haddock iii while the sleigh. I toppled violently onto a hallway with a horrible screech and a spray of ice. I'm glad I didn't have breakfast because I think I would have had the hiccups again. In fact, hiccup is the hero of this story, although you would never have guessed it. Look at him, he was small, red-haired and very, very ordinary, Hiccup's best friend, Fishlegs, a skinny, bean-like boy with asthma and squinting, he wasn't really listening, he was praying to Thor with his eyes. Close them, please, Thor begged. Fishlegs, please stop, Fishlegs' prayer was about to be answered, the sled was approaching the great black cliffs of the visi thugs' territories, too fast for him to stop in time, don't open

your

eyes, he advised.
Fishlegs, hiccup, swallow, burp reared up and With a mighty roar of whoa leaning back, pulling the reins so far that he was almost horizontal, the sabertooth stopped so abruptly that the sled spun like a crazy ark that they were going to crash into that cliff at such speed. speed they would all be shattered to pieces hiccup shouted closing his eyes too the sled screeched to a shaky stop hiccup opened his eyes again surprisingly they were still alive but the smooth black cliff face was just inches from hiccup's cheek hiccup clung to the rocking for a second to help him stop shaking straight, the loudmouth shouted, getting out of the sled completely indifferent, what are you all doing hanging around in there, come out and pay attention to your pathetic drips of earwig droppings, yawning and chattering, the 12 children unpacked the skis from behind?
The Vikings lived under the snow, so a Viking warrior had to be as good at skiing as he was at sailing. This was hunting with bows and arrows on a ski expedition. The boys had to ski down Mount Villany, the biggest mountain in the inner corridors, shooting as many semi-speckled snowpackers as they could with their arrows. I'm going to get at least 50. Snotty-faced snotty oaf driven, a tall bully boy with huge nostrils and a mustache like a little furry caterpillar writhing on his upper lip timid spear shouted fool cracking his whip there was absolute silence immediately it's funny fact, but a six and a half foot heavily armed mad teacher holding a whip tends to get his classes attention i'll stay here to take care of the sleigh shouted mouthy hiccup horrible haddock the third will take care of the hunting party when you get to the mountain ten of the boys groaned and turned to glare at Hiccup they all counted They would be better leaders than Hiccup Snotlout had won the limit of senseless violence three years in a row The warty pig could destroy chairs with his bare fists Dog's breath The brain of the der burped so loud he broke glass Small, skinny and unimportant Only Hiccup looked like him had no leadership skills at all stood on one leg apologizing and this caused his skis to cross and he fell why is this hiccup again "in charge," he demanded, snot-faced with clenched teeth, "because his cup is the boss's son and one day he will be in charge permanently.
Thor will help us all," Gobert explained, helping Hiccup to his feet and dusting him off the snow with one hand. furry any questions rumbled Gobber Fishlegs raised his hand just a small point sir said how are we going to get up? "Mountain, first of all, the saber-toothed dragons will drag you to the top on your skis," Bob replied, "it shouldn't take more than half an hour." Fish legs and Hiccup looked doubtfully at the large white creatures crouching dangerously on the tongues of ice. that spilled over teeth as sharp as swords cat eyes looking at their little human masters with the purest hatred so that's it and then he said gober I'll wait for you here I'll see you all in three hours I really need a nap too early for me mouthy settled into the skins of the sleigh and gave a huge yawn ah and one more thing as you already know no one lives on the island of villainy but the island of hysteria is right next door and I must warn you that at this time of year there may be hysteria upon hysteria they screamed fish legs somewhat hysterically but hysterias are safely trapped in hysteria, aren't they hysterias?
I must explain that they were a particularly bloodthirsty and lunatic tribe of Vikings, even the tough tribes like the visiting hugs were afraid of the hysteria that had hiccups. He never actually met a hysteric, but he knew they were famous for killing you first and asking you questions later. They usually did not bother the other tribes, however, because three-quarters of the island ended in dizzyingly high cliffs that plunged directly into deep seas and the northern coast. It was in Thor's wrath that there lived an incredibly huge and monstrous sea dragon called the Doom Fang. The good news about this was that no one could go into hysterics and, more importantly, hysterics couldn't go out except at this time of year because at this time. of the year rumbled gobber happily, Thor's anger is all frozen and the Doomfang is trapped under six feet of solid ice, so if you run into a hysterical person and I'm sure you won't, it's too early in the morning.
I suggest you ski like fury in the opposite direction and just like that the bigmouth fell asleep dragons and their eggs saber-tooth driving dragons saber-toothed dragons are huge lion-like dragons that do not hibernate and that is why they are very useful to the Vikings to shoot of their sleds and dragging them in the mountains during the winter, they have been known to eat their owners, stats, colors, always white, armed with those terrible saber teeth and super scary spikes on their heads. Score nine. Hunting ability. It's terrifying to see. Score nine. The speed is not as fast as some and its large volume makes them. slow to maneuver score six fear and fight factor alarming score nine total score 33 two sabertooth driver dragons Gober's enormous snores echoed like a walrus calling to another walrus about 50 icebergs away as if they were all part of the same creature the herd of The saber-toothed driving dragons settled on the ice and refused to move by Wooden's armpit, but those drivers were big, the boys looked at them, oh, come on, then hiccupped, the warty pig grunted, impatient, took over, Hiccup cleared his throat and used his most reasonable voice. guys, he said in dragon easy dragon easy was the language that dragons spoke among themselves only hiccups understood this fascinating language i don't want any problems a rocket speaks hissed a particularly large and wild looking saber tooth was missing an eye and the shape especially The real thing he was behaving in seemed to be the leader of the pack of little human tadpoles he is speaking the noble language of the dragon the other drivers laughed mockingly we all know what we are supposed to do here hiccup continued we know what we are "You're going to be doing", the driver mocked, closing his only eye and settling himself comfortably.
We're going to have a nice long sleep right here while you sweat up the mountain in the inner hallways. Oh, for God's sake, her face exploded, that girl. Talking about dragons isn't going to cut it with these brutes. Snotlout grabbed the black whip from Gobber's relaxed hand and snapped it. The driving dragons blinked and opened their eyes. Snotlout cracked the whip again, this time letting the end lash across the face of the saber. -tooth with one eye the driver jumped to his feet with a howl of pain and the rest of the pack followed him furious but respectful the boys cheered that's the way to do it he smiled lout whipping another of the dragons for the pure The animal howled and Snotlout laughed, "This will be me, yeah, Neverland, you crawling pieces of trash with forked tongues, Thessalonia, don't do that," Snotlout said hiccup softly, "Hiccup normally doesn't know." He stood up, but not out loud, but he couldn't bear to see an animal. as proud and dignified as a saber-toothed driver made to dance like a monkey oaf he stopped what he was doing to turn on the hiccup look this mocking oaf is hiccup the useless trying to tell the hero what to do to face him hiccup the snow will do it he turns blue as a fool's belching nose before becoming the head of the hooligan tribe the oaf cracked his whip and curved cruelly forward a hiccup that hit him in the chest would have been a very painful whip if it hadn't been for the fact that sleeping under Hiccup's vest was Hiccup's disobedient little hunting dragon.
Toothless, the edge of the whip struck Toothless into the hard, horny skin of his rear end and woke him up from his hibernation. Sleep. Toothless climbed up Hiccup's neck, sat on his shoulder, and huffed. It comes out of his neck and Fury says something hit a toad on his butt. He can't remove the teeth. She sleeps with things that hit her in the butt. Why isn't your ridiculous hunting dragon prick hibernating like everyone else? Snotty Snotlout I was worried he was. being too cold, hiccup responded, calming toothless.Scratching it gently between the horns, it didn't dig a hibernation hole deep enough and if a dragon gets too cold it can stay asleep for centuries, so I dug it up and have been carrying it. he's with me to keep him warm and now toothless woke up in early rage toothless from freezing what did he scoff snotty oaf what's your pathetic dragon prick because toothless was the smallest hunter dragon anyone has ever seen before or since what's your ridiculous spawn of a frog of a reptile that was dressed toothless was wearing a fur coat hiccup had done it in a desperate attempt to keep the little dragon warm oh this is too good hold me dog breath snort it's not strong hiccup has made his tiny dragon echo a tiny echo funny dress is a coat c whistle toothless is a cake a coat a dragon an undressed squeaked brat ha ha ha even the sabertooth driver dragons joined in oh my claws and jaws slurred one eye I think It's the smallest hunting dragon I've ever seen dressed up.
Wrapped in human wrappings, he has no shame, the poor toothless man stood very straight and rigid on Hiccup's shoulder, starting with his horns and slowly extending downwards, he turned a delicate shade of pink, clenched his jaws tightly and smoke rings came out of his ears, it's a very elegant winter coat, he said gruffly, you're all jealous to death, the oaf started barking orders, it's okay, we've wasted enough time here, everyone form pairs and grab the harness from one of these saber-toothed brutes, you two losers, he pointed out. Hiccup and Fishlegs can have the half-blind. You don't like humans very much. "One eye," said Hiccup as he and Fishlegs crawled behind the huge sabertooth?
An eye spat a large blast of fire into the snow. No? Like you, he hissed, I loathe you with every drop of my pure green blood, you humans are treacherous, ignorant, greedy and violent. I have been a leader of my pack for 40 years through good and difficult times. What does Snotlout know about true leadership? He's just a pig with a whip in his hand my fangs ache with my hatred my claws itch to scratch every one of the jewel-waving, mud-wrapped two-legged humans all over this planet oh great said fish legs nervously we have a driving dragon who hates us this morning just gets better and better as they set off, one eye dragging them very slowly down the gorge and through a thick pine forest there was no sign of the other children, the forest ended as suddenly as it had begun and on the last steep climb to the top. of mount villany they did not pass a single tree one eye stopped at the top of mount villany a solitary rock marked the highest point clinging firmly to this rock to prevent the wind or the dizzying attraction of the abyss from taking him to the edge Hiccup looked from the other side of the mountain towards Thor's wrath.
Normally the sea and the Doomfang roared and roared through that spiteful rift spinning, spiraling and colliding with each other now the rift was still and frozen like death itself and the only sign of the fatal fang was a hideous moan that echoed. in the ears like a headache and a dark shadow moved slowly under the ice like a gigantic cloud that gathers before a storm, let's get out of here as fast as we can little fish legs trembling there are many gloomy spooky places in the archipelago barbaric, but this has to be the most gloomy and creepy.
I don't know if you've ever tried hunting with bows and arrows on skis, but it's actually a pretty complicated skill, skiing downhill itself is pretty difficult and then you have to focus on hitting those annoying little semi-speckled snowpackers, no. It's too easy because they flutter around like hummingbirds. In addition to the basic difficulties of the sport, Fishlegs was the scariest skier and with one terrible shot his bull spun like a windmill. He tried to keep his balance and even if his hands had been as steady as a rock, a terrible squint meant that his eyes were as cross-eyed as his skis and, frankly, any chance of him hitting something would be matter of pure chance.
He staggered. knees forward bent as if he was sitting on the bathroom with his skis pointing inward in the snowplow position and at the first hint of a small bump in the snow he fell and his skis fell off. The hiccups weren't as bad as the fish legs, but not any sport is. it's just about skill, it's also about heart and Hiccup's heart wasn't really in it he was secretly on the side of the semi-spotted snowpackers lovely little birds that Hiccup often watched from his window they built themselves interesting little nests like little igloos so after an hour and a half even though the semi-spotted birds were jumping around them like fleas on a cow's back hiccups and fish legs they had shot not a single bird bothered bothered exclaimed hiccup as he missed another one more one eye seemed enormously amused by all this you are interesting humans, he drawled.
He had never met Vikings like these before. You are small and not very strong. You can't ski. You can't hunt. You can't scream for candy. “Oh, shut up,” Hiccup snapped angrily. fish legs had fallen off exactly 54 times now he was covered in snow and wet and his aim was not improved by a violent shiver on top of all this he seemed to be catching a nasty cold oh this is hopeless he exclaimed absolutely desperate snotty oaf and dog Beth probably already will have killed half the archipelago's bird population and we can't even get a measly snowpacker carcass.
Why didn't the unfortunate little bird just sit still for a millisecond while Hiccup helped the fish to its feet for the fifty-fifth time he thought he heard something almost like a deep human laugh, it seemed to come from some distance below them, behind a pile of snow, leaving fish paws leaning on one of their posts warning Toothless to shut up. Hiccup looked cautiously over the snowdrift and there, a hundred meters down the side of another slope, was a sight that sent a nasty thread of fear down Hiccup's spine, hysterical behind Hiccup's left shoulder, a eye, the sabertooth growled darkly, the spines on his muscular back, all stood up, his eyes narrowed his tail with a pointed tip swung dangerously from side to side you, those humans, he hissed, those humans really are better than most, what's going on, Fishlegs asked, wiping his runny nose on his sleeve and rubbing his butt, sore from falling so often, he whispered hysteria, hiccup, get down there. six hysterics dressed in black sitting on the slopes below them five huge deer lay dead on the ground next to them their blood very red against the white snow the hysterics had clearly stopped for breakfast before the long ski back to the hysterical village to the other side of Thor's anger they had lit a small fire and were eating pieces of deer on their fingers their skis and their bows and arrows were stuck in the snow behind them thank Thor they haven't seen us hiccup breathing at the fish legs , go Go.
We will ski quietly back the way we came. This would have been an excellent plan, but something strange was happening to Fishlegs. He already looked terrible, his eyes were watering and his nose was full of snot. He was shaking a little from the fever and now, as he looked at the hysterical, his face turned first pink and then bright red, he snorted furiously and big brainless muscles burned idiots, he muttered yes, yes, he whispered hiccups, but come on, the murderers , they just went and killed those poor deer and in broad daylight, those big stinking stupid brutes.
It's all true, Hiccup said, but we have to get out of here before they kill us, but before Hiccup could stop him, Fishlegs staggered to his feet and drew his sword, screaming cowards at the top of his lungs, the hysterics stopped eating, They looked up. In amazement, they could not have been more stupefied than in hiccups when Fishlegs set off down the hill directly toward the group of fearsome warriors in his lunatic, uncontrolled snowplow, his ski poles waving frantically, his arrows flying out of his quiver like a hedgehog shedding needles. gaining speed every second and shouting at the top of your lungs your miserable mall asks yes, whimpering winks, I could take you, fluttering fairies, with one hand behind my back, stand and fight like a man, you, coward, cower, hug the fish, three, the hunters become the hunted with their mouths open. almost in a trance, hiccup, he watched his friend's furious, frantic advance up the mountainside, your horrible halitosis, the haddock screeched fish legs in a frenzy, you are pathetic pieces of plankton, I can't see you, you are whimpering like babies. , I thought I wanted to. a real viking with one eye, the saber-toothed driver dragon was looking at fishlegs with something approaching or did I underestimate your friend, he growled respectfully I thought he was a complete weed, but I have to admit that he is brave, suicidal of course, but definitely brave, the hysterics were completely amazed. to find themselves being attacked out of nowhere by a single underage member of another tribe who for a moment simply froze with jaws hanging with open hands full of deer halfway to their mouths, fish legs skied straight towards the hysterical swinging his sword furiously as he stepped between them. them, but he missed, of course, and skied right over his campfire and continued down the hill for a moment, his skins catching fire, but the wind put them out again.
The hysterics paused for a second in their astonishment as they watched the small, screaming figure running down the mountainside. They looked at each other and you didn't need to see their faces to know that it was a dark moment. Let's kill him now, something. Just like Luke, they put on their skis with a professional and unhurried air, raised their bows on their enormous, hairy shoulders and set off after him, oh, along the bouncing buttocks of the radiant rock, hiccupped in panic, launched themselves uphill down behind fish legs, they are going to kill him, aren't they?, aren't they?, what am I going to do? asked an eye jumping next to hiccup with long easy strides, there is nothing you can do your friend is almost dead he is what we in the sabertooth pack would call a walking corpse or a skiing corpse in this case there is nothing that you can do and if you ski in this direction you can also end up dead, it seemed as if the dragon was right, Hiccup was working hard to keep up with the hysteria, hysterics are huge and very strong skiers, and Fishlegs was traveling at a very fast speed because it didn't do anything fancy like spin, certainly, totally out of control and it was amazing that it hadn't already fallen.
Hiccup could see him turn his head from time to time to shout more insults over his shoulder. The hysteria was winning and a large brute carrying a gigantic black and gold double-headed ax attached an arrow to his bow. Hiccup stopped with a screech throwing a fan of snow fixed an arrow on his own bow oh my horns and whiskers screeched toothlessly he's going to do something don't do it hiccup don't do it hiccup took careful aim and let go of the arrow that flew through the air and hit the big brute with the ax that was about to shoot fish legs at him, right, hit, hit, deep down, it was the first successful hit, hiccup, he'd had all morning, good shot, he roared, One eye was greatly amused, the great brute with the ax let out a roar and his arms flailed wildly, he released his own arrow which, in a stroke of glorious luck, rose in a perfect arc directly into the bottom of the hysterical ski in front to him, oh, this is too good. one eye pinches me finally my birthday that hysteric then screamed in pain and launched himself forward in a complete somersault taking out the hysteric in front of him who slid backwards onto the legs of the last three hysterics spinning them like bowling pins and the six hysterics I ended up in a tangled pile of snow, furious and complaining, well, well, Hiccup muttered now, please make the six of them follow me, not little fish legs, I think they'll cry with one eye crying with laughter, oh, I think they'll shout hiccup around here, making sure to see who caused their fall and then for good measure, if you're not afraid of getting shot, you squirming ruffian trash, look what you did, they're done, toothless, those hysterics go To be so angry, those hysterics were certainly as angry as fire and hiccups.
We go down the mountain like a little lightning, we have a head start, we are panting, we are skiing faster than he has ever skied in his entire life, but it is no good to fear that that eye will revel in delight. You have half a mountain to cover. skiing down and they would surely catch up to him, a horrifyingly short time later Hiccup could hear the hysterics beginning their chase behind him, five of the hysterics were howling like a pack of high pitched, crazy wolves and the sixth was the only one. with the ax he shouted insultsmore personal, how dare you attack my royal buttocks, you thug murderer?
We hysterics are the best hunters in the entire world and when I catch you, I will cut you down with my helicopter and feed you to the Doom Fang. I will shoot you full of arrows and use you as a sieve shouted the hysterical man with the ax shaving smiled one eye of the atypical visitors the hysterical hiccups headed straight for the forest thinking that it would be more difficult for them to shoot him there now skiing through a dense thicket The area Foresting is hard and dangerous work and the first rule you should follow under normal circumstances is to go slowly.
These were not normal circumstances and the hiccup was screaming through that forest spinning madly and spinning too fast to be sure, but be careful, Toothless warns, it kindly made me think. Trees, oh, thank you, Toothless gasped with hiccups sarcastically as he swerved wildly from side to side. I never thought that dragons have faster reflexes than humans, so One Eye and Toothless followed him easily, but the hysteria wasn't that bad, nor did Hiccup hear a crash. as one of the hysterics didn't turn in time and crashed into a tree, but that left five hysterics still chasing him and by the sound of their thorns dragging, hysterical howls getting closer every second, you can't escape, shouts the big Brit with the ax, when I catch you, I will tear you limb from limb and use your wishbone as a toothpick.
Meanwhile, down at the bottom of the pumpkin, Gober had woken up from his nap and 10 of his young students had returned from their trip. hunting. Gober had harnessed five saber-toothed drivers to the sled and was awaiting the return of hiccups and fish legs I shot 90 snow packers I boasted a quick fist to a warty pig impressed that's nothing rude snotty oaf I got 204 easy squeezed of lemon was like shooting a fish in a barrel even hiccupped the good-for-nothing and his ridiculous fish-legged friend they must have gotten some today they can't be so pathetic what's happened to those idiots roared the loudmouth starting to feel a little uncomfortable because Hiccup was the son of Chief Stoick the Vast who hears his name and trembles ugg ugg and Stoick had a nasty temper and wouldn't be very happy if something had happened to his only son maybe they were ambushed by the snowy ones scoffed snotty oaf was heard a shout from the gorge and down it like an erratic snowplow rocket.
Fishleg's arms hummed like windmills. Fishleg was going so fast that she couldn't stop. She passed the sled, passed the open-mouthed devourer of children, and went on and on for 50 meters until she finally stopped and collapsed on the ice. The fool ran after him with a very unpleasant feeling now in the bottom of his stomach and picked up fish legs. The fish legs looked terribly purple, sweaty and trembling. Hiccup shouted. as white as a semi-spotted snowbird above Hiccup shot out of the cover of the trees like an arrow from a bow directly below him was the gorge where he could see the little speck of bowling sled and the little dots moving at his side. around the other children He should have made it by then.
Hiccup knew that if he skied down the gorge he would never make it. The hysterics were so close to him now that they would shoot him or catch him before he reached the bottom. He had to make a split-second decision instead. Heading towards the gorge he grimly gritted his teeth and pointed his skis to the right down the slope that led directly to the top of the cliff. What are you doing? Toothless screeched this way it's a 200 meter cliff you're going to die behind it hysteria broke out in the forest when they saw where Hiccup was going they didn't even bother to start shooting they just rushed after him screaming mockingly where do you think you're going you scum Hooligan, say hello to Valhalla for me because that's where you'll end up.
Up above they could see the edge of the cliff now where the snow ended and it was just an endless fall towards nothing stop screaming, toothless says hey, why is the ass getting up I have no other option do you think those hysterics are going to give me a Un big warm hug and let me go, no, no, no, shouted toothless, but you can't ski off a good cliff, there's a long way down, that's why I need your help when I said hiccup to the big sabertooth dragon jumping to my side and what it does. You think he sneered an eye I want to help you I hate humans one less of you little pink slavers it's not going to bother me that's true said Hiccup but if I die the next head of the furry hooligan tribe will have Hiccup had run out of the slope he launched himself off the cliff throwing his weight forward skis wide apart an eye forward spreading his great wings it will be the one who said urgently it will be us who for a moment remained he rose towards that glorious infinity of blue sky like a bird and then he sank, snot-faced oaf, shouted hiccup as he fell, hiccup shouted towards the ice at 150 miles per hour, swallowed the burp, looking down at how his boss's precious son was about to fall to his death, he also shouted in three seconds, hiccup he would crash into the ground and that would be the end of him after a second of hiccups he was pretty sure an eye would save him after two seconds he wasn't so sure and in fact the great sabertooth driving dragon arrived just in time for vital milliseconds his Hatred towards humans stopped him, but then he folded his wings and dove after hiccoughing. a sabertooth can dive more quickly and beautifully than a peregrine falcon.
One eye caught Hiccup around the waist with its large claws at the last moment and then rose upwards. wings spread like a big white kite hiccup gave a shout of joy below the boys watching cheered and began the hooligan hooray gobar practically fainted such was his relief slot face brat said one eye as he spread his wings is the tall red- boy with head and face of a pig that's the only rude hiccup happily then you're right answered one eye rising even higher maybe you're a human being worth saving on the tops of the cliffs the big hysterical brute with the ax was so angry that he snapped his ski poles like twigs his furious voice floated towards them you're not safe yet you're not safe ever shouted the big brute completely out of his mind wherever you go I will find you I will follow you to the ends of the earth to the bottom of the ocean In the divine heights of heaven I promise you, you thuggish cockroach, that you will regret the day you shot an arrow into Mad Norbert's bottom and then the sound became too faint for them to hear anymore, remind me Hiccup said to Toothless as they flew. that they would not return to hysteria at any time in the next 20 years. “Sometimes,” Toothless responded passionately.
I will never return. Sabertooth drivers are so bulky and muscular that they can only fly short distances, so one eye fell down and placed Hiccup on the sled of a very relieved gobber, the burping gobber took a look at the hysterics in the tops of the cliffs shaking his fists and howling hysterically and decided that maybe it wouldn't be a good idea to stay, he carried Fishlegs and the other boys. Back on the sleigh, cheering and singing, they followed the flying sabertooth to the small bark island. I am the poisonous vorpant. More deadly than an asp soaked in arsenic.
More toxic than a mushroom-flavored tarantula. Are you brown and cold? Snotty and sneeze Are you angry? You're sad? Do you feel dizzy? Is your skin so hot that it's starting to steam? Is your throat so stiff that it chokes you? If you drop dead, maybe you too have been bitten by the poisonous prop four. Something is wrong with Fishlegs, Hiccup didn't sleep well that night every time he left Norberto, the madman found him in his dreams screaming, I'll turn you into sand, I'll cut you with my helicopter and Hiccup would wake up again, burning and sweating.
The next day, Toothless woke up furious that he still hadn't returned to hibernation sleep. He had done everything he should have done the night before. He had exercised a lot. He drank a milky drink before going to bed. Everything for nothing. point at five the next morning, his green eyes snapped open like a scallop opening its shell and that was it for the day, he didn't sleep anymore and that was it for Hiccup, too toothless, he crawled from his place at the feet Hiccup's face like an angry little hot water bottle burst into Hiccup's body digging its sharp little claws into Hiccup's belly as it approached Hiccup's forehead where it sat and hissed furiously toothless she's awake again she's not it's fair it's not fair why toothless wakes up everyone else aha sleeper, isn't it very fun to be woken up at five in the morning by a dragon sitting on your head and hissing angry rings of smoke up your nostrils, well, Now I'm awake, I also grunted, hiccupped, coughed, sleepy, could you blow those smoke rings? somewhere else my throat already hurts how you blew smoke toothless blowing big clouds of angry smoke you're dead you're just a human you don't count like the dragons say thank you toothless said hiccup throws a big fit of coughing, but we don't have to get up now, you know, We can just get some sleep with the hiccups, we turned to the other side and snuggled the furs more comfortably around his shoulders so he could get some more sleep, but once Toothless was awake, he was awake the little dragon half pretended to curl up next to him. to his master and then he gets up again completely get up now he said fluttering around Hiccup's head pinching his hair and blowing raspberries in his ears it's a beautiful morning come on come on for breakfast hungry toothless and when that didn't work toothless got He stood on Hiccup's shoulder, held his earlobe tenderly with a claw, and squealed deep into his ear. like you've been shot with an arrow, all the jumping jellyfish, not right now, toothless, not in bed again, hold on there, toothless, just wait, hiccup, he jumped off the bed onto the frozen stone floor. and he threw himself on four layers of skins. with toothless fluttering around his head squawking right now toothless needs paper right now just wait begged hiccup had to take off his gloves to undo the big locks on the front door toothless screaming right now right now right now hiccup dragged the door and the day outside still It was as dark as night and very, very cold, so cold that the air was like a bucket of ice water being thrown in your face.
Toothless flew out still screaming right now and crouched down in the snow and found her. from the front door well done for holding on toothless said hiccup slapping his hands to warm them toothless crouched down with a look of mock concentration furrowing his horns but nothing seemed to be happening after a while toothless got up toothless no need said decisively hiccup took the gloved hand to his forehead in frustration, sometimes being the owner of a dragon was very hard work, there was no point in going back to bed now that he was up, so with hiccups he made himself breakfast and while doing this he had plenty of time to think.
Hiccup was worried about Fishlegs, why had Fishlegs attacked those hysterics? He was very out of character. Normally Fishlegs would just have to smell something hysterical and would shovel the snow as quickly as possible in the opposite direction. Well, maybe that whole fall was over. It triggered his frantic tendencies, but it was still a bit peculiar and Fishlegs hadn't been looking very well lately either, a lot of sneezing and shaking and that couldn't be caused by being frantic, it was almost like something was wrong with him and About an hour more Later, the door was flung open with so much force that it nearly fell off its hinges, and Hiccup's father stomped across the room looking for his breakfast like an eight-foot earthquake, yawning so widely that you could see his tonsils. stoics It was exactly what you'd expect from a Viking: lots of beard and not much muscle mass on the neck, but not much going on in the brain department, made some oatmeal, ask your son to roar, excellent, excellent, Stoic, he didn't bother putting in the oatmeal. into a bowl, he simply removed the cauldron from the fire, sat at the table, and drank the porridge directly from the pot.
Father hiccupped, Stoic said absently as he tilted his large head back and drank the last dregs of porridge copiously. running through his beard in a sticky, lumpy river I wonder if you can help me I've been worrying about fish legs, said stoic Hiccup finished the porridge with a loud smack of his lips and threw the cauldron into the fireplace with joyful violence like images. of a strange little friend with a depressed haddock face stoic boom grabbing a mackerel off the table and swallowing it tail and head and eyes and all in one gulp like a swallow sword or swallowing swords that's right, said hiccup and his name is not huevas de "Fish is fish legs.
Well, those are quincy bungaby," he bellowed stoically. "Do you mean coincidence?" Hiccup asked politely whatever.let it be rord stuart. I've been worrying about fish eggs too. You caught the surprise and it wasn't stoic to worry about anything. I said it stoically solemnly. and I need to talk to you about something very seriously come here hiccup hiccup went and stood in front of his father the stoic boss put his hands on his son's shoulders and looked him in the eyes very seriously hiccup tried to look serious too but it's quite difficult take your father totally seriously when he seems to have a beard made entirely of porridge son said stoic fasting you are the son of a chief and heir to the hooligan tribe a man is judged by the company he keeps and I am sorry to have to tell you, but the Fish eggs are the weirdest bug I have ever seen.
You must give it up. Hiccup. Deliver. The father protested. Hiccup. Fishlegs is my friend. Silence roared stoically and then, more softly. I know it's difficult, son, but. The chief is a public figure, we hooligans must be feared by the other tribes so that they don't start thinking that they can sneak up and invade us. Fish eggs are good, let's face it son, it's a little strange, you get too close to fish eggs son and the meatheads and the busy bullies and the buglers and the hysterics will start to think you're a little weird and a little soft on the weak and then they will put the whole tribe in danger. “Yes, Father,” Hiccup said miserably.
You have to start working to be one. Scary Hiccup stoic patted his son on the shoulder looking sympathetically at his sad face this was hard but it was for Hiccup's sake and fishing doesn't help handing him over son your slob cousin now there's a suitable friend for you you look terrible There is danger in it, you are shoulder to shoulder with Snotlout and you will be feared throughout the archipelago. Does that answer that question? Yes, father, said Hiccup, very sadly stoic, the vasto gave his son a strong pat on the back. Good boy, roared Stewart. He knew you.
It would make sense and now we better prepare for Freya's day. Destination. We don't want to be late now. Did the wrinkled old man give me a tip for the young hero's stick-on-ice smashing competition? looking ahead and he tells me that us hooligans are going to win ten to two, so I bet a little on running, looking for a stick and skating fast. The boy slowly, hiccupped, went to look for his smash stick, sadly picking up his ice skates. The wrinkled old man isn't very good at looking into the future, he warned his father, but the stoic wasn't listening.
The Stoic rarely listened. Celebrate the arrival of spring on Freya's day. Destination events program. 10 o'clock. Young heroes break sticks on the ice. Frozen Harbor Competition No Rules No Quarter No Survivors No Limits Snow Wrestling at 11 O'Clock Can Big Busty Bertha Be the All-Inclusive Snow Wrestling Champion for the Third Year in a Row Those Boobies Will Remain Undefeated ? Lucky ice cream We have frozen 500 everyday objects into 500 identical pieces of ice. Can you guess what they are and take something useful home throughout the day? Celebrate spring with octopus popsicles, grilled semi-speckled snow peaks, and jellyfish ice cream 5. Crush Ice Sticks The fate of Freya's Day took place every year on the eve of Freya's Day, which was the Viking holiday celebrating the The end of winter and the arrival of spring this year the destination took place in the middle of the frozen sea in the hooligan port was strange I think that only six months before the port had been filled with a gray and sullen ocean, now there were shops of campaign with raised red and white stripes.
Messy and untidy all over the ice, crackling bonfires burned tall grates of semi-spotted snow for the Vikings to chew on as they wandered through stalls selling octopus popsicles or listening to storytellers tell tall tales or They watched with their mouths open as the giants on skates balanced the dwarfs on their heads. There was a large field marked for smash sticks on ice competitions. Smash sticks on ice was a very hard and complicated game that was played with bats, balls and skates. For ice, no one was very sure of the rules, which meant that people tended to make them up as they went and then anyone who complained would start a fight, the young heroes were supposed to go first, followed later by the adult warriors, They would play against another tribe, the Marsh Thieves who had been invited to join the day's celebrations.
The Marsh Thieves were a tribe of fearsome warriors who lived on an island a little further west. Their boss, the big busty Bertha, was nearby, drinking mugs of beer and scratching her chin. Her kamikaze daughter, a very small girl with arrogance and the strongest of her Hair in the inner hallways was practicing swinging her smash stick. Kamikaze was friends with Hiccup and came over to ask her if she had seen fish legs that morning. No, Kamikaze said cheerfully, but I hope you ooligan boys feel lucky, as the swamp thieves will. Murder you weak little kids on smashsticks, I bet all the hooligans are good at this, except you of course, hiccup, she added.
The kamikaze had a great admiration for Hiccup since he rescued her from being eaten by shark worms and strong sinister, this happens. in how to speak dragonees, another of hiccup's memories, hiccup, he skated by at that moment and almost fell, he laughed so much at this hiccup, he made fun of this hiccup, hiccup will get as many goals as he shot sami saw snowbirds yesterday I shot more than 200 How many did you shoot again? Hiccup What was it? None Hiccup. The kamikaze blushed deeply. He seemed very surprised. The young heroes smashed sticks against the ice. The match is about to start, please could both teams head to the field?
Gober had put on his shortest shorts to be the referee. The buggers, apart from the kamikazes, of course, were big, tough, mean-looking girls with crooked braids, broken noses and thighs like tree trunks, fish legs that They staggered onto the field at the last minute he looked even more terrible than the last time Hiccup saw him he was sneezing and shaking a lot and could barely stand and was using his stick to support himself. He had put his ice skate on the wrong foot. Hiccup raised his hand to try and get Gobber's attention, sir. I think fish legs is not right nonsense roar gobbler Vikings don't get sick the flu is for mild days colds are for babies plagues are for ravines I have never had a daytime illness in my entire life not even a sore head. throat that I don't want to hear another word hiccup and fish legs skating towards the court hiccup holding fish legs that could barely put one skate in front of the other you should be home worried hiccup you look horrible fish legs he laughed sarcastically then you listen to the devouring vikings don't understand Sick, I'm not sick, I'm just shivering with excitement to be here on this cold, icy day.
Gobert blew the whistle, threw his backpack into the smash stick scrum and all hell broke loose. Ten boys and girls fell on top of each other. a messy furry mess hitting each other over the head with our wooden sticks in two minutes warty pig clueless loving bully and deadly doris lay stretched out on the ice and the kamikaze had somehow broken free of the scrum and was skating towards Hiccup and Fishlegs full speed. Fast fish legs came to tackle her and she covered his eyes with her helmet so he couldn't see anything before deftly shooting the puck between the goal posts and as the insect thieves joyfully shouted goal, an extraordinary change took place. in Fishlegs, he ripped off his helmet and snorted like a bull about to charge uh oh, said Hiccup, he'd seen that look somewhere before now wait a second, fishlegs, don't do anything, reckless fool, bellowed, fishlegs, fishlegs.
He skated towards the gigantic figure of the belch-devouring referee like a crab slipping on the soap-eater, you big stupid barbarian baboon, are you blind? She followed me. The devourer started, as surprised as if a small pink shrimp on the plate had suddenly jumped out and bit him. What did you say? Freshlax roared in devouring amazement. Something is wrong with your ears. just as your eyes screamed fish legs I have met sheep more intelligent than you I have met jellyfish that could outdo you in a game of chess gobber swelled up like a balloon about to burst everyone makes us burp the vast one stoically shouted, skating heavily towards this extraordinary scene stoic the vast looked down at fish legs from the giant height of six and a half feet young man roared your boss is speaking to you this is a special occasion there are insect shields present stoick pointed to the swamp thieves who are killing each other laughing fish legs They were silent for a second looking at their boss and then the fat man squealed fishlegs stoic the vast bum stared shouted fishlegs he's been taking too many second helpings boss greedy guts of jelly bellies stoic the vast bum turned red like a lobster, How dare you speak to your boss in this rude and impertinent way?
Fishlegs opens his mouth to shout more insults, but Hiccup cuts him off, it's not cool. "Father," Hiccup whispered urgently. I think his crazy little thing went wrong, please father, I'll take him home. It's not good to take him home and then growled stoically until he hiccupped, but I'm in mourning, son, that boy is not fit to be a punk, much less a friend of the boss's son. At first, Fishlegs didn't want to be taken away, but while he was struggling, he fell and the cold shock of landing in the snow brought him back to his senses again.
Hiccup was really worried now and decided to bring fish legs to the wrinkled old man to see if he knew what was wrong. The wrinkled old man's cures for common diseases. cold, place a small carrot in each nostril to stop a runny nose, remember to breathe through your mouth, upset stomach, drink a cup full of live earwigs, insects will attack the germs in your small intestine and eat them, probably chickenpox, Paint the stains with an old and anti-wrinkle reliever. liquid seagull poop lotion this will relieve the itch it will also make your friends stay away from you thus protecting them from infections headache with temperature the tasty medicine of the old wrinkled sheep mucus and dead flies wrapped in cobwebs will soon make the patient bounce out of bed a virus prays to thor no one knows what to do with a virus curiously 1,500 years later medical science has advanced to such a point that we still don't know what to do with the virus six what the wrinkled old man said the wrinkled old man was the Hiccup's grandfather on his mother's side lived in a big, messy house on the beach he was delighted to see them and fed them all toothless porridge he dozed in front of the blazing fire in his fireplace while Hiccup's snowy clothes and fish legs They dried on the chairs.
What can I do for you? little hiccup gasped wrinkled old man lighting a big fat pipe he's my friend fishlegs explained hiccup isn't very well wrinkled old man looked at fishlegs he was shaking like a leaf in a strong wind oh come on hiccup said fishlegs with irritation i keep telling you which is just a nasty cold wrinkled old man tut-tutt the wrinkled old man was the wise man and fortune teller of the hooligan tribe if you were sick you would go to the wrinkled old man and he would examine you he would consult the gods and then he would give you a perfectly disgusting medicine like excrement rabbit and a clear goo that may or may not improve you, heal you and look into the future are complicated business, truth be told, the wrinkled old man didn't always get it right.
The wrinkled old man put his old hand on Fishlegs' forehead and made a very, very grimace again. Hot, he muttered to himself and sweatily listened to Fishlegs' heart with a strange trumpet-like instrument and clicked some more and then threw some twigs into the fire and fanned the flames with a long metal stick. "My goodness," I gasped, old wrinkled man, as he stared at the red embers that sounded cheerfully, fish legs shivering. "The fire seems to be telling me that your friend has vorpentitius caused by the bite of a poisonous varpant," said old wrinkled man, sadly. "Have you met any vorpants?" poisonous recently?
There was an unpleasant cold feeling in the bottom of Hiccup's stomach. We encountered a poisonous vorpent. Hiccup said slowly. A couple of months ago a vorpent fell on Fishlegs' hand when we were escaping from Fort Sinister, but it didn't bite me. Fishlegs said with enthusiasm I didn't feel like anything was itching old man Wrinkled he shook his head the varpant numbs the skin before it itches it's very clever you really wouldn't have felt anything and then nothing happens until a couple of months later when you get torpentitis what are the symptoms of Aztec vorpentitis? fever runny nose bouts of madness answered wrinkled old man grim hiccups stomach was now as cold as ice but he tried to sound cheerful and how can we make it better wrinkled old man sounded grimmer still, he squawked that's the hard part the poisonous snake bite It's more or less always fatal there was an unpleasant silence the good news continues wrinkled old man we have until tomorrow at 10 in the morning to findthe antidote before your friend dies an antidote is a cure oh well said hiccup greatly relieved so there is an antidote fishlegs had been listening with my mouth open but all i have is a nasty cold he protested a nasty cold and you tell me that I only have one day to live hiccup I ignored it what is the antidote asked hiccup this is where the difficult part gets more complicated old man with difficulty wrinkled the antidote to the bite of the poisonous snake is the vegetable that no one dares to name what you want say the potato collects gas whispered wrinkled old man desperately waving his hands you're not supposed to name it it's bad luck but the potato is an imaginary vegetable said hiccup who thought all this talk about bad luck was just superstition it doesn't really exist potatoes only grew in america at this time and america had not yet been discovered there are those who say that the vegetable that no one dares to name can be found in a great country to the west known as america old wrinkled pointed but most people say said hiccup slowly no There is a place like America Most people say it's an imaginary land Only crazy weirdos believe in Most people think the Earth is It's as flat as a pancake and if you sail too far west you'll fall , that's what most people say, the wrinkled old man admitted, shrugging his shoulders and continuing to smoke his pipe, and even if there was such a thing as this.
The so-called potato in this so-called land called America argued hiccup, we will never be able to sail there and find the antidote in just one day, in one day you would hardly get out of the gloomy sea. you're suggesting it's impossible there's no such thing as impossible hiccup snorted wrinkled old man just improbable the only thing that limits us is the limits of our imagination and I used to think of you as an imaginative guy, give up if you want but I used to think of you as the kind of guy who would never give up no matter how bad things looked good then said hiccup Crossley give me a reason not to give up I'll give you a reason said wrinkled old man there's a chance that norbert the crazy boss of hysterics may have the antidote to vorpantitis hiccup jumped norberto the madman said hiccup why does he have a potato where did he get it from i will explain it to you by telling you the story of norberto the father of the madman and the fang of doom said wrinkled old man you do it That said, Hiccup already feels anxious before The mere mention of Norberto, the crazy, the wrinkled old man, lit his pipe again.
I have to warn you, Hiccup, he gasped, old man, wrinkled between puffs. Like many stories, this may or may not be true, the story of Norberto the Mad. job's father and the fatal fang fifteen years ago wrinkled old men began the head of the hysterical tribe was norberto the father of crazy work great work hysterics have never believed that the world is flat and that if you sail too far west you will fall off the In the end, hysterics think that this is nonsense. The great work believed that the Earth was as round as the moon and set out to prove it.
The great work built the largest Viking ship you have ever seen, a ship called the American Dream and it sailed very far. Westward through storms as black and wild as Waden's nightmares, he sailed among icebergs taller than a ship's great mast and on and on over the great green sea desert and however far he sailed he never reached the end of the sea. world because the world is as round as a circle and a circle has no end hiccup could be contained no longer true it burst out is the world really a circle that has no end I have no idea answered wrinkled old man calmly like I told you this is a story calm down and I will tell you the end after a trip so long that it seemed like an eternity great work he finally found the land he had dreamed of the land called America this was a glorious country full of natural treasures such as the plant that no one dares name and friendly natives that great job called feather people great job spent a happy couple of months there before returning home to the inner islands Norberto's father decided to take with him a frozen vegetable that was no wonder it was called so that everyone would believe that he really had Having been in America on the return trip, Big Job had an extraordinary sensation that the ship was being followed.
At first he thought it was a large whale or a shark but finally he realized that it was something much worse: it was a tremendous sea dragon. called Doomfang who is strange interrupted hiccup hiccup he knew a lot about dragons and this was very strange behavior for a fatal fang the fatal fangs are terrifying, heavily armed creatures but they normally just ignore humans could you stop interrupting? said wrinkled old man this terrible animal followed them from america like a curse it was only when they reached the wrath of thor that the animal attacked and tried to swallow the ship great work he was very brave riding his dragon thunder fired arrow after arrow at the Doomfang these arrows especially sharpened had been put to great work by the feather people who are very expert in making arrows, the great work came down to his last arrow when Doomfang finally killed him since that day Doomfang has never left Thor's wrath for 15 years, no one has been able to go into hysteria and no one can get out of the The head of the hysterical tribe is now a great job, son Norberto the crazy and has never gotten over the death of his father.
It is said that it keeps the frozen vegetables that no one dares to name and a coffin and it is in as good condition as it was 15 years ago so there it is said wrinkled old man that is the story of norberto the father of the madman and doomfang of course in this one time of year thor's wrath is frozen and doomfang is trapped under the ice and hysteria it's only a three hour sleigh ride from here hiccup jumped to his feet i know he said we were there yesterday we don't have a moment that lose I must go to the hysteria and bring back the antidote fish legs with my mouth open I can't I think I'm hearing this, you're thinking about going back to the hysteria, the scariest, scariest, scariest place I've ever been in my entire life and you will go there in the dark, the hysterics will not see me arrive in the dark Hiccup pointed out that you shot Norberto, the crazy one, in the background with an arrow, how old do you think Fishlegs?
You can politely ask him to give you his precious American vegetable and he will simply hand it to you. Theft may have been involved. He admitted hiccups and all because of old Wrinkly's saiyan, everyone knows that old Wrinkly is almost as useless as a fortune teller like you at scaring foreigners, thank you, my myrtle wrinkled fish legs weren't done yet, I keep telling you I just had a bad cold, actually I'm not. feeling that well, would you mind if I lay down for a moment, be my guest, said wrinkled old man, you can stay in my bed and I will prepare you some hot lemon and honey, don't forget the hiccups, you have until 10 in the morning tomorrow before fish legs. dies at 10 in the morning mind so hiccup left the wrinkled old man taking care of his big fishlegs friend and ran out the door he had finally realized that maybe he didn't have much time left and although he didn't know it at the time those were the first steps he embarked on the most terrifying and terrifying adventure of his life so far.
Indeed, he was embarking on a quest, a quest that would be a race against time and lead him to a terrifying monster and icy danger that bards would sing about. forever like the search for the frozen potato even if the earth was as round as a potato how ridiculous and if you could reach the land of your dreams on the other side of the ocean what a fool would be there waiting for you so give up give up give up because no one can outwit the curse of the poison vorpant and you only have 15 hours left.
Seven, the search for the frozen potato Hiccup left the wrinkled old man's house back to the celebrations at the port followed by a toothless man who complained for about 600 meters he was absolutely sure what he was going to do, he would go and explain to him. his father what had happened and asked him to organize a search for the frozen potato, the hooligans were always doing missions, but when he finally found his father, who was trying his luck in the icy lucky dip he suddenly didn't feel so self-assured stoic wasn't as happy to see his only son as he normally was he had just lost a big bet because the young thief heroes borg had whipped the young hooligan heroes in the smash sticks on ice competition 14 goals to zero so stoic He wasn't in a better mood worried about the wrinkled old man and his stupid truth saying an easy victory for the hooligans he said put all your money into it he said and what's going on?
The bugglers went to 14 zero. I should have known, he muttered stoically to himself as he pulled a large frozen object out of the lucky bath and tried to figure out what a fish was. A useful axe. A small chair. The father hiccupped with determination. I want embarked on a search, Stuart looked at his son in surprise, but some kind of search, you remember, my friend Fishlegs said hiccup, stoic, rubbed his nose angrily and growled, the wrinkled old man says that the reason why he attacked you it was because he had been bitten by the poisonous vorpent and he is in the first stage of vorp and titus and that causes episodes of madness you know and the thing is father unless we can find the antidote in time the old man says wrinkled that fish legs can die Stoick looked like he wasn't sure whether to be sad or happy but then he saw his son's face and quickly became sad um yeah oh dear Stoick said so I want to go on a quest for the antidote Hiccup announced what is the antidote Stoick asked The old, big wrinkled guy says that the antidote is the potato, said hiccup, said Stoic, you're not supposed to name it, and the vegetable that no one dares to name is an imaginary vegetable.
They brought a frozen potato Hiccup continued stubbornly so I want to find the potato and save the life of fish legs I forbid you to do such a thing roared stoic if we don't believe in the potato the fish legs can die hiccup shouted at his father stoic the vast lost He broke his temper and shook the frozen unidentified object UFO around. His head roared at his son so loudly that poor Hiccup's ears sounded like a little weirdo who just called me a lady with a jelly belly, guts. Greedy, Hiccup flinched as if he had been hit and then, stoically, he felt ashamed and controlled himself, he extended his hand. and he patted his son on the shoulder and he tried to speak more reasonably, son of the tower, I know this is difficult for you because you love your friend, but let's say that for once in a blue moon, all wrinkled he's fine even then as a boss.
I won't risk my only son's life for some little weirdo that fate has to turn to, isn't it the boss's job to do that? Said hiccup, Deadly Fishlegs, has no one else to take care of him, you won't. In fact, he said Stoic very significantly because I forbid it and that's an order, son, an order from your Stoic boss, put the UFO on his head, he had decided it was a helmet and walked away from the unfortunate thing of going on a search. to save life. of your sick best friend is that you don't have a best friend to accompany you.
Hiccup watched his father walk away with what looked like a frozen chair on her head and wondered miserably what his chances would be if he went in search of the frozen potato. It's just not impossible, he thought sadly, but let's face it, it's unlikely that kamikaze stuck his head out from under the lucky table. I heard someone mention the word search, when do we start? Oh kamikaze, you really shouldn't listen to other people's conversations, said Hiccup. The kamikaze came out from under the table and started doing a handstand. She still had her ice skates on like bug thieves, always listening to other people's conversations.
She said happily. "It's one of the reasons why I'm going to be so useful to you in the search for the frozen potato. You're not going to search for the frozen potato," Hiccup said. "It's too dangerous. Dangerous. Kamikaze driven. Why have I stolen entire flocks of sheep from the thugs. I've seen it." I have stolen the pockets of dangerous pirates I have stolen the helmet right on the head of crazy guts the murderer and you want me to steal a miserable little vegetable no problem oh wake up look and learn my boy look and learn hiccup raised his eyes to the sky yes the kamikaze She had a flaw, it was that she was very, very satisfied with herself but you have to admit that she was an excellent thief.
There is a madman with an ax. Hiccup, better said, kamikaze. There is nothing I enjoy more than making fun of madmen with axes. It is my favorite sport if you don't do it let me join you I'll tell your big fat crusader father where you're going but that's blackmail protested hiccup you see smiling kamikaze we swamp thieves don't have any morals it's very useful to us hiccup gave up and said that he could come if he wanted kamikaze he rushed to get his bugle equipment and hiccup prepared a small sled to take them to the hysteria he also lowered his boat the hopeful puffin to the dragon racers behind the sleigh what are you doing asked the kamikazereturning with arms loaded with ropes and pointed metal objects of strange shapes.
It's so close to spring that the ice may start to crack while we're there, and if it does, we'll need some way to get back across the gloomy sea. She responded with a hiccup trying not to think about what would happen. If the ice really melted, that could mean that they would have to face the fatal fang on top of all their other problems. Hiccup went to get an eye and explained his problem and the big driver laughed contemptuously. He looked at the disgusting little human. Don't know. I know why you think he might want to help you.
I'm not your mom. I hate humans. One thing, I swear to you completely. I will never repeat it. Never waste a tear crying over the death of one of you obvious humans. Ah, said Hiccup slyly. But the antidote will not only save the life of my friend Fishlegs, could it be that the vorpent stings both dragons and humans? Thousands of dragons die from vorpentitis every year. When I bring back the frozen potato, I will plant potatoes on the crust and not. The dragon will die of vorpentitis no more. Well, that has an eye, of course, because his hatred for humans was only matched by his love for his fellow dragons and five minutes later, Hiccup was harnessing the great saber-toothed dragon to his sled. .
Hiccup said Stoick in the way he was going to spend the night at Snotlout's house and Stoick was delighted excellent my boy rord stewart so you decided to follow my advice and find yourself a best friend well done hiccup so now said hiccup sitting on the sleigh next to kamikaze we can cut to the hysteria steal the potato and take it to the fish legs without my father even knowing that we have gone, only Snotlout noticed the small sled that was pulling a boat that was sneaking out of the hooligan port on its way towards hysteria in the search for the frozen.
Snotlout Potato hoped that wherever Hiccup went was a dangerous place and that he would never return. Viking dragons and their eggs. The Doomfang The Doomfang is a gigantic open ocean predator very rarely seen by humans. He is armed not only with fearsome fangs and claws but also a strange blue fire that freezes his victims to death statistics colors always as black as your darkest nightmare armed with terrible jaws and fangs he also has an unusual frozen fire breath with blue flames that kill by freezing you score 30 radar yes score 10 poison none score zero hunting ability unbeatable skills score 30 very, very fast speed score 25 fear and fight factor terrifying score 30 total score 125 eight Thor's wrath one eye pulled the sled to across the ice at crazy speed once or twice Hiccup pulled on the reins to I tried to get him to slow down but the big driver ignored him and in the end Hiccup stopped trying.
The quicker we get to hysteria, the better anyway, he reminded himself, the cold, burning wind hitting his face, tearing his eyelids as they sped across. On the ice, the hopeful puffin bounced madly behind him like an ugly duckling desperately trying to keep up with his demented mother. Luckily, although it was not an attractive ship, it was sturdy and used to the occasional bump or two, he had brought snacks for everyone that were supposed to last the entire trip, but Toothless finished them all in the first three minutes, filling up. the sleigh with crumbs, chicken bones and chilli shells, toothless cake, a cold, turned, toothless, hungry, toothless, bored, kamikaze starter sitting on my tail, are we almost there?
I only left five minutes ago he exclaimed hiccup game toothless I see spy said toothless firmly at first kamikaze was terribly cheerful chatting constantly and singing loudly his bright blue eyes stung with excitement but as the long hours passed and as they played their number one game 52 I spy with Hiccup translating for toothless and as the sky turned pink and gray with the arrival of afternoon and as the disorderly crowds passed by to their left and they began to hear the first moons of the Doomfang under the ice, even the kamikazes They remained silent. Hiccup made an eye wait. so that the night would darken before turning the corner into Thor's wrath so that the hysterical lookouts wouldn't see them coming for half an hour with tense stomachs, they waited until Hiccup deemed it safe and gave him a puddle on the reins of one eye to start up again the gigantic sea cliffs of villani and hysteria loomed over them frighteningly in the darkness one eye leaped to Thor's wrath and the cliffs jumped on either side of the little sled as it ran like walls The dragons' eyes glow in the dark, so the large eye of one of them acted as a searchlight showing them how the ice in the narrow gorge was so clear that it was almost transparent and with the ray of an eye you could see through it as if it was a two meter thick panel of frosted glass that sloped down towards the sea, what an interesting thought.
I hiccupped as I looked down over the edge of the sled, I can even make out a spectacle of mackerel down there, the mass of tiny fish still swimming slowly forever. in their millions far below them until suddenly they shot away like little sparks in an explosion when a great dark shape infinitely large suddenly appeared beneath the ice; It was the gigantic shadow of a dragon the size of an underwater mountain and it easily stayed above. With the fast little sled his long tail propelling him lazily along his wings almost grazing the edges of Thor's wrath as he slowly beat them to swim below, he said Toothless whispered into Hiccup's ear, Let's go home, Hiccup looks down.
The dragon turned his head to the side and Hiccup found himself staring at a huge, bloodshot creature. green dragon eye while the sleigh itself was as if all the green in the world of peas, grass, spinach, bean leaves and frogs would have concentrated in that eye and given it the intensity of a pure green acid. like looking directly at the sun at noon through a big green microscope and Hiccup was so dazzled that he almost fell off the sleigh until a terrible thud brought him back to consciousness and the ice beneath them jumped like an earthquake, the sleigh jumped too. . and an eye rose briefly into the air with a plaintive cry.
The ice slammed again as the Doomfang smeared its head against the thick transparent wall in terrified relief. Hiccup realized that the ice was so deep that it remained strong even though it was now riddled with gunfire. small white cracks the sled ran towards the entrance to the harbor in hysteria like a mouse running towards a mouse hole the dragon continued to hit the ice below as they advanced with terrible blows of its battering ram head when one eye turned towards the harbor through which It was heading fast, the momentum of the ship behind almost spinning them in a great creaking circle, the sleigh swinging wildly on a skid before falling again and continuing to hiccup.
He looked over his shoulder, the fatal fang too big to pass. Through the narrow entrance to the port, he pushed his enormous mouth open in a roar of rage, his paw with the terrible claws tearing the water, he released a great jet of blue underwater flame that shot out from under the speeding sled and he launched himself forward in a straight line to the coast almost as if it were a bright blue road that tells them where to go not happy kamikaze with a smile as the sled ran down the bright blue road that is a fatal fang in a very bad mood let's hope the ice holds out Time enough to steal a potato and get out of here.
Hiccup shuddered. That creature would kill us with a snap of its jaws as an eye finally stopped at the edge of the ice and Hiccup stepped out of the sled, legs wobbly. jellyfish the afternoon had turned into night the bright blue road had turned pale turquoise and gradually the harbor was completely fading thanks to Thor being completely deserted clustered on the rocks half buried in the snow there were hundreds of ships hysterical even in their snow-covered state they were ghost ships that had not rocked in salt water for 15 years, shreds of sails hung from fallen masts, oars and rudders sticking out of the snow were rotting or broke in mid-hiccups, sent toothless to take a look at the hysterical town and the little one the dragon reluctantly walked away into the dark why toothless always had to make this complaint toothless because you're the one with wings toothless hiccup explained for the umpteenth time unhooking one eye kamikaze unpacked his bugle gear humming happily stuffing interesting pointy instruments into his pockets putting on his special shoes with spikes on the soles winding length after length of sturdy rope around his average hiccup his average adventure partner was Fishlegs who was always terrified and asking what What the hell they were doing in another life-threatening disaster, so it was quite a change for the kamikazes to treat the whole thing as if it were a pleasant excursion, they put on their skis and waited for Toothless to return from his trip to discover the whereabouts of the hysterical village.
He gave them a surprise when he came out of nowhere. and he landed on Hiccup's shoulder he said it's scary to be out there gasped toothless his eyes were shining brightly in the dark then hysteria he's giving a feast for friday eve look a disheveled hiccup explained what toothless had said to the kamikaze and she He got up excellent, he said, I hope they'll We'll be so distracted they won't notice us, let's go, the little group set off down the cliff path, one eye pulling them, their one eye burning brightly in the darkness, nine back to back, back to back. , on his back, fish legs were as hot as fire, weak as a fly caught in a spider web and talking nonsense, the wrinkled old man silently bathed his head with cold water and tried to feed him some diluted tea stupa , yes, with an old dried crab claw, restless fish legs that weakly tried to get away from the old man's hand. but they are barely strong enough to move they must arrive before 10 in the morning the wrinkled old man muttered to himself he is dying fast don't worry he whispered fish legs looking directly into the wrinkled old man's worried eyes the haircut will cause him Hiccups are always caused by Thor, he only knows how and then he was lost again in the meaninglessness in the middle of the gloomy sea, strange noises could be heard like the creak of an old man's knee or the knock of a gigantic knuckle on the door, the ice was beginning to crack 10 .on the eve of freya's day on hysteria when they reached the top of the cliff, the ground continued to rise until the mountain of hysteria, on which was perched the shadowy silhouette of the hysterical village, all in darkness, one eye the dragged to the bottom of the village walls, from where the kamikaze emerged. his ropes, he threw the rope with a metal hook attached and on the first try he grabbed the top of the wooden wall, writhed like a little blonde monkey and disappeared over it with one eye open like wings and flew behind.
His hiccups took a deep breath, he grabbed the rope and climbed, trying to ignore the skulls that smiled at him from the top of the battlements. They were the only visitors to the hysterical village in 15 years. The village at first seemed to be deserted. There it was. There was no one in the streets. There was no light in the windows, but the great hall was burning with light smoke issuing from several chimneys. Music, chatter and laughter came out of the windows in a strange way. Next to the great hall, lying on large tree trunks, was the largest Viking ship.
Had Hiccup ever seen it, it seemed a little strange to keep a ship so far from the sea, but Hiccup guessed that the hystericals hadn't sailed at all for the last 15 years, so maybe the center of town was a good place to keep a ship like any other and what a ship it was, it had more the depth and length of a Roman galleon and it was the only Viking longboat Hiccup had ever seen with not one but three masts on its bow the dragon figurehead was a monstrous nightmare and grumpy and Hiccup's heart beat a little faster with excitement as he read the name painted on the side in large flowing letters the American dream perhaps the story the wrinkled old man told him was actually true in stark contrast to the ships that Hiccup I had seen in the port, this ship was in optimal condition, the rest of the town was covered in snow two meters deep, but the American dream was impeccable, its decks were completely free of snow, it was freshly painted, the hysterical flag waved happily from its central mast and its "Oars were all outstretched as if she were about to set sail for distant shores at any moment.
We'll climb to the roof of the great hall and see if we can hear what's going on. Kamikaze whispered. Kamikaze didn't even bother to use a rope this time. She just stood up."the steep wall seemed to cling to her with invisible suction like a frog when it reached the ceiling, dropped a hiccup rope, and an eye went through it with it. The roof was thigh-deep in snow and Hiccup had to crawl across it following the path made by the kamikaze, she slid down to the central chimney from which no smoke was coming out and she and Hiccup looked into the room beneath a gust.
The heat so strong that Hiccup had to close his eyes came out of the fireplace. Hiccup's hands burned as they began to warm up. Finally, his watery eyes became accustomed to the heat and light below. The hysterics were enjoying a truly magnificent feast. The long central table was filled with fish meat and poultry cooked in every possible way. , whole deer, whole pigs and broom cups. of beer and wine, a big, drunk guy was dancing a jig at one end of the table and the hysterical people were laughing and throwing pieces of food and chair legs at him.
Bonfires burned in six huge fireplaces, huge white rugs made of polar bear skin. Scattered on the floor hanging from the walls were dragon heads of all possible sizes and colors and also the heads of a couple of animals that Hiccup had never seen before, one that looked like a huge depressed deer and another that looked like a gigantic bull. with curly black hair, a map of the barbarian world drawn on deerskin hung on a Greek curtain against the north wall, to the west of the map someone had scribbled the great waterfall that on most Viking maps marked the end of the world and replaced it with a crude charcoal drawing of an island he called America with a sinking heart.
Hiccup recognized a big, blonde, bearded guy sitting on a throne as Chief Norberto, the crazy one, he was definitely the big brute who Hiccup had shot in the butt. with an arrow the day before his throne he had a pair of plump cushions but he moved from buttock to buttock as if with some pain in one hand he was holding a huge two-headed ax very unusual the ax was different in that blade It was a coppery gold bright and shiny, but the other blade was rusted, blackened and deeply scarred. There was no sign of the potato.
Hiccup suddenly felt a little silly. He had somehow expected him to appear somewhere obvious, preferably with a large sign underneath labeling him. clearly from the potato because, of course, he had no idea what a potato was like, whether it was orange, green, big or small. Hiccup had somehow imagined her red with little black dots and somewhat oblong or triangular just because she sounded. So exotic violet maybe I really had no idea, okay, Kamikaze whispered. I'm going to have to go there to try to find out where they keep the potato. She could be absolutely anywhere. She unwound one of the ropes around her waist and she hiccupped. suggested that they should tie it around one eye's leg that way, if you get into any trouble you can pull it three times and one eye can pick you up quickly, one eye strongly objected to having something tied around his leg and he only agreed when Hiccup reminded him.
What hero was he going to be in the dragon world when they returned to Berk with the antidote to Vorp and Titus? The girl then climbed down through the hole in the ceiling. It was completely dark and very quiet above the big hole. Waiting next to the hole, Hiccup stood. It felt like when I was a kid ice fishing with my dad when Stoick made a hole in the ice and let out the line and then all I had to do was wait and wait and wait toothless clawed behind him. ears, one eye bit its teeth and Hiccup shivered with anxiety, hurry up, kamikaze, at any moment, Hiccup expected a big crack to appear in that huge flat expanse of frozen sea and then they would never make it home and they would lose their paws. fish or maybe the kamikaze was gone.
In trouble down there, Hiccup looked down through the hole. The kamikaze clung to his rope like a spider. Two meters below them, Hiccup leaned a little closer to try to see what was happening and then, to his utter horror, the edge of the chimney was already bending. The weight of the snow gave way beneath him and with a scream, Hiccup fell to aisle eleven into the kamikaze soup. He watched with round, frightened eyes as Hiccup fell next to his arms, flailing wildly in normal circumstances that would have been the end of Hiccup for him. The room was 20 meters high and he should have broken his neck falling from the top, but in a series of tremendous strokes of luck, the traditional dish on Freya's Eve was onion soup and, hysterically, it was served in a truly gigantic cauldron.
This two meter wide and one meter deep pot was on the table directly under the falling hiccup and he dove straight into it bottom first if the soup had been hotter the hiccup would have burned to death but It had been on the table for some time. time and had cooled to a comfortable temperature for swimming, if the hysterics had liked onion soup more, it would not have been deep enough to stop the hiccups falling, but the hysterics only served onion soup because it was the traditional and barely touched it. So Hiccup just gently tapped his butt against the bottom of the cauldron and rose to the surface coughing and splashing onions in his hair.
There was a stunned silence. Nothing puts an end to a happy meal quicker than a stranger and a sudden dump of snow. falling on the banquet table the hysterical sat in amazement spitting snow from their beards looking at the unexpected visitor gasping in his soup norberto the madman was the first to recover shaking off the snow and standing up murderers shouted seeing them jump twenty warriors on the table, hiccups he tried to swim his way out of trouble, but his backstroke couldn't make up for the fact that he was completely surrounded, two big hysterics pulled him out of the soup and left him dripping and sticky in front of Norb in the crazy oh. there are more of you barked at norb at the madman brandishing the blackened blade of his ax in front of hiccup hiccup's face he shook his head spraying soup in all directions nor at the madman and his warriors looked up kamikaze was hanging high above in the darkness of the roof and her black clothes suited them because they couldn't see her searching the roof and the people shouted Norberto the madman turned to face hiccup again but the madman had a tick in his left eye and was spinning around frantically like a fly doing a dance, I'm sure I recognize you, he said, using the edge of a nearby warrior's cloak to wipe the soup from Hiccup's face.
Great Thor miniatures, he's the disgusting thug worm that shot an arrow into my royal ass yesterday. It wasn't a very good start, how do you do it? I swallowed hiccups politely I didn't shout very well Norberto the madman My buttocks are burning The warriors returned panting to the hallway and said that they had searched both the roof and the village and that there were no more murderers to be found, one-eyed and toothless must have hidden in the darkness Norberto the madman seemed quite angry, you are a very small murderer, he said angrily, taking Hiccup's sword and putting it in his own sword belt and that's why I couldn't think about it.
It was the one who attacked us with you yesterday, the one who skied like a grandmother with problems. knee, I know I've been out of the loop for the last 15 years, but do hooligans really think they can murder me with children? He staggered forward as if he were going to kill Hiccup with the ax at that very moment and then he came closer and smiled again and settled back into his throne with a grimace of pain so if you're not a murderer, Norberto smiled, What are you doing here shooting hysteria? "I'm looking for it with arrows and poisoning my soup," said hiccup, "for the potato." said hiccup slyly now that i'm here i realized it was all just fairy tales there's no such thing as a potato because there's no place like america the earth is as flat as a pancake and if you sail west in the end you'll just get you fall at the end garbage screamed norberto the madman kill him he screamed with his eyes bulging his mouth formed before with an enormous effort he regained control of himself again without education then kill him said norberto the madman playing with his elegant mustaches to calm down the earth is round like a circle and a circle has no end norberto explained carefully there is something called america I know it because I have been there and as for the vegetable that no one dares to name I don't know what you are talking about it is because there is no such thing answer "repeated, there is such a thing," Norbert insisted, trying to keep his temper, "it's not said, hiccup, it's not, it's not, it's, it's crazy Norbert shouts, twirling his elegant mustaches, so hard that they got tangled in a knot, they prove that there is a challenge, hiccup, I know." that there is a vegetable that no one dares to name because the vegetable that no one dares to name is right here, in this room, shouted Norberto the crazy.
He ran towards the wall where the map of America hung with two large movements of his axe, he threw the curtain aside, a very small murderer announced to Norberto the crazy, proudly greet dad, oh, whoops, breathe, take Norberto , the madman was clearly crazier. What a mad march here having a nervous breakdown because there on a larger than life stand was what looked horribly like Norbert's frozen body Crazy Dad was standing proud and erect Every mustache frozen solid mouth open in a silent scream a monumental terrifying sight, one hand was on his hip and in the other he held a glass sided coffin filled with ice, on top of the ice was the rather disappointing round shape of a lumpy brown vegetable, surely that can't be the magical and wonderful potato, I thought, hiccupped.
From the vegetable there was a single arrow. Norbert Dad was surrounded by a carpet of unusual dragon creatures called screechers. These strange animals are often used as primitive burglar alarm systems. They have no legs to chase their prey, so they lie on their backs waving their extra arms. long nails gently in the air, any animal that comes into contact with those nails causes the entire group of screamers to scream unbearably. The sound is so piercingly loud that it actually kills smaller dragons who have much better hearing than humans. They die instantly. The squealers then devour their victims and, like piranha fish, can strip an animal to the bone in 60 seconds, but Norbert gasped with hiccups, I thought your father was supposed to be dead.
Oh, he's dead. He's fine. Norbert smiled. He's as dead as a doornail, but like me. I was keeping the potato frozen anyway I thought I'd freeze dad too. You could give your father a proper Viking funeral. Hiccup closed. He looks messy standing there and a little creepy. My father has his funeral the day the fatal tusk dies. Norberto the crazy shouted. job, that's why I froze it just before my father took his last breath, stuck the only arrow the feather people had given him into the potato, and made me promise to use this to get rid of the fatal fang, which is an object impossible to take. above you can't kill a huge Greek creature like a fatal tusk with a small tit arrow not impossible strange red-haired boy corrected norberto the madman simply improbable and made more improbable by the fact that we cannot remove the arrow from the vegetable that no one dares to name take a look at the inscription on the coffin hiccup looked at the coffin which great work held frozen by ice was the disappointingly boring vegetable called potato and stuck in this potato was the small, striking arrow decorated with bright feathers taken from birds, hiccup would not have recognized the American birds that once flew in unknown American skies on the front of the coffin was written in a flowing handwriting the following inscription: whoever removes the arrow from this vegetable must solve the riddles of the fatal fang and prove his worth. true, true hero and ruler of all the Viking tribes, we cannot take the arrow out of the precious vegetable, said Norberto, the madman, unfortunately we practice all year round with constant arm wrestling and every year our strongest champions try to take it out, even me.
I don't seem to be able to do it although the verse obviously refers to me the arrow is stuck in the vegetable and we are trapped in hysteria until my father's death is avenged hiccup I looked at the potato you can't take the arrow out of the potato because it's frozen if you defrost the potato a child could pull it out hiccup suggested the tick was back on norbert the madman's eye my dying father gave me this arrow for a reason he broke norbert the madman is supposed to be a Test to find out who is strong enough to to defeat the Doomfang What would be the goal of the test if anyone could do it?
Who are you anyway, little one and how dare you ask me all these questions? No, I'm very glad you brought. Upstairs, Norberto said hiccup sweetly, I'm hiccup, horrible haddock iii, the only son of stoico el vasto and my friend fishlegs, whom you also met yesterday, had theBad luck to have been bitten by a poisonous vorpant, that's bad luck, said Mad Norberto with satisfaction, certain death, I'd say I can't say I'm surprised, you know, he looked like the kind of little weirdo that fate would have in store for Fishlegs, he's not a little guy. weirdo interrupted hiccup the point is Norberto, I have been told that this potato of yours is the only antidote to the vorpant poison and I wonder if you could do without it to save my friend's life, it would be the kindest thing you have ever done in your life , but the madman was stunned and what Norberto the madman whispered: What would you do with my dad's precious vegetable after I gave it to you?
Well, I said hiccup, I guess my friend would eat it for a second. Norberto, the madman, stared into space and then turned livid with rage, spinning his two-headed ax around his head. ate it, Norb roared at the madman, you shoot me in the butt and then you want to split up and eat my dear dead daddy's precious American vegetable, kill him, kill him, kill him, after a brief struggle he calmed down again and hiccuped again with great dignity raising his arms he could say norberto the madman will kill you right now evil vegetable murderer but we hysterics are not like that we hysterical or civilized ones never execute before having given the wild and criminal lice an absolutely fair trial and on hysteria neither But the madman gave an unpleasant lesson, crazy, the test you face is an ax test, oh crumbs, he thought, hiccup, or even about the madman, he walked to the center of the room where there was a large tree trunk cut down at the charging base, she herself will have to decide your destiny said norberto the madman I will throw my ax high in the air and if it lands with the gold inside burying itself in the wood I will let you live but if it lands on the dark side no more than the madman caressed the dark side with love if it lands on the dark side you I will kill with this same ax on the spot.
I hope you feel lucky. Norberto took a step back dramatically. He looked towards the sky. The gray powers of struggle and destiny are coming. Norberto shouted, the crazy job. I swear, I do what you tell me, life or death. ax rose towards the ceiling spinning slowly through the air it began to fall first the bright side down then the dark hiccup was not as strong as the other boys but his eyesight was very good he could see that the ax was going to land with the dark side down and jumped between the dark, glowing blades and caught the ax in its wooden handle just before the dark side landed on the wood, the hysterics gasped high above and a beam on the ceiling. kamikaze gasped too much hiccup raised the ax above his head and stabbed the shiny blade deep into the trunk of the tree winds from the bright side norbert the madman screamed hiccup horrendous harrick iii with his hands on his hips no one really knew what to do except the madman's mouth opened and Shut up like a fish out of water, you

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ed, you shouted at Norb at the madman, fate must have let me fool, Hiccup pointed out now, release me as you promised, Norberto looked ready to explode, he was used to terrified adults. who cowered in fear before. he and his terrible acts of fate weren't used to bossy little kids telling us to thaw out his precious potato and bury his daddy and grab his ax before it fell, but what if Hiccup was right and fate had really wanted it? let Hiccup cheat?
Norberto did not dare to bother fate itself, grab him, Norberto shouted, he can live, but he can live out his days in prison, that will teach Norberto how to shoot arrows, his madman, four or five hysterical burly men grabbed Hiccup and dragged him to a small cage suspended with only one chain from a beam in the beams above, they pushed him in and closed the cage, giving the key back to Norberto, who put it in his pocket and then the hysterics forgot about the hiccups and partied until late into the night, laughing, singing, eating and drinking too much hiccup sat quietly in the small cage trying to think of a cunning plan to get out of this situation, it didn't look very good even if he could escape the locked cage, steal the potato and escape without a only hysterical would realize.
He could hear some ominous creaking noises coming from the ice outside, loud cracks and crashes like a huge sword hitting a stone, the ice was starting to melt and once Doomfang was free again there would be no way out of the hysteria and as the The long night passed, one by one, the hysterics fell asleep in their chairs or on the floor, or in the case of a fat warrior on the table hugging the remains of the roasted boar, Norberto the madman slept on his throne with his thumb in the con Mouth cradling his double-headed ax high on the ceiling of the great hall, the kamikaze slept clinging to its beam like a small black cat.
Time passed and Hiccup struggled to stay awake, but eventually the gentle rocking of the cage and the cloudy heat and alcohol fumes in the room overcame him and he too fell asleep. Viking dragons and their eggs. Screamers are strange slug-like creatures that are so lazy that they have developed an interesting method of stunning their prey with a single screech that a group of squeakers can strip their victim to the bones faster than a school of piranha fish statistics colors black slug armed with a scream so loud it can knock out a smaller dragon piranha-like jaws and fangs score eight poison none score zero hunting ability score seven speed almost doesn't move score zero fear and fighting factor terrifying if you're hurt or are you on the small side score 7 total score 22 twelve toothless will save the day meanwhile on the roof toothless and one eye had detached and hidden in the american dream when they heard the noise of hiccups falling into the onion soup and the hysterical warriors charging outside to look for other assassins when things calmed down again they flew back to the fireplace both dragons were cold, hungry and tired one eye glowed golden yellow in the dark should we leave them? an eye muse to himself it seems they haven't found the cure for titus deformans after all and I'm not here just to save the skin of a couple of stinky humans said selfish humans grumbled toothless for me never think about the poor cold, hungry, toothless, one eye snorted well, I don't blame them for that, you're just a lap dragon, a big rat and you shouldn't be hungry anyway, who ate all the snacks and sleigh on the way here?
I would like to know that I will give you until the morning. One eye decided to let the rope tied to his leg fall down the chimney and back into the great hall and settled down in the snow to sleep on the roof. My aunt Schlagel's tooth died from Titus's deformation and it's a nasty way to go toothless doesn't say she sleeps here the moon's toothless indignation is too cold too delicate sensitive checked if the great dragon was really asleep one eye let out a snore deep and toothless continued not like you, big white man and gorilla one One of the eyes snapped open and its large saber-toothed jaws attacked Toothless, but they closed in mid-air because Toothless had the reflections of a blue bottle and He had already fallen through the hole in the ceiling.
The sleeping heads murmured hysterically and landed on top of Hiccup's cage, the cage swaying violently to the right and Hiccup's head slammed against one of the bars, waking him up. One hour he protested, Hiccup looked directly into the inverted green eyes of his pet dragon. Toothless whispered happily thanks to Thor you're here you see I was right to bring you you can save the day ha Toothless growled angrily just flap over to that big frozen viking that's there with you and cut the potato and then we'll be off whispered Hiccup Toothless looked where Hiccup was pointing at the Great job by Norbert and Coffin's dad and he gave a terrified scream.
The Screamers gasped and jumped into the cage, burying his face in Hiccup's leg. Oh God, yes, I've forgotten. The Screamers can kill a dragon as small as you. I don't know. They remembered Hiccup calming down the little dragon by petting it. In the back, okay, don't steal the potato, but the key to this cage is in Crazy Norbert's pocket and if you could just flap your wings and get it, but Toothless had smelled the soup. onion on Hiccup's leg and gave it a lick. They're soap, Toothless said accusingly. Have you been eating onions? Soap hurt? Yes, Yes, he said hiccup.
I barely fell in the soup but on the key. But this was the final straw as far as Toothless was concerned. He was furious and swelled to almost twice his size with he got angry and flew out of the cage like a little angry balloon she's not fair she's not fair he snorted toothless you've been gorging on onions his soup and toothless janitor hair starving and now you want toothless to perfect a whole load of squealers with no food in his turtle belly, typical, well you can wait, that's all, tofus, he'll have dinner and then maybe he'll help you with the hiccups whispered toothless as loud as he dared, this is important, take that key right now or I'll do to you, oh, oh, what.
Toothless taunted cheekily flapping out of Hiccup's way as he desperately tried to grab Toothless's tail through the bars of the cage sticking out his little pink forked tongue. Toothless jumped over the banquet tables and dug into the roast buffalo pie, ignoring Hiccup's angry, frustrated whispers from the cage, swinging a few feet above, no toast, I can't hear, sang, Toothless, and he shoved a bite of pumpkin into something's ear. oh ho that rhymes toothless may have something in his ear toothless i can't hear because i'm feeling his ear and for the next five minutes, toothless pretended to be quite deaf and took his time jumping from plate to plate, gorging himself on fried turkey wings with mackerel and sweet corn fritters, he finally swallowed the last remnants of the cake, took a big gulp of homemade nettle champagne, burped and rubbed his stomach with satisfaction that's better toothless can hear now what you're saying will you take that key away from him Mad Norbert doubles his pocket before he murders us all?
Hiccup whispered through clenched teeth, it's okay, I'll keep your air, Toothless said and left quite staggering because he had eaten a lot and crashed into Mad Norbert's chest, luckily Norbert was so dead to the world that he just grunted and hugged his axe. A little closer, giggling, Toothless cut off Mad Norbert's elegant whiskers with two bites of his sharp little gums and then staggered into Norbert's pocket and pulled out the key. Toothless walked across the banquet table with the key in his mouth, spitting it out from time to time. and then making direct comments to the hiccup is the typical toothless snort typical poor old hungry toothless woke up from his hibernation nap just to save the day once again toothless put the key in his mouth again and this time his big full belly prevented him from Al Seeing exactly where he was putting his feet and tripping over a knife that was in the middle of the table, toothless he stumbled forward, knocked a candle off the table to the floor, where he quickly set fire to a polar bear rug and gave a couple of hits.
Mortal Jumps. spinning over and over until he landed first on the boar stew and swallowed the key, said help toothless thirteen the big potato theft rage hiccup shaking the bars of his typical cage five minutes ago he was locked in a cage in a room full of hysterical warriors now you have swallowed the key and set fire to the trapdoor in the room get up and wake up kamikaze and then put out that fire says says pretty please choked toothless defiant pretty please what an old hiccup in the loudest whisperer he could toothless whisper flew unsteadily to the beam where the kamikaze was sleeping and woke her up by softly shouting now kay now kay in her ear before flying back to deal with the fire.
The kamikaze took charge of the situation from the moment he opened his eyes. He calmly stood up, swinging on the beam for everyone as if it were safely on the ground instead of almost 20 meters in the air. He unwound another rope around his body. waist and through the metal end of it so that it wrapped around the beam from which Hiccup's cage was. Suspended, she pulled to check that she was safe and then swung holding onto the rope and landed on top of Hiccup's cage. The kamikaze slid around the outside of the cage and stared at the lock of the door which he felt in his pocket and took out a long pin-like instrument and stuck it in the lock moving it expertly from side to side, that was very Brave of you, he whispered to a child, of course, jumping into the soup like that, we would never have found out where they kept the potato if you're under that hiccup, he considered telling her that it had all been a total accident and then thought better of it, Oh, you know, he whispered modestly in response, it was nothing, I do that kind of jumping all the time, what are you doing picking the lock, Kamikaze replied. eerily locks are nothing to us swamp thieves no prison can hold us we are so twistedlike eels we are as nervous as crickets the trunk suddenly made a loud click and the door to Hiccup's cage opened your exid my lord smiled kamikaze hiccup came out of the cage and fell helplessly onto the banquet table below. believe his luck and now he frowned like a kamikaze for the vegetable that no name of the day we don't have much time in fact they had not been toothless they had tried to put out the fire on the polar bear's carpet by suffocating it with their wings and when that didn't work he threw it at him homemade nettle champagne the flames surged up to a meter high and the fire spread to a nearby chair oh dad dear moaned toothless toothless messy oh this is complete now dear out there toothless hiccup ordered to stop making that worse and come here we're going to need your help in stealing the potato Toothless fluttered over his guilt making him unexpectedly obedient I want you to melt the ice on the coffin Hiccup said back to the squealers Toothless moaned Hiccup wrapped his scarf around the little dragon's ears to act as earplugs Wait until Toothless has finished melting the ice in case you're left out of the Screamers He explained to the kamikaze that the sound could stun a dragon as nervous as Toothless if it's too close to half of Toothless Toothless doesn't like that. word titchy you're looking at the robbery expert said kamikaze there's no way I'm blowing up those toothless ones by some miracle all the hysterics were so dead to the world that not even all this noise and commotion and a big fire burning in the middle of their big living room had woken them up, they were snoring without realizing it, they were shaking in terror and flying around quite erratically because he was overwhelmed by his fur coat, his big meal and the scarf around his head that slipped over his toothless eyes flew over his nails undulating screechers, it was very brave of him because if he looked down he could see their horrible black, globose bodies with piranha teeth and for such a small toothless dragon it was like casually wandering in front of a pride of lions with their jaws open. hovering above the coffin, he was so scared that for a moment his fire holes were clogged and he couldn't exhale a single flame, only clouds and clouds of blue-gray smoke relaxed, hiccup whispered. from the table breathe deeply without pressure you've had all the time in the world hiccup was trying to sound as calm as possible even though half the room was on fire all the time in the world was singing hiccup nervously just relax go to your happy place nails of the screamers began to shake as they felt the angry puff of smoke Toothless practically disappearing I was waking up so much steam Toothless is a happy place happy place not here and to Hiccup's intense relief Toothless's last indignant snort ended in a great breath of fire that engulfed the whole coffin don't set fire to the potato hiccup reminded him set this on fire don't set fire to that complaint toothless mister hiccup just stop being so bossy boots and give a dragon a chance but he made his flame smaller and He steered firmly toward the ice around the potato and slowly, surely, the ice began to melt.
Meanwhile, the kamikaze climbed back onto the roof and twisted along the rafters until he was directly on top of Norbert's dad. He let himself down with another rope so he was hanging like a small spider about a meter above the coffin and then he wrapped the rope around his ankle and turned around, waited until Toothless finished melting the ice and walked away from him. I returned to the safe distance of Hiccup's shoulder right in front of Norberto's. Dad's frozen, staring eyes. The kamikaze put his hand into the coffin and carefully and delicately removed the potato with the arrow stuck in it from the bed of ice.
Hiccup held his breath if the coffin was booby trapped, this would be the moment something could happen, but it didn't. There appear to be booby traps. The kamikaze hung a potato there in one hand. Norbert's father swayed for a second in his support, but he was still smiling fiercely, his eyes staring straight ahead, at nothing. He was dead after all the snoring of the sleeping hysterics echoed peacefully through the quiet hallway kamikaze put the potato in his pocket he did it he did it whisper remove himself kamikaze was about to turn back up and climb up the rope but then he saw something else in the coffin uh oh he whispered Hiccup kamikaze couldn't resist he reached in and pulled something else out of the coffin for a second it looked like it might still be okay again but it turned out that the frozen body of dad's Norbert was carefully balanced and when this second weight was removed from the coffin, he began to slowly lean back and then gained speed until the entire body crashed like a large tree trunk into the undulating forest of whoops below, the whoops screamed, the noise they made was simply breaking the ear on the glass of the frozen coffin.
It broke into pieces and the ice inside fell to the floor all over the room. The hysterics sat up straight as if electrified, opening their eyes with tears in their eyes and saying what is that, what is happening between them even with the scarf and Hiccup's hands on his ears, poor toothless old man. he almost fainted from the volume of the noise, be careful, kamikaze, hiccup shouted, norberto, the madman woke up and threw his two-headed ax straight at the kamikaze who was hanging from his rope. kamikaze saw the ax coming and dropped the ax, he missed and the kamikaze landed on the ground. floor or, more precisely, on the gigantic quivering stomach of a hysteric who was so dead to the world that he did not even wake up; not even the madman ran to drag his frozen father out of the mass of screaming screamers, rigid and frozen as They were still trying to eat him, dulling their teeth on his hard frozen legs, cutting their horrible long nails into his solid frozen whiskers.
Once he got his daddy out to safety, the nutcase stopped screaming as abruptly as they had started, but the nutcase drew out. his sword and threw himself towards the kamikaze with a murderous expression on his face get out of there he shouted kamikaze I'll be fine don't worry about me hiccup was standing right in the middle of the table about 20 large warriors were already advancing towards him swords, axes and daggers drawn the odds were not on hiccup's side and hiccup was completely unarmed he didn't have a bow or arrow or dagger he didn't even have his sword for norberto the madman had taken it from him before if you remember which was a shame because the hell he was good at fighting with swords, so in the absence of a sword hiccup, he took two large creamy, sloppy pumpkin pies and smashed them like symbols on either side of another warrior's face, the hysterical man falling backwards like a sticky, dripping pumpkin mess. and quickly sat down. on the smaller warrior behind him as he dodged hysterical sword blows, Hiccup grabbed the closest thing he had on hand, which turned out to be a gigantic half-eaten turkey carcass, and shoved it over the nearest warrior's head, arms hysterical.
They were pinned to their sides, muffled screams. He climbed out of the turkey and staggered away like a grotesquely large dead chicken with human legs. Hiccup was getting into the swing of things. He dumped an entire bowl of maple syrup onto the floor, sending hysteria all over the place. warrior with a watermelon threw onions at them all now that the screamers had stopped screaming toothless flew down from the roof to join the battle found a bowl of chestnuts sucked up a whole mouthful so that his cheeks puffed out like a hamster and came buzzing closer The warriors' heads were spitting fire and red-hot roasted chestnuts like a barrage of flaming bullets.
Chaos reigned in the great hall. Vegetables were flying in all directions. That this was all just a cheerful midnight food fight and they enthusiastically attacked their hysterical companions, hurry up, the kamikaze shouted hiccups, slapped another opponent on the cheek with a large flat flounder and ran to the other end of the table. The kamikaze had her own problems, she was defending herself. against norberto the madman who was livid with rage and attacking her with his sword norberto the madman had had a difficult couple of days his butt was still throbbing from the arrow wound hiccup had made a fool of him in the ax test someone seemed to have bitten him his beloved mustaches and the hooligans were currently stealing his dad's American vegetable and they hadn't even had the decency to send some proper adult killers, this third killer was even smaller than the first two to add insult to injury.
Norbert, the madman, noble chief of the hysterical tribe and master swordsman, was finding it difficult. To defeat this tiny blonde assassin in one-on-one combat, she simply would not sit still, she was at every lunch he prepared, sloppily singing the swamp thief national anthem as he did it, he did cartwheels between moves, he even picked up a piece of wild boar sandwich off the ground and started eating it as he continued to fight, he talked constantly I hope you're at my meeting at work, Chattley said Easily deflecting the sword blow from his shadowy beard and launching a piercing point of his own, I know.
It's quite rude to fight with my mouth full while I'm absolutely starving. I haven't eaten anything all night. Norberto, the madman, smiled darkly and leapt forward with a particularly violent sword strike. She dodged it. He jumped toward her beard while Ella wiped his sticky fingers on the front of her shirt and jumped down again. I'm going to kill you, Norberto the madman gasped, his eyes filled with tears from the pain of having his beard torn off first with my sword and then with my ax and then me. I'm going to feed you to the snitches, your smart, clever boy sang kamikaze deliciously watching his rope hanging right behind his head, but first you'll have to catch me, you know?
And with that she somersaulted right between her legs, climbed up the other side, and writhed. her rope with astonishing speed pulling the end behind her norbert the madman looked at his legs for a moment in a daze and then threw them away and then turned around to discover that the kamikaze had apparently vanished into the air and turned around again she didn't know Did you also not see how extraordinary a kamikaze was swinging centimeters above Norberto? The madman's head removed the crown so gently with his pickpocketing, thieving fingers that he never felt a thing. Then she hit him on the head as hard as he could with a frozen potato.
Norbert staggered a little, swayed from side to side, and then fell to the ground unconscious while he lay face down. The kamikaze dropped back to the ground and patted his shoulders reassuringly. Practice now, but ask what you need. She said condescendingly. You're never too old to learn: one kamikaze shouted from the banquet table, knocking out a hysterical man with a roasted buffalo leg, shoving a carrot up another's nose and spraying three more with homemade nettle champagne, come here, the kamikaze He spun and landed on the table. Beside her, most of the table was now on fire and the fire had spread to all the polar bear rugs, most ominously of all, the snitches were moving to leave the hallway.
Snitches are so lazy that they only move when they are in mortal danger. They crawled towards the door like disgusting, fat, swollen slugs, their nails flapping frantically leaving a trail of snotty slime, the rope that snaked up to the chimney in the ceiling, the other end of which was tied to the big leg of one eye, dangled. between kamikaze and hiccup, they both grabbed it coughing from the smoke and pulled three times just in the second before an eye dragged them up and out of danger. Hiccup bent down and picked up a metal tray of food from the table and then the hysterical swords that were just scraping stood up and away.
Their heels shot up to the ceiling and out of the hole in the ceiling fourteen the potato thieves ran they appeared blinking like moles in the daylight because the night had turned to mourning while they were in the hysterical great hall the sky was no longer black but the bluish gray of a seagull's back and the sun was rising quickly behind the labyrinthine crowds below they could hear the roar of the hysterics, the loudest of all was norberto the madman shouting my vegetable, I have my vegetable, the hysterical. They were already stampeding toward the door in pursuit.
Hiccup knew they had no hope of escaping on foot and had no time to retrieve their skis. In such situations, being tough is not necessarily the way to stay alive because no matter how tough you are. If there are 500 hysterics on skis and only four of you aren't going to win the battle, what you need in this kind of situation is a smart idea and luckily Hiccup was good at smart ideas. Hiccup put the food tray on the ceiling. and sat on it, come on, kamikaze, sit behind me, order hiccup, oh well, said kamikaze, his eyes illuminated the ceiling of the greathall that hung slightly over the walls of the village from there a steep slope led down to the port, so when the hysteria They emerged from the doors of the great hall into a raging river screaming and had an excellent view of the kamikazes and the kamikazes sledding down the roof and sailing over the walls of the village aboard one of their silver food trees, Hiccup and kamikaze shouted as they soared.
Through the air, by some miracle, they landed on the correct path on the slope below and then the lightning descent began. Believe me, there is nothing on earth that moves faster than two children going down a practically vertical slope on a highly polished silver edible tree. Hiccup had been sledding before, but never on a hill so steep it was practically a cliff, and in fact, the exact descent they made has now become an annual hysteria competition, known as the Potato Thieves Race. and follows the same route as Hiccup. and the kamikazes began as they did atop the ceiling of the great hall and ended less than two minutes later in the hysteria harbor.
The Potato Thieves Track is the most dangerous luge track in the Inner Islands and for those brave enough to attempt it, accidents are common hiccups and the kamikazes were lucky not to break their necks, screaming wildly down the hill outside. control, screaming at the top of their lungs, one eyed and toothless couldn't keep up with them because it was like trying to catch a speeding arrow when they hit the ice in the harbor two minutes later, bruised, scary and scary, going so fast they wildly overtook the sleigh they had left there and the hopeful puffin that was patiently waiting for their return, they got down from the food tree and ran. towards the sleigh an eye flew down and they quickly hooked it and said that it was going at a fast trot towards the exit of the port oh my God he planted kamikaze looking back at the hysterical village where the great hall was now a gigantic bonfire that aesthetic is going to be so angry my congratulations getting older one eye hiccupped as I quickly pulled them forward you are the first human being I have ever met who uses his brain and not just his muscles and actually uses his brain he complained toothless reaching out and collapsing exhausted on the seat of the sled We are not here in the first place prepared at that very moment on the top of hell came the hysterics who had put on their helmets and were on skis howling the hysterical howl like a pack of fast wolves who were already shooting arrows in their direction trying to hit the sled, but it was too late, once their skis hit the ice, they traveled for a while and then stopped.
Hiccup and the kamikazes were almost at the exit of the port and the arrows were fired. the hysterics fell harmlessly on the ice looking over their shoulders at the furious hysterics kamikaze let out a cry of joy as one eye galloped out of hysteria harbor we made it she screamed we haven't made it yet he said hiccup nervously that sharp cracking noise like axes on the trunk of a tree was even stronger now that they were on the ice and Hiccup was looking for the fatal fang, here is the vegetable, said the kamikaze, handing Hiccup the frozen potato with the arrow stuck in it and this other thing I found in the coffin. .
I'm sorry I shouldn't have taken it too, but once you start stealing it's hard to stop. Hiccup took the potato from the other thing and put it in his chest pocket without really concentrating because the large shadow of the fatal fang had appeared under the ship and was following them under the ice if we can get to the open sea before the ice "If it breaks, it will be fine," he muttered to himself, "Doomfang will not leave Thor's wrath. Doomfang has not left Thor's wrath in 15 years. The cliff walls passed them on both sides. stretched out forever, it swam slowly beneath them and they reached the edge of the open sea without the ice cracking, you see, smiling kamikaze, we did it 15. could they just do it now it seemed like they had really done it when they burst into the open sea with a eye pulling towards that great white desert at tremendous speed Thor's anger left behind them the potatoes safe in Hiccup's chest pocket and barked just three-hour sleigh ride and then everything went wrong, what is that? he stammered toothless pointing with one wing at a shape on the ice behind them that was getting closer by the second which was a huge driving dragon that jumped much bigger and faster than an eye pulling a gigantic sled with a man on it, a man very angry with an arrow in his butt, a bump on his head, bitten whiskers and a double-headed ax in one hand, in fact, he was Norberto the madman before Hiccup had time to think that Norberto was upon them.
His sleigh approached the galloping eye and then came closer and with a blow of his ax he cut the reins and rigging fastening an eye to the sleigh, but the sleigh and the hopeful puffin behind it stopped shuddering. Oh, the suffering scallops groaned with hiccups there they stood as still as a stone in the middle of a great white desert that stretched for miles and miles and miles in front of them Norberto, the madman, pulled his saber-toothed reins to turn his sleigh. because the attack below them was the Doomfang for the first time in 15 years, the Doomfang had abandoned Thor's wrath, it had also stopped when the slaughter had stopped, in fact the slaughter had stopped right in the center of its terrible green eye as if it was a target and a target it was for norbert the madman norbert jumped into his sleigh high and terrible and completely mad norb roared at the madman his tick dancing with pure and horrible murderous joy I have caught you little disgusting blond murderer and now I will show you not to hit people in the head with their own potato norbert the madman raised his ax over kamikaze and was about to knock her down when hiccup said out loud i wouldn't do that norbert hiccup felt in his chest pocket and took out the potato with the arrow still stuck it was warmer this morning and the potato nestled in the front of Hiccup's furry vest was no longer frozen Norbert looked at Hiccup and then gasped in amazement when right in front of Norbert's eyes, Hiccup pulled the arrow out. of the potato because, as Hiccup had suggested to Norberto earlier, the arrow slid perfectly easily now that the potato had thawed.
Hiccup pushed it in and out of the potato several times just to get the tip stuck in, but the madman dropped the ax from him. my father's prophecy shouted norb to the madman with his head in his hands I don't believe it, it can't be true you disgusting little vegetable thief hooligan you are the chosen one you will lift the curse and the riddles of the fatal fang hiccup nodded Thinking solemnly like a Crazy as a fruitcake, at that very moment the sun appeared on the horizon, the sun's rays bounced off the snow and ice around him and into the Doomfang's big green eye and dazzled Hiccup so that he had to get up. an elbow to protect himself.
From the glow sounded a sound like a million whips or a billion ax blows or thousands of Thor's thunderbolts gathered together in one. The ice split from one side to the other. frozen white sea a cleft that ran From the outcast lands of the north to the Bog Bugler islands of the south, the world opened like a great white egg, ah, I screamed, hiccup, quick, get into the hopeful puffin, no, but the kamikaze Crazy and Hiccup were thrown from the sleigh. and he jumped into the small boat the ice gave way under his feet he let go of the sail he shouted hiccup cutting the rope that joined the boat to the sleigh the sail fell and the wind caught it sending it outwards like a soft cushion there was another enormous crack and the ice on the sea gloomy splintered into millions of tiny pieces the sleigh glided smoothly into the gray-green water and was never seen again and the hopeful puffin floated across the jagged puzzle of ice between them and the island of berk on the horizon above lifted the fatal tusk that he raised out of the sea showering the hopeful puffin with water and ice shards telescoping upward to his immense height, which was incredibly ridiculously high, blocking out the just-risen sun, the sound he made was indescribably horrible, a sadness so extreme that it made you want to cry yourself a sound that ran up his spine like a spider's legs and slithered over his scalp making each individual hair on Hiccup's head bristle upward like the spines of a hedgehog, it was the shiny black. of a gigantic muscular panther and when it opened its horrible cave jaws to roar, its serrated teeth were as green as its eyes and the foamy yellow foam of its saliva smoked and smoked in the cold morning air, in fact, its entire body It looked boiling and like the flanks of a horse that had galloped for miles.
Clouds of smoke rose from his tremendous glowing bulk and into the sky he has come for me, moaned Norb at the madman in a trembling of fear, no, he has not said hiccups, he has come for me, and the Doomfang seemed to be looking straight down. In Hiccup it was like Hiccup had always known this was going to happen, that somehow he was never going to go in and out of hysteria without coming face to face with Doomfang, don't look him in the eye, I warned that one eye you should never look . in the eyes of a dragon, but in this case it was difficult not to, they were as big and as close as a pair of green suns.
His haircut was mesmerized for a moment and his head swiveled in such a way that he almost lost his balance and fell off the boat. Do you want hiccup he screamed desperately with dragon ease the dragon opened his big mouth and tried to speak but all that came out was a terrible unearthly helmet of horror and sadness and foam dripped from his jaws in a disgusting bubbling waterfall he tried again and the terrible sound came out again only louder what is hiccup but the creature couldn't say and its struggle to speak made it angry and it started shooting with its blue flames getting closer and closer to hiccup what do you want me to do it asked with hiccup frantically are we done for Norbert desperately wringing his kamikaze hands gave a reassuring pat on the groaning Norbert's back we will be fine he repeated over and over again we will always be Only Thor knows how a couple has a cunning plan oh, that's true Remember Norbert, of course, my father's prophecy, he is the chosen one and only he can free us from the Doomfang, but for once in his life, Hiccup didn't have a cunning plan, what do you want?, he asked Hiccup again, more to himself, this time the Doomfang did. one last terrible attempt to communicate, coming out with a truly horrifying cacophony of confused noise and then it opened its jaws wide, sucking in breath, hiccupped, didn't know what they had done to make the creature have them trapped, maybe it had gone crazy and lost its way.
He had returned. into a man-eater, he had certainly killed Norbert's dad 15 years ago and now he was going to kill them too because now he was aiming directly at them and Hiccup prepared for the monster to breathe out its flames and light the ship like a small barbecue, but what shot out of the creature's mouth was not a terrible blast of fire, nor the frozen flames that would have sent the three of them and Toothless II straight to Valhalla in a heroic bonfire, curling and unfolding quickly and flexibly like a gigantic muscular. Out of Doomfang's mouth came a snake, Doomfang's tongue, 100 meters long, pink and pulsing, Doomfang's tongue sped straight towards Hiccup's left hand and the writhing, sickeningly wet forked end opened.
It walked into his palm and wrapped around the potato. Hiccup almost fell. the potato at that moment, but then he realized what the creature wanted, he dropped the arrow and grabbed the potato with both hands. The juices from the Doomfang's tongue foamed unpleasantly on his hands. Hiccup pulled the Doomfang. There was only one potato and both. they wanted it they both needed it desperately hiccup tried to get a better grip on the slimy, greasy potatoes with the disgusting bubbling saliva he wasn't going to lose the search and the fish legs his life now not when they were so close to home not when the shadow of Berk It was so tantalizingly close, he leaned back pulling a mite he never knew he had, but the Doomfang also piled up and Hiccup's chances were no more than four stone of winning a tug of war against a dragon, countless stones heavier were very small, in fact, not impossible, but let's face it, unlikely, hiccup didn't let go, he never would have let go, he would have stayed there all day and all night if he could have with just one fork of the fatalistic fang's tongue , unpeeling Hiccup's desperate fingers, one by one, and the other fork gave a horrible wriggle and with a final terrible tug the Doomfang's tongue rested the potato out of Hiccup's hands as Hiccup fell backwards to the bottom of the boat.
He saw with more despair than he had ever felt before in his short, adventurous life. the disgusting tongue withdraws with a movement as fast as a toad catching flies in the doomfang's mouth the jaws shot at it with terrible finality the doomfang swallowed the potato the missionended seventeen the search ended tears streaming down his face hiccup watched as the doomfang threw back his head and screamed as loudly as if he had been shot with a gigantic spear. He sent out a large sheet of icy blue flame, like a waterfall uphill, rising into the sky. These flames shot so high that they hit a small cloud overhead, freezing instantly. and turning it a brilliant blue and then, just like that, the fatal fang slowly sank beneath the waves, leaving nothing behind but a swirl of gigantic waves that spread further and further, reaching out towards the hopeful puffin, rocking it violently upwards.
Hiccup sat on the bottom of the boat, unable to believe that Doomfang wouldn't rise again and maybe spit out the potato or return it somehow, but eventually the ripples calmed. smaller and disappeared completely and so did Hiccup's last hope, this really was the end, the nearest potato was now thousands and thousands of miles away in the great western country known as america, for those who believe In a place like that, Toothless whispered in amazement. At the tops of the cliffs, the long line of silent hysterical observers began to shout The Fang Gone The Fatal Fang Gone Hooray for the strange little red-haired boy The Fatal Fang Gone and softly and silently snow as blue as a gobber the burp nose rained from the frozen cloud on hiccup's head blue snow rained like confetti at a coronation settling on hiccup's hair and on the white back of one eye and between toothless horns you are the chosen one he said neither but the madman not yet can believe it you have riders of the fatal fang you have lifted the curse of hysteria hiccup suddenly became furiously angry not with norbert but with the gods for six long months he had been longing for spring to come praying to thor for the ice to melt and now just when he and The Kamikaze had been through a lot and had simply accomplished the impossible at just the wrong time.
Thor had caused the ice to crack and release the Doomfang and this ridiculous blue snow was just the icing on the cake. What was it? Snotlout had said the snow would transform. blue as a bobber burp's nose before you became the head of harry's hooligan tribe the gods were laughing at him now playing with him for their sport hiccup shook his fist at the sky i don't want to be the chosen one he howled at the blue sky above I don't want to be the head of Harry's hooligan tribe I didn't want to lift Norberto's stupid curse I wanted to cheat the curse on fish legs all I want is my friend the silly blue snow didn't notice and it rained down constantly from above hiccup started to cry the only thing I want is my friend he sobbed Fishlegs he trusted me he thought I would do everything right he turned to Norbert with a sudden hope do you have another potato ass hiccup norbert the madman shook his head my father only brought one of those "vegetables," he said between his teeth, "this is what made her so beautiful," norbert the madman moved his ax unsteadily from hand to hand, the tick in his eye danced a wild fandango, "I don't know what to do," screamed norbert, "the madman, you shot me in the butt, I stole my vegetables." American, I nibbled my whiskers, I fed Dad to the snitches and you burned my big all his trembling hands reached almost by themselves towards Hiccup's neck and then stopped just in time. but on the other hand it seems incredible but you have lifted the curse on hysteria and I cannot ignore my father's prophecy so this time I will set you free but if you ever cross my path again I warn you that I will kill you on the spot Don't worry, said Hiccup, unfortunately, I don't really want to see you again either, I'm sorry for everything and the mustaches and the butt and I'm sorry for everything, ready, I was just trying to save my friend's life, not even except the madman took out Hiccup's sword. his belt and threw it with a curse on the hopeful puffin's ground, then climbed back in and bought his sleigh and sped back to Hysteria, a land where ships could now come and go as freely as they pleased for the first time. in 15 long years, all because Hiccup lifted the curse, which wasn't the mission he set out to do in the first place, but here we are, these things happen to a hero in

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ing and heartbroken and desperate hearts hiccup and kamikaze set off on the hopeful puffin towards the distant little island of berk kamikaze took the helm because hiccup was too depressed there was a strong wind and the hopeful puffin flew quite over the waves they had to dodge the floating icebergs and if hiccup had been happier he could have enjoyed the heat from the breeze that was now blowing in their faces because they had been waiting for this moment for six months for six long months they had been trapped in winter and the Vikings are used to being surrounded by the endless rolling of the sea, this white stillness and The frost had been terribly eerie, as if time itself had forgotten to function and was trapped in a hibernation coma, there was nothing, no smell, no sound, no movement, just a white painted world stretching out. forever and a cold that made Hiccup's helmet burn against his forehead as if it were made of fire.
Hiccup had longed and longed for it to end and now spring had come and broken the spell the sea was alive again and the wind swirling through the marsh grasses carried with it the cries of the cats and the cries of the dragon and the delicious fresh smell. and the taste of salt and hiccups had never been so miserable in his life. I don't understand, said the kamikaze after having sailed in silence for half an hour, why. Did Doomfang eat the vegetable that no one dares to name? Why did he suddenly leave Thor's wrath when he had been there for the last 15 years?
What has happened? Hiccup's side lifted her head from his chest for a moment. Well, he said he. I don't know of course, because how can we know, but I guess Doom's fang itself had vorpentitis, the kamikaze's jaw fell off, he had all the symptoms, continuous hiccups, crazy behavior, bloodshot eyes, foaming mouth , a very high temperature. Doom's fangs can live for thousands of years. years, so 15 years is only two minutes in the life of a Doomfang, that would explain how desperate he was and how sick he looked, and once he ate the potato, he was cured instantly, so he didn't have to walk around there more.
That and of course who is to say that your friend's life is worth more than that of a dragon said an eye that took up most of the deck is worth more to me said hiccup because I didn't personally know the fang of doom the temperature was very pleasant and for the first time in six months, Hiccup found he was sweating in his fur coat, took it off, and Toothless landed on his shoulder and started trying to get his head under the wing. It's a little late to go into hibernation. "Now Toothless," said Hiccup. scratching the little dragon affection that lay behind his horns he's about to be spring again toothless he growled grumpily hiccup squinted at the sun now that it was up he could tell the time pretty accurately from the sun's position In the sky there were at least two At 10 in the morning, he thought that it didn't matter what time they returned now, of course, Hiccup's heart was beating fast with anxiety and sadness and he suddenly realized that in He could actually hear it beating tick tock tick tock tick tock his heart skipped a beat.
He thought of a very peculiar hiccup and then he remembered the curious round metal thing that the kamikaze had found lying in the coffin next to the potato, he reached into his breast pocket and pulled it out tick tock tick tock tick tock it was the thing. made of metal, it was a beautifully made thing. strange little object a little smaller than the potato, the front was transparent and hard as ice and behind it were all these rune numbers placed in different circles and at least seven arrows, all of different colors. When he stared at it for a while, he realized that some of them were actually moving very slowly but on their own.
He opened the back to see if it was a small ticking nano dragon and found nothing inside but a bunch of small, delicate metal wheels that seemed to move, maybe they had been moving too. frozen by the ice and now that it was warmer again they had woken up wow he breathed kamikaze looking over his shoulder what do you think I have no idea? Hiccup said putting it back in his pocket where the ticking would be muffled he would think of then it's some kind of hysterical invention I guess those hysterics are crazy as mackerel but they are good inventors please thor please thought hiccup to himself please let everything be okay somehow after all it started to rain and the rain melted the blue snow and dripped like tears from the horns of Hiccup's helmet into blue puddles on the deck.
The American arrow lay half-drowning on the edge of one of these puddles and Hiccup picked it up and carefully placed it in his arrow case. In five minutes all the snow was gone. missing and kamikaze hiccup with no teeth and one eye they all looked like they had some kind of freak accident with a lot of blue paint their fur coats helmets and horns all covered and striped with the blue of the bluest skies tick tock tick tock tick tock he said the metal thing in me in hiccup's pocket tick tock tick tock tick tock hiccup's heart hopeful despite himself returned to hysteria smoking through the pouring rain you could see the bright flame of fire and a plume of smoke coming from the hysterical big hall norbert's dad was finally having his proper viking funeral 18 fish legs stoic was waiting for them in the pouring rain on the long beach stoic was furious he had just discovered that hiccup hadn't spent the night at Snotlout's house Snotlout had told him that he had seen Hiccup and a kamikaze sneaking away on a sleigh from the Freya's Day Eve celebrations heading to the great sea of ​​ice when Stoick asked why Snotlout hadn't told him this before Snotlout couldn't. reply Snotlout could hardly give the real reason, which was that he had rather been expecting Hiccup to be doing something stupid and dangerous and didn't want the Stoic to rush out to save him at the last minute, but the Vast Stoic saw the real reason. in Snotlout's eyes and in the delighted way Snotlout looked at the melting Ice in the harbor Snotlout was glad that Hiccup could have drowned somewhere in that gloomy gray sea.
For the first time, the Stoic realized that Snotlout might not be the best choice of friend for his son. Hiccup, I'm afraid Stoic the Vast gave him Snotlout. an old-fashioned scourge this was the stoic of the dark ages then he ran to the long beach to see if he could see what was happening and to his massive relief, the first thing he saw when rummaging through the icebergs in the sea was the round shape and ragged from his son's funny little boat, the hopeful puffin, what in Thor's name do you think you've been doing, roared stoically the vast assault on them as the hopeful puffin's nose landed in the sand.
Hiccup, who seemed to have turned an extraordinary blue, stepped out of the boat and looked his enraged father straight in the eyes. I've been hysterical trying to bring back a potato to save Fishlegs. life said hiccup stoic exploded I absolutely forbid you to do such a thing under stoic the vast how dare you disobey me your boss and you risked your lives looking for a vegetable that never existed in a useless search for nothing tears fell down hiccup's face the potato exists interrupted his father exists because we stole him and norberto the madman almost cut off our heads but you're right it was all in vain because Doomfang ate him and now Fishlegs is going to die stoic the anger of the vast could not last long in the face of the absolute desperate misery in his son's eyes, his fury melting like snow dissolving into rain around him on the beach, he slapped his son clumsily on the shoulder, no, no, son, he said uncertainly, of course, fish eggs are. going to die hiccup pushed his father out of the way and stumbled across the sand to the wrinkled old man's house followed by stoick the big toothless kamikaze and with one eye he opened the door without knocking the wrinkled old man was standing in the middle of the room peeking out the fire with a metal stick for a moment hiccup couldn't see the fish legs and then he realized that fish legs was in the bed he was lying completely still his whitish glasses like a corpse hiccup's heart stopped and Then, to Hiccup's indescribable relief, Fishlegs sat up and stood with his glasses on.
He was still alive. Then Stoick, the huge kamikaze with no teeth and one eye. The Saber-toothed driver entered the room. After Hiccup, Stoick roared. They've asked if the fish eggs are dying or not he's a wrinkled old man he looked very embarrassed he shifted guiltily from foot to foot ah yes stoic I'm really glad you mentioned that yes the thing is I'm not sure Fishlegs is dying After all, what do you mean by not dying? Stuart the Vast shouted, I'm afraid mydiagnosis was not completely correct wrinkled old man laughed nervously calmly saying from the fire it is very complicated I will not go into details but believe me it is complicated and between one thing or another it turns out that fish legs did not have vorpentitis after all it was just a bad cold which triggered his frenetic tendencies I nursed him back to health with lots of bed rest and lemon and honey.
Fishlegs stood up a little wobbly and gave the stoic a big smile. "I'm fine," Fishlegs said happily, opening his arms with hiccups. He couldn't believe it, he was going to be okay after all, he's alive, Hiccup cried joyfully over the moon at this happy and uncomplicated ending and rushed to hug his friend, Toothless gave Fishlegs a lick on the ear, telling him. which was a great compliment from Toothless. one eye drawled, well, it was all worth it, wasn't it?, and the kamikaze did a couple of celebratory cartwheels, but stoick wasn't going to take this lying down, you tell me?, roared stoick, the vast, old man. , wrinkled, that all because of Your terrible painkiller, my son's hiccups have reached the point of hysteria and God almost cut off his head, but the crazy work and the fatality ended all for nothing, well, not in vain, Stewie explained wrinkled old man, if you listen to me for a moment.
I will explain that saying shoes is a very complicated matter and when I looked at the fact that the fish eggs had vorpentitis or not Stoick interrupted no, he didn't admit it all drinking then the search was completely unnecessary roared Stoick don't give up old wrinkled a difficult time father said hiccup why waste time getting angry when all's well that ends well hiccup started to laugh but something in the middle of laughing went wrong when hiccup's left arm suddenly went dead hiccup looked at his arm and was surprised that he can't feel it. that my arm hiccupped and then the other arm went dead.
He had been feeling pretty hot all day but suddenly he felt like he was burning alive. Sweat ran down his face and great clouds of steam rose from his shoulders and chest and Hiccup, horrible haddock, the third's entire body stiffened like a statue, his eyes fixed and bloodshot, and he fell lifeless on the spot. bed in which Fishlegs had been lying just two minutes before nineteen, the final chapter. Sometimes it's not until the final chapter that you realize it. what a quest it really has been all along stoick's face went from red rage to pure white terror the faint fang stoick whispered the vast in agony rushed to hold his rigid sun in his arms by the guardian and freya and the hairy knuckles of thor who did touch him the frozen flames of the fatal fang and everything but a stupid and useless search for nothing huge furry stoic the vast burst into tears oh for the love of Thor stoak cried old wrinkled bossy pushing stoic out of the way could you shut up and listen to me ?
It's really not that bad, I should say this has nothing to do with the fatal fang. He took Hiccup's pulse, looked under his eyelids, and tapped his chest, which had turned his wooden trunk like a tree trunk. This is vorpentitis. Stoick backed away and what does that mean? he whispered. through white lips means he said wrinkled old man that one little weirdo looks a lot like another when your heart sees in a fire and it was hiccup who was bitten by the varpante and not fish legs, so hiccup has vorpentitis and that means who from now on is at this point wrinkled old man reached into Hiccup's chest pocket hoping to get the potato out and actually pulled out the metal ticking thing.
He looked at the numbers and nodded. Oh, exactly five minutes to ten in the morning on Freya's day, Friday continued old wrinkled. the metal thing is carefully on the bed next to hiccup your son hiccup who has vorpantitis has five minutes to live wrinkled old man he chuckled this didn't seem to worry him much which wouldn't give us much time to find an antidote but luckily he said wrinkled old man with the spirit of a conjuror, luckily, in your son's supposedly stupid and useless search for nothing, he brought the antidote with him, already kamikaze, where is the potato?
She doesn't seem to be here in Hiccup's pocket, do you have it? kamikaze was as white as an eye, she shook her head in a daze, there is no potato, she gasped, the wrinkled old man's mouth opened in horror, there is no potato, she screamed, wrinkled old man, what do you mean, no potato, you must have the potato? kamikaze shook his head again, there is no potato, he whispered, but I was so sure, he whispered, wrinkled old man, I was so sure that you would bring the potato, this is the last time I will believe a single word those beastly fires say that they told me definitively that would you get it oh, we have everything right kamikaze muttered miserably so it was just that the fatal fang ate him, oh my God, he swallowed old, wrinkled, without a dad, suddenly, old and wrinkled he looked every second of his 93 years, all his body crumpled like an old brown leaf, little did he know that he had hiccups when he was crying on the boat for his friend Fishlegs who should have been crying for himself because in fact it was Hiccup who had been stung all those months ago escaping from the fortress of the sinister and it was Hiccup who was now moments away from the death he feared for his friend Fishlegs, what can I do? do it the vasto there must be other cures other medicines the wrinkled old man shook his head the potato is the only cure for titus i will bring back the potato stoic cried the vasto drawing his sword a man of action to the last just tell me where he goes and how long I carry well said old wrinkled sadly the nearest potato is now approximately three and a half thousand miles away on the distant shores of the country known as America to those who can believe in it and you have old wrinkled checked the clock sitting next to the bed Hiccup's exactly three minutes to find him even stoic seemed to sense that maybe this could be a problem he walked around the room tearing his beard old kamikaze wrinkled and one eye sitting on Hiccup's headboard the eye didn't look as happy as it might have been two years ago For days at the thought of one less human in the world, a large tear came out of his only eye and went down his saber tooth and fell to the ground.
Hiccup was as stiff as a board and his body was now red. and boiling toothless licked his poor red face to try to cool it down the dim tusk shouted stoic the vast one I was able to track down the fatal tusk and snatch the potato from him you are going to find the fatal tusk in the vast and endless deserts of an immense and unfathomable ocean said the wrinkled old man tiredly checking the time again on the clock in two minutes in front of him stewie whispered wrinkled what are you talking about not only is it improbable it's impossible fish legs had retreated into the shadows and was watching his friend's face with hiccups he was trying to say something, but his frozen burning mouth made it difficult for him to get the words out, in fact, he looked a lot like Doomfang when he was trying to talk to Hiccup in the sullen sea, Hiccup muttered desperately and tried to point, but his arms They were rigid as if they were made of wood.
The wrinkled old man patted his hand and bathed his forehead with water. Stoick's shoulders lifted with sobs and he cried again. Fishlegs tried to follow where his friend's eyes were looking and it seemed like they were looking. On the table by the door on that table lay Hiccup's fur coat and his helmet, the bow and arrows he had thrown at them when he first entered the room. One minute left. He whispered wrinkled. Hiccup repeated desperately. Sometimes only a true friend knows what we mean. When we tried to talk, someone who has spent a lot of time with us and listens carefully to what we are trying to say and tries to understand, Fishlegs understood that he didn't know why he was supposed to do what he was about to do, but he trusted Hiccup, who He always seemed to know what to do.
Fishlegs took Hiccup's bow from the arrow case and pulled out an arrow, a singularly beautiful arrow decorated with the feathers of birds that Fishlegs had never seen before. Fishlegs fitted the arrow to the bow and took aim. bowing to hiccup stoic looked up from his sobs in amazement here was his son about to die and that strange friend of his with the fish face looked like he was about to shoot him typical what madman didn't cry yet ignored sure stoic threw his great mass through the room in an attempt to protect his son from the arrow, of course he was trying to protect Hiccup's heart and chest.
He didn't realize how frighteningly short Fish Legs was, so he jumped too high. Fishlegs released the arrow and rose. A wobbly, unstable arc finally landed on Hiccup's right big toe, passing through his wet boots and into the skin. It was a miracle that it hit Hiccup. In fact, it may be the only time Fishlegs has hit something that I was actually aiming. On the arrow that pierced the skin of Hiccup's big toe at 10 a.m. on Friday, Freya's Day, was the same arrow that had been submerged for the past 15 years in the magical juices of the potato during the last decade and a half.
Those juices had concentrated on the surface of the metal and the antidote now made its way into Hiccup's bloodstream bringing its refreshing healing work to every little vein, every little artery, every little corner of Hiccup's poor, stiff, boiling little body. in front of your eyes. the stiff arms softened his chest they rose and fell the breath left his nostrils and his eyes widened hello father said hiccup this was too much for stoick he passed out dead on the spot his six feet seven and three feet around him and it took many more We had trouble reviving him, he was unconscious and the wrinkled old man slapped him and the hiccups shook him and the kamikaze tickled his feet and finally it was Fishlegs who ran out and filled a huge bucket full of snow and threw it right in his face.
Stoic. It brought him to his senses and Stoick sat upright spluttering and spitting snow out of his beard you're alive he shouted happily and hugged his son so tightly that Hiccup thought his ribs might break from his bristly beard and thunder the stars of the Greek goddess Fred. and alive he is alive said old man wrinkled intentionally and I think some apologies are an order stoic sir's eyebrows no matter how relieved and happy he is a great chief accustomed to absolute power does not like to apologize but after a brief struggle stoic swallowed his pride you were right said Stuart, I've been completely wrong and I'm sorry, you wrinkled old man, you're not the most pathetic soothsia in the uncivilized world and I'm sorry I ever said you had hiccups, you were right to go get the frozen potato to try and save the day. life of your old little stoic friend turned into fish legs and, above all, fresh eggs, he rumbled solemnly, I have misjudged you, fish legs, he blushed, no, no, he stammered, yes, said Stoick, raising a hairy hand, I have a boss, he has to be enough. big to admit it When he's wrong you're a little weird, it's true, but you're a loyal little weirdo and one day, when my son is the boss, I have a feeling he'll need loyal people around him, in the meantime, Toothless, who I really couldn't stand all this. sentimental hugs and apologies he walked away to find a nice warm spot by the fire toothless hiccup screamed sleepily when he found a particularly cozy position is that someone else is going to die in the next five minutes hiccup laughed and asked all wrinkled didn't he say old wrinkled solemnly I have examined the fire very carefully and I can see with absolute certainty that no one is going to die in the next five minutes, however, go for the burp, I'm afraid it will catch fish legs, it's called and that's unpleasant, okay, then the yawn is toothless.
If I know I need tattoos, go back to sleep, so just when the inner islands were waking up from the coldest and longest winter in a hundred years, when the snow was melting, when all the other hunting dragons were opening their eyes underground preparing to dig up and jump. wasfinally decided it was time to get there just at this moment toothless finally relaxed and went back to sleep in hibernation one eye sat next to him snoring like a dinosaur with sinus problems wrinkled old man stoic began to explain some of the finer points of calm saying and Hiccup and his good friends Fishlegs and Kamikaze went out to spend the rest of the day not doing much, my favorite kind of day, as for Gobba, the burp, when I started burping, I woke up with a pounding head, sore throat and a Nose that ran like a great green river, so it seems Vikings caught colds after all.
Chilling epilogue of Hiccup, Horrendous Haddock III, the last of the great Viking heroes. I assumed, but never knew for sure, what had happened in that strange frozen moment in my childhood. when Doomfang stole my potato, but many years later, when I was a young man high in command of my first ship and we were returning home from a wild and dangerous adventure, we suddenly realized that something was following us for days on end. . He always followed us, staying the same distance behind the boat. I spent hours at the top of the mast watching the black pin on the horizon and trying to figure out what was a whale, a shark, or a dragon monster, friend or foe, withan annoying feeling at the back of my mind that this was something I recognized from somewhere in my past, it wasn't until we entered the gloomy sea that the creature approached, it was immediately clear from its shiny dark color that it was a fatal fang, it did not attack us.
As I had been secretly fearing, I began to play with the boat by swimming along it, diving under it and coming up the other side, getting closer and closer with each circle I made, this is quite common behavior in dolphins and even humpback whales that are fascinated by boats. and will play like this for hours, but it's hugely unusual for a Doom Fang. Doomfang normally have the same attitude towards humans as we do towards insects, haughtily ignoring us, but this Doomfang was different even though it was clearly a fully grown animal at least five. times longer and larger than our boat, they played with us like a child swimming around the boat until finally the great creature gave a powerful blow with its tail and flew out of the water spreading its wings and jumped just above the boat.
As soon as I passed the mast, my warriors gasped in amazement, fear, amazement and amazement as the great long body blocked the sun and I gasped too because I recognized the animal at last, this was my fatal tusk, not killed, not dead, not gone , but in the very pink of health and seemed quite pleased with himself and me because when he entered the water on the other side, the great fatal fang carefully bent his legs and entered the water at exactly the right angle so as not to cause a single vibe. we rocked our little boat and when the creature swam so close now that we could reach out and touch its gleaming raven-black sides, it rolled onto its back and moved its wing almost as if it were waving and its terrible mouth seemed to be smiling at me.
Doomfang himself has followed my ship forever, not as a destiny or a curse, but rather as a guardian angel. I have lost count of the times I have been at sea in the most terrible danger because we Vikings lead to dangerous places and exciting lives and just at the moment when all hope is lost the fang of fate has appeared that fang of destiny has steered my ship through the great storm that drowned a thousand ships in the restless sea of ​​the west has rescued me from a shipwreck on the cannibal island has fought against great monsters that had my ship wrapped with its squid tentacles like the cradle of a cat, has returned the favor I once did him of saving his life in a cold, cold world a hundred times over, he still follows me even though I don't need to be rescued. much now I am old and slow as a large sea turtle and my hair is as white as a semi-spotted snowbird you can cheat a dragon's curse you don't have to accept the hand that fate has dealt you look at me the thinnest improbable viking known like this great hero around the world again and again I have the same dream nor but the madman has thrown the ax very high in the air it is turning and turning and the black side is going to submerge the ground first bad luck will come and the tribe will be doomed again and again I make the same dodge jump the shiny black murderous blades I catch the ax before it lands I make my own luck if none of this had happened the potato I will still be trapped frozen in a hysteria that is of no use to anyone, in Instead I buried the arrow that saved my life in a muddy patch behind my house and miracle of miracles, a single seed must have been stuck to the metal for some time later in the spring.
I noticed a strange green plant in that particular spot and dug the arrow back up. A new potato larger than the one I lost had grown right around the arrowhead of that new potato. I grew more potatoes and now there are potatoes growing all over Burke. and the entire barbarian archipelago and not a single person or dragon has died a terrible death from vorpant bites since then the potatoes are also quite delicious when cooked mashed or simply with a small spoonful of melted butter, but most importantly still so, if I had never gone in search of the frozen potato, I would never have saved the life of my good friend Fishlegs, who, although some people considered him a little strange, was the best and truest friend of hiking, wait a second.
Look how confusing this all is. After all, I didn't save my good friend Fishlegs' life. I did it because Fishlegs was never sick. I saved myself. What happens next will be Norberto, the madman, who goes on a quest to return to the United States and, in fact, this land they call the United States really exists and is the world really a circle that has no end, and what has happened to it? happened to Alvin, the archenemy of the treacherous hiccups who we rather hoped had been killed when he fell from a hot air balloon into a sea boiling with voracious shark worms.
I can't imagine how he could have gotten out of that sticky situation, but I have a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach that Hiccup hasn't seen the last of these two evil and dangerous villains, who have sworn to kill him. Watch out for the next volume of Hiccup's memoirs, How to Twist a Dragon's Tail, previous volumes of Hiccup's memoirs, How to Train Your Dragon now available. how to be a pirate how to talk easy dragon learning how to talk easy dragon learning to potty your toothless taco let me want it in the shitty place of toothless green claw you know I want you to poop in dragon bathrooms dragon oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yo, coglet, yeah, I know you're aiming for a big poop in the middle of Stoic's bed, egg hunt, so what are these dragon legs?
Hopefully um in a chocolush snake snack, a chocolate cookie, it's not a chocolate snack, it's a cack pie, it's a toothless cat cactus 90 green. claw crab, have fun, oopla, bang, splash in the middle of the sleepy, lazy dad, this is not a chocolate cookie, it's a poop, it's one of your poops, toothless and it's not in the dragon baths, It's on the right bank, splash in the middle of my father's bed, you.

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