Food Theory: Is Logan Paul LYING About Prime Energy Too?!

of your

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, then you head straight for the Ghost, which will make you look like a fourth grader at your job. , and it's not exactly the easiest option to savor. But interestingly, it's the choice for those who really care about their power mix. So while yes, Prime drinkers might end up laughing at you for your juvenile choice. You're going to be the last one standing while your coworkers and classmates start stumbling around like zombies at 3:30. But regardless of your choice, you now know what you drink and why you drink it.

So get out there and start huffing. Or not. You know, we could all use a little more water. All of these things, regardless of the relative level of health and caffeine and all that, they're all probably doing terrible things to our systems. We are taking too much caffeine to the max. In the meantime, when it comes to drinking battery acid, I'll be here drinking my Diet Coke. Thank you. I've literally had enough energy drinks to last a lifetime and I never want to see one of these things again. By the way, don't you dare ask me for a sequel, because I admit that we didn't try RockStar.

Or you know what? If many of you do, please leave comments below. Yeah, I have to admit it was fun to be able to see through the particles of the universe for a while. I ascended and touched the gods. As always, remember my friends, everything is just a

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And, as always, my friends, we'll see you next week.