I have 60 days to make this Farmall not exist anymore.

Many people don't know

this

about me, but ever since I was a little boy I dreamed of being a farmer. I wanted to do it. My main goal was to grow crops to plant my seed in the soil of the earth. I wanted to wake up. I get up and I look out the window and I see the two dozen kids that I raised specifically for manual labor picking corn and beans and wheat and, long story short, I was at

this

auction and they had this red tractor and I thought, "This is the one." moment". This is when I can shine as a farmer.

I can start farming, finally start my career as a farmer, so I thought, "I'll take it." prepares you to get it you should

have

been thirty exciting I'm already 22 it should

have

been 30. maybe thirty five I mean I bought this thing to grow and I was floored to take it home and start growing I was so excited Now unfortunately , immediately, of course, I opened Facebook and what do I see. It seems the entire agricultural community in America has turned against me. You can see William Deering here, he says "I hope I turn him over and crush him.

This kid needs a pardon. Kick his ass for being a spendthrift. You can see Carl here says he would do society a favor if he crippled himself so he couldn't

make

videos more. You know, it's a really genuine welcome that I had to the farming community here, unfortunately now I can see that farming is not really for me

anymore

. I'm not really excited about being around that kind of thing. people, so I think this farm is about to be a farm. I'm going to dedicate the next two months of my life to making this tractor not

exist

on planet Earth.

No, that's really good. At first I thought, "You know, it'll probably stop soon. It's probably nice to slow down and stop, but then he kept going faster, there's no need to fear that the land clearing in the middle of the state is here just, uh, I'll leave it in part, just take it out, yeah, in part It's to tell everyone that we were rear-ended, on a motorcycle I had an empty trailer, so I thought we need to fill this trailer with something and I went to all the stalls and said, hey, I want to take that excavator home.

I'll buy that excavator right now and they say okay it's for sale and then I said here's the money and they said oh you have to go to your registered dealer, we can't actually sell the show model. and I told them, "Okay, I'll go somewhere else, so I went to a big iron auction, so I bid and I beat all the other people who were bidding. It's very easy because I just put a higher number than. the one they had. They're all like 24 26,000, just put like 89,000, I want it like auctions are literally the easiest thing in the world, just put the highest number, like it goes up way higher than everyone else. they would do and you would always win.

I will let this tractor live with one condition right after you. Suck these little Chinese nuts, this house here needs to go down, it needs to cease to

exist

because that's where my house will exist, so screw the people who built it, pull the brake, put it in neutral or up or down, whatever Now It's the other way around, where is my? Yes, they're not supposed to do that when you're driving. Weights aren't supposed to go. I'll go like this. Ideally, you can unload your tractor without anyone being on it. hill towards a house and nothing should happen, ideally it's built like in 1794, but unfortunately it has to collapse because I'm building a 7,000 by 943,000 store, so oh here we go, no you don't, it's no different than mountain. hoard just one tractor, put it right into it, oh, just throw everything you've got, run for the train, let me grab it and throw it into the house, oh God, careful, careful, careful, careful, oh my God, you gotta take your time. turn it, start here and turn it out, oh that fool came in, came in, came in, came in, over 700,000 people are without power, well the next one will be four wheel drive, my front wheels wouldn't even turn, we broke up the front CV axle. front tires spinning oh that was good, that's good, be gentle, he has another one, okay, leave it and we'll give it to someone in need who needs a washing machine, very nice, amazing, okay, then come pick it up, oh my god , No. what a tip, easy, nice, perfect, oh my god, the demons have nowhere to sleep, no more demons, everyone is running, oh they flew over the hill, oh yeah, it went well, it didn't even take that long.