Borats Guide to Hunting in Britain

Yes, every Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect stamps. Others like to play the game, but the most fun is killing a small animal with a shotgun or destroying it with a wild dog. That's why I come to the countryside to find out. about English pastimes CH Hello, you are here on a hand, yes, yes, in fact, I am and you are the where why don't you have a horse? I can't afford one, honestly, why not, I'm retired now and, um, you're a yeah, me. m yes like a Mongol so you hunt a lot I hunt a lot yes you are a real man oh yes I am yes we say that men who do not hunt in Kazan are like a man without uh oh you say there is no nonsense I yes B I shouldn't No I say you have some big oxen yes, you probably have some big eggs no, I don't think so.

Now I can't touch them. No, no, you're an English policeman. I'm yes, hello, hello, do you believe in the hand. I have to remind you. I compare you to me because you are an English policeman, that's true, and the best policeman on the force and they say it's all Cricket in England, isn't it, isn't it CRI Cricket? We have to be this is, uh, Cricket, no, no, it's just a sign, just a sign the game of cricket well, yes, cricket is a gentleman's sport, yes, and everyone has the right to be gentlemen in England like Just like they play cricket today, no, no, no.

I'm confusing you now yes I'm confusing you you forget the cricket side sorry that's just a saying and people protest against cricket forget cricket cricket is C saying just say yes yeah you just say cricket yeah , I'll just say cricket, forget that doesn't matter, okay, nothing to do. with

hunting

it's okay, it's okay, so why did you say this? Why do you like fox

hunting

? I don't hunt the fox. I think the people who hunt the fox are the scum of the earth in Kaz K, yes he kills them, that's evil. No, we shoot animals, we don't have the people talking to us because we love animals and that's why we're here, we love animals too, why do you shoot them, huh, for fun, take off that damn bra, kiss you, I don't kill people, don't kill bears, there are no more bears in Kazakhstan, don't kill them all in Kazakhstan, animals will be good for you, we have the most popular show on TV, it's an animal show, well, it's called dog and cat dancing, they dress the dog like a royal family like Prince Elizabeth one with a crown and they dance one they treat that animal well yes, they treat it very well they give it food and they only have the floor is a little hot so they jump it's great , we love Kazakhstan killing animals hunting is a lot of fun it's a lot of fun it's a lot of fun it's a great feeling when you kill an animal it makes you feel like a real man it makes you feel big we like to shoot a dog, you shoot dogs, yeah , you're doing well in England, we'd prefer dogs then, but why do you like them here the way I am?

They say this, they think it's crazy, thank you very much, it's okay, bye, bye, bye. a good trip