Ilana Starts a (Very Illegal) Business - Broad City

Abbi! Man, I got you again! E

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time, man. Come on girl. Bring it. Together: Hmm. Uh... Together: Oh, oh, oh, oh! Hello! Du, du, du. Du, du, du. Du, du, du. Du, du, du. Pshh! -Ah! -Ah! So what are you looking for, Abb? Okay, this is a little embarrassing, but the plumbing in my building predates World War I, and it's like, really... Shh. Do not say more. Bathroom accessories. Great, friend, thanks. Great to see you. You too. Hello to me, Abb! Hey buddy, I'm trying to find this on BB&B. Wait, are you at BB&B, Abbi?

Can you grab me six power strips and six extension cords and find me at that place where that guy gave you that condom statistic? Well, I was going to say things too. Bucket of shit. ♪♪ Dude, what is all this? Welcome to SheWork. We officially open for shiz-ness. What is SheWork? SheWork is an inclusive work environment aimed at smokers. I see a bunch of junk furniture, no offense, and two people smoking cigarettes. Walk with me. Therefore, SheWork uses the urban landscape to create a dynamic and limitless workspace. Hey. If parkour uses the

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as a gym, SheWork uses the

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as an office.

So correct me if I'm wrong. Do people pay you to use free public charging stations? So what? All great

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men do it, okay? They take something that already exists, claim it was their idea, add some fancy furniture, and charge double for it. For letting people sit on your trash and smoke? Exactly. Wait, Ilana, wait, wait, wait. I... I'm sorry. Smoking cigarettes is disgusting. Okay, smoking is obviously atrocious. But who am I to judge a nicotine addiction? I mean, I'm...completely addicted to marijuana. TRUE. Well, you have e

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thing. I appreciate it, bitch. Oh yeah. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Great, thank you so much. And in fact, a trash can is the one thing we don't need here at SheWork. No no no. Actually, this is mine, my shit bucket, so... Come back again? It's... it's my shit bucket. Forgive me? My... I had to get a bucket of shit. Okay, um... Who, what, how, when, where and why? Okay, that's a funny story. You know my toilet always gets clogged. No. Yes. Um, so Fernando let me know that I can't flush toilet paper anymore and that I have to throw it in a separate container right next to the toilet.

So what did you tell him? So I said... I said... I said, "Fernando, I'll bring that bucket of shit." That's what I said, and I got... I got one. Oh, Abbi. Dude, I was like... I was standing there, and I was so stunned by what was going on, that they harassed me into buying a bucket of shit. You know, and I think we should take this issue to the community action wing of SheWork. Oh wow, is there something completely different...? Come on. Well. Oh. So, we have to review our resources. Well. The printer/scanner. So, there is a scanning function.

What you are going to do is scan your tits or your butt. Make lots of copies. Distribute them to all your neighbors, but receive this anonymously. Everyone says, "What's going on? Whose tits are these?" Meanwhile, you planted a bunch of tits in Fernando's office, and you talk and say, "You know, I think it might be Fernando, and while we're in the topic, why are we shitting in buckets?" SheWork - boosh! Dude, you're so close to that. Okay, what if I print out a petition, okay? Aha. I went to my neighbors and said, "Guys, This is an important issue." We shouldn't be shitting in buckets of shit, okay?" I receive the complete signed petition, I take it to Fernando and I tell him: "The majority rules, man.

Change is coming." Oh, you are grassroots people through and through. You're the Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of Astoria. You are the Jewish Shirley Chisholm of toilets. Yes, I'm going to shit in my toilet and flush it. Yeah. Go get your bucket and take care of your shit. Come on, watch your shit. I love you, Abb. Oh, and I love SheWork, hello. Tragic smoking habit? ♪♪ Mm. How's the Wi-Fi, L? Ha ha, the charging station is clearly working. You know, we're growing quickly and I'm starting to have to focus. expanding, would you feel comfortable seeing the fort? No, I was asking... ♪♪ Hi, my name is Abbi Abrams and...

I don't want to buy Girl Scout cookies. No no no. I'm not a Girl Scout anymore. I am an adult. In fact, I'm your neighbor. I'm just going around letting everyone know that I'm having a tenant meeting. Today in the lobby. I've lived in this building for 31 years and I've never seen you. Well... Wait, you're Melody's roommate? Do you know Melody? Yes. She goes out with this wonderful young man who always brings me delicious cheeses. That's... That's Bevers. They are the cutest. I love you too.