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traffic. - Well, I have something that could help with that. It is called a traffic light and uses colors to direct traffic. - Oh yeah! And the “stop” color and the “go” color will be the two colors that colorblind people cannot distinguish! - Alex, these are really bad ideas. - Believe in yourself. - No, not my ideas. Your ideas! You're ruining my inventions. - Foolishness. I'm helping you. Oh! What is this? - No, don't touch that. He is an alarm clock and uses relaxing Beethoven music to wake you up in the morning. - No. It will make a noise like this. - That?
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No. Why would anyone want that? - - For! You'll give me a fit. You'll give them all a fit! - Oh, what is this? This looks good. - Oh, this is Netflix. - It will be the home of all the terrible movies! - Oh no! Please! Hey, TV remotes. - You will have hundreds of buttons that do nothing. - Hey, YouTube. - It will launch Justin Bieber's career. - No! Please I beg you. - No, relax, Felix. Together, our inventions will change the world. - Well, at least I still have an invention so simple that even you can't ruin it.
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The bathrobe. - No. The Snuggie! - No! - Very well everyone, I would like to introduce you to Karen. We are very excited to have her here at Oil Corp. It is a privilege to be here. -Karen, This is Darla from marketing. Ted is one of our managers and Chris is assigned to play devil's advocate in all of our meetings. Alright, well, let's get started, shall we? Now, last week, we discussed the possibility of opening an oil refinery outside of Houston. Now, it looks good on paper, but is there anything we should consider before launch? - Not at all. - I mean, I read it... - If I... if I could play devil's advocate for a second.
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Instead of the refinery, have we considered selling our souls to the devil to obtain immortality? - Excellent idea, Chris. - Yes, thanks. - Immortality. Good. - I'm sorry. Did you hear what he just said? - Oh. You're right. We should definitely think about this. Um, Darla, can you give me a cost-benefit analysis of Chris's proposal? - Sure. It seems that the main benefit is immortality and the main cost would be selling our souls to the devil. - Excellent. Forward. - Alright. - That? - Very good, now our Alaska branch needs a new manager. Any suggestions? - Well, according to the numbers, Ted has been doing an excellent job and is in line for a promotion. - Yes he is. -Alternatively...alternatively, if he could play devil's advocate again. - Of course. - We could hold a session and then summon the ghost of oil magnate John D.
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Rockefeller. - Hm... - Hm... - So our options are Ted... - Mhm. - Or Rockefeller's reanimated corpse? - Exactly. - I have to go with John D. on this one. - Yes. - Just to clarify, we would have to sell our souls to the devil. So... - We could sell Ted's soul. - Excellent! - Here we go. - Team player. - I do not understand what is happening. - Maybe a visual aid will help you. If... if you look at this graph here, this red line represents profits. This blue line represents souls over time. This fall occurs when we shake the icy hand of the devil and banish our souls to the insatiable fires of Hades for all eternity.
Then it's okay. - I... I'm sorry. This is not a real solution. Is selling our souls supposed to help us with our debt problem? - Not necessarily. We might love this too. - Oh! - Excellent! - And then sell our souls. - Okay, we're not selling our souls. - Relax, Karen. We are oil executives. We would barely notice they were gone! - Furthermore, all our success is based on souls. - TRUE. - That means... Last month's record sales quarter? - Five souls. - The new office computers? - Six souls. - That's how it is. - Pac-Man high score in the break room? - Actually there were 30 souls.
I... I ran out of coins. So... - You see, the devil has done wonders with the oil industry. -You know, it's almost his birthday. We should send him a soul of gratitude. - Good idea. - You should be the devil's advocate. - I... I... I'm sorry. I don't think this is going to

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. - That? - If you forgive me. -Karen! - Oh. - Well, it's probably for the best. -She obviously didn't have what it took to make it in this industry. - No. - I guess. - Sir, the devil is here for Ted's soul. - Okay, send it inside.
Ted, can I have you sign this with your own blood? Thank you. - Sure. - Oh, he brought his. Brilliant. - Oh God. It's a dagger. - Thank you. - Just in case. - Oh yeah. - - Why are we sabotaging this small startup's introductory meeting? - Because we are Atari. We invented Pong, the pinnacle of modern man's achievements. - Yes, but don't you think that laughing gas goes too far? I mean, it could really ruin them. - Exactly! Every idea they come up with will be horrible and our video game empire will last forever. -Hey, Johnson, can you give me the data from that focus group? - Someone comes!
Release the gas. - Very well, gentlemen, let's concentrate! What ideas do we have for our first big game? - Okay, well, our research indicates that 80's teens want games that are simple, repetitive, and... I'm really sorry, huh... Okay, well, our first game will feature... - It's okay. A very good idea just occurred to me. Forget it. What if our first game features a middle-aged Italian plumber? That? - What's wrong, Gray? - - A plumber? What are you doing, Gray? This is not what we discussed... yes, yes. Yeah! And he... he will always wear red and have a mustache like me, Mario. - Dude, that doesn't make any sense. - You two better concentrate. - Unless you have a younger brother who is taller and only wears green. - - Now, we need practical ideas like... like knocking on a brick wall to see if there are coins inside. - Dude, I was thinking the same thing! - You jump up and hit that brick ceiling with your head, man. - Well.
I'm not tall enough. I need something to make me taller. - Here, here are some mushrooms from my pizza. - - Mushrooms make you grow. Now I'm like twice as big. - - Coins! Dust coins. - Good job. - Look, look, look. - What are you doing in the sink, man? - I'm trying to go down the pipe! I can not do it! - I guess in life there are some pipes you can go down and others you can't. - Dude, that's deep! - - - Did you see that? -Wha...-When Gray jumped out of the sink, he was like a polka dot plant with a red face, and it was spitting fire at him. - I need something to give me firepower! - Yes. - Oh. - Ah, good idea. - - Ah ha!
Boom! Boom! - I'll help you, brother! Well. - - Oh. - Dude, why did you throw a green shell at me? - I was trying to kill the plant, man. - Then throw a red one, you cocky little monster! - Yes. Guys, look! Look, I have a star! - Dude, now you're like invincible! - Are you really sure? - There's only one way to find out! - Oh! Why did you throw a hammer, brother? - Dude, that's my problem. - - There should be a song like... --that indicates how much invincibility you have. - - What's going on?
We can hear clear screams at the end of the hallway. - Princess! - Princess. - Okay, look, uh-uh. Just because I wore a pink dress today doesn't mean... guys. Do you want to hear something totally false? - Hmm. - I think... I think our CEO, Mr. Bowser, is going to kidnap me! - Oh. - Mario! I want you to go up to Bowser's office and jump in his face! - How often? - Three times! - Well. -Hey, why don't we all go? We can play, collect stars; It will be a party! - Oh! - A Mario party! - Why do we have to call everything "Mario?" It's like Mario Party, Mario Kart.
You stinking narcissist! - Okay everyone. Last quarter was extremely stressful, so for this week's meeting, instead of talking business, I thought we could play a fun get-to-know-you game with this ball I bought. Well? Then everyone stands up. - Well. - Okay, that's how to play. You throw the ball and then whatever question your right thumb lands on, that's the one you answer. Alright? - Alright. - Oh. Where are you from? I usually tell people I'm from Utah because I was born there, but I actually grew up in Ohio. - Alright. - What is your favorite color?
Well, my favorite color is brown, but I wear pink all the time because my husband says it looks good on me. - Here we go. Well. What part of the body do you feel most insecure about? That's an uncomfortable question. - Yes, you don't have to answer that. - No no. It's okay because I

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as a team and this, my friends, is a safe place. Good? - Yes ok. Okay, let's do this. Um, I feel very insecure about my overactive sweat glands. Especially in uncomfortable situations, you know? Oh here we go. Tacos are condiment. Roast beef or pulled pork?
Put-put your orders. - Oh, it's fine. - Maybe I should answer another question, you know? That was like... - You can probably convey it. - No, because I work as a team and hey, we are becoming friends. - Yes. Yes. - Very good, here we go. How much do you weigh? - That's a bit inappropriate, right? - So I'm... just shy of... 200 pounds. Yes. 200. Okay, yes. In reality, it's probably closer to 230. Funny story, funny story. Hmm. My metabolism slowed down significantly due to my thyroid. It is a problem that only affects women. Uh... But alas, I'm done, and we're...
We're leaving this little spree behind us. We moved to other places. We're...actually, it's closer to 260, you know what I mean? Did you know? Just... 265. Freshly made. - Okay, um, what's your favorite vacation? Uh, I go to Disneyland once a year, so... - Defense, okay. Careful. Box you out there. We're having fun, friends. I really think I need another question. You know, I really think I need... it's weird... Okay, here we go. Oh. Would you rather drown a puppy... or push an old man down a flight of stairs? - Don't answer that question. - Okay, no, no, no, safe place. - No. - We'll talk later.
Um... I'd rather drown... ...an old man. - It's just... in shallow waters - It's okay. Well. Officially done. I'm not going to touch this thing anymore. Weird questions. - Are you happy or fun? - Okay, you know what? I think... I really think there's a good question for me here. Well. Alright, here we go. Who is the ugliest person in the room besides you? That's just painful. If you hated a race of people, what race would it be? Well, this just says, "Shout out a bad word with a question mark at the end!" -Barry! Please. I think we all feel like we know you very, very well.
Only for. - I... I must apologize from the depths... I am shocked by my behavior and what I have said. It's just... ♪ ♪ - No. - It's "Do you prefer baths or showers?" Hey? - Well. - Did you know? I started from the bottom. Now we are here. - Well. - Uh, this is really difficult. It's very difficult because I don't do it either, so I don't really know how to respond... - I can't eat tacos anymore. - Safe place. Hey... - I'll never be able to eat tacos again. - That? ♪♪ - Hey guys, thanks for watching. - Very funny, very funny.
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