Bradley Cooper: Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis

Hello and welcome to another episode of Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis. I'm the host of the show and my guest today is someone named Bradley Cooper, very excited to be here. Thanks, you're in a comedy movie right now, let's talk about comedy movies. I love wedding crashers. I've seen it three times. Oh thanks. Well, didn't you? Yes, would you play? I played at lunch who was the bad guy in the movie versus Vince Vaughn. The toes of the right foot. I gained like 25 pounds at a time. role because I was worried that they wouldn't think I could be the bad boy to Jeremy and John, the characters that Owen Wilson Vince Vaughn plays as his thirty-five-year-old divorce lawyers and in their free time they like to crash weddings and In a of the weddings crashed with Owens' character, I think I was thinking of the wedding planner, no, that's Matthew McConaughey, who I didn't get to cast.

Well, he plays a guy who is also 35 years old and still lives at home with his mother. and dad, Kathy Bates, Terry Bradshaw and I play demo, he doesn't give a damn, nobody gives a damn, so you live in California, yeah, yeah, I live in Venice, California, so you hang out with one of our showbiz guys who's got a fucking carrot after me, yeah. Hey what's up? You're on the cover of details magazine, which is a really good publication, if you ran out of Cologne, why should it be like that? Why just being mean to me you mean just asking questions?

So you hosted Saturday Night Live. yeah, maybe, oh, that was like a dream come true who's the deal: Delaney Boozer quit, come on man, come on man, Zac dad, what are you doing? Read my notes, you just know I was insecure about it, well man, you know you can. Don't skate just because of your looks, it's not funny, this is what matters, what's inside Bradley, they are a real touch, what are you fucking?