Karen Walker being filthy rich in her mansion | Will & Grace

oh my gosh, that was the best night's sleep I think I've ever had in my life. Well, it should have been honey, you're sleeping on a $5,000 mattress with $5,000 sheets in the slit of a 5,000-pound man. Hey, listen, thanks for staying last night it helped me a lot. I'm glad I can be here. You know, at one point in the night I watched you while you were sleeping. You looked so innocent and peaceful. I panic. God. I love this nightgown. It's so roomy honey, that's not a nightgown, that's a tight Stan t-shirt oh oh no no no no, that's okay oh my god, oh my god, look what time I have to leave, honey, are you sure What don't you want at least?

Stay for breakfast, no, no, it's okay. I'll grab some Oreos from the bowl on my bench. Oh wow, I love that color. What is it? Grace, there is no color. They just cleaned your toes. Still, it's cute. Miss, it's time to get up. Hey. How about turning down the volume on the foghorn? Raise your level. Drunk account. Oh, come on, honey, stay here. It's fun. I wish I could. I just have to clean my apartment. I have to pick up the dry cleaning for breakfast. In the morning we are serving French toast, the Mur arrives and the movie in the press room this afternoon is porn porn for women, maybe I should stay a little longer.

Wow, I've never been to this part of the men's house before. Oh well that's the gift wrapping room which is the Discotek Car Wash meat locker and then down here we have liquor storage liquor collectible liquor emergency dry goods liquor and liquor dipped candles and uh I thought I'd set you up here in Stan's library where does this door go what? walk around, honey, this door, there's no door there, you need to get your eyes checked, why don't you go see the optometrist? 10 doors down on the right, just pass Spencer's Gifts, come on, wait a minute, it's not one of those doors you open and then fall through. the side of the building is, of course, aren't all those door posts marked, push hard, come on K, I want to get to the door, okay, I'll tell you it's no big deal, it's that good, that's the forbidden room.

What a Forbidden Room, how dramatic. The Forbidden Room reminds me of my nickname at Camp. Forbidden Fruit, unless it was in a sleeping bag, then it was a fruit roll-up. I'll take these, the color really highlights my butt. Come on, focus, we're not. here for you we are here for the homeless people they are very lucky I hope they know how lucky they are very well let's jump okay here's a sweater here's a hat here's my arm here's my heart I can't do this Karen of Of course that you can do this, no, I can't, it's like giving away your own children, no, it's more difficult, you can always have another child, but our mouths only left this mark.

Now give me a good reason why a man can't go out in a cute pillbox hat hi reason oh my god look there are actually pills in here come on put that away and help me. Each item has sentimental value. I mean, take this dress Stan gave me on our honeymoon and to this day, every time he wears it. He can't keep his hands off me. Sayara. Make a call. Hey, don't come in here just barking orders at me. I'm in the middle of the hardest thing I've ever had to do. He's your pharmacist, honey. Gotta take this right, I can handle it, oh you can handle it, interesting, you know, I've spent most of my adult life and millions of my husband's dollars learning about fashion, what are your qualified skills?

I'm gay, oh baby, what would I do? do without you, you

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start with the puppies and Gucci and work my way up to the fuchi, Su and luchis once I got lost, but now they have found me. Dr. Marcus, yeah, there's a Dr. Morty here for See You Around, great, tell Danny to come over. Suddenly, I work for you too. I'm so sorry but this trip happened so fast. They had to start on my paperwork so Danny offered to come and bring it for me oh well I finally get to meet the famous Dr.

Morty Leo is going to Guatemala with him she uh hello I'm really sorry to intrude on you I read your papers thank you Danny these are Will and Jack Karen lario hi hi nice to meet you hi this is my wife Grace oh Leo never mentioned he was married oh I'm just kidding I'm just kidding he talks about you all the time oh all the women in the hospital hate you and one of the male nurses yes he I also mentioned you, although when he said Dr. Morty I imagined a dirty old Jew who kept saying: this is what you call dinner, you already met my father.

I better go, it was nice meeting you. Hey, I'll accompany you. Bye bye. Bye bye. Seems nice. You must be dying, aren't you dying? Your husband is going to Guatemala with that. I would die. I know that body. She could be in a white snake video. Woo, she just dies. It's a lucky flesh-eating virus that catches her. She is beautiful and saved. live a big scream, sometimes I look good and let people kite in front of me in line at the supermarket, well I haven't but I have thought about it, come on Gracie you have nothing to worry about.

I know I'm very secure in my relationship I love my husband and I know he loves me I would die Rosario where the hell do you get your ass in the playroom and get rid of all this garbage lady I told you the doctor said I shouldn't lift anything he threw of the muscle oh honey I'm sorry I keep forgetting you're in bed can I get you something? No, actually, I could use an encore. Hey, car. What are you doing in the game room? Oh, hello, honey, since STS is in jail and the stepchildren are. Spending most of my time with his first wife, I decided to turn it into something useful, you know, like a laboratory or an Indian casino.

Oh wow, you have an Xbox, hey, hey, hey, just because my husband is in prison doesn't mean you can talk dirty. To me, what the hell is he doing here anyway, he's here because I can't tolerate two of the most important people in my life not getting along right now. I won't let my family go the way of other CH families, so the three of us are going to stay in this room until you two can find love for each other and no one, but no one will leave until we finish this, oh OMG, my corpse position just moved.

I have to run, listen to yourself to figure it out, remember, find love, oh. Honey, you scared me, I thought you were my clone, but none of them survived, hey, do you care, hey, aren't you supposed to be at work? 'Cause I know I am, oh how am I supposed to leave you? I look at you, you're broken, oh well. In fact, honey, I feel a lot better. Yeah, I just talked to Stan. He had a good day in prison today. He and a convicted junk bond trader smuggled a glazed ham from the kitchen. So baby, if you want to leave, I know you have. things to do, I mean, you have to make fashion mistakes and it's probably happy hour at some gay bar.

Oh, and you also know what I'm not going to leave you either this apartment or this bathtub until I know that you are totally complete, no other. word, you know what I'm getting a little chilled, so could you close the door? Please, from the other side you seem fine, why are you so drunk when we are together in the same amount? Hey, you don't look so good, it's not so fun to look behind the wall, there are no people like us, we should leave the walls up and all the feelings on the other side, what do you say?

We start stacking those bricks. Good idea, me first, um, oh, the time the football team caught me. Kissing that football team sign never happened. My eighth birthday, which my mother celebrated by changing my name and moving to Vancouver. Bye bye. Oh, or the time I told my first boyfriend I loved him and he said, "You just ate falafel." It hurts a horrible gasp from Patty Hurst from behind the closet door never happens oh, what about Stan's return? That's a big old brick. I think I need to leave it out for a while, it really hurts, but I may need to do it.

Take a look again, eh, I'll leave one too. I had the perfect guy and the perfect job and I threw it all away, baby, I said leave out a brick, don't blow up a bow, but you know I feel a little better, yeah. I'm glad I feel like I'm going to throw up, okay, second door on your left. H roommate, grab your violin and your spatula and meet Mr. Truman at the John, here she is, where the hell have you been? We've been up there for half an hour. hour waiting for you to turn on the TV yes Rosario thanks to you we missed our show what if Martha Stewart was nice today you two are like fools and drunks don't you love our roro let's tickle him DG Pro rosie no no no no tickle no please I have I have to finish this sweater for Mr.

Stan so that you can take it tomorrow when you visit him. I'm not going to go tomorrow but he'll expect you at 10. Yes, well, I have other plans. I'll be at the observatory watching Woody Allen. Take him with his daughter and his wife. How can you? can he be so heartless? Mr. Stan, you suffer in prison. He hasn't been to visit him in weeks, please, the only one who suffers is the guy in the bunk bed beneath him waking up every morning. with a mouth full of mattress, if I have learned anything from Dolly the Flame through Richard Gear it is that suffering is a state of mind very similar to heterosexuality or the Midwest, you idiots couldn't last three nights in prison, Take away their freedom, hell.

Take off your pantyhose, you'll be crying like a baby, hey, that happened once and how dare you reveal secrets of our matrimonial bed, in fact, you couldn't last three nights in this room, well, neither can you, ma'am, I live in this one. room, oh. Well, all I'm saying is that I could make it easy, I really can't make it interesting. What are you suggesting? Are you asking me to take my top B slower? Gypsy Rose Lush. What I'm talking about is three nights in this room and if any of you leave before time runs out, you'll have to visit Mr.

Stan every day for a month, but if we win, you'll have to give me closure. of the week at the country house and let me hunt him, we lost our deal with Fox, wait. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, how did I become a part of this? What do I gain from this? Well, as my cellmate, you would be my you. I would be subject to

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abused at any time of the day or night, let's start now, okay you have three days to start now, good luck meat, I don't know what to do, I mean, Grace is my friend and it's not that I don't appreciate what it does.

It's over, but enough is enough, I know mommy, he's taking me to the W, he's sleeping in, he's insulting the staff, he's turning into one of those

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, abusive people, they should punch him in the neck. with my fist open, there's my girl, oh, what are we going to do? Wait a minute. I have an idea. We will come up with a big elegant plan with many twists and turns to make you understand what he has done. You will hide somewhere and wear big shoes. Oh, we could go simpler. Thank you honey, you are a good friend.