Borderlands Handsome Jack Vending Machine unused voice lines parody Rhys version

Hyperion, the heroes weapons, if you are rich enough to afford a high period weapon, you will deserve it, protect yourself like I protect this planet, get a high period, nothing takes down abandoned faster, hey, this is Jack the Handsome saying Hyperion. makes the best, most accurate weapons in the galaxy, that's why I bought this stupid Hyperion place, after all, this is Handsome Jack. Would I guide you wrong? Hyperion believes that at the end of the day it's all about accuracy, hey those bandits can move pretty fast so you better have an accurate weapon in your hand, get yourself a Hyperion Hyperion Weaponry.

Hell, I'd buy a mandatory weapon. I can do that? When you only have to kill one Vault Hunter, choose Hyperion. Hey, have fun. Bandit, goodbye, now, look. then, bandit, bye, we appreciate your business, the Gilson gang is for me, buddy, thanks for buying from Captain Awesome, oh, where are you going? You still have money left, friend, goodbye bandito, see you later, thanks for the coin fool, you have good taste for a bandit. Hyperion does the best. I'm surprised you can afford it. That will help you kill some bandits. You know, I'll get it back later. A villain who buys weapons from the hero.

It's ironic that you're going to die with that gun in your hand. Man, that's pretty good, right? Hey, make sure you point the barrel away from your body. Bandit, thanks for the money. I think I'll open another gulag.