Love Has No Boundaries | Gabriel Iglesias

I had someone who not only came backstage, this person paid to get into my dressing room, okay, yeah, he didn't pay me, by the way, he didn't pay me. I'm honest, ho oh, hey, I didn't make any money that day. true, if they had paid me, you wouldn't be here in this story, this is what I walk into my dressing room from the bathroom. I just finished showering and I'm in a towel. I walk into the room, I'll come to find out later. that this man was a very wealthy businessman in the community, okay, and when I walked into the room he was wearing a very, very nice suit, so when I saw the suit I didn't think twice because it looked professional, I thought maybe it was.

The general manager of the building, one of the promoters of the concert, could have been someone's agent, so when I walked into the room and I was able to say, "Hey, can I help you?", he looks at me and it was the most awkward conversation I've ever had. I have had. He looks at me and says listen, I'm NOT here to waste your time, furry, I'm prepared to take care of you. I'll give you a new Lexus and an allowance that's more than you make as a comedian. I have never been more disgusted and offended. for the fact that I wasn't gay because finally someone wants to take care of me, do you know how many people I take care of?

No one has ever offered me a Lexus and they should. I felt horrible saying no to this guy I still think about. I still have Houston's number. I'm going to tell you something and I don't know how this will end, but I'm going to say it. They would be an amazing gay couple. I would do it up to that part. but even then, have you ever driven Alexis? Those are good, sometimes you have to take one for your own team. I'm just saying this now in all seriousness, don't be funny, don't be disrespectful, let me tell you the reason why he would be an amazing gay. mate the level the level of communication between two men is so high that I could get an answer there may be clarity and understanding I can hear a yes I can hear a no do you know how many relationships I've been in and still not?

I don't know the outcome of certain conversations. Very simple yes or no questions. That's what I would do. Something as simple as "baby, you're hungry." If I don't need it now, you know how I'll do it later, so I guess it's probably a good idea if I start eating right now, but it really depends on the options, what do you think? What's up with this baby, where would you do it? I like to eat, you know, guys, yeah, everyone's finally pointing at someone right now, guys, I'm fine, this one has to be it. They would think this is the safest question in the world, but it isn't, they will just choose something they already know.

I'll go with the flow, whatever you decide is fine with me, you know me, just pick something, okay, let's go to Burger King. I don't like Burger King, why don't we have to go to Burger King? I don't get Chara The genre is Mexican diarrhea How about this one? How do you feel? You really really want to know how I feel. Good. You know, maybe if you paid attention once in a while you could know how I feel. Maybe it's not necessary. having to ask me that question because you would already know exactly how I feel the amount of time and energy I have exhausted to let you know how I feel you have the nerve to ask me how you feel now imagine the exact same conversation between mr. me too.

Lexus you know how efficient that conversation would be hey brother you're hungry you thought you'd never ask what you want to eat whatever you want to eat let's go to Burger King I

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whoppers Michu let's go to Burger King and start ready, we come back home and I ask them hey, how do you feel horny? How do you want to make this heads or tails? It would be efficient.