I'm Still in Swimming Lessons? | Hannah Stocking

Welcome to swim class 101, the YMCA was booked out this month, but luckily I have a great ex-wife because I'm using her backyard. But it does not matter. It's not really like that, it's about you, not me. Alright. I don't want to make this all about me, Steve. It's the wrong team, the wrong squad, you know, we all make mistakes. I have all made mistakes. I'm making a mistake right now *scratches* Jessica here! Stephanie here Amy here lele, present! Fuzmo! *waves awkwardly* Hannah Hannah No, you lose. Jumping jacks 1 2 3 4 5 6 Very good Are you Hannah? apology? -Are you Hannah?

Of course I am, who else could she be? Are you also taking classes? Oh no, this is my assistant. Join the line. Just give us a moment. Let's do some visualization techniques. You are not ready. Just a second. Yes *music ready* *murmurs* Ok, she's busy. You know that the wet cap is completely unnecessary, you don't need it, you don't need it at all. This cost $800. It is a limited edition that Michael Phelps signed. Yes, you don't need it at all. Michael Phelps wore it. You could have dressed normally like everyone else. This is a special skate that cuts through the water like a seal.

Today we will not swim more than five feet since Michael Phelps is my uncle. Let's start with some shoulder stretches! Come on man! Let's do it! Alright, let's jump in the pool. Ladies, I see some dives one by one *water splash* I love it *water splash* Beautiful *water splash* *water splash* While you kill this, put some thick energy somewhere *water splash* It's nice stuff . Ana, let's do it. *water splashes* What are they. I think one of the tiles is loose. Get that checked out, you know, let's get in line. Okay, enough of the nonsense. Okay, I'm just going to get out of here.

You know you can do it from there. You'll just have to get up and watch, okay? Hey coach, I'll let you guys move on. I'll swim alone *lots of splashing water* Immatures it's my turn (sighs) *aggressive rock music* panic in the water Oh my God! I think he's like drowning. That? What do you mean? Why do I need to breathe? You are losing. Arrest. Arrest. I was just looking for my glasses. Oh my God, he lost his glasses. She is losing. She increases heart rate, pale skin, blue lips. All right, administer CPR. Thank you sir (slaps).

It does not work. Relax now by administering mouth to mouth. Not word of mouth Oh. Very sorry. Try it. Alright, let's go. No. She wasn't choking me. Welcome to tadpoles 101, we take this class very seriously, Lilliana. Dylan here, Zoe, present. Trinity here Hannah Hannah what's up? Start with warm-ups. Do you like my shower cap? $800 Limited Edition Michael Phelps Is My Dad, Cool Warmups