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welcome everyone here and there around the world to The Late Show I'm your host stepen colar my fellow Americans today was supposed to be a special day a day when Donald Trump had to shell out over $464 million for a bonus in his fraud case in New York or Attorney General Latia James was going to grab him for ownership but then this morning a New York appeals court cut Trump's bail to $175 million and gave him 10 more days to pay each time. Seems consequences of any kind of closure get their way, who let this guy wish for more wishes, especially after how racist he was to the genie, plus cutting the bond by more than half and giving him an extension?

The appeals court halted restrictions on Trump running any New York Company or obtaining a loan from a New York bank, as well as restrictions on his adult children, meaning now Don Jr and Eric can still open their carts of hot dogs and cocaine. They do good business, experts say. The court gave Trump a Lifeline, which makes sense under the law. You have to throw a Lifeline at someone when they look so much like a corpse drowned in water. Trump has said Trump, of course, has said many times that he could pay this half a billion dollar bonus because he's

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, can we verify that Jim?

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, there you go, there you go, but Trump kept trying to wriggle out of paying half the bill and last week his lawyers claimed that for his super rich. The client securing the bonus would be a practical impossibility, so he doesn't have the cash, huh, it cost him now, he's not a really rich guy, he just plays one on TV. Donald Trump has a billion dollars the same way Patrick Stewart has a spaceship, apparently. Is it this weekend? This weekend Trump was struggling to find an insurance company willing to underwrite his bond. Hello Geo gecko, would you give me half a billion dollars?

No, that's scandalous. I demand to speak to your caveman. No, I've already tried everything. banks Tyra Aelia Special Agent Cody hello and cck anyway the appeals court reduced the amount to just $175 million even though on Friday Trump said he has $500 million in cash undermining his lawyer's claims it's like OJ will try to put on the glove and say this doesn't fit, but I love to stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, oh, oh, oh wait, but here's the thing: there's some good legal news about Trump today. You may remember that he also faces criminal charges in the Stormy Daniels hush money case when she whipped him with a magazine before marinating his shitake that trial that trial was delayed when some new documents came to light just a few weeks ago the lawyers of Trump were pushing for an even longer delay, but today the judge announced that the trial would begin on April 15, yes.

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. I have to admit that Donald Trump has done the impossible. He has made April 15 the day to celebrate and my compatriots. This will be a historic day. We are now set for the first criminal prosecution of a former president in the United States. American history, but only because Ford forgave Nixon for ruining the 1973 Super Bowl after the ruling. Trump spoke to the press at what appears to be some sort of flag storage facility and well, he got a little confused: you can't have an election in the middle. of a political season no, no, it is so true, now listen friends, we cannot have elections in a political season of the SE, we can also have Christmas in the middle of the holidays, come on and I promise you when I return to Blanco.

House, no car sales will be allowed during the Toyotaathon, it's too sacred. Immediately right after that, he shared this nugget of wisdom. We just had a super Tuesday and we already had a Tuesday after a Tuesday and we all know that you can't have more than two. Tuesdays because two Tuesdays are a day out of four now, a reporter from this uh little uh uh Gaggle here asked Trump about the potential political cost of losing the hush money trial. Would you be concerned that a conviction, if found guilty in that trial, could cost you the election given what Todd said voters well, it could also make me more popular so the more guilty he is the more the crowd loves him, it's never a good sign when his press conference answers could easily be ridiculed by the Joker that Trump continued after the prosecutor in the case Matthew Colangelo, who he claims tried to mislead the public Colangelo, has been sitting in the background for the last year , today he went to the front because they think he fooled the entire audience and the writers, including you, he got a buffalo, yes, we.

We've all been fooled, which is a devious legal maneuver where you're dunked in a delicious hot sauce and then served with a piece of moist celery. Trump was also asked if he would accept financial aid outside the United States. Do you ever accept money from a foreign government to pay bail or their fines or not, I don't, I don't do that, I think you would possibly be allowed, I don't know, I don't know, I mean, could you, I don't know , but Russia, if you're listening, maybe you know if it's legal. Could you write the answer on 500 million sheets of paper and put it in my account?

Well, you do well, well, we too, we also got a glimpse inside the courtroom. thanks to the cartoonists, including this one of a smiling Trump at the defense table, she looks like a Happy Frog and I know this because when I googled Happy Frog I got this now with everything going on yesterday, Donald Trump kept his laser focus on what is more important. To this golf-fighting nation, he told the truth: It is my great honor to be at Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach tonight. On awards night he received the club championship trophy and the senior club championship trophy.

I won both, wow, he won both, you know what? means someone else won both Trum Trump continued to describe the tournament and the words got salad a large and talented membership for golf an excellent and difficult course made the game very exciting we also have a large restaurant with omelet service and a bathroom documentation small and secret I won against all odds, ladies and gentlemen, my compatriots, today we can continue to have a government, as you saw last week. House Speaker Mike Johnson worked with Democrats to pass a funding bill to avoid a shutdown. It was a bipartisan effort to ensure the basic function of government.

So naturally that enraged Georgia Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Green seen here after seeing a three-legged poodle in the dog parade now to punish Speaker Johnson for daring to do things Friday Green filed a motion to overrule against Johnson threatening a vote to overthrow him. She is attacking. him for doing his job is like writing a review for your wedding photographer that says zero stars perverting on a photo of my wife and I kissing what else oh there's news from the sky world today the CEO of Boeing resigned either that or they never installed the bolts that keep him in the boardroom he just blew this guy up this all comes after a series of high altitude screams the disappearance of the Alaska Airlines gate the engines caught fire the wheels of a plane they had just getting out of takeoff and my seat back screen restarting in the middle of jumanji 2o now i will never know if the rock finds the falcon jewel andor's ability to leave the past behind but they had to do something things have gotten so bad to the company that nervous travelers are changing their flights to avoids Boeing airplanes Sorry, but there is no way to avoid Boeing airplanes, even if you are just walking down the street, their doors come to you on the way out true story true story true story that it's true that's the real story true story at the exit the CEO thanked one of his fellow executives for his tireless service yes, the service like some of their planes was tireless, we have a great show for you tonight, my Guests are judge Steven Brier and two-time PGA champion Justin Thomas, but when we come back and in the meantime you are hanging around