¿Franco Escamilla tiene gustos muy exóticos para Juanpis? - The Juanpis Live Show

I believe a lot in the law of attraction. Okay And one provokes nonsense when they don't pass me I look for them to pass Okay Like for example on this occasion I say we have from portion to joke we came from Jesús patatuchi my representative and friend and Cristian Meza fellow comedian you are very formal not very what very formal you Why I don't know Andrés but the businessman only bought a first class ticket for me and the normal representative, yes the proletariat has to go in the bathroom with its people I understand you perfectly What a delight And then well the Man in the bathroom It was his turn Hey then obviously we were bitching about it for that reason of course No well we told you how it was here in the beautiful people and you tell us how it went for you there in the favelas and we were able to do it but when we got used to it in the United States this joke was born when you are group one and your friend It's group three, they don't let you get on the plane together, that is, it goes in a row and they return you because your ticket says group three, so what we do.

The joke started in the United States of saying, "This is my emotional support, like animals. Yes, of course, and the person." of writers he laughs and says that I'm telling him it's not that he's my emotional support, I have to pet him during the flight and they laugh that they let us pass so we always make that joke and to come to Colombia we made the same joke like they didn't buy it as much But when you arrived suddenly they hit you in the face, what is that? They hit you. It's not that the immigration people sometimes hit you.

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you the video. Get me the video. not much respect Ah perfect How strange very formal very formal continue continue I say You travel a lot Ah but you travel on a private flight or don't get busy yet you filled up Movistar Arena is full tomorrow and you can't afford the plane but the businessman does So You're still a businessman. Yes, there's a lot of anger in Mexico. It's dangerous to be a businessman in Colombia, too. Hey, there's a lot of difference. So whenever we arrive with the immigration people, we try to make a little joke to lighten the process.

No, sometimes they're very serious and they always ask you who you are. No, my name is Franco And why are you coming? I come to give a comedy

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and they always ask you, are you a comedian, do you want to say No? I mean, then you get used to it and try to joke with them and usually when you say I'm a comedian, I come to give a comedy show the person from migration gets excited and oh who are you and you already tell him Oh I'm so and so Look for me on YouTube on Netflix I don't know and they look for you and Oh how cool and at the same time they take your photo this time we arrive we arrive in Cali and the vato of migration it was worth it to him that I was a comedian yes I told him I'm a comedian And the guy yes I'm here but well then we were Cristian yours truly we have to buy them completely you're still indebted to the manager but he asked me this is Franco Yes and he said Who is Jesus and I told him he's my pastor and I won't miss anything waiting for him to laugh And it's good that you laughed because that guy didn't laugh at all guy Ah, very angry and I tell you, we came bitching at Cristian that we had him as a pet and all that What, and we showed our Coby vaccination card and I didn't realize it and the diverter turns to see Cristian and asks me is he vaccinated No I do have all of them we already dewormed him there he did smile there yes they are Okay Hey you can smoke Here yes please to the ashtray you have one and why would I know if it wasn't what they call the Service to the ashtray Because if maybe I can do it too That's right they are Venezuelans tell them tell them son of a bit my cigarette is gone Here they are bringing you a address yes you can Franco you can maximum respect for Venezuela no yes but well what do we do It's a situation I took advantage of that situation So if they come here and are in that situation an address eh the first one didn't come back he stayed running an errand ok look at him There he is running the other What is it to go for an address, sorry when they bring something to your house, for example, you ask for an address, a home de

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ry service, to say three, the three most common What would they be, yes, I'm a little excited And what does it say to you Ah well, congratulations on his success but it gets to you They are little jokes they are little things if you were from migration from Cali I would have done him yes no but what a bald man so bitter guy a smile I just got from him so embarrassed That's good So Of course that address when you're hungry you also ask that man for the another was also hungry, correct me if it is in all of Colombia but they told me that in Medellín they call the prostitutes the lazy ones Yes, they call those with distracted morals bad they call them bad bad it is true it is yes bad because they are not because they are very decent they very because They are very formal and I say that they are so good at their job, not that they are called bad, what you just said is going to send you to Medellín.

I don't know. I have a relationship with all of Colombia. Okay, I'm already half Colombian. No, don't invent it. Every time you arrive in a country you say the same thing to fill the city or the country or in the city or in the country Hello This is now my second country and you do it in every place and it works for you and I make a joke about it Exactly because that's how we are, yes, we are very healthy, but it really is like your second home. We don't know, I already looked at there are about a thousand tickets of 14,000, there are 13,000 either with the crisis here, not the Mexican one, but the one here, everything is fine, you know that I had to change a part of my show because of that crisis, not because of the crisis, what happens is that Thanks brother, but it got crossed like that with some balls, here they don't give a damn for having made that little joke out there, someone from my team picks it up and stops the street to work for the venecos rich program or not when have you been able to smoke in any program in your life and the children only Franco I can Yes of course and the fact is that in Mexico they are already very stupid with the cigarette it is no longer possible Not even in open spaces It can't be Seriously, and that's because people who don't smoke hate people when it's something that bothers me, it's the only addiction that is treated with contempt, okay.

That is, when they know a person who is addicted to gambling. Poor guy, he has a gambling disease. If he is a drug addict they say Poor thing is sick, alcoholism they tell you is an incurable and fatal progressive disease but when you meet an alcoholic and they say Poor thing is an alcoholic but with that in a smoker and you screw your mother on that side that is, he can't be with us They don't love us, they're cigarette-phobic I'm so sorry No, nothing's wrong, you had a life I think you don't care anyway Because you came from a very heavy life, no, I didn't want to be a comedian, you feel sorry for being a comedian, you sold hamburgers or you were the hamburger, you sang in buses, in trucks.

What? horror sacristan Yes also a little time or short and very short very short also from zero You left a company and in order not to get fired you confronted the owner and you had to go back to being a waiter yes at what time Yes well the life of the One hundred of the population is poor, brother, and we need you and that's fine because without you we wouldn't be there. I mean, you're not going to cut your own grass anymore. Exactly. You're not even going to write your own food. You totally need us. Yes, but you left us.

Well, we lost a slave, but suddenly, thank God, things started to go well for us. Okay, you are very believers, too, thank God, thank you. Well, yes, right, I don't know about the rest. Okay, and all the time you went to bed, let's say you made hamburgers, and all the while you said, you prayed. God, take me out to the countryside, you went back to the other job, God, you sang on the buses, God, and now you're filling the pods, stupid bastard, no stupidly, I never asked for anything, no, I mean, when things started to happen and I'm really grateful, but you know what's happening, you asked for it.

So Why do you thank him? Well, because he made me part of him, yes or it was you, that's too much, I have to say it myself. But then it's my moment, my only moment to maintain. My humbleness is to believe that there is a God, because if not, children of don't know. the one who reads Well, I've told a lot of people. Thank God I believe in God. If that's how I am, imagine thinking that he doesn't exist, I would have already worn some sweaters around my neck and shit before continuing with that topic. I think it's interesting So that we don't always fall for the same thing and that we have to make jokes, it's not worth it to me.

They've already paid. They've already lost their money. If they feel like it, they're still happy seeing, thank you, what do you feel about that at the time of the They don't even welcome a Colombian to leave. So here we need to suck foreigners, we really lack it, but here every Thursday and Friday and no one has a good turn. pay no they they pass like this we support the project that's why people like you make total money for those types of ideas dude that people pay to see me talk pure nonsense exactly and that people still leave happy after that is the strangest thing They leave happy I would be angry to continue spending The country is stupid looking at themselves and they spend and now they go and spend and try to look for happiness where there is none Where is true happiness money Okay that's another genius of yours the millionaires Totally they sold us poor people the idea that money does not buy happiness and you leave with that idea people say this is a millionaire but he is not happy We try to do it but the millionaire is at home So we come is there or If not everyone acts like you to get ahead no I don't suit them it doesn't suit them Hey yes I am a bad image no but imagine this full of rich people how there are few of us we meet Let's visit each other And now we laugh for example Here is a very good transportation system we don't have subways we are trying to keep running and you see two buses stuck together there are even three buses stuck together like an accordion one with jacuzzis in the center and for them it is about being halfway in the jacuzzi because The bus turns and everyone turns and it is the only time to feel rich or If they were pouring whiskey there in the middle they are pouring marijuana from the national completely And if this show is late if they give us half past ten eleven it's Uber's turn and no There is money for Uber at ten the public transport ends at 11 they close I think I don't know I don't know they have never told me they have told me No I thought that you were a shareholder in some food with peñaloza but I don't know about those businesses Yes you understand me Yes, it's a critical moment and they get on those buses and well, they get off here at the station to come to these types of shows.

You don't feel something strange in the smell, not because you fly the same, of course for those from the Seine. It's not that I don't believe in anything. It's just that I don't perceive smells very well, the rarest and least attended disability in the world. In other words, you

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with Coby, practically for you, the covid was something normal. This is how people have a sense of smell for those vacations they had that they didn't give them for two weeks. okay okay okay And you have a dangerous side of course I don't smell when it smells like gas no no I was once playing on the console but yes I was here relaxed but I do perceive Flavors and my eyes can water Hey but it never fits how you really feel that you received that way in Colombia How did you achieve that at what time Because I also know that he was his own agent you called a hotel to say look we want to do a comedy show with the great Franco Escamilla I am his representative Raúl you talk to Raúl and you say No, here we don't know any Franco Escamilla.

So Franco Escamilla doesn't show up here, like at what point did someone give you the opportunity and this became what it has become, you really know that something very nice about social networks is that a creation of new mini entrepreneurs, for example, the first show that was sold outside of Monterrey as such, like a presentation by Franco Escamilla, was in the city of Tijuana, Baja California, and the event was organized by a girl who was a fan. In other words, she watched my videos and told me Hey, I work as a PR in a bar and I'm trying to convince them, there's already so much budget to include your flights and they gave you what they paid me, eh, so yes, more or less, but better than grillers, yes, they do complain, one singing on buses and but it's one what mepagan, thank God that he put you with that desire but when I sang on buses I didn't have those followers on YouTube that's why it hurts that's why it hurts but to give you an idea they paid me a quarter of what they earned at the box office that is the The bar kept the box office and the consumption and they paid me with a quarter of this.

So we arrived at the bar and when I saw that there were 430 people, it was my first soldier, my first event outside. Yes, it's a hallucination, as we say in Mexico, because it's not You can believe it yes, that is, from the outset, thinking that more than 20 people want to see you becomes like Yes to the gang member, why not? You start off completely clear and say no, it's not on television, I'm not on the radio, which is like in Mexico before you hit, you had to be either very funny or very talented and there was no room for those of us who were neither of us but the first events begin very humble eh very humble no no no it still is to say yes because there are many very talented people I have had the pleasure of meet comedians from all over Latin America and you see very talented people and you say why this bastard hasn't put together such good material as he has because people at some point decide to support one because it's not up to us, that is, you can do all the strategy that you you want on networks but people are the ones who decide, I'm going to share this video or I'm going to tell my friends about this guy that's what works and that's how we started the first tour, they were pure fans who helped me get events in the bars where they worked or that it was from a family member or that they were biting the owner biting and God bless the whorehouse we ate thanks to that ok and arrived in Colombia and a Movistar arena that is to say fill an arena Well it was a risk that we wanted to take because last year we did the astor five functions this well we said we can put everything in a single event and extend a little more it is not wasting What five functions and I can do one and leave Well more money less wear and tear I like to stay more days Don't invent because material comes out material Okay, when last year when we came I recorded a monologue that I called Colombia and it came out on that visit, that is, the first day we arrived in Bogotá to Cali Sorry, we went to the east hill where the Christ is that they put on you How many meters is it smaller than the another and they took me to the zoo just to see what was outside so I went again the zoo was closed they don't want me there dude they didn't open it for you I didn't explain who I was and I knew you but I said they didn't believe me I explained who I was since immigration received and and material comes out.

I mean, if I have time to visit the city, for example, today, when we had a day off, I was able to come to the program and something, something is going to come out of material. Ok, I don't want to pressure you, I'm going to behave amazingly, guy. Hey, how delicious you are. here it really is cool How cool that I was dreaming about this moment of now I don't know how to act do yourself it's not always me it's never ever ever ever Hey and in fact they had talked to me about a topic that you talked about when you ask for a cigarette in a Colombian store that is great, not when I sent it.

I asked a little boy as a favor. Well, a little boy, I think it was in Medellín. I don't want to lie to you because you go to Medellín so much. I like it a lot. Of course, you treat me very well. The people are very nice, of course. Not to me. I like him very much, okay. If you want, let's go out and go partying in Medellin, tomorrow I'll take you and well, I asked the little boy to please go buy me some cigarettes and I'm trying to say this from complete ignorance because we get it to Mexico.

For example, Colombian novels don't reach us. We consume them. I remember Ugly Betty and My Fat Beauty when I was younger. When the Internet did not yet exist, we already saw both Colombian and Venezuelan-Argentine material and you almost didn't reach us, but Chavo del 8 did reach it at some point, six of them. the morning yes sir and good The rose of Guadalupe guy a real big apology Hey we have sent you the best Betty the ugly bastard And you send us The rose of Guadalupe really don't be bastards guy they send us the worst what is left over what is left over If they send us some very very novels And how come the protagonist is Colombian, that is, almost Daniel Arenas, every morning with us, you don't know who Daniela is, it's because he hasn't watched television for years, he's a Colombian actor Who practically makes all the Mexican novels he hit There, what's not it is that in Mexico we love foreigners a lot, yes it's cheaper.

Not of course, we take people for rappi, Venezuelans, that's why it's not cheaper. They are undocumented in Mexico. The Colombian accent is very popular. Okay, Italianism, time, is very feared. truth and I told people about it in that monologue precisely because of that anecdote with the boy that I sent to buy cigarettes because the way he spoke was not like the soap operas like El cartel de los sapos and those because I told him brother, I'm in charge of you I told him some cigars, look at these white ripe ones, but please make them white. I can't tolerate the others, yes.

If you can't find them, you'll come here. Nothing's wrong, and the little boy is very, very serious, don't be a purée, and right now I'll give him that turn of phrase. one and he left and I said oh bastard yes I was worried Guy I just fired guy I think I just ordered someone to be killed but I'm not sure if tomorrow it will appear in the price that they killed a white man it was me but Black Goku well white but him and him Woman is very nice, the Colombian accent could be insulting you and you are.

Yes, tell me that I am one, do you speak of the Santanderean of the Colombian in general? Oh, all of them, in general, do have a very rich, very nice accent. Do you like it when they yell at you? Well, with That a woman talks to me I'm already happy that she talks to me I say I already feel part of humanity Okay and a lot of women are talking to you now that well, you're not a griller, a griller is that person that you sent to buy cigarettes. Practically everything is that it seems and is a gang member like that but not because the majority of my audience are men to begin with according to the analytics they have given me year after year my best mark was 8020 80 percent men 20% women So I have said it in a monologue to other fellow artists yes they get women Okay they send them messages or they send them photos and to me the women generally tell me we are but inverted no to me they talk to me men here are 80% women 20 How difficult but good The rapper For example you are going to understand it There are also messages from women and men, no, and from men, I'm sending you this photo of mine so you can think of me, I don't know, and they send me messages like, can you send a greeting to my boyfriend, he's a big fan, yes, or in person, they call me cool.

My husband loves you, I'm even jealous of you, like Wow, I mean, I've thought that if I became gay I would leave as a mother and you've never thought about it, but thank God, I haven't even tried, right, but it's never too late, but that's it. from afar the man is very ugly brother yes brusque the man is ugly that one smells like sweat no And that's why they follow you 20 80 you're saying it dude Those are the ones that follow me they don't identify with me sweaty man it's cool to know how these stories of success No, it's really very cool to know that you've surpassed yourself It's strange that you weren't really going anywhere because Well, I don't know what they call it here in Colombia but in Mexico there is a derogatory term for those who are starting to do well okay, get up here They say new rich Also here it is a new rich new rich but it is derogatory you are godín there there godín is the one who works in the office Okay the Godínez are the strawberry and the my king Okay yes but he is not an employee ok He cannot be a prisoner I mean Yes there are those who have strawberries but they are not okay And you are none of these my king is not like no Look how he has seen me I don't know but well yes but apart from dressing you are covered in silver that's why I invited you thank you No it's not true I said No, well, poor.

No, neither did one think that you would do it as the altruistic time of helping the poor, make them known. No, yes, I have done it. Let's say that you have done social service here. I have done it. You take your village baths with Colombians and with Afro people. I have also I have had a lot of Afro-descendant Omar Murillo people who, well, the color you say blend in with the real one, if he goes to bed, he doesn't come, he smiles, you bastard, yes, yes, yes, but well, people like you detect us easily. It doesn't belong here at all and some make you feel it.

I find it very funny when I go to a place, a restaurant, a hotel, the same commercial flights and and I feel rejected, that's when I get the most out of the neighborhood, that is, how Alex makes it uncomfortable, well There you go, bitches and what is it like to take out the neighborhood, let's say, well, be there and they screw up the plane, for example, by talking to the flight attendant, you applaud, you applaud when it lands, eh, or you turn to the others and say, eh, a cheer for the pilot, come life and the people stay. stuck to the window for two hours like this and one or if I go in the hallway I tell him the one in the window gives me a chance to take a photo of the clouds because a very No yes very very buttery buttery habit yes it's the same it's fat it's the same you can have a lot money but well I mean you're not going to get rid of that fat there is never no power you know where I also realized when my father passed away we did the funeral services in a semi-gomela area and I had hired a catering service bread rolls coffee cookies Catherine is a old woman from Medellín to the caterer she is from Medellín she is bad So at the time of covid issue Medellín we cannot return after this show Yes, they love me there a lot because I love them a lot you are not going to come in last night it will be possible gonorrhea Juan Pablo and then at the time, as it was still in the middle of the pandemic, there was the issue, they didn't let many people in, they said they restricted it, instead of generally you put three hundred people in a funeral service, no more than twenty.

So there was no I thought about that and there was a lot of food left over, that is, there were bread rolls and cookies left over and I asked, Hey, you don't charge me for that. No, because it wasn't consumed, he said, No, it's charged. And today, what do they do with the rest? The employees take it or we throw it away. and he didn't take it to my house and I already paid for it the next day the family went and we gave each of them I need the remains here yesterday there was another rest to the remains and there are more remains there are remains of food I did understand this from you Those who are poor do not also understand the lack of education, there are times when they don't and you think that people are poor because we want to be poor, that is, the poor are poor because they want to.

Okay, yes, in total, it is not for being poor to stop be poor what you did stupid luck luck luck brother Yes but you know and I'll answer you Although the interviewee is me the interviewer no Yes I mean I think you're a little confused the habit I answer you out of pure coolness right now but I try to be because You have money but it's not because I send this with a Colombian bastard and they kill him Now the interview is over the interview is over and we'll bury him and we'll eat the remains so that it lasts so that it lasts Hey France now But why do you want to get me drunk? you came back gay you want my rest Let's see why you don't want to drink you don't trust Hey bitches I told you that I drink and the water gets into my trunk Then we calm down Damn stupid bitches I become a drone and then you're going to tell me that I'm a bad guy from Medellín, I'm going to tell you, take my remains, yes Juanpi is the bad one, ask, Sorry, no, don't worry, you're very formal, you bastard for being poor, you're very formal, it shows that you've earned money, you remember the day when you already felt that you could live well, you remember that day buying the house probably for your mom because it's the poor man's shirt yes I'm going to give a house to my mom Well that's what you did yes totally totally reputed leaving a glamping of those that are made on the roads with plastic because here they do Some brutal glamping sites on the highway, for me, they are irregular campsites and people come out.

There are people who live there in these glamping sites on the canal on a permanent vacation. Exactly, a permanent vacation. You leave your blanding and give your mother a house and return to your glamping site. no good if I go chronologically before going viral Okay I was already doing well in Monterrey okay I mean I could already make a living from comedy, my name was already not well known in Monterrey but people at least found me and they were going to see me at bar, there is a beginning and it was a time when I worked, look when you tell it, then people say Oh, what a worker, but working in comedy more than two nights a week is difficult.

I mean, you can't find places that want to hire you for me for the year. previous going viral I worked in five bars so I worked one or two shows a night I was already doing well and I managed to get my house and I was able to buy a car then when I go viral and you start to see me now yes now well well well yes I bought my mom's house but because my mom always had the no, she's not going to say it openly, no, but she was always like she had that thorn in her side that I didn't finish my degree and she told me that she's going back to study so that if nothing happens With what you are doing, at least you have a safety net, something to fall into and she was always mortified by that and I have a sister who is a doctor with a specialty.

You come with me to buy something, we arrived at the house and I told him that the deeds are already there, no, and this is your house, he cried, I told him, it's okay, mother, don't finish your degree, no. I mean, how many houses did your daughter buy for you, the doctor, none of them. Thank you, no one knew. You are resentful of the poor. It is very poor to be resentful. Yes, resentment. I mean, it is. Oh, I knew it. Well, I said. It can't be different. You're the same. I don't know whether to continue or end.

It makes me angry to continue. Do you remember that moment? You told him he already has two houses. Maybe things have started to get better for you. Let's get rid of that possible one that I bought for her. You know that my mother has become a strawberry.I took her up the stairs at my age then something in another Colonia Ah, she's totally become classist. She already said the people here are very regular, there's a lot of Moreno, I changed her house and we put the other one up for rent Okay Okay, that's how long ago the new house was Oh, I think two years is time to change, do you think?

No, but it hadn't been changed because of the pandemic. Yes, I bought it for him and the pandemic started and he went to live with me for a while. Yes, well, because we didn't know what we were up to. We faced it and it's very poor to live in total crammed conditions But they did it all their lives We're not used to it Yes, all ten of us in a room or we live like Apaches, we build around our dad's house or we build a third floor so that you can have your own house Eli, he has his own house He is independent, that is, he has his own stairs and there are no architects.

There is always someone in the family, an uncle who is a bricklayer who does it, so that's why the house looks so bad that all of us poor people have a relative who is a bricklayer. Totally, what was it now for the house? people who are watching this if you are thinking Who is my cousin Maybe it's you and here There was something very very nice that Miguel Uribe said not one of the greats the one with the song no No yes the people Ah no Miguel the song If I get to Mexico the song is a hit bastard no no no no never ever never nothing more to copy you is that I have raised it is elegant Of course you have not raised it because you are not elegant bastard the poor thing is waiting for your pots to be heated we are here bastard If it's not because of you, you don't identify yourself with this, you know, you've never had someone take food out of you with a tooth like that with a nail.

How do you take food out like this? I mean, you're going to eat at a little stand and you feel discomfort and you do this to me. How do you go to a restaurant? stall and how it makes the food if you go to a stall It stays with you I mean if you already understood Of course if you don't have to eat at night you are not disgusting you don't look for food wherever there is if it hasn't been stolen it has to be before Five minutes have passed since you just ate, if it's not disgusting, I'm very lost because I feel like changing the subject, let's change the subject, I've been vomiting for a long time, I'm like, What the fuck No, it's not about you coming in, it's about that comment No, no a little post about let's get into the topic in Mexico of tacos of course here about everything Well what am I asking you you don't know yes no but I have seen I have seen I have seen obviously I look at poverty a lot I love to see them suffer there are times I stop here and there is one It's called Antojitos de Juanpis, they copied me here on the corner.

Is it true or they don't live nearby? They're from Suba. Ah, Subas, a very average place, that's pure laughter from people and Antojitos, and they sell you meat that is very strange in color, sometimes. You say if it will be beef or something it is a lost dog a cat in Mexico we have the belief that we have eaten a dog surely we have surely eaten a horse that horse here is super normal well the cured meat in the south of the Republic is from horse Okay there it is filled with beef and horse it is salty meat in the end it is food for you it is left in an extension it is left with a lot of salt and it is preserved and it is very salty you do not accompany it with cream or avocado well that's it earning money you belong to some Club look what you look like you don't No if you cover your face you look good no I don't belong to any Club you haven't joined many years ago they invited me to play golf and not sports do you do let's say football I don't know very good I train mma yes I had you here Okay you fell on me Since you came in and I said What a cool person what a stratum under so cool so dear but let's see it is a very complete training it is fun and for a person who was never a fighter to be able to fight under conditions controlled like a mask some gloves a guy that separates you is very cool Okay and you have been doing this for how long a year and a half why did you feel like doing that made you angry something to download not long ago by chance of fate the only gym nearby My house was about boxing and I was fascinated by boxing.

It became a wonderful sport for me and once you train boxing you start to enjoy watching boxing fights on TV more. How beautiful your gift is. Don't tell me, I know thank you very much, applause, please. It's very nice, so good and I started training Box and then I saw videos of people practicing MMA and I found it fascinating and it's the most tiring thing I've ever done in my life fighting on the floor. My respects to those who do it constantly and for more than two rounds. because you do move, I mean, the cardio is so good Okay, the calamos are yours, I don't have the others Ah well, one and one, we don't hold hands.

Give me the right one, never the left one. Yes, it's fun to train, that's very fun. Okay, okay, but I never identified myself with any of these things about these sports, like sweating, OK. I never know that you are more into golf and racquetball, but what I was going for is with this new life that you have had, you have children, no. Before you had to know how much each thing cost okay Yes, true I said no this How much does some potatoes cost this and today you are educating your children so that they do not know how much it costs so that they do not live like that life that you had to live I don't totally know how much they cost, for example, if I want to buy them.

But I'm going to tell you something. At first, I was obsessed with that, which is going to sound strange to some of you, but I was worried that my children would not have a neighborhood. They would not have a neighborhood. Okay, how is this malice? from the street this mental acuity and what it means to have a neighborhood, let's say I don't know, I'm asking you because, well, I've never been in a neighborhood, well, it's like being there, it's always important that they never rob someone or they don't worry me, I don't know what it's like to drive. a knife is more than not losing your hunger hunger drives you if you don't know it hunger obviously I'm not super lost the desire, look, it's stupid but it's the desire to leave the neighborhood if the desire to get ahead of being able to help you so much to you as well as to your loved ones what sounds better life etcetera etcetera something happened to you and it really bothered me because one time I took my family to New York to go give a show at we went first to PlayStation Twitter and then we went to a very nice place that I'm sure you know is called carnes and Hall you did take it Well it was an adventure because once that event was closed later I found out that I am the first Latino to present a comedy show in a place that is Well, more like for other types of events, it's not that it's tender, it's like giving them that opportunity is great, it's very cool to know that there is a Latino there for you, it's very exciting, it's very exciting and it was, it was quite an adventure and I took my family to accompany me and obviously it's very poor when you go to New York you want to know everything clearly and I mean You ask where they went King Kong was uploaded not this exact and photo and you want to take the tour of all those things we didn't see any framers there is one with with some killos but we wanted to go do the Ellis Island Tour there we showed him where the Statue of Liberty is Yes and you do the Tour it's a little boat I don't know a ferry Oh no it hasn't been my turn to get to the ferry you have to get on to a bus that is public transportation in New York but it is specific for that tour.

I mean, it is not a bus that takes all the people but it is for tourists okay it is nice if I explain myself I mean we got on the bus and I said it is the coolest truck I have seen in my entire life and then I realize that it is the first time that my children get on a truck, yes I said, oh bastard, I mean, they are not aware of real life. Do you agree if they think this is a truck? The day they get on one they're really going to die, dude, because this one doesn't have seats, no, and because there's a naked man urinating there, because that man is bleeding and doesn't move, I mean, but after I realized, well, let's see.

They say. Therefore, if you are born poor, it is your parents' fault, if you die poor, it is your fault, so I said, Well, I want to give my children that they do not have those shortcomings, and their shortcomings will be that they do not have a neighborhood, they do not have a street, the plan is that they will never do it. I mean, if I manage to do that, I'm going to think that I did them good and I'm going to tell you something. I wasn't a hard-working boy when I lived with my parents. When my parents separate and I'm going to go to Monterrey, no one says hard-working, you'll be poor. and lazy as it is, they want everything for free, I was ten years old, they still want to get ahead, they work from the age of ten, don't do it normal, my dad was not very in favor of us working, Okay, he said, I am the breadwinner of the family, you don't need to work, then yes but if it supports something no something supports the idiots not as is and I don't know my dad was worried because I had jobs that maybe didn't pay me but that I learned to do something like in Cuautla there are many nurseries where they sell plants he sent me to work there as a farmer, not to collect plants and everything and then a summer there Now you are going to work in another nursery So that you can learn other things and the plan was to get into different I don't know carpentry mechanics to gain skills Then my parents separated And I had to go to work as a hamburger waiter you know everything you know everything okay There's this jacket you have that's something else there yes jacket too but we also say I like your jacket Hey do you know so-and-so what good jackets but she dresses well okay says Harley Davidson Yes sir you have yes I don't care I buy them I have them and I know that you started to earn a lot and at one point in your life you didn't even know how much you were spending Yes yes it happened Now you are more aware now you look at why you do it or not You know no because you didn't experience the trauma of the I'll tell you this quickly as a newly married no no but so you understand the context I just got married and I live in a steep neighborhood But there are worse things it wasn't that dangerous we had a thief in the Colony We had a neighbor, in fact, one time my wife left her car on and with the locks down outside the store after she said I'm going quickly and the door closed and she spoke to me Hey, we have to open it, I look like a mechanic to you. locksmith then I started to ask and they told me Tell Mr.

So and so he knows and he comes out with a Bar like that tell me and he says no like that there is no forgiveness don't say anything for two seconds he opened the guy car with the locks on but he just put in a stick guy That's it Yes, guy, no, it's not surprising here, it's normal. Okay, don't tell us something new, but he doesn't tell it, and he attacks me with a saw with a saw, not with a clothes hanger, but he respected the neighborhood, he didn't steal from us, I mean, we all knew that They stole but no one said anything.

So you were safe. Thanks to him, in part, yes. And yes, there were little boys who were from Una Pandilla and knew you, so we did food in one of these self-service supermarkets, which was the one that had the promotions at that time. cheaper then one day what are you going to do they sent me a chocolate that says Sierra Nevada de Santa Marta Magdalena Dark chocolate 80 percent cocoa that is putting us there we are about to discover it that comes out of a stall and is made one is cat Damn, my wife and I went to do the pantry and we did it at dawn, which is when there were fewer people and it was when I went out to work, so I tell myself, people know, I'm not sure if they've had a similar experience, it really screwed me up.

What my wife tells me, don't be bad, I only need toilet paper or toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet paper, and where is it in such and such an aisle, so I grabbed whatever one and put it in the cart and she tells me that no Why, or to know, is that this other brand is 60 cents cheaper. So we bought that one. I remember that I told him, dude, for 60 cents, or I mean, we are steep, but no, and he said, No, no, no, but, and he starts to do the math. look It's 60 cents of this product so much of this so much of this so much of this and suddenly I'm already getting pesos less and if it's a difference no.

So when you do it every fifteen days you do it every month you do it every year you say we're saving one thousand two thousand pesos for that small change and I remember it did depress me dude I mean my wife was in that plan worried about 60 cents dude I have done it or who do you think you live stupid I mean I thought you were going to tell me that no Why Because it's not aloe vera not something like that because it's not three leaves and it's uncomfortable for the ass because it doesn't come with a little bitch that pampers your anus now but for 60 cents dude you have to end that you have to look for an aspirational relationship I want the more expensive why Because I don't give a damn because I want well if I promised myself that you wouldn't have that fart again no total then you kicked her out yes it's not a date I don't know how much things cost okay It's not the moment I don't like to pay attention I mean obviously It sounds privileged, but it doesn't sound privileged, but let's see, it's not like you're buying something very expensive, bazing, that one costs 200 Mexican pesos, yes, here it would be, that in a store in the south, five dollars is a shirt worth twenty thousand pesos, five ten dollars.

Because it's also not Pure cotton is what makes you really sweat and gives you a hard time, but since you don't smell it, okay? If I don't fly, no one smells, keep it down, but I told you, I told you, I want you to try something delicious, very cool. Look, this chocolate is a chocolate. experience everything in our life is about experiences because since we don't even have anything to do we have to live experiences everything in food is an experience our life is an experience having families an experience I don't have a family or children or Sorry I was yes no gas no I'm going to make this leap to no one and of course, like your life, ours is your experience, it's a risk all the time, you don't know if you're going to get up tomorrow because someone in the neighborhood can kill you, but in this case there's one in the neighborhood that saves it, calm down here, no.

So it's about the meaning of things, not the taste of taking advantage of what you have, it's a chocolate, that is, You see it as a chocolate. You see it as achocolatebecause you have never paid attention to chocolate and there are people who are behind this chocolate very low stratum people making the chocolate it could have been you but now you are a comedian you are doing well I can eat the chocolate you are no longer making chocolate Because if we are going to That's why I could eat something, say, it's a hamburger and the barbecue guy was you like a little belly, so make sense of things, that's why they're poor, damn it, because they don't value the experience, they don't value the experience, so just raise your pinky a little bit.

Okay, but let me change my hand. to mirror that Try it first the alcohol and now the tip I'm going to also leave it to chocolate try another little try another little bit of chocolate with rum but do you know better or not is it that you feel it's that the poor man lives in eagerness calm down he's talking that He says he's going to continue, he's going to leave us the bus, I'm not going to work, don't calm down, relax, sit back, live the rich life, but look, look, you're doing everything wrong, relax your arm, you're stressed like this, relax, relax, like I don't care, Silvestre What?

Well, but it doesn't fit, I can't give another experience again. Yes, but you're still stressed and very quickly, relax, relax once in your life, the money is not going to leave the bank. That's the program, it's mine. It can last as long as we want. what a son of eh because people are waiting for you to say something and I care about staying like that but but look how beautiful look how beautiful what is happening people are waiting for you to say something I care about people that's not why they are there and we here are wise what I just said I just said something very horrible and they laugh at that horrible thing is that we poor people have rules if it is true you are not offended it is true yes it is true you are not offended But look you couldn't that's why no You're good you're in a hurry life is not going to go anywhere relax come on relax your face too I can't you can't no And you know it's stressing me out that I'm getting chocolate on my fingers but Take off your jacket for a second don't relax take off Take off your jacket Now changing the subject so that you can relax for two seconds you haven't relaxed, it's because I lack the experience if you know experiences you know that we have a version Poor of that we Of course are the little chocolates that have like eggnog or wine inside So when you bite into the chocolate ejaculation and it already tastes like chocolate with wine and it's nice for you, of course for us it's all these chocolates are good and with one look Ferrero gets excited or ejaculates from him, this interview has to be paid.

You have to pay for it with bolivars, son of if it's money Venezuelan son of a I can't accept money from a politician the most beautiful thing about this is look at how the people in the neighborhood vote I was happy happy vote food and you'll see your life is very cruel No because you can't live several experiences in a single day yes I realize my tastes, for example, motorcycles, therapeutic, I love to go filming and but well, Arli David, the one who had Terminator in the movie, just because of the Terminator thing when I went to the agency, are you a geek?

Yes, the salesman told me, have you checked it, I said, Yes, brother, very pretty. But I have in mind something a little taller because of my height, I'm going to appear as a circus monkey in this one, she told me, Take Lau Franco, she knew me and the third time she told me to try it, I said Well, they'll give you a commission, son of a bit. I mean, you have an agreement with them and Franco tells me it's the one from the Terminator movie and you got wet I said open with that idiot I mean and here it is raining other motorcycles and I bought it Hey in my mind and now it's finished son of a bit but I had cleaned myself with alcohol that you Stop the police, son of the police, I'm driving it.

I'm an idiot, I forget. For God's sake, let's go, Don Juan Pablo, please, boss, we're a success. Three of them understood the reference to success very well. Well, it's therapeutic for me. The motorcycle makes me feel good. It relaxes me. It relaxes you. Well, look, we have Frank Hollywood's studio, so we love it, it's crazy, we're not producing. Every day we make several programs, we have from Monday to Saturday almost every day a video comes out and there's You have to be reviewing both production and post-production people, you have to be recording, you have to be talking to guests.

So that takes away your time because the tour. Obviously we have to go out and give a show apart from my obligations as a husband and as a father, since you already replaced her. No, well you already brought some children No yes with me I go to school for them Yes but yes you continue to fuck yes Of course if it's not the flu they won't get rid of the desire but yes yes it's also good therapy it's the same although it's a big table where you invite a lot of people at the dirty table. Yes, in fact, on your tours you also invite comedians to open your show.

That has something to do with the fact that no one gave you the opportunity. You said, since I am here, I can give you the opportunity to be there so that I can open and be known by great comedians and also by learning from other colleagues, that is, you learn a lot by watching comedy from different countries whenever I can. I try to go to see comedy, there is not always a chance, not today, unfortunately I did not get tickets to go to a comedy bar, but let's go to go to another place, not that they highly recommended us, it is to live like the Colombian experience, not music from here, atmosphere from here, I said I want to experience that And where are you going, I have no idea what it's called.

In other words, you go where I tell you no, there it is yes. suddenly it's full of bad girls like immune don't worry I don't bring money I don't bring money what do you want guy today they brought the food to my room and according to me we had baucher open and he tells me no he doesn't have any and I told him I don't bring money and the girl Please, I swear, I don't even have a wallet. It's normal. We rich people never carry cash. We don't bring someone to bring the money. Exactly. Because if there is a problem, they arrest him.

You. You have lived in another world. A more rugged world. well Compared to your circle Well yes true But they told me a long time ago that the best way to motivate yourself was not just by looking up, that is, it is not to see how much you lack but also to suddenly turn to the sides turn down and say Oh bastard, I'm lucky that at least I have a house or I live with my parents or I'm healthy, in other words, it makes you grounded, it makes you a little more grateful to see Not everything you lack but what you already achieved And that Also Yes, if you don't keep it too much, brother Yes, but there is no ceiling.

Of course, but this is not a program to cry and talk about those experiences. Your life is worth it to me. If you suffered, you suffered, I'm not going to say. It can't be. Make a talk about how. getting ahead is worth anything and I didn't suffer it that much either brother you are not painting it because you just said it you have to look down you have to be humble don't be so stupid you fought it you bastard now buy them buy them I invite you to the club invite you to the club the club of that We play golf we take a few holes we see some A toast in the pool I feel like it's an old man it's golf no no no no no no no no no because it hasn't been with me parakeet and whiskey that's already looking like this that's a taxi dog from a stupid bus not even from a taxi the cart you run to the next hole Totally not the ones you bought run behind Mexico very similar today Colombia not in the totally what is happening It is as if we had Colombia in the nineties true I didn't know how He was here What happened just now that they took the son but no but they returned him because there was a mess I know how no no no no no What a shame what a shame to take him No it doesn't stop for something like that yes I don't talk much about that topic you don't like it I'm not I like it, I'm an idiot, nothing is going to happen to you Yes, but I don't talk about those topics much because I'm ignorant, I'm not well informed, so anything I tell you can come from misinformation and it makes it worse by wanting to see you prepared, you look better. and since I already struggled a lot with that image And also because I say I'm not that and I like to sleep peacefully I have this habit that I love being alive anyway and tell me no but I love it yes I love it Yes yes it was waking up peacefully tomorrow with Twitter you have but Yes, I think you are right, Colombia and Mexico are very similar, unfortunately we have been hit by waves of violence, corruption, mismanagement, whatever you want to call it, but it does not lose its flavor, the people are still hardworking, they are still happy, they continue to party, they seek entertainment is not incredible this country has been mired by violence for more than 212 years and we were the second happiest country in the world and they bought it they killed the one next door it is to be admired it is to be admired now we are in 60th place look happiness I don't know people are very sad people stopped watching Suso show they stopped seeing me José Gabriel stopped seeing me and people are very sad they are watching a lot of youtubers he left for this guy you know they are power Colombia on YouTube mathematics tutorials, bless them if you know any, thank them from me But since I have suddenly had to help my children with their homework and these are topics that you saw 20 or 30 years ago, I'm going to remember So what do you say on YouTube, you put mathematicians Colombians, if not, don't put, for example, a clearing tutorial and first you get a goalkeeper and you say No.

Now you just get a Colombian guy with a white board and you say That one and he explains it to you nice guy yes And besides how I like the accent What's the name This is not RCN This is not snails This is not channel one What's the name here you can advertise anything here one doesn't pay me the other doesn't pay me here all the brands there are several there are like five of them do you remember one no then Julio teacher Julio teacher Aha yes yes yes yes we can finish now or we can give you dinner right now come on we are not going to let you live the other experience no no How about me Look I'm going to take you somewhere I'm not going to be there not a place where you are trying to eat and there is and suddenly there are people pushing you because they are dancing.

So you have to move your plate like this to the rhythm if you don't know where you are going don't be a shit but they told me that it is a place where you eat and dance okay or they dance with your food I would like to close with the topic of your father the topic of your father has been very acidic Yes that's why I love death I am a hot man the smell of death I love it What does death smell like power Maybe you bastard I'm sorry, my mom is sorry, but when you make a joke like that in the show, I do it.

I tell a joke about my dad when he died and there are people who hurt him as if he were his dad. Who did your dad die, not before, don't screw around. laugh, it's mine and if it died, then you understand me No, but yes, this was complicated because it wasn't an illness. Like it allowed us to prepare ourselves, understand. I don't know that he gets sick and then you get the idea that at some point Better he's going to die. I don't know. It was very sudden. It was devastating at the time and to this day it is still a shame.

He had been living there in Monterrey for a little while. He had just moved into his house because I also bought his house from my dad. and the house still exists, I clean it here, what can I do, I haven't wanted to hire anyone, that's how I do it, you understand what I mean, it's my job, and yes, it did screw me up, especially because we were telling the clown show that it was about at that time. of my relationship with my father Then the closure was Now we get along better there is hope for others what do I know but when my father dies I still had like, or like 20 dates sold, something like that I had to change the ending I didn't know how it was going to happen react when telling it Because first they told me Hey, the businessmen can put this on hold until you feel good enough to talk about your dad again Because my dad passed away and the next week I went to do an auditory voyeurism show, we had to rehearse it to record it for Netflix and the next week I had to tell the clown show, that is, I had twelve Thirteen days to live my Grief and say, well, no way.

I have to tell it again and my worry was that I would break down on stage because it is a comedy show, I didn't want to like it. I had to kill the mood and then I even thought about closing the show in the part where I got along with him and not talk about it anymore but then the Inspiration came to say I got along with my dad thanks to my wife telling me I miss to my dad who just died because you can't deal with yours and I said I think that message is powerful and it moves me a lot I love it when there are people in the comments who call me Franco I reconciled with my dad or I spoke again to my brother or my sister, to a cousin, to an uncle.

What do I know? When someone tells me that they have reunited and reconciled with this relative, it makes me think that it is worth it, damn it, that I should experience that and if It can help others to reconcile, it is a great gift in life to be able to use comedy to give a message, so then there are people who got confused and thought that my shows were something to reflect on and I said No, that's all because it had become dead and the others I speak of pure comedy but it did affect at first my father's death anniversary I had to give a show in Lima Peru The last clown show was Colombia and then Ecuador so the last time I told it was that night yes I cried a lot in the hotel because it was like I'm not going to talk about this anymore and I was like Oh man.

This was like I grabbed her from the clown show and stopping telling it depressed me a little more and since I was already dragging myself with issues of depression, my family was worried about how I was going to react to what happened to my dad. Fortunately, or I don't know how you want to see it, but he left one after another. Because Hunter passed away, my 15-year-old dog, my dad tells me, then to my wife. They then hospitalized my Mom was hospitalized too and then again my wife and then a guy I love very much so it was like a bastard they didn't let me stay calm no OI mean, every tour with him when we say in the ass in the hand that you say something is not going to happen while I'm gone and at the same time they tan you get the idea that this is being alive, that is, you don't know if you're going to be there tomorrow, yes.

Your whole family is going to be there tomorrow So you better try to enjoy it as much as you can and try to generate as much as you can because tomorrow you leave and there is no more there is no turning back there I believe there I believe that is where work takes value What are you doing, thank you after everything you've done, all the tours, entertaining everyone, and with all that internal pain, I think it takes a little more relevance to other jobs, so thank you very much, brother, I'm delighted, take advantage of this moment because a rich man He's going to do it, he's going to give you the candle when it's always you, this in my town is a song that can be sung eh And when someone lights your cigarette he wants you And you know I'm going to tell you something How nice that you read it and that you understand it because I have a very nice space for you and I to fornicate two more and in the end we end like this another two experiences and maybe not like that tell me tell me I want to thank I really think that you are seeing the best comedian today in Latin America Yes yes and You were a griller, the best griller, being a comedian, the applause for Great Franco Escamilla Hey, philanthropic songs, a lot of things happen here that you don't even come, so take advantage and buy the tickets to see us live here if you want to see our singles here on One Piece Life show you want to see our sketches weón here Click here we are waiting for you and come to the theater dot com of

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