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Dems Secure Senate Majority | Elon’s Hardcore Sleepover | QAnon’s German Coup Plot

Mar 16, 2024
Welcome to The Late Show I'm your host Stephen Colbert folks, I don't know how you feel, but I come to you tonight satisfied and terrified because Raphael Warnock defeated Herschel Walker 51. 4 to 48.6 percent. come on and terrified because 48.6 percent of Georgians looked at Herschel Walker and said, yeah, that guy should be a United States senator. One of the main reasons I feel satisfied is that after the election is over, I can finally use the jokes we wrote a month ago for the election. night we have we have the uh we have control it's sealed with wax that was when New York was still under the feudal system I think open this thing there what do we have here look at that um ah Warnock has won Georgia, it's fitting that he's a reverend because when I hear that All I can say is thank God, this is a difficult break for Walker, although it will take a

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le of days to understand what happened to this one month old baby.
dems secure senate majority elon s hardcore sleepover qanon s german coup plot
It's a month-long joke. Month-long prank with this loss Walker is expected to return to his old job by lying about his previous jobs, but on the plus side, it gives him more time to spend with his family and more time to figure out who he has to have. those have those jokes engraved on titanium plates and buried in the desert. An interesting detail here is that Walker was hand-picked by the former president against the advice of everyone who had known Herschel Walker, but last night Walker did something that goes against the grain of his mentorship. Beliefs that he accepted.
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Reality. Walker admitted, but in his speech you try to keep things positive. Hey, I'm a winner, we're all winners, so we're all winners, and that's what I mean. We are all winners. That's true. Herschel in some aspects. We are all winners, not in this way, this way you lost, but in other ways, we are winners and to celebrate you winning and losing, we will send you this beautiful trophy. Walker, the best dad in the world, isn't working too badly. Walker talked about the moment he realized that his long journey was coming to an end, we've had a rough ride, haven't we?
dems secure senate majority elon s hardcore sleepover qanon s german coup plot
But one of the things I said is that, when they called the race, I said huge, it seems like they are going to add up, no. the numbers didn't add up clearly he's learning the numbers next thing you know we'll have to tell him more babies are coming from you Herschel apparently they're all yours so I'm sure Herschel Walker Walker so it was a bad night for Herschel Walker but Gran night for Raphael Warnock, who had to win five elections in the last two years. This is how he started his victory speech after a tough campaign or he should say campaigns.
dems secure senate majority elon s hardcore sleepover qanon s german coup plot
It is my honor to speak the four most powerful words ever spoken in a democracy. we have Meats Warnock's victory is especially exciting because it is another blow for the former president, even before last night the major candidates he endorsed in Nevada, Arizona, Pennsylvania, New Hampshire and Michigan lost and now the goose eggs and now some GOP pundits are saying Georgia can be remembered as the state that broke it once and for all yes, Georgia broke it, boom or like I just texted everyone on my phone Peach emoji fist emoji a people love it I'm getting a lot of exclamation points   oh, speaking of toxic narcissists Twitter CEO and the world's richest piece of nougat Elon Musk, as part of his initiative to make Twitter

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, Elon has been asking workers of Twitter to spend many hours in the office and on Monday he went one step further and equipped the Twitter headquarters with dormitories for employees who do not I am surprised that he puts beds in the office.
You don't want your employees to be woken up. So what kind of thanks? Thank you so much. So what kind of luxurious Tech Wellness rooms were these? They apparently consisted of unmade mattresses, drab curtains, and giant conference room monitors. That's not a room, that's where you wake up after the serial killer. This is bad for many reasons, but let's not forget that it is also sad, Elon. If you want to have a

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, ask all your friends. Oh, sure, these rooms sound. Pretty bleak, but there are some advantages that experts report that a room has a floor.
Look, why spend time with your family when you can spend time with a plant? And if living on Twitter sounds bad, it's actually worse because Twitter's janitors also went on strike on Monday. Blame them, people are sleeping in their offices showering in the bathrooms and some idiot ripped the sink out of the wall and now, ladies and gentlemen, join me as we visit the world of magazines, the Twitter of print publications, because today the Time magazine revealed its person of the year. Ukrainian President Velodimir Zielinski is a lovely photo, very good, he is great Christy Christy very cool, but even more impressive, he made the cover of Cosmo.
I feel like he doesn't seem too happy about it on the cover, but she did it. I feel like I can share it. This honor is just a little bit because the times have a big part of Zelinski's success dating back to his career as a television comedian. Zelensky was adaptable, trained not to lose his temper. Under pressure, he knew how to read a crowd and react to its moods. expectations Oh, I'm sure comedy is perfect training for wartime leadership. That's probably why no one has dared to invade the Ed Sullivan Theater. Here we go, yeah, thanks, well, and we have nukes, thanks.
Dave stays in Europe, there is news. Alf Deutschland, where German politai has arrested 25 far-right terrorism suspects who are influenced by Q Anon and

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ting to overthrow the government. Well, I hope you were planning on arresting them and not applauding Q Anon or else Security will tell you something before you leave. rewarding and terrifying, as well as rewarding because we are not the only country that Q Anon is trying to overthrow and terrorize because we are not the only country that Q Anon is trying to overthrow. It turns out that far-right terrorism is a threat around the world. planet and this

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was on a large scale, thousands of police officers carried out raids across the country, that sounds intense but remember it was done with those adorable European mermaids, oh this is so cute it's coming to get us in the meantime in United States.
New Jersey is a place and I feel like I broke my nose and the people are from there and one of the people from New Jersey that we just found out about was the niece of former New Jersey governor Chris Christie, who you may have read was kicked off a Spirit Airlines Flight and arrested after she allegedly accused a Latino family of smuggling cocaine and injuring six Sheriff's deputies, so a pretty standard flight for Spirit has quite the show for you tonight. Colbert's questionnaire to Mariah Carey. That's right, the queen of Christmas Is Here, stay.

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