Johann König - Ich fühle mich transparent | Die besten Comedians Deutschlands

This is the father's frustration, this is Joh König, thank you very much, thank you very much, good night, thank you very much, thank you very much, thank you very much, a wonderful good night from me too, yes, that's right. , we have three children at home and it is very nice that the children come back from school. At home and you have inspiring conversations. I may be the smallest in school and Dad told me, tell me four parts of the body. I told him what do you want. I don't have time, she says, tell me, name them, I told myself four parts of the body, yes, name me four parts of the body, and she looks at me and says, shut up, you idiot, we have three children living with us and it's true. nice with these three children yes, it is very very nice with these three children at home it is very very nice with these three children at home it is very very nice with these three children at home you just have to keep telling yourself. oh, can you talk to cool, yeah, three kids, uh, yeah, what are they like?

So clearly divided in their rooms at best, but um, I mean, now gender-wise we have um, yeah, we have two girls, one boy, um, although we have two boys, one girl. I have no idea that it's constantly changing right now, but hey, it's not bad, so I think yeah, it's good that you can change your mind, so the law of self-determination, that you can redefine yourself. In fact, I think it's correct, yes, that you. you can also be trans, that you can also be trans, what's it called, that you can also transact, yes and not only in terms of gender, but also in other areas in which you can redefine yourself, my son told me, although he was born as a visible person, he defines himself as invisible, he said that he looks

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and I thought, yes, I didn't understand it either, but I mean, I thought he was already old, no, of course how old he is, I have no idea, something strange I mean, I love seeing these children, yes, seeing children in general, yes, because children are very free, children have no barriers in their heads, children act instinctively, they do what they want and that is enviable. and how the children keep inventing games, how they invent games with each other and then they play with each other without the adults, a game that my children play very often, this game is called I can stand here the game works like this: you are standing very close to your brother, who yesterday was just your sister, you are standing very close to your brother who is about to brush his teeth, you are standing 5 cm next to him in a narrow bathroom and from this expansive accommodation emerges a beautiful dialogue, completely improvised , what are you doing?

There's nothing here, you can go, why do I want to brush my teeth in peace? Well, go away, you're annoying, I'm allowed. Sometimes I play this game in the supermarket, in the cheese aisle, and I'm bored, yes, and there are dialogues there too. Sure, what are you doing? There is nothing here, you can leave, why are you moving? Is he too close to me? May I stay here. No, not them. Customers are standing on the other side of the counter. You can also play as an adult with your own children. with them if they want to watch TV dad you can go why can't we see they allow me to stand up I also consider myself

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dad did you fart of course or do you think I always smell like that dad why do farts stink?

I actually have no idea what deaf people can do either. I often wonder what I would do with my wife if we didn't have children. Yes, we spent the whole day with the children. What would we do without children? my wife and I will spend the whole day if we don't have children, then my wife and I would be naked, drunk and happy all day. No, he's really nice with kids, so kids are really a big plus, so yeah, we talk about topics. Because of children, who we would otherwise never talk about intensely, we talk a lot about environmental protection, for example, because of children, that's what children are interested in.

We talk a lot about environmental protection and CO2 consumption. Now I calculated the family's CO2 consumption and then the kids said they wanted us to drastically reduce the family's CO2 consumption and then my wife and I backed out and then we decided we would just limit the kids' CO2 consumption. Yes, after all, it is theirs. future and not ours, just stay objective, yes and it is like that, if only the CO2 consumption of children is reduced, yes, completely new possibilities are created in the upcoming Easter holidays, for example, children do not fly with you. Here the children don't fly with you on this site, but they cycle to Sauerland, yes, that's for everyone.

It's nicer for those involved, so it's nicer for us, it's nicer for the kids. , maybe it's also for the environment, it's better for children's skin, it's much, much better, that is, everyone knows it, or the best protection against sunburn is a holiday in the Sauerland. My children do not eat meat for environmental reasons. And yeah, I think it's great, I think they're very interested in environmental protection organizations for Friday for Future. They often participated in Friday For Future. I myself also once participated in fr Future. To be honest, I have to do it. Say that for me it was more of a coincidence because I was just on my way to Lidl and they took the same path and I'm not going anywhere else.

Stupid no, it was important, I had to go to Lidl, that was important. There was an offer at Lidl that had an offer of 40 sausages for 369, yes, and I can't miss something like that, of course, with the offer of 40 sausages for 369, you wonder how they do it, but. I found out more from Ledel and they told me that yes, it wouldn't be a sausage in the classic sense, they did say that there would be a lot of work with the leftovers, there would be a lot of what they sweep up in the At the end of the shift, there was a lot of wax paper inside, mud, remains of the cheese sandwich, rubber parts, nails, well, they strictly said it was actually a vegetarian sausage and I thought it was perfect for my children or my children.

They are vegetarians, they are not vegan and we don't eat fruitaria today either. I have also heard of fruitaria that only eat fruit that is so old that it willingly falls from the tree. That's really true and many fruitarian people eat so much fruit unintentionally. The doctor telling them that they have to eat less meat is often the biggest problem for children to do housework, children do not feel like doing housework, they have no idea who they get it from and peace and tranquility and that's why I have developed a method with which I get children to do housework regularly and I have this method described in a small poem and now I will read this poem aloud.

It is a treacherous method with which I regularly manage to achieve it. children at home and the poem is called a perfect method with which I regularly get the children at home. Beit, okay, I've been doing this for a while and even without me asking, I change our wifi password every time. 7 days A game has the password and it is never the same and for every task I do at home I give a sign, thank you, goodbye. We want to thank the one and only Johann König.