I Held A Funeral For KSI’s Hamster….

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Now get out of here. It's time to start working. This is the first studio I've ever gone to wait on. Actually, yes, Cal Frieza? taking your funeral virginity I don't know how I feel about that honestly this is literally my first loss your first grief because oh yeah here comes morpheus oh wow oh there he is he's oh wow wow how does that make you feel? I don't know how to feel this pain, come here man, you got it, I thought this is the wedding, yeah, it's a celebration, everything will be okay, thanks, it's okay, here we go, this should work, uh, jj, would you mind? ? holding this up for him, so let's get him into this, okay, my God, he'll be here in a minute there we are, he's coming here, he's coming right, let's put him on the board, let's make him look good, we've got to do it. do the shaky thing no no no no no no it's not uh yeah, will you?

I think we'll go for an open casket. I think we'll have a plug open here if we leave it like this. Yeah, no, that's good. here we go we'll leave this just wow this is really happening yeah okay let's make sure we keep the level there is a level well who's the one who put it on your shoulder you guys are too tall it's not even me oh, there's a gap. a space there is no a space there is a space with my shoulders without sweaters oh wow listen that's good listen that I know what's left what's happening is that the halo theme oh here we go oh I'm shaking thank you for coming thank you for coming, well brothers and sisters in christ, you are welcome to our church today and to our service as we commemorate and celebrate the short life of a dear friend morpheus the

hamster

the death of morpheus has touched us all in different ways for some.

He was family to others, a dear friend, but whatever your connection to Morpheus, I invite you to join me today as we send him on high to help us achieve it. Let's remember some of his best moments, as well as the words of some. from those who knew him best, so I would like to invite Callum to come and say a few words. You already understood it, thank you. Hello, thank you all for coming today. I appreciate you taking the time out of his busy schedule. I'm sure we all would. I'd rather do something else, but today it's important that I get a good video.

Funny how it takes a death in the community to bring everyone together. We should probably do this more often. Hello, as you can see, it is an emotional day for a lot of people, so if people could refrain from laughing or any other type of inappropriate behavior at today's ceremony, I have seen some clips circulating online of some of the more jj's close ones making fun of Morpheus's death, so guys, if we could all take a It's time to buy your heads and think about Morpheus, okay, that's all from me. Now I would like to welcome a close friend of mine, a close friend of Morpheus, to say a few kind words.

Joshua, don, crimes, larkin. I don't think I've ever met mine, no, we've met them, there's that moment, okay, eh, maybe you've never met a hamster with a huge cocaine addiction, Morpheus, I knew him all my life, he was a rat , he got what he deserved. he was barking up the wrong tree and no death has been more deserved. I would also like to point out that Morpheus clearly had no hoes, he was a maidenless impulse. I'm so excited you're probably wondering why I'm here. and I'm just here to make sure this gerbil looking rodent is dead, follow my social media.

Amen, are we really covered to celebrate? It is a celebration of life. A funeral is a celebration. Thank you Callum and Josh for those kind words which we will now hear from another. member of morpheus's inner circle one who unfortunately cannot be with us today but who has recorded a video for us oh my god uh please welcome stephen try jesus christ hello I'm stephen try unfortunately I can't be there today because apparently there are more than 20 people in a room with one knee they might faint, it's not a problem that arose during the tour, although yes, I'm wasting my time today, we met at the funeral of a hamster named after a Matrix character, so you can call me . keanu greaves the character of morpheus was played by actor lawrence fishburne but we are not here to talk about a fish burning, we are here to talk about a hamster rotting, morpheus was like family to many of us and just like my uncle Graham. he touched us all, I remember when my mother called me saying that the little road in ksi care had died, I thought that God would take care of it in two ways, unfortunately I was wrong like Morpheus, my parents got divorced, it can be a difficult time, Apparently he was often seen drinking from the bottle and surrounded by his own, just like Harry during lockdown.

I would like to end this sincere praise with a song that Morpheus and I used to listen to before having sex coming out of my cage and that I have been doing just fine, I'm going down because I want it it all started with a kiss how did it end like this? It was just a kiss It was just a kiss It was Mr Brightside by the murderers Of course Morpheus' murderers are still at large although there are rumors circulating that he committed suicide due to his ties to Prince Andrew. I do not know what to believe.

R.I.P. Dude, you were a good hamster guinea pig after those well-chosen words from Stephen. I would like to invite you all to stand up. sing a hymn for more yes, you will find the words on the back of your sheets surely no there is no way there is no way we are all saying I want to die I want to die morpheus is dead okay I want to stay really done I vacation you are my vacation you are my vacation now we will hear from ksi morpheus loving father are you awake you will be fine could you address that yes interesting you are a real priest but he has to feel that he has to make him feel relaxed at the funeral so it is important that he is comfortable yes everything is safe well , thank you all for coming, why are we still applauding?

Can we stop? Can we stop applauding? Okay, can we stop talking? Please enough. Okay, actually, I wrote something. words for Morpheus, first of all, I know that I am not dressed for the occasion. This is my first funeral so I'm pretty new to this. I'll be better. Also, the hamster was gray, so I thought Morpheus was one. Adventurous hamster, why are you laughing? One morning I woke up and heard a rustling next to my bed. I was so confused I thought it was Simon trying to prank me or jump into bed with me because of a nightmare he had but no I opened my eyes and there was no one there I looked down and it was Morpheus he was literally rummaging through my bag now I know you're wondering how the hamster got there probably no one did that you probably don't even care honestly um, but yeah, I forgot to close the cage, so um, yeah, uh, he had escaped, he escaped from the cage.

Basically, the cage was like this. Why are you clapping? Brother. The cage was like that and there was like a little flap and he liked it. Spiderman jumped on the lapel cool story you said cool story this is my funeral I mean I'm moving on um I read this online and I thought it was right to say it now how can the dead really be dead when they still live in the souls of those left behind Morpheus or as I like to call him little morph my hamster is physically dead but in all our memories he lives bye bye for now morpheus I will always remember you and love you amen amen thank you no No, no, many thanks to Ksi who clearly loved his son very much and now we play a tribute video to Morpheus that has been put together by his loyal fan base.

Wait, where are you stretching these eight minutes for this one? His name is Morpheus, I have a little Morpheus here, what's up, brother? Hey, are you okay? Do you want to look at some Reddit posts with me? What are you doing? I'm here with my cute little hamster. I'm going to let Neo do this, oh here we go, oh I'm hopeless with coming back, I don't think so, congratulations, wow, it only lasted two years, well that brings us to the end of our service today. Thank you very much for attending and showing. Morpheus, the appreciation and love that you all clearly have for him, we now like to welcome all his family and friends to come forward and say their last goodbyes, perhaps scatter some wood chips from his bed over the coffin and then we will all meet. out to send Morpheus to the heavens what, oh no, no, what would you like to say, well, towards the sky, everyone wants to line up, you're welcome, say the last words I have in the uh, I'm going to miss you, friend .

Uh, rest, rest in peace, just like I'm not, I'm not good at this, no, it's okay, he can't hear you anyway, boss, it's okay, my God, why was that? Wow, then bro, sorry, I dressed for an orgy. Like button 10,000 likes and you're going to heaven. I would like to take this opportunity to tell you about a fantastic VPN service. Everyone has said goodbye. If we could go out and say goodbye to Morpheus, now this is ridiculous. I mean it, a sandwich. That's what I mean, no, no, he just died all day, he just said, I don't know how I feel when it comes on the air, let's hope he fires it, bye, bro, here it goes, now you.