Gilbert Gottfried tells the "Old Jew Joke" as Bob Costas crawls under the table (NSFW)

an old Jew ah he is uh he has a dress factory in the clothing center one who one day uh leaves his office to go to the bathroom uh one of the models passes by she looks in his office and sees that he has left his safe open so She reaches into the safe and just then the old Jewish boss comes back and says: you're robbing me, you're robbing me, I'm calling the police, I'm calling the police and she's leaving now, she's leaving, no, no you call the police he goes, I'm calling the police, you're robbing me, I'm calling the police, they're going to kick you out for life and she says, no, please don't do it, and he says, I'm done calling police.

She says no, I will do anything and he does anything and she says yes and he says I'll take off your clothes and she takes off all her clothes and then he says okay, lie down on the couch and the model lies naked on the couch. and the old shoe gets on top of her and starts squeezing her tits and ass and sucking a ditch bob

costas

has gotten under the

table

he hides under the

table

he

crawls

oh floods a friend returns bob comes back to us he is walking all over the room on his hands and knees, you have to see it, so he's on top of his third base, that's the man's name, so where was he?

I don't know, he's not squeezing her tits in her ass, sucking her tits and biting them. her nipples and then he touches her fingers welcome to sunday night football and the olympic games ladies and gentlemen we are in belmont park for the conclusion of the trilogy known as the triple crown of horse racing the world series the classic of fall october in the air and a lot of baseball history around us i know you trust me i know you can count on me for intellectual reporting continue

gilbert

this is america's broadcast honey

gilbert

you're ruining you're ruining this oh my god okay how about I make the

joke

and you announce it? long, what's going on, okay, okay, so he's not squeezing her tits, they're engaging in foreplay and he's grabbing and squeezing her ass, he's getting more and more aggressive, he's touching her, someone, bring me a thesaurus, is a part-time gynecologist, well done and and.

So this episode will need a second part, I think there is a separate part that is just this story and he opens them and he tries to touch her but his stick is too soft so he puts it back on the couch and goes sucking his tit. squeezing and sucking her tits and squeezing her ass and touching her and touching her ass is obviously a double header because we're doing the same thing in the nightcap that we did in the cap lifter, so he lifts her legs again and tries to hit him and he's still too soft he's in a slump he's below the line mendoza yes at this point yes of course he's not swinging a hot bat at this point in the season zoe starts squeezing her tits and ass and touching her again and he he hits to stick his stick again and it's still too soft and he gets up and says ah this is hopeless I'll call the police this is like the aristocrats yeah because you can add any layer you want it's okay and and now when I heard you say it the first time, it wasn't "This is hopeless," it was that.

I'm calling the police like it's his fault. Do you want me to tell the

joke

again? No, no, my career is over anyway. Can you summarize the joke? Sports conclude even trash. What we have witnessed here today, ladies and gentlemen, is the continuation of what we have come to expect from Gilbert Godfrey, albeit at a strange and unusual time. a man who has spent most of his adult life building a career with some respect and prestige has instead walked down a strange rat hole from which there is no escape and, once he walks out the door of the club of the friars, you will find a completely new reality awaits because soon it will hit the Internet and people will see and hear a completely different version of Bob Costas that they have come to know and love or know and loathe or something in between and, in any case, will be taken. out of context and it won't do me any good, so at least when we go down to the dining room, why in the name of Henny Youngman are you going to pay?

Because I'm certainly not paying the damn check. Don't wait for that, I want the brisket and I want enough to take home, that's not something you want to rely on.