Funniest Moments (season 3) - Friends

You don't know, you told me, you told me about your mom, what's wrong with you? You said, I said: share, don't look, sit there, let yourself eat a little, okay, what's wrong with you? Come on, honey, you're freaking out. I'm here, I hate Chandler, the bastard ruined my life, okay, you know, we'll both sit in the chair, I'm very comfortable too, in fact, I think I might be too comfortable, where are my underwear? Come on, you took his underwear, he took my essence, okay, wait, Joey, why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now? Cause I'm not wearing underwear, now look at me, I'm Chandler, could I be wearing? some more clothes maybe if I wasn't commando but you got up but I never left the room but you left the chair area, okay, that's it, give me your underwear, hug for her, roll for you, okay, The old hug and roll, yes, it's worth one. question session, you're pretending that the pill is a girl, right, give the woman a sanitary pad, give the woman a sanitary pad, okay, oh, now you want a sanitary pad, I have to go to work, anyone Have you seen my left tit with something on it?

These are my old work pants, Sergio. brave oh sorry, I understood you, saw Joey, what's wrong with you? oh, just this and yes, the guy who enjoyed my name so much that he felt the need to make a little noise every time he said it, nice to meet you, chandler bing bing, fantastic apartment, chandler. Hey handsome, if it were me and this was just me, I'd take back the thing that retracts the device, retracts the device, he doesn't seem happy, hey, hey, now he's showing us his companion device, hey, that's never going to be completely over. here buddy 23 74. you wanna go shotgun yeah you know what's right maybe you haven't grown up but I have oh okay thanksgiving it's not important who wins or loses what's important is that The Dutch girl chose me, not you, Holland loves.

Chandler, thank you Amsterdam, good night, watch me execute the three P's of the championship, power, precision, shooting and panache, remember that dad bought every one of my boxes and I ate them all. An Oman father had to buy every one of your boxes because you ate them all. You're crazy, I'm, I'm, I'm crazy, I'm losing my mind, I fooled around with Joey's sister, well that's not the worst part, what's the worst part, I can't remember which sister, look what men do, do not tell me. men are nice these are men that's not gina that's dina oh you see you can't tell which is which we didn't play with any of them either okay now you can hit what you know oh no no no i had to work two shifts and then, to top it all off, I lost one of my fake tits in a grill fire.

I'm the smallest person in the world, right? I am the smallest person in the world. Good morning, actually, he is the smallest person in the world. world, yeah, I know it's a long shot, but she just happened to find it funny that he'd like to kiss, but you know, just in case, maybe we should come up with a set of ground rules, yeah, sure, okay, probably want the first Never open your eyes, what if my eyes are closed and my hand is out there? Good, eyes open at all times. You know we could flip, yeah, I guess, but what's heads and what's tails?

Well, if you don't know, then. I don't want to do this with you, okay, so now what I just accomplished is true, I wanted to tell you that I thought I should, and then Chandler and Joey convinced me not to wax the door shut, we'll never be. leaving him I'm not cheating right that's not me I'm not joey okay yeah it's never taken me more than a week to get over a relationship it's never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship you're 18 okay she's 44. when you're 36 she'll be 88 .but don't you think I know that the important thing is that you see what I say, you know, you just know that this is clearly wrong, oh mommy, oh daddy, I am. a big baby oh daddy I'm a big daddy you're so adorable I'd miss you if I broke up with you you're just trying to be supportive you'll support me like a boy if I break up with you I'd miss you okay okay I'm not going to let you do this you're surprisingly strong , I need juice, people need juice, I don't think this city is big enough for the two of us to relax while we draw, I wasn't doing anything. you're telling me this actress is the only woman you ever wanted and she didn't want you back yeah oh my god this is what it's like to be you do you know anything about girls?

No women, no, could you give me some? push yeah good luck I'm leaving okay okay okay now you stay here and think about what you did that's a duck, that's a bad duck, I borrowed some of your cologne man I hope he likes it joey what are you doing? It happens that she's dating someone, yeah, and I don't have any bottle of green cologne next to the shaving cream, oh, we're medicine for the duck, this is from the woman at the bar, sorry, she thought they were another person, come on guys, it's no big deal. Hey, well, what is it?

It's a mole, just go see a duck. This is going to be hard. I wanted it to come from me and no one else. What do you think I am? I've been sleeping with you, so you're the gynecologist. Hey, me. I'm trying to have a private conversation, right, what is fish? What is fish? Thanks man, that would have been very difficult to describe what that flavor is. My hands are totally clean. I just bathed the duck. OK dude. Way to go, okay, great. good for you, alright, got a kid who started in the dark in the fall, Dartmouth, who went to Dartmouth, Dartmouth sucks, you got some Dartmouth, no, sir, there you go, hey, fight, start, alright, we'll be on it, so did your boss try to slap you? again today nine times ok I had to put lotion on bye torah please tell me you're going to stop now I'm fine I would fight tonight if they let me see the circle I'm marking here this is my horror zone Okay your band is playing in Arnold to collect three interesting points, which means I have five and that means I will receive Joey's boxers.

Good morning, good breath, by the way. Hi, I'm George, you have an appointment for tonight. Oh, come on, don't find dates. That's great, you're yellow-bellied lily, liver drop, yes?