BRANDON CALVILLO'S BEST MOMENTS IN DAVID DOBRIK'S VLOGS (PART 2)

That would be an incredible path. I'm sharing a blonde with someone. Karina giving someone a blowjob. It's like he wants me to be the one who gets ten thousand dollars out of this, right? Yeah, diapers, let's not wear diapers, Nicki, right? you know we have adult diapers not diapers yeah this guy needs adult diapers are you sure? I'm sure I need adult diapers. You don't have to involve her. Yeah, this guy says he needs adult diapers. Are you sure they are not like that? Or, how old is the child? It's not for a child, it's an adult hot dog for me.

Who are you deaf? She keeps saying it over and over again. I'll talk to you for a second. Finally it is the same person. I need adult diapers. Holy Cow. You really need adult diapers Jim Holy, you really need adult diapers. Diapers to use as a top. Brandon's father. Your son is the daughter I always wanted. That's what he said when Brandon and Jason started dating, but you think they were having sex. one percent heterosexual your son is ugly, he's a little hard to understand, yes, he's Mexican, he came from Mexico, a conversation with my father while he understood exactly everywhere, they said haha, you better not be gay.

He was doing this to myself just to remind myself with hope. you remind me who is the current vice president of the United States, come on, the country introduces the United States, but it was Obama, this is a trivia game and you didn't know the president of the United States, how do you look buddy, good turn? Okay, Carly, look, take the money and run or we can go to work or not one more time, double or nothing, sir. type of person David, as he calls me today, looks at my face, yes, I pick up the phone and he says: What's wrong with my children?

What's wrong with David? What did you do? Don't be mean to David Meza between the two of you. I just said you know you. Do you know what you like about Jason? You're sure? Thanks, polka dot oke, Arab, now I live on the scene reporting what happened, get close to the fire, put your hand in there, lumberjacks in the car, Jason, that was very hot, snot, letting me use any of that was 100% real No, no, Todd, that's like we break into my room, there are some special privileges when you do it in my car, it's like a thief robbing someone's house and you say you can't call the police, right?

Go, get in the car, hey, baby, baby, listen, maybe like in the bathroom at the bar mitzvah, wait, we're going to the Baptists and in the back of a car, yeah it's all my friends with a car Yes, Todd, are you? Hi, I did. I don't know, that was real, what's your favorite

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about living alone? Brandon finally knows, so he's trying to make a cool video for the seventh grade student counselors on Hollywood Boulevard. I just drive, I go around the world, you know what's fun about that? That white guy gets beat up for two seconds for eight.

Jonah had a funny idea. He'll go down to the bottom and we'll throw a watermelon. Let's see if you can catch her from the sixth floor. He has a funny idea or did you have fun here comes the milk three two one drop that lady. Brandon's mom, okay, please be nice now that your mom is here. I have the perfect thing to bring her into the family and do it for a long time. It's frightening. I am never more afraid than you. Don't do it, just that, tell everyone what you want. I just said the flowers have turned me on avoid some flowers up there these are really cool like a florist and what kind of Berenson is there there's only one time I had yeah the flower turned me on a little bit did you get a put?

You just told me not to put any of them. this is because he makes two charges of sexual harassment Jason is a real pilot, are planes crashing? Roxy breathes makes you want to subscribe tweet me

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guys the vlog isn't over yet but if you poop on a private jet and you didn't do a montage did you really fly on a private jet? I had a really good month last month how much money did you make last month? $40,000 $40,000 what makes you think? It makes me think, incurring a lot sometimes. What's happening guys tonight? I'm taking Jason and Brandon to Hollywood Boulevard to mess with the mascot, so what they don't know is that I have my friends Elton Sam and Colby dressed as mascots ready to start a fight when they hide behind the bartender.

Well, then how do we solve this, gentlemen? Hey, I'm going to chase, what do you want? This is too perfect for you. Brennan walked up the stairs having a panic attack. I'm going on a date in ten minutes and it will be a great story to tell. But I'm going to make it up. I'm going to say: yes, oh, oh, what a subject is coming at me and I said no, today the music appears. David, tell me this is a joke, please tell me, hey, congratulations, Brandon. Brandon, you idiot, this is real life because I'm pretty convinced Dom doesn't actually have real parents.

Your parents know you moved or they just think you've been gone for a long time during this earthquake. sparked a conversation about the San Andreas Fault, which is a massive continental fault that will rupture at any moment, and when it does, it will cause serious damage to the west coast. This conversation about the glitch led Brandon and I to discuss how I would react if San Andreas followed us to break. I know that if the San Andreas fault ruptured, you would be the greatest of them all, naturally. I want to see how you would react if the San Andreas Fault ruptured and that's how I work. in the - and Brandon is coming tonight, we are going to have the police officers stop and walk to the house from here, the police here will come to the door and tell everyone that they are evacuating the neighborhood.

LAPD all have permits to do. I'm sure Brandon believes this is all real, we hired 20 extras to play neighbors leaving their houses and then just when we thought we were ready, Brandon called with some very bad news to his date tonight, so of course I have to call him. and make sure she still can't, you know, you're going on a date with Brandon the night you do him a favor and you don't go on that date and now we were finally ready to pay the price? This is real, what do they say? It's a talk, where are you going?

Jason Jason Jason, okay, get in the car, get in the car, get in the car, we have to break the vaults, we're not getting into my cars, you know what's happening, where are we going? I'm going to see Mike get my brother on the right I gotta go it's like bro calm down I'm not going to do anything when you're screaming screaming like that to calm down oh my god are you okay? The police come to You went to your a

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ment and you said no, we're not going back there, we're not okay, I'm not staying home, I'm going to hit you, let me out of the house, stranden, I'm going to hit you, let me out of my because.

I need to get out of here. I won't stay home. I'm going out to the street. Well, yeah, because the cops just came to back up. The fault line is broken. The cops tell me to leave and then instead they will arrest me if I succeed. a random kid is on the phone with your mom right now and you tell her this is a joke, do it. I called your relatives. I called everyone. The implosion was a joke. Very sorry. There are your limits. This right now is nonsense. Those people out there, all the extras we hired like 20 extras just to pack up their cars, they all say Brandis, that's how you know you got a good prank when the guy who was brilliant, but I'm going to kill you, I called your date and I told. cancel with him and she says why am I telling her just do it she liked it subscribe tweet me David Dover coming out of that guy's dad one day you will have a sexy babe like that on your arm thanks by chance I want that two three I forgot why I want the same thing yes, this is for Brandon