Craig Ferguson 5/6/14E Late Late Show Richard Ayoade XD

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st film. The double appears in theaters on Friday. Take a look at this. I know the policy, but my printer is broken again. How is your growth going? You know the creepy guys here again, Richard, are you Artie? I really haven't. Hey, first of all, congratulations on the movie and I also think you'll have two options for clips. It seemed a little, yeah, yeah. I really don't know what's going on there that didn't help anyone. not very well no, yeah, well, Jesse Eisenberg, he admits them, okay, he plays two characters in the movie and well, I can't really say that he spoils the plots.

I just realized that no, it's okay, essentially it's like Avatar, if you like that. right God, if you like Avatar, you'll like this movie, you like The Godfather, it's just great, I got it, yes, would you like to talk about the plot of another movie, yes, maybe a movie you've seen and have seen. enjoy it Wow, the good Godfather of the Godfather is good, yes, pretty good, yes. I watch The Godfather; I really enjoyed it recently, I mean, sad, but I've seen it many times of course, but every time it's on cable I feel like it's frayed, oh yeah, yeah.

Well, it's very scary. You sound a little English in your accent. I am almost entirely English in my act. Where in the English room I'm from London. I live in London. You've seen? I was there. I used it. I used to live there, actually, well go away, yeah, I never met anyone who lived there, yeah, I live there, I lived in Islington, this is amazing, mm-hmm, it's a really nice place, isn't it? Now I will go. now I was born an elephant and a castle, oh yeah, that's what the earth is still missing, you know, it's still hard, yeah, it's very, so I guess you still live there, well, this is one thing for a time, I lived in this place and there is Do you know The Times newspaper?

Yeah, you don't have newspapers here anymore, no, no, anyway, they're all tweets and hash tags, so it sure is, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right, there's a picture of a house and it says it's the worst place. I live in England and it's six doors down from where I lived, so I lived on the A40, do you know what, yeah, it's a road, yeah, and I have asthma from living in this place, oh my God, and when we moved, You have to clean the chimneys like a child's womb, it was a lot like Dick Van Dyke's life and when we moved in there's a black ring around all our possessions, you can hear your phone ringing in this house, it says Lord, well, You don't look good, where do you live now?

We still live there, okay, we come back because there's something in the atmosphere that was carbon monoxide, but we like, well, I don't know, how's your asthma? No, you're right, I do have seizures from time to time Leah, but if you have to have one of those yes, yes, that's really a Rosset site, so yes, I do that from time to time, but only if I want to seduce someone, you discover that asthma lulls a potential sexual partner into a ran deenis feeling. I guess I think it's too bad. Too bad, too bad, sex is still sex, my friend, it's something, yes, it's certainly something.

Have you seen Foyle's War? My brother-in-law is there, shut up, ah, I won't be in it. Well, I haven't seen him there, okay, his name is Laurence. Fox and his wife still and he's married to Billy Paper who was here yeah she's my sister in law oh that's amazing yeah so I'll be there happy to have your brother in law who you admire so much you respect but never him I saw when it was in the final, man of war, out of admiration and respect, well that's fair, the

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is very popular in Britain. No, I don't really know what's going on in any area of ​​life, so are you your weirdo?

I'm a lonely guy, I'm deep inside me, okay, I'm okay with that, it's just that you hate people, I'm not some people, I mean, my default position is no, and I think I like you a lot, in fact, do you? Alright? I mean, if I meet a new person, I don't say, hey, this is going to be good, no, no, generally, this is not going to work, yeah, but because most of the time you're right in the interview and then , if you're right, You're not disappointed, yes, so are you in therapy? No, well, Yharnam, really, so don't do this, how do you find it?

You're in therapy all the time. It's good? I find it interesting in a way. of taking inventory of yourself, a certain kind of discovery, osya, that's why I make such a questionable decision, true, yes, but how can you trust yourself to provide accurate information? Well, now you just ruined my therapy, no, I don't think you trust me. yourself to deliver accurate information, you take, you just deliver information without judgment and allow the therapist to interpret whatever information you give them, you are able to do it well, it's a trust situation, you see, I'm out, I'm out, let's give it.

One chance, you tell me a fact about yourself and I will play the role of the therapist, which I am not qualified to play like Dr. Phil, okay, okay, and I occasionally use my inhaler for seduction purposes, no, that's not true, I am, you know, I drink a lot of diet coke now, um, and I'm worried about being too close to you because you know, oh, you have a gas passage or I think I could expel now we're talking up expel or down II I'm talking about any chest I'm talking about anything first of all it's a perfectly natural bodily function why would you be ashamed of it well, I I feel like it could end up coming off as disrespectful or a comment on the process.

Oh oh no, do you worry about being disrespectful to other people? Do you worry about what other people think of you? I mean, you know, look, I'm wearing these socks. so I can't worry so much, and you know it's a good thing that it looks like an exact replica of the bright yes carpet, well stained, yes, yes, it actually is and they are tights, okay, yes, they all came all the way up the IAP boat here, yeah, I mean, there's a little strip of spaghetti tied to the top and you can go right into the ocean, yeah, so, well, I don't know if I don't care what people do.

Maybe think a little about the people you admire, which is usually what happens if you admire someone you want them to like you. I hope they don't, otherwise I would have to stop admiring him. I see no, this is the Quinton. Crisp Dalem, this is the basic

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, well the most disgusting thing is not being a member of a club that would have you as a member. Yes, Quentin Crisp had a great one because he was gay, of course, and he used to say that his ideal man was a big, dark straight man, but of course, by the time that man was interested in him, he wouldn't be interesting anymore.

ASA because he would no longer be heterosexual. However, I tell you that it is a security device to keep people at a distance, well, no I don't know that it is more than a disagreement about your assessment of my abilities that would call into question your real greatness hmm, I doubt it, I think which really has to do with the fear of nice, okay I'm afraid of mice and that's going to be $100 and that's why you're happy, that's why I should be on Karen, you okay kid, you know , just someone I know well talking about this, yes, yes, but you know it looks good, you like it, enjoy it, I know time passes, yes.

Gets me out of the house, yeah, we're out of time, actually, well, we always run out of time, in other words, well, times are always gone, I guess, well, the moment you see it, Yes, I know it's already in the past and we are dying. Now July 7th is going to be good. Ah, I think we're dying. Now it's exactly what you want.