If Instagram Were Real

I'm a girl I look cute Hey, look at my baby, oh, look at my baby, no, thank you, look at me by the way. I'm looking at your baby. Do you want to say something good about her? She is cute. Hi everyone, I'm Nikki, your favorite fashion blogger. Everyone looked at me and looked at me, I'm talking about things and look at me, guys, look at me, I have something to say, if you comment on my outfit of the day, I will totally respond, you guys look sexy, my mom. You're amazing Nikki, we're an amazing queen, ghosted again by Nikki, we'll get her next time,

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fans don't need an answer, what's up girl, hello, you look

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ly cute, just hang out sometime, okay, why are you flirting with me when you clearly have? a girlfriend I don't know what you're talking about sorry hello you don't know me um your boyfriend is talking to me don't talk to my boyfriend stay in your lane God why do girls always chase you girls? days, no, it's crazy, hey, your brain, new girlfriend, right, yeah, okay, I love when you thanked your sister, background in 2014, excuse me, what?

Oh Shi, who was that, oh my god, those photos of your mom from 2012 were so cute, I loved it, why did I do it? comment I just wanted to let you know directly that you are my idol and I love everything you do and I just want to be you, where is my shirt? So I'm in the park playing with raw meat in my hands and just thank you. and this guy's poodle appears out of nowhere and attacks me directly, excuse me Dillon, but you might be interested in this dog vest. I never lose it, you're done, what the hell?

We don't have pets, but I do. I clearly heard you say poodle, who is this clown? Did someone say clam? Why don't you check out this creepy clown hoodie? You can use it with your children. Wow, oh my God, that's God, would you like to hear the word of Christ? Step 1, start. believe just because you can't see another meaning it's not real step 2 stop drinking it's illegal yes all of us if you believe in god step 3 what are you doing you have to work I think I'm just going to look at nature or something weird, that's the most strange thing I've ever heard in my life, why what are you going to do?

I'm going to look closely at people's faces. Well, I take a step Oh, 3, I quit smoking, and those grapes and jewelry, you better believe they're even worse for you. step 4 go bald step 5 regret going bald that's the last one I don't know how that works out so I need clothes for my stressful dreams because I'm always naked and clearly I need to be prepared you know, yeah, I have an influencer Alexa, what long ago hahaha? Nothing helps smooth things over when you're in that constant grind like that Amazon's Amazon Alexa hashtag. It has changed my life in many ways.

How many STDs do you have? Hashtag Ad I'm smiling here. But what you can't see is the pain and struggle I'm dealing with inside. People like to pretend that life is perfect and everything is fine, but that is not reality. The reality is that the last four months have been very difficult for me. but I'm proud to say that I finally made it through. I'm sorry to hear that aye-aye-aye aye-aye-aye like that, but I have to go out sometimes, we'll just order Pez for those of you. those who are struggling know that you too will get through this and to all those who are stuck with me during this whole thing.

I appreciate you, I love you, Dad, he's so kind, isn't he? Don't you know me? Big Daddy will pay child support, he knows he says, look. just like him oh thank you daddy no no Jeff hands don't need a response sure shake them hey like and share oh my god okay kiss your baby's hand that's so well, but not the lips, okay, I'll put up with you first. I love it, I looked at you from the beginning first I look at your hair - oh no I'm talking about Nikki's outfit, no one literally doesn't love me, I love you, can we just talk about Nikki's outfit for a second?

I would change my name to Nikki, why doesn't anyone talk about that? How Nikki is so pretty why didn't anyone first say will you be my mom? Nikki step 1 abandoned her God because it's time to make the Messiah your main step-that's all you need what did she do with that potal? I cried until they agreed to quit but for me it was such a terrifying experience stop drinking smoking and sexting step 3 subscribe to smash and a sick old man is on this page that's omg yeah okay whatever your fight you should know you'll get through it and those of you trapped trapped damn thank you hashtag bless you wobble don't smile while you drop branwall and plop and Brown yeah cuz it's nice to look at people and look at people a the eyes, help.

I've always done it when I look at people. in the eyes, oh, right now, hot snakes that go down the leg, out through the pant leg and into the shoe, but they're always white the next day, well, good morning, guys, don't go anywhere If there is something I have learned. the sales business is to leave them wanting more and we have a lot more for you, we have this video right here, it's good, it's a real pleasure, my son, and we also have a merchandise store, that's what they call it. I never heard the word merchandising in my life until this year and then also Comair.

I lost my back and it's a great old button, if you want to click on it, it's the best round, shiny, new button.