HAND SIMULATOR! Do You Like My Coconuts? Hahaha (FGTeeV Hilarious Survival Co-Op Game)

Come on, yes, let there be a fire, don't stay on the bright side, I have a lot of food because I have to eat you, come on, give me some

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s of meat, we all have them, yes, they are big, some are small, others have them. They are missing fingers, some have extra fingers and in this

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that we are going to play today we don't know how to use them, but we will learn how to high five, yeah, now listen, I just have to say make sure to subscribe to this channel. what happened you hurt your

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if you don't subscribe to this channel you also hurt your hand you are not subscribed i told you to subscribe bro i can't help you there thanks go let me go to fgtv oh my god michael you're naked you're naked hey what are you doing down there?

Good boy, I'm going to make a wish on your head, what do you feel? Oh yeah, oh wow, that feels good, that's satisfying, okay, hey, can't you touch me? Hey, back up, wait, ew, what are you doing? You're like a crab, dad, yeah, are you looking at my ass? Wow, my butt looks so cute, dude, what the hell are you waiting for? Look at my arms, I'm like triple joyful, oh my God, oh my God. oh, I have a rock, wait, come here, let's see if I can hit you over the head with it. Hello, you just hurt yourself, okay, movement, hands, rotate, hands, bend certain fingers, one, two, three, four, are you hitting my head with the rock, I can't even?

Look, you die, come back here, you know why you raise your head, oh my God, what dog is that? Can't you, Spiderman, let me check your ear? You have a lot of wax in your ear, show me how you praise Jesus, the Lord, the demons, friend. You have very nice toes why are you looking at me can I touch it I can touch it let me touch your toe stop I want to touch it stop let me touch you let me touch it hey our hunger is seriously going down I'm going to drink the water, no, wait, I'm drowning, wait, what, what, wait, Mike, I'm going to save you, where are you?, wait, where did you go?, oh no, my screen is black, but I'm going to save you, wait, wait.

Wait, I don't think we know well, I know how to swim, what the hell don't I know how to swim? Shot in the forehead, I'm going to hit you, friend, give me your hand, ready, I can't see, go down alone. a little like that is not how we hold hands no, don't cry don't cry it's okay buddy it's okay you're going to learn to use your hands let's stop playing we have to go get food seriously I think I'm really bad at this

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I should follow you or something So don't go looking for your own food, friend, because if I get food, I'm not going to tell you that I found it, I'm just going to eat it.

What is this? a knife, wait, can I? Pick it up well, I have a stick and I can use it to hit someone. Oh my god, what did you find? Coconut. Oh coconut. Where are you? Share it with me. No, I promised. I would have shown you. I pick it up. Yes. I'll show you that I have the coconut. By the way, I'm not going to share this with you. What if I can use the stone? Oh yes, I have a stone. I have it, you have it too. Yeah, okay, first one to open it. the coconut wins oh I think just oh a frog kill it we have to cook a fire pick it up pick up the frog I will share the coconut with you where are you where are you nice frog frog break it no no your health no, I need your help, friend, I need the

coconuts

in the ocean, the fruit is running no, no, it was a fish, friend, there are fish, wait, I'm dying, I found a scorpion and I ran it over, kill it, kill it, how does it not get crushed?

He, ah, is behind me, ah, he stabbed me. Come on, yeah, I killed him. Wow, look, he fell on me. I don't think he could eat a scorpion. He is getting dark. We have to do it. We need to figure out how to make fire. Wait. You should take that stick, okay, open, open, open, yeah, break it, break it, oh no, my thirst, yeah, come on, yeah, no, no, don't die, don't die, almost open, yeah, bring it closer, How can I open it? Turn it over, eat and no. I had to break it more oh god I'm so dead okay ready no I died I'm still trying to get this frog this time stay with me okay I'll do it good boy okay come on let's go get food , are you ready? to celebrate my friend yes, my health is very low somehow I hit you in the stomach don't let it go into the water don't let it go into the water no no no no no no it's okay, stay there, don't move, okay, we I'm doing this, I know, Michael, why Mike, that was our lunch.

Where was he? No, you, you, you killed me, wait, what happens if we try to break a coconut with the coconut? That's crazy, okay, I'm going far away from the water. Coco time down now stay there, don't move, I'll block him from falling, don't hit my hand, go, go, yeah, I can't go yet, yeah, we got this guy, I think you have to do it, okay, do it, go, continue. It's here, oh buddy, that's my toe, that was my toe, oh, I'm sorry, we got it, we got it, we got it, we got it, can you get your big clean head out of here we go?

We're almost there yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, I got it. open up you got that one hey if I was going to get that one no that's mine okay now let me see I pick it up put it to my mouth and press and yes I just ate it and handed it over like it was done With you, we could try. I'll make a fire, I'll grab the right one, I saw a huge stick over here, I saw one and then Roddy Rich came and picked it up and put it in the box, that's not funny, these are bones or sticks, and I'm like no.

It doesn't matter which one they're going to hit, let it go, where's my rock? where is? where did I throw it? I lost my stone, where did it go? Is there someone here hello hello oh God I'm sorry I didn't mean to touch Don't touch me, go find a rock there. I don't think I can find a rock in the ocean. You can do it, buddy, what the hell is coming out of my ass? First you crawl on your toes. No, the booty, the toes, wait, what if I get lost? I'm scared, you're literally worthless, there's a rock right here, can we make a fire?

I don't know, maybe not, maybe we need a brush, you don't need a brush. you have nothing on your head this is bad we can't make a fire follow me hey I need to grab the stick in slow motion now broken let's all use hail the sticks look at you running I'm lifting weights wait Our temperatures are dropping because it's cold we need to light it up for the night , What's that noise? Oh, I'm shivering, there's no way it can be that cold on an island. You'd be surprised, man, you've never been to Alaska, obviously, Alaska.

All the ground is ice, yeah, but Alaska ain't an island, oh yeah, oh no, I died too, I'm dead with the land now, bye, buddy, we've died like eight times, I'm basically a cat, you pick up sticks while I, oh God. that's a bone are we savages or is there something else on this island oh my god I'm so good at this now if youtube ever stops working for me man I think I'd like to shave

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on the side of the road I have four coconuts with our names wait do I like it? no, don't leave me rebecca oh my god, I'm going crazy, I'm starting to name the coconuts, what the hell, oh dad who stabbed me, do you like it? coconut broth oh no, maybe it's a little small for you, wait, can I put it on your head?

Wait, come here, bend over, you're about to be the king of boogeyman, buddy, don't move, stay there, move, keep it in your head. very slow keep going like this well forget this let's light that fire there are no sticks here for some for how many times ah incredible what the hell did the snake just look at my jackets oh oh my thirst is super low okay, well I'm going to eat this guy, I can't face a snake without food, okay, I'm fine, yes, I have two stones, come on, come on, yes, let there be fire, don't stop, that will kill me, ah.

What am I going to do with you? You know what, although on the plus side I have a lot of food? Can we all appreciate the fact that you just asked me? If I'm in the fire, will I die? Don't mind me if I just like to get nice and warm ah I'm not too sure I can eat you but I'll certainly try I have this bone don't look at this I have to eat you I'm shaving you I'm shaving this just finished very dark come on give me some of meat, okay, I'll eat the coconut, oh God, wait, there are ships, ships, did you just hear there is like a ship?

I can't, hey guys, how how the Disney crew lines up on their way here. I'm here I don't think you're going to hear that right here you come right here you here now they're leaving okay bye I should talk like a note for the rest of the video talk like who oh no me I thought it was like Donald Trump was constipated. Okay, tonight, yes, there is something inside Edith mi g. Can I just drag your head with me? Come on, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, come on, oh a snake, don't attack me, attack it, oh this.

The thing is going to get us, oh, is it going to eat you? I offer you as a sacrifice and let's call it, let's call it, I call it, you want to call it even new goodness, I don't believe it, I don't think I want to, I let you fall. I needed it, oh my God, this is what it is that you have a trouser snake, friend, I think the snake has taken over your body, it has possessed your body, my God, my fire went out, oh shoot, look at your temperature, holy cookies, oh my god, wait.

Can I do it again? Oh, there's a stick. There is only one stick. I'm so dead. No, the chills have started. I can not understand it. Oh, I don't want problems. I don't want problems. I don't want to shoot. Need. that piece of wood that's where are you snake man? he's right there you're dead you killed him I killed him oh maybe the more sticks you have the bigger the fire you can make no my health my health my health my health oh we worked so hard on that round, did you do it or me, me no, I worked hard trying to sacrifice you to a snake that I finally had to kill because he wouldn't leave me alone because I wanted to borrow money to use the vending machine on the other side. east side of the island, why don't we crack a coconut?

We could buy some Doritos, some cookies, honey buns. I'm starting to wonder what would happen if there wasn't actually a vending machine and it was all the island that got to me, peace guys. I don't have the energy to make peace, obviously we don't have that energy and I'm going to get really close to the microphone and say thank you for watching, remember we have a merchant bought from ftp.com, but pizza billy puppy, but wait. I can do the fart part, we should have used these, man, they opened these guys, I have bunker cars, there is a water pencil where the bumper cars are, oh my God, I just committed suicide, I have a battery, okay, Do it, I use it, okay, come. do this no yes no yes no yes