Joe & Duncan Roast the Caveman movie "IceMan"

Jurgen's experience, can you imagine if there really are these creatures that do not have greed, as if greed had been created outside their body? Yes, they have no materialism, they have no desire to possess things, they have no desire to possess people, all reproduction is done through some type. of technology and all they do is communicate with thought, so their thoughts are pure, like there are no misrepresentations, there are no skillful conversations, it's just pure thought and you get exactly what they are thinking, which forces everyone to be cool and not They don't have any emotion in that sense, they are more advanced, they don't have any primate thinking other than the ability to solve problems, yes, they come down and check on us from time to time, yes, you know that? or like we're what they look like when they come back in time or something like where were the ancestors if you were to see a human ancestor in its most fascinating form, I'd like to be at the beginning in the early days I'd like to see Australia pithicus, how It was that thing, yeah, how it looked good, how it behaved, how it moved, how many of them were there, how they kept from being eaten, and just imagine. that one day there's going to be a person, yes, who makes skateboards, I know it's so strange, strange and how quickly it can happen, strange, yes, strange, very strange, yes, and that we like it, apparently there were all these versions similar to protohominins, they are not just Neanderthals, but like Denisovans, which implies a war or some kind of survival of the fittest, at least, yes, multiple versions of humans, yes, those Denisovans, I mean, I don't think they have been knew about them until the 2000s, somewhere in the 2000s, they realized.

There was a completely different version of the human race that they were not aware of before. Remember that stupid

movie

where I can't remember the actor playing? His name is Iceman. Remember that the actor gets stuck in the ice. This is like the 80's thaw him out like he's not an actor like they weren't he's talking about encino man no it's not a Paulie thing it was I think I'm not sure what came first this was actually a romance, I think not, it's like a Neanderthal or like someone like that gets into the ice, they thaw it, ice man, yeah, who never saw this, shut up, shut up, hey, it's available on blu-ray, is it?

What year did this take place? I honestly didn't see it as a kid it looks amazing 1984 that's amazing that was before people knew any better but I think it's like they fall in love with women there's a romantic like I think it's like there's a romantic element do it oh my gosh but I could be wrong on that, how do you learn English? How long does that take? I'm absolutely watching it tonight. I found him, oh my God, so he's encased in ice and, oh my God, his heart is beating. They bring him back to life.

Be quiet. Oh, they found an arrowhead. he, yeah, they shot him with an arrow and then he froze to death and they have him and he wakes up, he wakes up, this is the dumbest

movie

I've ever heard in my life, if it starts with Timothy Hutton's girlfriend, this is prehistoric. cuck porn oh my god, oh my god, he's dressed like a

caveman

, that's how bad this movie is, look, why is he wearing his old clothes? He didn't get new clothes. They thought about it and put it back in his old bear skins. it's the dumbest movie the world has ever known this is so stupid and there's the girl oh yeah she's like you don't even know him it's like he's a

caveman

he doesn't even understand fire he's so sweet to me and you're so and you're always busy in the lab, you're always busy in the lab and well, he came and showed me his heart and yeah, he can't talk at all, but you can't make love, he put a stone knife in the throat and she like a rocket, you walk in and she's actually grabbing the stone knife and forcing her own neck, oh my god, dude, that's just bad luck, you're like bad luck, you're in the arctic , you are in the arctic. with like well, you're with the only woman at the research station and she starts a cave, baby, oh my god, oh my god, look, she's hanging out, look how bad the makeup is, who do I come from, oh, It has whiskey.

It's that a bone oh it's a ball I thought it was whiskey I could be wrong about the romance I don't remember playing any of this dialogue so you can see how ridiculous it must be and he just starts carving his stick carving a bone he's going to be mad, that guy keeps touching that log, he's going to pick it up, he put on his scattered poses like brother, you're annoying, yeah, I'm ready to go to sleep, you're going to attract cats, that's what our nemesis was, Duncan cats. most of the story most of the story you know, I never thought about that before cats, that's why kids, this is rude, this is rude, so the movie is the dumbest movie, it's so dumb, He's rude to me, I mean, you're being rude to me. make me see this you made me see no, no, not you, who did it, oh, like they published that, you're making me see this, oh yes, when I was a child, although this was like the gospel, like I was like I believed . that this could happen, well it probably can't happen right now, but one day, yeah, imagine if they found something, remember one guy they found had uh, I think he had an arrow stuck in his back and he had fallen in a crack. in the glacier or something, it was completely frozen and then when the glaciers were seeded, they found it and this guy had tattoos, it's like, really cool stuff, yeah, well, this is, you know, this is my favorite theory. .

I'm going to do it to one of the pharaohs to the mummy oh yes, they are inside, but they were right, the mummification process was because they understood that if you preserve your body long enough, one day they will discover it and bring you back. oh my gosh, and then you know, when they bring that being back, he starts to control things, you know, it's like he goes back to work. Can you imagine they brought a pharaoh back to life and he was like that guy from 300, yeah, you know? Super charismatic Xerxes, he's like Xerxes, but also Dr.

Manhattan, yeah, imagine we bring him back and that's it, and he's the governor of Ai, yeah, and he just takes control from here.