When Games are So Bad, They're Good

you are talking? I can feel what's happening. I don't know, this is some kind of weird horror game. No, it is not. We have a person who joined very well. It was like someone was standing there. Who is Danny? where I don't know, I just thought he saw another player, I guess he was just a shadow or something. I don't love this Aaron, I don't love the way you're, you're setting this up. I don't love the way you're setting this up. I don't know what you're talking about, what happened to the door, no, don't be a horror game, oh, what is that?

I can't move, oh God, oh this is horrible. Damn, it was that guy. What did you do? You closed your mouth. Know? exactly what's going on what are you doing what are you talking about love me you're being really weird right now you're being weird go capture the flag buddy hey, put me in scary situations, I didn't do it, I didn't put you in anything you haven't done You're already going to go voluntarily I should have known how stupid I am like there was ever an undiscovered game oh

they

found this after 40 years in a basement my ass

they

made it blair witch I hate you oh you're giving me your bag with your with your oh what was that that was weird it seemed like it looked like someone was in a yeah it's weird but i saw someone shadowy figure but probably nothing you're some kind of idiot bag you're some kind of dick bag whoa whoa what the hell is going on what are you for making make move don't give that flag oh god here we go oh no press and to chat and say something I'll press and to chat right no, no, no, stop what you're doing because I'm about to ruin it, stop, okay, I'm pressing why check, oh I think he wants you to come out of the flag room, buddy, okay, I won't, so I won't come out. from there, okay, maybe he just, oh, now it looks like the trees have eyes, I have eyes, okay, so you can read this, yeah, if you hand over that flag, the servers will shut down, okay, no It's a big deal, yeah, I can't let that happen, no, no.

Would you wait in silence? Where are you in this project? More than 11 years. I can't let you jeopardize all my work. Well, 11 years. Heck, it'll feel like a first-person shooter with symbols. Yes, this game has the power to resurrect the dead. Oh, John, well, I don't know if he thinks that's at least what he's supposed to do. Yeah, okay, I'm still a work in progress, as you can probably tell. Yes, it's a little strange. I'm doing it so I can see my wife again. super her soul will be freed no, that's not

good

, why is it so bad?

But I know I can save her and bring her back. I will do that. No, no, don't do it. No, no, don't do it. don't don't don't don't do it what are you doing oh stupid bastard oh well that guy was boring me well that's all, then all right, yeah, I mean, I did it, so I won, well, yeah, well, you know what's supposed to happen that you should stay there for a while. Win the game. Ben put a danny win. Wow,

good

for you, thanks man. I want to play you can't the server was deleted oh it's all over yeah we can never play again yeah you deleted the servers by walking to the flag oh fool so that's it thanks for joining us on Gabriel, I told you I had to do it.

Get the flag you fool so just restart the game man you can't restart the game yeah actually because this is a real program from 30 years ago that was used to resurrect the dead press escape okay , now click on No players, oh, okay, what's marked? It's a good game, they're gone, there are no more servers, dude, oh yeah, that's awesome, isn't that awesome, that's kind of awesome, I didn't get the full experience, dumbass, so what do we do now? We just like to hang out and brother, come out for a moment, you're such a little boy, his wife was him, I freed his soul, okay, now what she's after us no, she's free, she's not free, she was going to resurrect so he could love her again that sounds good john dev john totally real person totally real man john give me that give me the damn controller okay cool I did great ruining the experience I love this red fun was where I first realized maybe something was wrong yeah Okay, that makes sense and I'm not talking about my kosher dill sandwich.

Okay, that took me a bit. Yes that's fine. Don't know. Sorry, it just took me a little. If you hand that last flag to the servers. it's going to close, I can't let that happen, don't let that happen, I've been working on this project for over 11 years, wait just to dig into it for a minute, come back, he said, come back, oh yeah, come back, please , down, it's just going. to leave you again no, no, I'll just leave, okay, let's leave it, what's wrong with this server? What's happening? Yes, why not try another certain way that just starts everything from the beginning?

I'm looking for players at all the wrong beats, yeah I think that's it, wow what a great game, that was a fun and creepy little situation right?, right? Yeah, you know, would you consider that fun? I don't have you robots, I had to do you mean you know yeah, you're serious, that's it, this game is, yeah, man, it was just to scare you, scare you, boy, it was just a jake, I was on the edge of my seat, there's no resolution, there's no anything, no, it's just a scary, fun little nonsense, wow, I had a good time, I was just trying to scare you, man, people like it

when

you get scared, so I was trying to give it to you, but there's nothing scary about it.

What do you mean there's nothing scary? about that thing coming at you because you said what is this and it was scary it was confusing well thanks for joining us game grumps if you want dad to be scared you gotta throw some nasty crazy at me like um uh like doki doki. Panic in literature, right, that was the scariest thing in the world, but it took seven hours. Scary things. Okay, that's pretty scary. Human hand. There you go, how about this one that looks like the angry orange? Inhale the annoying orange orange. That's what I mean now.

That's scary hey no I don't know what you're talking about he's so handsome you're right Aaron I'm right don't I get you dude I get you man jelly beans yeah ah uh he is good. Sorry, this is just trying to get it right, I'm embarrassed to make it happen for you. Wow okay good job Aaron thanks man wait let's read one of these scary things. Oh, I was a camp counselor during a game called paint the counselors. A four year old boy stood behind me and started dyeing my hair, I whispered in my ear that I would take all your skin off, no, no, what the hell are the scary things that children have said, oh oh, before they were born Here, you had a sister, right?

My other mom is so old now that they were fine

when

the car caught on fire, but I sure wasn't, oh no, what the hell, I don't know, one night I let my three year old son sleep with me because my husband was. she left, there was absolute silence in the house and she whispers I have you where I want you and now I'm going to eat you oh, I remember this and she's talking, she's talking about a booger oh yes, yes, yes, you know what I have to do. Say this doesn't scare me unless that spider is real in the corner, that's right, oh that's really scary.

Those will kill you, right? Those are the Australian spider that will kill you directly. 14 Scary Things in Australia That'll Make You Pack. your nuts in your mouth, okay, bye everyone, okay, bye, thank you for joining us on this creepy pointless adventure, I thought you would have more of a fight now I feel embarrassed, that's very sweet of you.