Spell Check | Oxventure D&D | Season 1, Episode 23

Khorasan walk fine, he just exists with so much arrogance before you suddenly see the pirate he thinks he is and like Khorasan like it doesn't kill you or anything, but you thought caution was terrifying before this. it's like she's practically almost dead you almost fell off the stage dead it's as big as this this big magic is happening right now so if you can see shadow tentacles then you feel like you can do all the magic you want really and it'll probably be pretty effective, so try, that's not Phi Oh, damage, yeah, yeah, we conjured up a nothing sandwich, so let's just say Liliana hasn't figured this out yet, what was the plan, dog, the plan was to wait for the vet. break and then unleash the mother of all thunder, conceive us behind Eliana, yes, I am desperately trying to maintain eye contact with her and not watch them swimming in sandwiches.

I'm guiding her gaze a little bit of her with my Okay, so, in that case, a foot long submarine. I think at this point we should probably have everyone take the lead. 15 12 9 18 Don't forget that if you want you can delay your sandwich. Okay, so 18 we start with the work and what would be the arrow to the glass bat oh, it got damaged, it's um, it has a bigger crack, okay, it's not broken yet, so what is this? You can choose to delay as much as you would like. I'd like to delay my turn and basically spend it.

Smiling goofily and like I just fix Lady Liliana, which is the most intense eye contact like you can look away, you know, you know, oh the poem is going to be so beautiful, it's the creative forces that flow through me , my muse, my lady. I must perform for you and while that happens it's a choir right now so I currently have a lot of magic in me, yeah what does that mean for me as a

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caster? Basically, you know the things that I already know, but I'm going to increase their effectiveness. Okay, don't use grease.

I see grease, I swear to God if I get grease on my clothes. Yes, this is the only set of clothes I have with me. There is no fat. cool

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guys, full of fat, yeah I'm going to cast a sleight of hand wizard, I'm going to create a giant fist of magical energy and I'm going to use it to hit the wall of the VAT. We are in love. Okay, in that case, you don't need to roll for that, right? It's a trip, yeah, okay, what is it? damage stat um giant super magic fish probably behind him we'll call it turn yeah, let me get that I know it's not, it's got a 12, so it's not that good here, it's nice, heavy, yeah, Damascus steel, so they used to kill.

White Walkers, right, that's a seven, okay, basically you have a huge fist like a ginormous fist that goes wrong and you feel the whole chamber list and it makes a really strange moan, like more like you feel the metal in the part top as if starting to grate against the glass, you almost feel slight fluctuations in your magic power, as some of it feels like it's leaking out, but then it writes itself and you say: we can do this, we can definitely get out of here, This is going to be great at that. Point Lilliana, it could be worse she, she basically looks like she does because she's on some kind of weird mezzanine with no handrail because evil when she gets off and seems to disappear in a cloud of fog and then suddenly appears again. it was more where dub and Marilyn are so egbert and Marilyn I'm sorry it's just that I'm standing at the door because I threw my mace and I assume I'm still there, well she appears right next to the door and then she's ready to say and who It's these fools and that's for sure, basically, all their movement now come on, Marilyn, okay, I feel like we all need to create some distance, yeah, I'm going to speed up, yeah, I'm going to run towards the table, okay, turn and then shoot. an arrow in his okay okay hirama class is 13 yes 15 okay that's a hit Rami your damage please six some kind of narrow blows on Liliana's forearm actually comes as if he turns around and immobilizes her his elegant robe his arms She looks down to be honest with you, it seems more like she is angry because you have started ruining her clothes and she feels like she is in danger of death, that is inconvenient, okay, caution, hello, hello, I invoke all my magic just now discovered to strengthen it with this VAT, yes. drink to any empty roommate there's more that right now there's more than you think you could ever consume in your entire life sandwich okay, okay, what happened, but it's filling up with sandwiches, okay, what's left that hasn't flipped into a sandwich I summon it and just do a supernatural explosion of giant bananas in the tank, okay, like a vortex, like it's not normally a vortex, but now it's a vortex.

I won't make you roll for this because I know your spellcasting modifier. it's over the tank armor class because you're on it so throw me the damage on this is one last agonizing time you're saying agonizing explosions actually yeah throw that damage at me twice okay okay seven more five and fifteen seven more. five 2797 yes that thing breaks mm-hmm basically I mean it describes it because it's stuff for technicians sandwiches and more sandwiches sandwiches supernatural magic it's like a spinning vortex of tentacles of shadows and a color that the human eye can't quite see Sign up, it's that color magic and just knock down the magic glass.

The fact that we are inside. I have a foot-long submarine sandwich for quick energy. I need it to rain sandwiches so yeah, okay, basically from the outside of this, yeah, explode just into this. A huge vortex of energy and a veritable array of Sandra Dee correspondences become like the imagination when it comes to attending a board meeting and every Li kneels there, every magic user in the room you feel like a part of you that was missing suddenly disappears. restored you're like oh I'm back cool I think I can probably do magic again because you're all welcome just Romeo d20 and try to top a ten eight seven seventeen okay can I use inspiration to roll again?

Yes, I understand. 13 great so seven and eight let's say you took a really long dive to catch your sub you were in the heart of the vortex like you both weren't brown you say you lost your feet and you're on the ground okay? What a big deal, but that was some great magical energy. Lilliana is fine. Wow, the scientists have been thrown against the wall through these groups and the guards don't look that attractive either, like they've been slammed against the wall and taken a few hits, so after caution, it's Eggbert. I'm on the ground at Liliana's feet, as I understand it.

I'm going to try something. I'm not sure if it will work, but I will do it. Try it anyway. I have the ability to order. Write a single word. Command within 60 feet. Yes, I'm just going to order Lilliana to surrender. I'm going to watch this from the ground. Yes, I have the sandwich too. Hit me, throw me a sandwich, I'll eat it down here, okay, but in the split second that this happens, I tear off half the submarine sandwich in Corazon's lobby, you should offer the sandwich to Liliana, maybe she'll just be hungry for a while. 10 years, okay, basically.

I need two. Liliana rather needs to succeed on a wisdom saving throw in order to resist your command. Okay, you have a spell to save DC from yours. Basically, you're there with half a sandwich in your mouth and not in your hand. you like that she has quirks and eyebrows like she's definitely not going to do that okay she's terrible and this sandwich has rockets you did it in that case dub you've been waiting for your magic to come back to you and now they have it in an Explosion of sandwiches and light and then something good, this is going to be a tricky maneuver because the layout of the room has changed a little since the last time I thought, this is what's going to happen, this is what I'm going to do try to achieve, okay?

I'm going to run towards Lady Liliana as if to say "Oh, Lady Liliana", my power in my poem and then when I get there with a balletic acrobatic maneuver, I will place my foot or my boots on the chest and push it away, that's the first part. push him away you know I like something like kick Eggbert in the chair don't let him kick him okay look at my foot back yeah thanks good luck I see what dobbs goes for a good super hope it works Otherwise, I just got kicked in the chest. I mean, I feel like the rest of the movies happen independently.

Egg Birds, big strong guy, would you describe this as a deft maneuver trying to kick a huge Dragonborn paddle across the room? in that case we'll call this straight decks

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what your classic armor is but it's 1719 bring it it's not my fault let's try to be 217 please okay twenty okay he described this action to me as what happened Because until now. Since I'm worried, you could play keep awake with any shot. The leg goes up, the foot is pointed, it turns around, it goes down. I basically have one foot on Eggbert's point and then basically using my extremely strong and prehensile fingers, I grab some. of his armor and junk I slide him across the room and I on my new mirrored shield I slide across the room what I would describe as a safe distance, probably anything that can happen and without pain and now, hopefully, if I can follow that with a just thunder wave.

I don't know what you'd expect, so wouldn't I be sure? Can I get on these twenty and stand up? Yes, I am, yes. Eggbert bounces off a wall and then bounces off the heart, knocking him unconscious. I think Bert finishes doing a manual on his knee, yeah, exactly, okay, and then you just throw out a wave of thunder, yeah, okay, fairest ever, Mrs. Liliana, you wanted a love poem, well, here is there and then I remember the words Marilyn whispered in my ear. just before you entered this meeting let me see them again oh yes, okay here you are here is your love poem the roses are red the violets are blue there is only one loser the loser is you very good now everyone is fine Maris like which one it's your what's your spell So DC 16 no, so how much damage is taken there?

I thought it was like 3d eight or d8, it's definitely a 78, I think it's 2d, I think it's 5d 20s 5d 2000, let's make it 5 D 2, a lot of magic in the room. right, yeah, go on, ok, so we cut, we got 18, the last 13. I hope someone is adding this up. I mean, I'm trying plus plus 6 plus 8 plus 15 schools taking 60 points of damage I guess idiot, what does that look like? she's not dead wow, it hurts, don't get me wrong, but she's definitely not dead, evil, cool, I almost fell in love with her now, that would be awkward, tell me what she looks like, okay, well, we're familiar with thunder wave, it is, it is an electric cube around the target, no, cube, definitely cube, then that happens, the cube is placed around Lilliana and the electricity starts crackling, it's clearly agonizingly painful, but then as the power cables increase in volume and like a kind of speed, like a drumming, like a backing track.

It seems to emerge from the ether, the cube becomes almost opaque from the electricity, there is no less electricity in this cube that it is no longer possible to see and then suddenly it breaks like a solid glass cube shattering. into a thousand pieces of jagged electricity, that's what happens, great, she lands a few feet away, I think for the sake of, I mean, if everyone just saw their evil lady take sixty points of damage, actually They won't be as interested in continuing the fight. I think everyone else is kinda okay, I mean, we can probably take the rest of the day off.

Lilliana managed to say that this is the best day of your life. Christopher absolutely, I mean, sure Christopher was out of the cube, why not Christopher's type? from Paul and not from Christopher Liliana stands up and sways a little, it's like today she didn't quite go as planned and I'll remember this. I'll see you all again, yes, all of you, especially you, she looks at O. and you see her reach through the folds of her robe and she pulls out a small jar where the kidney is oh, she says thank you for this and grabs a amulet on his neck and only my kidney disappears now the search for Egbert's kidney begins.

I can't believe Edwards has been selling organs all this time. I didn't know there was a market for them. I'm furious. Well, now the demands just increased. I mean, even in a rare moment before. Yes, and with that I think Christopher Engelbert. The 17th Morra out of a desire to get rid of you more than anything else leads you to the exit of this facility which leads to some form of warehouse, sure, warehouse, I'm not quite sure why and yes, that's you, I want say, you made it, it's a B, go burn down that pub, that dope, this, I love it, yeah lightning, thank you so much for coming to see this D&D adventure ox, you've been an amazing audience, thank you so much, um.