The Other Guys - Movie Bloopers Gag Reel & Outtakes

Sir, if you move any more I will be forced to shoot, oh, he said, keep your mouth shut, if I want you to talk, I will put my arm around your ass and work your mouth, you have it and if I see this photo on your Page Myspace when they google screaming it's gonna be me I'm gonna lay down and roll when oops man I know get out of here Bob this shit is getting thick yeah it's our time our time FY and Martin FY and Martin, what time is farting and Marcy? farting and Marcy and guess what you've come into our school and we like the lion stop okay we'll figure it out we'll use seaweed to create air bubbles that we'll put around our heads so what's going on? you, oh, I'm sorry, you're okay, yeah, I'm okay, I'm sorry, no, we're doing it again, okay, it's time for the peacock to roar, come on, ju, we're fainting, he's fainting, me I'm fainting, go on, he's fainting Alan Alan Alan has a break God you want to hit me make me so this doesn't hurt me you think I need a you're done man you're done special education Detective Captain wants to see you think you know the drill damn, It's so bad, don't do it.

Don't laugh, don't laugh. I had to live with that every day. I was so full of testosterone that I actually killed a coyote. I had to go to a specialist to have my hips realigned. Very painful. The doctor said it was similar to uh. operate on a German shepherd, uh, when they have hip dysplasia. I'm not that professional. I can't do this now. Allan and his apps love them. He has designed three of his own. You know, one of them can be compared to anyone's. beard sorry this is good ok I just want to know if this human is human or not.

Don't you have a process to determine that we found a human penis in the mouth of an eel in the car? Yeah, how did that get there? wondering, don't look at me like that, do you know the difference between pubic lice and Cher? No, I'm not sorry, man, are you stupid having an Arnold Palmer? I'm sorry, why would I want a mug that says FBI unless I Work for the FBI but then the SEC you do it you do it like a what eh shut up I'm sorry I couldn't wait can you scream? You want to yell at me again, you're the really tough guy, right?

You're a really tough guy, I'm sorry, wait, you're a really tough guy, can't you stop? Give me the cookie. You are so much that I want to hit you. This is the only chance I probably had to shoot you. You're judging us by our appearance, but you know what I did last night. I drank a lava lamp and I'm a German Shepherd. Is it that horrible or disgusting or is it just love. It's one of the worst things I've ever heard. no Plum Crazy you're crazy you know it in my face you're about to pay the price you're about to pay the price you're going to pay the price and it's not going to be nice it's not going to be nice sh the thing tomorrow morning I'm going to see to Mar, right?

I'm trying to pretend I'm afraid you'll keep targeting me. I can't get it right so they could break into their own accounting firm right next door. They came in and altered the records. they entered to alter the registry so that they would hide or they entered to alter the registry so that they would hide they entered to alter the registry go further okay okay what's okay what lindel organized the whole Cason Rock lindel St okay what what do you want to know what? Are you down here because we just came here to say hello? Well, we have a nice and difficult road.

I can go straight to the hard way. Why did you make that face like that? Tell us everything or I will. You know what I mean? and then then lick the sex thing can you say that again? Release sex to each

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oh god go I can't start I can't start shoot him go shoot him go drive shoot him drive shoot him I'll drive. We give you one more chance for a new beginning. We should call ourselves Freshen Nators, call ourselves Ziplock Gang, call ourselves rappers 'cause we're so fresh, okay, no more, let's renew, find anything, yeah, we find a lot of things, someone.

We took a tent and put it in the air filter. We found a snake that committed suicide. I think there is an Indian restaurant that is also throwing their trash in the back seat. I'm not sure that's the case. We're taking her to the lab and I ran some tests, but I'm 85% sure this is placenta burst all over the back window. I thought it was clam talk, it wasn't clam talk, I thought it was yogurt, it wasn't yogurt. I'm pretty sure it's a pubic lice or chers infestation. I looked it up in a book but no one could understand it.

There is in that. Be careful, some girls from the city center came and you don't need to continue. No, I'm going to tell you that they had their periods for the first time. In the back seat they found your CD collection and used it as toilet paper. Smell my fingers. I'm not going to make that smell. I will not do it. What is it that someone started a community garden there? That's a positive thing. Thanks for the F Shack loves Dirty Mike and the boys, you know what it's called when they do that, here it's called a ground fight, it's also called stack and cat because they lie down and can masturbate each

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I had never seen him like this. a lot of fluids all I'm talking about is a bunch of naked bums, a bunch of drunk street

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on Sterno and you can go with chloroform or you can go voluntarily, we're just going to get in there, we're going to put some D's on some A's you like put your D on someone's E I don't, I don't follow you at all your dick in someone's ear no, you like to put your D on someone's LW lower leg wound oh leg W no no, I'll put my foot in your ass, but I think you'll like it, damn, we'll do it, let's put some D's, A's and E's in.

Arnold Palmer alert, Arnold bmer, honey, this one's got the VY. I'm still so drunk from last night. I'm sorry. she was so drunk i had to sleep on the floor well that's every night but its okay yeah you walk into our house and you get my wife's name right even i can say her name correctly and i'm stupid and He is silly. Arnie Palms Arnie Palms Ary Palms I have a song all the time in my head Ary Palms Ary Palms has one I'm fine thank you okay I did things in bed with you that I haven't done with anyone since it's not appropriate you're a Dynamo can you give me lessons leave to talk I'm sorry I don't want you to talk now stop talking stop talking if anything ever happened to him I could kill myself a sple my solar plexus fell out I have snot in my eyes am I covering myself?

My blood is rushing, my testicles feel hot and swollen, it hurts a lot, I'm laughing, I'm laughing, I'm in a lot of pain, I thought about running it, but the moment it happened I knew I couldn't escape, there's no way you can escape. Execute an explosion I feel like the devil hit me I feel like the devil came out Hit me right in the dick I burned my hands once making pancakes but this sucks a million times more than that You need an ambulance bag I know I know I tell you I said if I press it, I better check, check, check, it's on Mr Bean, Mr Bean, where is it?

Can you see me? Recognize that jumping off the ledge is the answer to any of your problems. You can go straight on an Elevator Express to heaven into the loving arms of old and past lovers, but then Hoods brings a great counterpoint, you can't get to heaven by committing suicide, but think about life, all the wonderful things, sure. There are some bad things, you know, old man. people with no one to talk to, orphans who will never have a mother to kiss them on the forehead, their grandchildren will even be able to see a polar barar in nature, no, that's a fact, it's just that in 50 years, no, that will probably be in the next few years. 7 years you'll stop it, wait there's a disease I just read about where the skin literally tightens around your bones and that's how you die but let's focus on life okay all the wonderful things uh there are uh , rainbow, HD TV.

It's something else, what's happening? Yeah, the officer under me said, ask, what's going on? It's a big part of life. Hey, what's up with the boobs? Hey? All the boys love them. We're about to become best friends one, two, 3, let's talk model trains, what do you think? of them, yes or no, I see the future and it is you and me going to the park, to the beach, to the zoo, sometimes I am on the Internet and I search on Google for the image of the Grand Canyon. I just forget what time it is, you know if we're going.

To be best friends I want you to know everything about me I don't let a single hair grow on this body I want to know everything about you Have you ever looked at your anus in the mirror for a long time? chance you'll shut your mouth Uh, no, I don't know who's been throwing away the trash cans, their trash cans to sell, they won't be used for our trash, okay, I'm going to sell to someone. Don't rub the sponge. Come back to him and then show him go see and see people know how a loofah works he doesn't handle spatulas like that H1N1 that's all I have to say here there's a problem it's a whisk Carl it's not a tuft hey all tufts are marked 30% bat before we continue Travis please stop talking about your near death experience on the Staten Island Ferry okay that white light that just scares people that's not what means beyond, we're talking about Bed Bath Beyond, like down the hall in the utility. closet not like in other lands not like in the afterlife it is not a bed bath and UFOs we are not talking about interplanetary activities think of it as this bed bath and a little further is not a bed bath and Much further is not a bathroom in bed and the way out there is Bed Bath and Beyond that's it look at this you know how that happened I care a lot this is not just about retail it's about people's lives and the use of recycling bins people Bed Bath Beyond and green is my suggestion I don't I know if they're going to do it but you know something pimps tend to pick on vulnerable girls and the next thing you know you're working full time even though you just Coming here to be an actress So, Jamie, do you like ponies?

Yes, yes, I bet so. I want Fox News there. I want CNN. We'll be signing autographs after we're done. There are no difficult times. $7 per pop tundo, bring tundo, yes, yes, yes, that market is growing. I bet you end up with Nancy Grace and that's a fact Grace, wait there, oh, you didn't hit her? Be careful man, it's a loaded gun, for God's sake, this is going to be sweet, it's going to be like in the

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s, get something. some, I have a full erection right now, I'm so terrified, look quick, look quick, yes you get some, get some, please stop doing that, check it out, yes, wow, that's it, you're completely turned on, look quick again, yes, erection.

Patrol us. We're on boner patrol, watch out, no, you know where we are. I think I'm lost. Run down the road, we can do this. We lost a lot of energy, but we're still on the road. The film industry is completely irresponsible for the way they portray. explosions not real, fuck you Sylvester Stone, fuck you Arnold George, shame on you Bruce Willis ke Reeves K Reeves that's a farce