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DATING IN 1999 vs. 2019

Mar 28, 2024
And then it turns out that Bruce Willis' character was dead the whole time. Wow, great, now I don't have to be surprised. Hey, do you want to come back to my house and hit? Yes. Detective Pikachu was so cute. nononono No spoilers lalalala! Anyway, do you want to go back to my parents' house and hit? Olivia: Yeah, great. Oh my god, how was that date with Aidan last night? It was horrible. She took me to Chili's and I said, do you hate me? Ehhh. If he took you to Chili's then you know the answer to that question.
dating in 1999 vs 2019
Well! (Laughs) Well, wait. How was your date last night with Jason? Oh my god, it was horrible... NO! He took me to Chilli's, so I sucked him until his legs were full. Oh Lord! That is true love. Go away girl. Alright! Got some milk with that shake, girl? Ooo, all that and a bag of chips. Girl, you are very fly! What do you say we get... jiggy with that? Let's go to the forest; Be my Blair Witch. (gasp) You make me see dead people, girl! She will tell you what. If you call me Jack, I'll call you Rose. (Titanic theme plays) No...
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I'm just a Joe Jonas looking for my Sophie Turner. Oh, sick. So what do I say? Then you copy and paste it. He is fine, sick. Send it to 200 other girls... Send it, do it. ...maybe one of them will respond? Yes. Probably not. Oh. Noise! Crystal, I know you're the only girl I've ever dated, but I'm sure you're the one. I love you so much Johnny. I can't wait to get married and start a family with you. And if it doesn't work, divorce is always an option. Let's go see The Matrix at a local movie theater.
dating in 1999 vs 2019
Nice. Isabelle, I know you're the only girl I've ever dated and I'm sure you're the one for me, but I want to sleep with other people before I settle down. I love you, but I can wait before we get married and start a family. Maybe in 15 years? Ha ha! The sound is great, baby, because we have time to do whatever... GUUHH!!! *splits drink* I-It's okay, we still have time to (Bus has entered the chat) *gasps and then SCREAMS* *moans* I'm fine, honey, it's just a little meat that- TRAIN!!! TRAIN!!!!! *Train track noises* Sup Laura. Hello Trent!
dating in 1999 vs 2019
Get in my car and we'll drive to an unknown location for our real date. Sweet, let's jump. Yeahiick Uh... Ava? Jacob? Yeah, hey...stop right there! Just so you know, 30 people know my location and my two best friends followed me here. Okay, do you still want to go for coffee? - DO YOU WANT TO TAKE ME TO A SECOND LOCATION!?!?! No way, friend! We will stay here and look at each other. Well. EYES HERE, BUCKO!!!! I'm sorry! EYE CONTACT!!! Hi girls, my name is Shawn, which rhymes with yawn, which is what you won't do when we go on a date, Uh... because I'm not boring Um...
If you want to call me, just answer. the phone and ask for smooth operator because that's what I am. Haha...if you want Um...Some people say I'm lonely. That's because I am. *Depressed Realization* Is this profile just pictures of his abs? Yeah. I guess I'll make him fuck with it. Definitely! Yes. Holy cow, that's a loud BUTT! Did you really just say that in front of me? Relax, baby! Howard Stern always does it. Yeah, I guess that makes it good. Yes... Do you want to go see The Matrix in theaters? OMG YES!!! Very good, great.
What are you doing? Commenting on this girl's Instagram to say that she has a nice butt. Why would you tell me that?! Our therapist said to communicate more openly with each other. Yes, I think he was referring more to our feelings. Ohhhhhh... I... I feel like I like this girl's butt. How was your date with Jayden last night? Oh my god, I told him to eat my ass. YYAAASS How was your date with Michael last night? Uhhh...I told him to eat my ass. What? Honey, I'm so sorry you had to interrupt things like that. It's whatever.
Do you want to go see The Matrix? (gasp) Totally! For us. The lettuce is going home now...and bang! It's like relaxing kom-bu. You know what I'm talking? Gosh, I wonder what language that is. Courtney: I don't know (crazy laughter) Oh, Isabelle. I was like...Kambucha? More like KambuYAAASS (Laughs) That's really funny. Courtney: Uh, yeah, I'm going to tweet it, I think. Aww... It's 3:11. Green day, Fresh prince, Final Fantasy VII, Pogs Look at each other! Your eyes scare me. Good. You are like a wise man... you are like my guide, friend. That's what everyone says, you know?
This is real? Yes friend. Why haven't we capitalized on this? Shit, I don't know, man. We charge admission, we are like a commune, you make people abandon their earthly ways and you are the leader of this as if it is not a cult like you would never say it is a cult. Good. But... (quietly) it's a cult. Dude, I'm down. And only chicks... Only chicks. Damien: Direct... and me, of course. Guys, we were just informed that this is the best video on the Internet. Now, if you want to click on the best video on the internet: Every Road Trip, click the box on the left.
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