How to Invade a Country

but if no one ended up there, I don't suppose I'd better check the oil. The financiers of Operation Desert Storm, yes, Operation Desert Sun, let's help get these people out, yes, wow, a fast-moving enemy 400 meters Freud, my God, it's far from mass destruction, no doubt . about that, get that thing out, oh, it's urgent, tank destroyed, you know, we're in Egypt, of course, that sure doesn't sound like Egyptian music to find us, well, well, guys, they lost or something, Russia never has lost, we hear the battle. and since this region probably borders the homeland, we came to stabilize it, well, I hate to tell you, Ivan, but you are too late, we have already liberated this your

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and we will stay like this, so we are like hell, you are us.

Are the peacekeepers around these parts what you're referring to? The world damn it you'll have your own oilfield press

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not the limeys hey darling looks like there's a battle going on sir no if this was a real battle we'd have been wiped out miles away as soon as we left our spawn location, now the fact that we've made it this far means there almost certainly won't be a battle, well yeah that's a fair point, maybe they're just dividing up these new territories, what? That's outrageous, how dare they? That's our job, to take us to wherever this place is, it could be the Middle East, sir.

Ah, so it could be a political minefield and a real one too. Look, we're here to stabilize this region. Hi, mate. It seems that your tank model is outdated and on fire. Luckily, we have a deal for you. I don't have any cash anyway, should I load a shell, sir? No, prepare the map of Penan, where here is our piece, so we will take this piece right here. I think we're here to find weapons of mass destruction, huh, it's amazing now that the president thinks they're hidden underground, which means we'll have to drill down into the ground and go find them hi-c and you, we're here to annex the device to this chaotic region, how are you?

For all you know, this land, we could be an overseas territory of the British Empire look, if you all do not leave this British soil, well, I will immediately be forced to take the most radical measures available to my country and I will have the stop the nearest police officer on duty, but there is no Life here even at the bacterial level, well, that's because I'm chemical weapons. Now I know they are buried there. All we have to do is dig them up. Oh, that's the point, sir, what do we call this new land? How about New York?

No, wait, that's brought you to Milton Keynes, ah, well you see, Milton Keynes is already quite new and there aren't enough roundabouts around here, everyone back off or America in its infinite wisdom will

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your country. You can, boy, the United States has the most powerful army in the world. Hell, the universe, I'll be the traders' ass, I don't even care, ah, but gadget entertainment is the Russian company, oh, it's the Cold War again, just look around, look, all we have What to do is call one wild boar 10 and you. The guys are done for good luck with that, they're not even in the game, mates.

Heil guys, they're not even painting the damn color of the rack, yeah that's a surprise, it's really not like us to be so unprepared for our war, especially a war. in his desert usually the Mo, dear, besides this kind of thing, next you will tell me that our bombproof Land Rovers are the right time to go to DEFCON 2, take this boom, what did you do, crazy, parade, sanctions, Ivan Oh? God, you've hit us with them too, have mercy man, think about Brexit, this is your last warning and this is yours, right? I know what this all solves, the UN, no, that never works, but I brought my guitar and nothing comes out. situation like a pillow James Blunt please shouldn't I love plates please shoot our plates you come fire ice cream Broken Arrow quizzes prepare them lose a field Fox one Fox one what You mean with Fox one, we don't even have it? heat seeking missiles he's from the plane about 50 years old oh my god I think I have a missile lock what's the button for counter mission I got it man how did you get planes?

Heck, we're under unguided rocket attack from the air. it's the Blitz again themes Gaga damn kamikaze pilots it's getting soaked now again Oh follow my tracer and that's what you get when you try to take on America you die way too far from the three of us obviously I mean when you think about it That It's really a good thing everyone else died within seconds of the shooting starting, yeah yeah, those modern banks, they're all pretty much just one shot, kyoool, well that's some plot armor for you, It is not like this? Oh hello, what is that?

I think I see a mirage, oh great, that's all we need from the French Air Force to build the armor you mentioned before once it has rated effectiveness against radioactive fallout, would you say why, my goodness, it's a weapon of massive destruction? I told you oh no, everything is more or less the same by which you mean it's still a desolate wasteland oh well, it has a name, Mr. New Plymouth, actually, if anything, the weather has improved a little at this point. , we're not even sure if all of Plymouth exists. I guess there's only one way to know, sir. yes, turn it on, this is the BBC news at 12: today a small earthquake was detected somewhere vaguely in what could possibly be the Middle East, causing the fall of the ancient pyramids of Giza and elsewhere news, large oil fields have been discovered within the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg containing approximately 325 million barrels.

This revelation has led the President of the United States to brand the Grand Duchy as a perpetrator of international terrorism with links to weapons of mass destruction. Well, let's go to peace! Let's keep these people out. This occurs in the middle of a territorial dispute. the Kremlin while the Russian military forces are deployed in the name of the stability of the region Luxembourg does not solve our water those now it is not now it is India we all fear well this was a disaster what do we think of this? It's not a clue, is it bad?

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